Chapter 123 The Sick Man of Debt Collection(2/2)
Lin Hao didn't answer and continued: "Last night you tossed and turned all night long. Not only did your back hurt badly, but you also kept going to the toilet. But you also felt like you couldn't pee no matter how hard you pee, right?"
Black Hand looked at Lin Hao in front of him in disbelief, and said in shock: "You..."
Lin Hao ignored him and continued to talk to himself: "The pain became worse and worse afterward. The pain made me break out in a cold sweat. In the end, I couldn't stop vomiting. I kept struggling until dawn, and then I went to see a doctor.
It seems to be getting better now, but there is still a dull pain, and it becomes uncomfortable after standing for a long time. Am I right?"
Black Hand looked at him with a gloomy expression and looked at him uncertainly for a while before asking in a deep voice: "Are you spying on me?"
Lin Hao snorted coldly: "It's really funny. You and I don't know each other. How can I have the spare time to spy on you?"
Black Hand asked: "Then how did you know?"
Lin Hao said: "Of course I can see it!"
Black Hand asked in astonishment: "Did you see it? How did you see it?"
Lin Hao said: "What you asked is really funny. I am a doctor, so of course I can see it."
"Haha~~" A burst of laughter came, and Si'er stepped forward and said: "Brother Hei, you don't really believe that this kid is talking nonsense, do you? How old is he? He's a doctor? It's so funny.
Come on! Brother Hei, let’s not waste time with this lunatic, take this girl back quickly and have fun!”
Black Hand didn't speak, just stood there with a sullen face.
Lin Hao let go of Hei Shou's hand and looked at Si'er up and down. When he saw Si'er's face was dull, swollen, and his eyes were blue and purple, he opened his mouth and said: "You are sick too!"
Si'er was so angry that he laughed, and habitually raised a big slap on Lin Hao's face.
Lin Hao still didn't dodge, but he kicked out very quickly, and hit Si'er right in the abdomen. The kick made him open his mouth and stick out his tongue, and he knelt on the ground holding his stomach.
Lin Hao glanced at his tongue quickly, and then said slowly: "If I read it correctly, it will only take you four minutes at most, including one minute of undressing and two minutes of foreplay!
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"How dare you touch me!" After Si'er struggled to stand up, he immediately rushed towards Lin Hao: "You are looking for death!"
The black hand standing behind him reached out and grabbed Si'er by the back of his collar. He picked him back up like a hawk grabbing a chicken, and shouted at the same time: "Stop!"
Si'er said angrily: "Brother Hei, why are you stopping me? This bastard clearly deserves a beating!"
"What the hell are you yelling about? Did he say it wrong? Can you do it there? If you can do it, can you get the nickname of Si'er?" Black Hand scolded angrily: "You keep saying to take the girl back.
Take it back, take it back, how many times can you do it?"
"I..." Si'er opened his mouth, but in the end he trailed off, because Lin Hao was right, he really couldn't do it.
Black Hand pushed Si'er away, came up to Lin Hao again and asked, "Are you really a doctor?"
Lin Hao patted his chest and said, "It's true!"
Black Hand said: "But you look like you haven't graduated from high school yet!"
"It's funny, do doctors have to be older?" Lin Hao answered him, opened his mouth and flattered: "I started reading medical books when I was three years old, and started studying medicine formally when I was five years old. I can treat people at the age of eight, and I can treat people at the age of eleven.
You can go to the operating table at the age of fifteen..."
Hei Shou felt dizzy after hearing this, and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, why don't you just tell me that you are the ancestral doctor? Is it necessary to explain so much? Tell me, what disease do I have?
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Chapter completed!