Chapter 116: Junior Sister, Listen to My Explanation
"Junior sister, listen to my explanation, it's not what you think..."
Faced with Cai Yan's concern, Li Sumao was extremely happy and this opening remark flowed out.
After the tongue was finished, my brain realized: I did nothing wrong, I am not a scumbag, why should I say such a sentence?
It’s all because of the damn negotiating experts’ professional habits. They must have watched too many opening remarks about how to deceive women in their previous life, which were all engraved into the bones.
Fortunately, Cai Yan heard the opening remarks of the scumbag in later generations for the first time, and it was very fresh. She was very patient and looked at Li Su expectantly, and she had a perfect answer in her heart that "the senior brother is not worth it, the senior brother has not bathed too much injure the vitality."
Li Su suddenly felt soft in her heart when she looked at her innocent and expectant and seemed very easy to deceive.
The little girls of this era, especially those who have not experienced society, are really scammed. In terms of experience in social interactions between men and women, it is equal to a piece of paper in future generations.
He hugged Cai Yan with pity: "Don't worry, your senior brother is full of energy and often rides horses and swims to strengthen his body and bathe frequently. I will only benefit from bathing frequently. But I will grow taller and stronger than the General of the West.
Those so-called famous doctors are not Hua Tuo and Zhang Ji, so they are just talking nonsense. For older middle-aged people, they need to be controlled by bathing. It doesn’t matter if we are like this.”
Cai Yan's heart was pounding. She had not experienced such a scene. After all, she had long regarded Li Su as her fiancé, and there was nothing to resist.
She quickly felt relieved when she was comforted by Wen Yan.
Li Su took one hand and rose to her chin, taking the opportunity to show off her masculinity that she had just cultivated this year.
"Ah..." Cai Yan quickly retracted his hand like a low-voltage electric shock, but his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he was full of admiration and expectation. He only lasted for a second or two. Then, he was mentally prepared and couldn't help but slowly touch Li Su's cheeks and jaws.
"Why are you so hard? I thought you were still like you did when you were a boy, and you didn't grow a beard." After confirming that Li Suyou's hard and sighing slut, Cai Yan softened her body and lay down in his arms to rest, raising her face and staring at Li Su's chin.
Li Su was proud of her heart. With this moment, she proved that she "had not hurt her vitality, and had enough blood and energy." The aesthetic and judgment standards of the Han Dynasty girls were indeed very tender.
Yaoyao remembers that it was almost two years ago, about the winter of the fifth year of Zhongping. Li Su and Cai Yan had just gotten into marriage. Cai Yan was concerned about his safety when he went to Qiu Liju to serve, and he asked him about his well-being every day, and sewed sachets for him to hide the fragrance of chicken tongues for fresh breath.
From that time on, Cai Yan talked about her thinking that the standard for beautiful men in the world was to have "beautiful beards". Li Su was a little frustrated at that time, but then she started working hard.
Humph, isn’t it just that I have to grow a beard? I didn’t have a beard when I was sixteen, but I still had a beard when I was eighteen? I exercised every day and paid attention to scientific nutrition. It was definitely awesome to develop than the Han people of the same era.
The next year, he found a feasible solution: Because the Han Dynasty people pay attention to the "body, hair and skin are the parents", they rarely shave when their beards just grow, and at most they trim after they grow.
Guan Yu is a talented person. Most other people will grow fast and hard without shaving. However, Li Su and others shave a little bit of fluff on their mouth and chin, and they shave crazily. They also specially made a sharp and thin shaving knife. They carefully shave every two or three days when they are clear silver mirrors grinding with Mi Lime grinding method.
Sure enough, after a year of use, the sad stubborn stubble became very hard, and the more it shaves, the more it grows, the more vigorous it grows.
After Cai Yan met him again, he saw that his chin and upper lip were still so smooth, and he thought that his senior brother still had no beard. But she already regarded herself as her senior brother's woman in her heart, and she didn't care about her appearance. She just felt that the white jade was slightly flawed and the beauty was not enough. Today, after listening to the joke Liu Bei told Li Su and combined with Li Su's physical condition, she was worried that taking a bath for many years was harmful to her body.
It was not until now that I started to touch it and realized that it was so hard.
"In the future, I will also be a great man with a beautiful beard with a body of seven feet and five inches long and beautiful beard. Why do I even hide it from others and secretly die? Is it not good to keep it?" Cai Yan touched his stubborn slut and became more and more in love with his eyes.
Li Su said with pride: "That's necessary! It depends on whether you can work harder in the past two years to grow taller. Now it's still two inches away. It's definitely okay to travel more and exercise more."
Liu Bei's seven feet and five inches were about 1.76 meters. Li Su was still almost working hard for three years and had to work hard to achieve scientific combination of nutrition and exercise. However, with the development level of Han literati, even if he was only 1.72 meters from now on, he was not considered short.
After all, a monster like Zhuge Liang is rare.
As for the secret that a beard needs to be shaved frequently to grow faster, Li Su certainly doesn't need to tell anyone, that is a magic weapon that he has gained in the future of the times and gained extra handsome value. In the future, girls will definitely call him "Beautiful Beard Li Lang".
Cai Yan became more and more in love with her, and she was also a little moved: "Senior brother, General Guan and General Zhang, both married... When I asked you to wait for me for two years, I was afraid that it would delay you, but I didn't expect that the two years would be full."
Li Su knew what she was going to say: "But if your relationship continues to be kept confidential, maybe it can save the lives of thousands of innocent soldiers and civilians.
The master and Wu Xiaowei always maintained a fair attitude of not being biased. The imperial edict they witnessed could lead to more troops and civilians who were willing to obey the court after breaking through Diaoyu City in the future.
I don’t want to let the people fight a few more battles for the sake of temporary pleasure. Anyway, don’t worry, when you enter Shu County, there is a suitable opportunity, I will immediately marry you to the mansion. At that time, we will do business in the Piting Marquis’ Mansion, which is a serious fief, and you will be the Marquis’ wife.”
Cai Yan's expression was gloomy: "I heard from my father that we will attack Diaoyu City after the spring plow next year. I don't know when it will be able to go down. As for Shu County, it's even more distant. Do you have to wait for two years?
Master... Husband, since you and I have made private vows, I will not be confused about etiquette and law. Since you are healthy, whenever you want, everyone will follow you... This is also for the overall situation. Some grievances in etiquette and law are nothing."
Li Su was so teased that she swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"If you do this, you really want to make a fuss. Something will happen." Li Su couldn't control himself. At least he knew rational restraint in his heart. The original atmosphere today was not enough to be under the moon. It was quite sudden, so he stopped it.
He took a deep breath: "Let's do it, think about it carefully. Tomorrow will be the day for the general of the Western Expedition to take a concubine. I will inevitably have to have a banquet and social gathering these few days. I have a lot of energy. After this time, if you figure it out, I will live up to you - and, when is your...?"
"Which?" Cai Yan looked confused.
"It's the one you women every month!"
"I don't know...it might be five or six days, or seven or eight days."
"Okay, I'll do it. The day when General Zhang marrys is seven days later. Let's talk about it when General Zhang finishes his work."
What Li Su thought to himself was that he knew that the days after the end were the safest. He didn't want the 15-year-old girl to take risks. He should calculate the days accurately every month in the future and be more restrained.
He also expects to grow taller. It is normal to go twice a month and not to be overdo it. His willpower is very firm.
The ancient people did not count this at all. They thought that there were more children and more blessings. It would be best if they could conceive. Who would deliberately avoid it?
Li Su finally persuaded Cai Yan to return to the house with great willpower, and then washed her face three times with cold water before calming down.
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The next day was when Liu Bei took his concubine and held a drink.
Sure enough, Liu Bei put all the new things he learned from Li Su to his wedding banquet, such as skewers hot pot, cumin pepper, pepper and garlic seasoning dipping sauce, a lot of them.
Because it is a concubine, the etiquette is not very restrained. The custom of wives and concubines covering the veils has to wait until the Southern Qi Dynasty. Nowadays, women in the Han Dynasty are not afraid of being seen. If they are beautiful, the man will deliberately let their wives and concubines show off their faces, which is similar to vanity men in later generations.
If your wife is so beautiful, it would be a loss if you can’t show off!
Liu Bei was a man with a strong chivalrous spirit in the world, and he loved to show off even more. He had been "beautiful clothes" since he was a child. Today, he did not care about Guan Ning and others' dissuasion, and insisted on wearing the embroidered robe of the big red Shu brocade. It was embroidered with gold wire rolling edges, with the oblique edges of the sleeves and collar lapels, and the fire-like glass beads. So much so that their concubines wore the Shu brocade robe, and the gems were not as good as Liu Bei himself.
The guests couldn't help but toast and praise Mi Zhen and Zhen Jiang's appearance, virtue and manners.
Li Su was also amazed at the sight. If he wanted him to praise his sister-in-law for her beauty in this occasion, he would never say that kind of thing. In his eyes, such words were as thick-skinned as Guo Degang would say them.
Fortunately, the protagonist of the wedding banquet quickly brought back the praise of the beauty. The guests had eaten every kind of meat on the banquet, but they didn't expect to encounter such a luxurious and rich dipping sauce.
"I heard that these seasonings were made by the chefs at Li Zhonglang's mansion. There are many precious spices I had never thought of before. I'm afraid it's difficult to collect them."
"I heard that Li Zhonglang's life is so exquisite. For this reason, he suggested that the General of the Western Expedition will open more mountain farms next year and organize the people to artificially plant peppers, tea trees, and peppers on barren mountains. These things are all collected from herbs, and they will even be planted for the people to plant them for one day."
"Extravagance is extravagance, but let alone the taste is really good."
Li Su also drank for many days, every day as if she was in the clouds. Three days later, she saw Guan Yu and Du marry him and then Zhang Fei.
Everyone was no longer surprised when Zhang Fei got married. However, when Guan Yu married Du, the guests were shocked. Many of them were still young, and they were secretly jealous.
Even Cai Yan secretly attended with his father, and blushed when he saw it: "There is such a beautiful woman in the world? I feel so ashamed of myself... My senior brother is so great that he wants to marry such a ugly person as me. Why do you feel a little sorry for my senior brother?
Well, my senior brother is not as handsome as General Guan, so we are even. If my senior brother has two feet of beard one day, I would not be jealous of him if he is the most beautiful woman in the world."
Cai Yan wrote a blank check in his heart and immediately felt better.
Anyway, a white-faced scholar like Li Su would never grow a beard that was two feet long.
Chapter completed!