Chapter 368: Extremely Rogue
When the evening fell, the swaying suspended ship rushed into the small port of Pantao Garden at a speed.
Monkey stood side by side on the deck with the wind chime and looked at the endless sea of flowers.
A breeze blew by, bringing out pink fluorescent waves. In the darkness, coupled with the night view of the heavenly court, it gave people a sense of dreamy surprise.
“Line——!”
A roar came from the high sling bridge.
On the dock, a whole army of heavenly soldiers had already gathered, and they beat their chests heavily and shouted: "Welcome to Lord Siyuan--!"
In the other direction, dozens of civil servants and hundreds of immortal slaves bowed together: "Welcome to Lord Siyuan!"
Seeing this, the monkey raised his head slightly, looked at the two people standing beside him, and asked with a smile: "I just explained it?"
Hearing this, the two of them immediately wiped their sweat.
Zhou Siyuan hurriedly said, "It makes me laugh. This... this is what everyone means, so how can I explain it? Yes? Who doesn't know the reputation of the adult? "
"Yes! They all mean everyone! Hahahaha." Zhang Xingyuan hurriedly echoed.
"No, I like it very much." The monkey nodded and stepped onto the sling bridge that he had just put down.
The two of them breathed a little relieved.
With everyone, the monkey slowly walked across the sling bridge. The leader of the heavenly soldiers and the civil servants immediately came up, but before he could speak, he was driven away by Zhou Siyuan who rushed to the front.
He bowed and said, "Sir, let me lead the way when I first arrived."
"Okay, just come and lead the way." The monkey said casually.
Surrounded by this large group of people, the monkey slowly walked through the narrow dock area and entered the Peach Garden through the towering fence with defensive magic circles.
Along the way, there was the fragrance of peach blossoms, and the pink fluorescent eyes were filled with the scenery, which was like walking in a scroll with a lantern.
"Sir." Zhou Siyuan bowed and walked in front of the monkey and whispered: "Let's have prepared a banquet for the adults, and are in front of you."
"Oh? Have my seals arrived?"
Zhou Siyuan quickly glanced at the civil servant beside him, turned his head and whispered: "The seal has arrived. But... our ship has just had some problems and has walked slowly. Now the messenger has gone back. He has only left the seal."
"Since that's the case, I have to take the seal first."
"This..." Zhou Siyuan smiled awkwardly and said, "Sir, it's getting late. Let's do the handover tomorrow."
"That won't work." The monkey glanced at Zhou Siyuan indifferently and said, "What if this matter is spread, what should I do if I am accused of being lazy?"
After saying this, Zhou Siyuan was not inconvenient to persuade him, so he could only whisper: "Sir, diligent in his position. He is really a role model."
After saying that, he glanced at the civil servant beside him. The civil servant immediately understood and ran away from the team and headed out.
...
Yaochi.
Taibai Jinxing put down the jade slip that was pasted to his lips and whispered: "Empress, the monkey head has arrived at Pantao Garden."
"What then?" asked the Queen Mother coldly.
That expression has been much more relaxed than before.
"Then... Zhou Siyuan invited him to the banquet, but he refused, saying that he was afraid of... he was afraid of the crime of 'shortness' and had to be willing to attend the banquet after the handover."
The Queen Mother took a deep breath, and her hand kept rubbing her finger rings. After a long time, she snorted and said, "This monkey is very suspicious. But she is a little too sensible. If I want to take him, how could I use a minor charge like "shortness"?"
...
An hour later, Taibai Jinxing put down the jade slip that was pressed to his lips and whispered: "Empress, the monkey head has been sealed, and now... it is now beginning to hand over."
"Shift?" The Queen Mother couldn't help but frowned: "It's so late, he really wants to complete all the handover matters today?"
"It depends on the situation, that's it."
"Okay." The Queen Mother said leisurely: "If you hand over early, take the post, you can take him early."
...
Two more hours passed.
The Queen Mother, who was sleeping with her forehead on the low table, suddenly woke up and asked in a daze: "How is that monkey head? Has the handover been done?"
Taibai Jinxing pursed his lips and whispered: "When you say to the Empress, he... he is still looking at the account book."
"I'm still looking at the account book?" The Queen Mother couldn't help but hesitate and asked, "How long has it been, and I haven't finished reading it yet?"
"I haven't finished reading it yet." Taibai Jinxing bowed and said, "I just saw the second volume. He said that he had never been to school since he was a child and had not read much. Now... he is asking the palace maid named Fengling to teach one by one."
"Teaching one by one? Only then did you learn calligraphy?" The corners of Queen Mother's eyes couldn't help but twitch.
...
So, the day has passed.
On the morning of the sixty-fifth day when the monkey went to heaven, Taibai Jinxing stood in front of the Queen Mother and replied: "I'm sorry, the monkey has read all the books... Now... he is going to start counting peaches."
"Count the peaches?" Hearing this, the Queen Mother snorted coldly, "It's really nothing. Although there are many peaches and peach blossoms, they are both full of spiritual power. With the monkey's cultivation level, I'm afraid it's just a matter of using spiritual sense to scan it. You don't need a cup of tea."
Taibai Jinxing coughed twice and said carefully: "He means... counting one by one."
"Count one by one?" The Queen Mother was stunned.
How many peach trees are there in the Peach Garden? There are only a few thousand trees alone, so how many peaches and peach blossoms are there?
The Queen Mother slowly closed her eyes, her face was extremely ugly, but she could only sigh: "I'm afraid it will take another day or two..."
Taibai Jinxing swallowed dryly, wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve, and whispered: "Empress, he has just counted 1,500, but... but he claimed that he had lost his mind and counted wrongly, so now he started counting again."
After saying that, Taibai Jinxing skillfully moved back.
Suddenly, the Queen Mother even leaned back slightly, her eyes as big as a copper bell.
A moment later, a hysterical whistle sounded suddenly across Yaochi. The Xian'eqing family in the palace was shocked one by one.
"This... this monkey head is still over! You! Too Platinum Venus! You said three days and three days! It's the fifth day now. The monkey has lived well in Pantao Garden. He has not been re-elected! Tell me what tricks you have! Tell me-!"
Before he finished speaking, a candlestick was flying towards Taibai Venus.
...
Ten days later, in the imperial study of Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor sat expressionlessly, closed his eyes and sighed, "Has he finally counted his peaches?"
"Report to Your Majesty." The roller blind said hesitantly: "Taozi, counting it."
The Jade Emperor slowly opened his eyes and said, "Tell me, what do he want to do now? Do you continue to count the peach blossoms?"
"There is no counting peach blossoms. He also said he wanted to count them, but later, now he wants to...he wants to check the bottom line."
"Basic account?" The Jade Emperor was stunned.
What is the bottom account? The bottom account is to record when every tree and every flower will bloom and bear fruit. For millions of years, these things that are as tall as a mountain... He wants to proofread one by one?
The Jade Emperor slapped his forehead with a palm and said, "I understand. How could he delay time? How could he come! This monkey! He is really a scoundrel! He is extremely scoundrel!"
After saying that, he punched the dragon's desk.
The roller shutter was so shocked that he quickly lowered his head.
At this moment, the Jade Emperor really felt anxious and anxious.
He has never met such a rogue subordinate who has been the Jade Emperor for so long, and has actually played an inexplicable game with himself using the rules of the Heavenly Court.
But even so, what can he do? Could he order the monkey head to skip all the procedures and take over the job directly?
If this is true, what happened in the future. The monkey head would have depended on that imperial edict. In this case, wouldn’t it be that I would push him into the fire pit and even gave him a talisman?
After pondering for a while, the Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice: "Where is Yao Chi? Did the Queen Mother have any movements? Could it be that she let the monkey continue to torture. After counting the peaches, checking the basic accounts and counting the peach blossoms, what if they pass them all over again, the monkey head said to re-check it? If you continue to torture this way, let alone a year or two, even if you give it to him for three or five years, it will not be possible torture it all!"
The roller shutter said hesitantly: "The monkey has not even handed over yet. How could the Queen Mother catch his handle? Without a handle, there is naturally no action. But..."
"But what?" the Jade Emperor asked with his eyes raised.
"Report to Your Majesty, however, the army has carried out drills in the past few days, and most of the locations are selected in the Yaochi area."
"Please be in the Yaochi area?" The Jade Emperor suddenly felt his head was getting big. What's the bad thing? He gritted his teeth and said, "What did they do when they ran to the Yaochi? Who asked them to go? There is a reason why they didn't report in advance when they went to the Ninth Heaven to train troops?"
"The army involved has all the people, most of them are small teams. Perhaps because of the small scale, they didn't make a report. But when they gathered together, there were still 100,000 people."
"What exactly happened? Have you found out?!"
Rolling the curtain quickly lowered his head and said, "Report to Your Majesty, the specific... has not been found out yet. However, it is speculated that it was done by Taibai Jinxing. The Queen Mother was afraid of the monkey head's force and wanted to mobilize troops to protect Yaochi, but she had no military power at hand, so..."
"So I bribed the young generals of each army and asked them to pull out all the troops at hand and run to the Yaochi to practice?"
“It should…it should be so.”
The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and sighed: "Check it out carefully! This matter is big or small, check it out carefully for me!"
"promise!"
"And!" The Jade Emperor pointed to the roller blind and scolded: "Do you think of a way for me to find a way to break the monkey head's trick! Unexpectedly, I went to ask Tianfu. Didn't he have a whole staff team? Think about it carefully! I don't believe that I can't play with this demon monkey!"
"No...No." (To be continued, please search for Astronomy, novels are better, updated and faster!
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