Chapter 1306 Tricks
Chapter 1306 Scheme
The female reporter entered Gu Feng's clinic.
After sitting down, I looked around, as if I was looking for an escape passage.
Gu Feng disagreed and sneered in his heart, wanting to escape? This time you can't even fly.
He reached out and pulled a new medical record book, took out a pen and asked, "What is the full name of reporter Ye?"
"Ye Mei!"
"gender?"
Ye Mei was stunned, "Doctor Gu, do you think I look like a man?"
Gu Feng looked at her and muttered to herself: "Yes, the man doesn't have such a big breast!"
"What?"
"Uh...I said you are a woman!"
Ye Mei was speechless for a moment. Anyone could tell that I was a woman, except for Sehuang.
Gu Feng asked again: "Age?"
Ye Meixiu covered her mouth and smiled, "Guess?"
Gu Feng looked at her with no love, "Reporter Ye, if every patient is like you, then I don't have to be a doctor anymore. I can change my career as a fortune teller!"
Ye Mei was sweating slightly, looking down at her phone, and there was no movement yet, so she deliberately said in a coquettish way: "Treat special patients, just guess!"
Gu Feng had goose bumps and said expressionlessly: "I can't guess!"
Ye Mei said with a slight silence: "You guess."
Gu Feng sweated wildly, looked up and down, and deliberately disgustedly guessed: "Thirty-two?"
Ye Mei sweated heavily, "Am I so old?"
Gu Feng asked in confusion: "Is it twenty-three?"
Ye Mei smiled, "That's even twenty-three!"
What does it mean? Yes, no, it is not? There is no difference between pretending to be young and pretending to be b!
However, Gu Feng nodded and said, "Well, it's not too old!"
Ye Mei sweated again, what's not too old, I'm not old at all.
Gu Feng asked again: "Home address!"
Ye Mei said: "No. 92, Huabianling Street, Xiani Town, Longping District."
"telephone number?"
Ye Mei couldn't help but sweat for a while. How could she have a more troublesome experience than checking her household registration?
“138293540xx”
Gu Feng nodded and filled in the homepage of the case, then put down his pen and asked, "Why are you feeling uncomfortable?"
Ye Mei pointed to her chest.
Gu Feng looked at it, "The left liver, the right gallbladder, the heart in the middle, yes, your heart may be broken?"
Ye Mei was stunned for a moment, "My heart is broken?"
If your heart is not bad, can you reveal my shortcomings in front of so many people? Gu Feng nodded and said slightly tactfully: "This is just a preliminary estimate."
Ye Mei was a little disdainful and was a miracle doctor. I think she was a complete quack doctor.
Gu Feng asked seriously: "What's the uncomfortable way?"
Ye Mei said: "Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't hurt, it hurts when it shouldn't hurt, and it doesn't hurt when it should hurt..."
Gu Feng was stunned and quickly interrupted: "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I want to ask when should the pain be hurt?"
Ye Mei realized that she had lost her words and felt embarrassed, "Well, I mean, it doesn't hurt when she is fine, but it will hurt when she has to work or do something!"
All things done are unethical, so it will naturally hurt. Gu Feng nodded, "Do you have symptoms such as palpitations, heart agitation, depression, and palpitations? The most important thing is palpitations?"
Ye Mei said ambiguously: "Sometimes there will be."
Gu Feng wrote a line of complaints about dragons and phoenixes on the medical record book, and then asked, "Is there any irregularity in the moon?"
Ye Mei's face heated up, and she shook her head and said, "No!"
"Where is the white abnormality?"
Ye Mei's face was hotter and she shook her head again.
"What about the taste?"
Ye Mei's face was no longer hot, but hot. She suspected that she was not looking for Chinese and Western medicine, but gynecology. She quickly shook her head, lowered her head again to look at the phone holding in her hand, but still had no reaction, so she had to shook her head to the endure again.
Gu Feng looked at her face and asked her to stick out her tongue. Then he signaled her to put her hand on the piping pillow and start her pulse.
But the more he looked, the tighter his brows frowned. However, this was not because her disease was very complicated or severe. On the contrary, her pulse was steady and strong, her tongue coating was normal, and her complexion was moist and red. After four diagnosis and treatment, she found that she didn't look sick at all.
Pretend to be sick?
What is the purpose? Gu Feng was once again alert!
At this moment, Ye Mei's cell phone rang.
Ye Mei lowered her head and looked at it, but she didn't answer, but a smile that could not be concealed appeared on her face.
This expression fell into Gu Feng's eyes and felt even more inexplicable. What the hell is this woman doing?
"Reporter Ye, your phone rings."
Ye Mei lowered her head and turned off the phone and said, "It's okay, a boring person always calls to bother me, don't pay attention to him."
Gu Feng didn't believe her nonsense at all, and this call must be unusual.
This woman must be playing some conspiracy.
But he couldn't guess what it was for a moment.
"Doctor Gu, where is your bathroom?"
After hearing her question, Gu Feng originally wanted to point it to her, and then went in and gave her a hand to divide the muscles and bones, so that she could confess honestly, but after listening carefully, he found footsteps outside the corridor. It was probably the security guard or other medical staff. If the noise was too loud, it would definitely attract others.
However, the biggest reason why Gu Feng dared not act rashly was that he couldn't figure out the reality of the woman. After thinking about it, he shook his head and said, "Reporter Ye, I'm sorry, I don't have a bathroom here, only at the end of the corridor outside."
Ye Mei was stunned for a moment, then lowered her voice and said, "I'm not trying to get rid of my hands, I'm... taking off the underwear on my shoulders. I want to sort it out! Just lend me a place to carry someone on my back."
Gu Feng looked at her shoulders and seemed to be nothing wrong. He followed her gaze in confusion and found that she was looking at the rooms on both sides of the clinic, one was the examination room and the other was the doctor's lounge.
Just as Gu Feng was hesitating, Ye Mei had already stood up and said, "Doctor Gu, I'll go in and get it done soon!"
Want to install a wiretap machine for me? Camera? Or poison me? Gu Feng felt that she would never let her succeed, so he said, "Reporter Ye, those two rooms have been disinfected, there are some expensive instruments inside, so you should still have the bathroom outside!"
Ye Mei didn't expect this man to be so smart. What she was thinking seemed to be completely seen through by him. But then, she laughed, "Doctor Gu, it seems that you are not ordinary smart!"
Are you going to tear your face?
Gu Feng sneered: "Reporter Ye has been awarded!"
Ye Mei also started to laugh, but her pretty smiling face gave people the feeling of being sarcastic and not smiling.
"Doctor Gu, I wonder if you have heard of it? No matter how cunning a fox is, it cannot beat a good hunter!"
Gu Feng said coldly: "I think this should be said the opposite!"
"Is that true?" Ye Mei hummed without objection, and then her eyebrows suddenly sank, "Then you can take the call!"
Gu Feng originally thought she wanted to put a hidden weapon or take out a gun, but she was ready to dodge and take action. Who knew that she suddenly reached her hands on her skirt collar and then tore it hard.
"Cheer!" With a sound, Ye Mei's collar was torn open by herself, and her crispy breasts with black patterns were half-folded and half-covered.
Gu Feng opened his eyes wide and subconsciously said something!
"Wow! So big!"
Ye Mei felt ashamed, but there was a more sarcastic sneer on her face, and then she rushed over and hugged Gu Feng.
"What do you want to do?" Gu Feng was shocked and wanted to push her away, but found that his hand was holding a soft ball. He looked down and found that his hand was grabbing her chest unbiasedly.
Ye Mei's delicate body couldn't help but tremble, but she reacted quickly, held his shame and grabbed his hand, tangled him tightly, and then opened her throat and shouted, "Come on, help, help, it's a rude!"
Before her screams could be stopped, a mess of footsteps sounded in the corridor, and countless reporters holding long spears and cannons were snatched into the door.
Immediately afterwards, Gu Feng's eyes were dazzled because countless flashes lit up.
At this time, Gu Feng completely understood. It turned out that the woman had ordered a simian jump for him. The phone number was the person she prepared to have arrived at the secret code at the door of the Chinese and Western Medicine Department. As soon as she shouted, these people would rush in.
It’s better to take action first, but it’s true that you’ll suffer!
Looking at Ye Mei, who was holding her clothes tightly with one hand and wiping her eyes with the other hand, crying in grievance, Gu Feng barely said calmly: "Reporter Ye, you have a good method!"
Ye Mei's eyes were full of pride, but she pretended to be aggrieved and angry expression on her face, and cursed: "You beast, you actually want to force me..."
"It's such a scumbag that he dares to do this in broad daylight!"
"The scum among doctors!"
"Everyone beat him! Beat him!"
A group of people shouted indignation, then rushed up with fists...
Chapter completed!