The first thousand three hundred and six chapters share a room(2/2)
Miao Niang shouted: "Continue, don't stop."
Lin Hao had no choice but to continue: "The river flows eastward, Miao Niang's men go to Beidou, eh, hey, hey, go to Beidou, they are all Miao Niang's ex-boyfriends, there are all kinds of them, uncles, oppas, little fresh meat,
Hey, hey, hey, little fresh meat, that’s not enough. When I see a handsome guy on the road, I yell, and when it’s time to take action, I take action, pick up the handsome guy and walk home, hey, hey, that’s not enough!”
Miao Niang slapped him down, but it was not on his Tian Ling Gai, but on his face: "I'm not that romantic, don't do this song, choose something else!"
Trouble comes from the mouth, Lin Hao was beaten unjustly, what kind of mother can't be changed, why must he change Miao Niang?
"...How could I fall in love with her? It's not because I'm blind. It doesn't matter if I have to pay for my car or my house. My dear mother, I can't finish writing your nonsense. I can't finish it in a pack of A4. What a scumbag you are!"
"Next song!" Miao Niang waved her hand and said, "I hate this bullshit the most!"
Lin Hao had no choice but to change his style, lively and relaxed: "...thick fat meat is my love, I have to pick up two pieces with each chopstick, what kind of twice-cooked pork is the most exciting, what kind of chicken and duck
Fish is the most satisfying, the big chicken drumsticks will be served quickly, and the red hot pot is like a sea. No matter how much we eat, we don’t get fat. It is our expectation to walk, sing and eat at the same time..."
Lin Hao didn't know how Miao Niang felt after listening to this song. Anyway, he felt hungry while singing. Thinking about it carefully, not only did he not eat lunch, he didn't even eat breakfast!
It was at this time that a voice rang outside the door of the detention room, "Hey, you guys are quite capable of having fun for yourselves. You've all started a concert."
Lin Hao and Miao Niang looked up and saw a fat-headed and big-eared policeman coming outside. He had a lot of stars on his shoulders. He seemed to be of a high rank. He was the police officer who arrested them.
The fat police officer continued: "But that's right. Before you are officially imprisoned, you still have some freedom. If you can have fun, just have more fun. By then, you won't be able to have fun anymore."
Lin Hao immediately walked to the door and asked, "What crime have we committed?"
The fat police officer said coldly: "What crime have you committed? Haven't you made up your mind yet?"
Lin Hao said: "Officer, please speak clearly!"
The fat police officer said: "Humph, you are still trying to show off to me. Don't you know how many people you have killed in total?"
Lin Hao said angrily: "We didn't kill anyone at all."
The fat police officer said: "You don't need to deny it. There are witnesses and physical evidence, so denying it is useless!"
Lin Hao said: "You——"
Chapter completed!