154 What do you want to be embarrassed by mistakenly referring to the eunuch as a woman?
These people who originally thought that being sent by the "great" Touman Shanyu to meet the Central Plains Emperor were a beautiful person. However, they expected that before meeting the Central Plains Emperor, the Xiongnu envoy died. Now this Central Plains general kept silent and killed, which was obviously not easy to mess with. Now it seems that the "Beautiful person" who paid homage to the Central Plains Emperor should become a "Hard-for-nostalgic person"!
In any case, the terrifying Xiongnu envoys selected five members of the selected Xiongnu envoys followed Meng Tian and Lu Bu into the Qin Palace. The First Emperor Ying Zheng met these five Xiongnu envoys in the main hall. After the previous "beating" by Lu Bu and Meng Tian, these Xiongnu envoys were no longer willing to do anything. When they met the First Emperor Ying Zheng, they also used the highest etiquette on the grassland to show respect to the First Emperor Ying Zheng. [..com]
Unfortunately, these Huns did not know that the highest etiquette on the grasslands might not necessarily please the emperor of the Central Plains. The First Emperor Ying Zheng, who was used to the court officials, saw these Xiongnu envoys dirty and were very strange about the etiquette he performed, and he felt very displeased in his heart. However, these Huns came in the name of paying homage to him, the Central Plains emperor. Although they were a little displeased, the First Emperor Ying Zheng still patiently asked these Huns to get up.
"You are coming from the Huns, but is there anything wrong?" The First Emperor Ying Zheng asked the five Huns below with a majestic expression.
The five Huns were hesitating and unable to speak for a long time. Seeing that the Shihuang Ying Zheng's face turned gloomy, Zhao Gao, who was beside him, fucked the duck's throat and shouted in a harsh voice: "Bold! Our Shihuang of Qin asked you something, may you all have deaf ears or mute mouths?"
The mysterious profession of eunuchs is absolutely impossible to find on the grassland. At least before the great traitors (eunuchs during the reign of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty) defected to the Huns, not only did the Huns never see eunuchs, but it was even said that no one on the grassland knew that there were men in the world who could cut off the guys below and live happily in this world.
Because of this, these simple-minded and well-developed Xiongnu people heard Zhao Gao's "sweet shout", mistakenly regarded Zhao Gao, who had a white face and no need to speak, as the woman of the First Emperor Ying Zheng. The status of women on the grassland was very low. After the father died, his son could inherit all the women of his father. After the brother died, if his son was too young or had no at all, then as the brother's younger brother, he could directly inherit his wife, daughter, or even mother!
After mistakenly deeming Zhao Gao, the eunuch, as the woman of the First Emperor, the Huns who were scolded by Zhao Gao were obviously very angry. However, because of the Qin generals standing beside them, one of the five Huns stood up and plucked up the courage to protest to the First Emperor Ying Zheng: "The Emperor of the Central Plains, we Huns come to your Central Plains as envoys, although we must respect the Central Plains Emperor because of the threat of your Central Plains generals.
But we are more of the warriors of the Huns, and according to the rules on our grassland, women cannot speak when men speak! So even if you love your woman very much in the Emperor of Central Plains, in the next conversation, just ask the Emperor of Central Plains to let your woman retreat aside and listen obediently, otherwise this will make us unable to calm down and have a good conversation with the Emperor of Central Plains."
In order to express his dissatisfaction, the Huns pounded his chest, indicating that the anger in his chest was about to block his chest.
But when the Huns finished speaking his words loudly, except for the five indignant Huns in the entire main hall, both civil servants and military officers, whether they were civil servants or military officers, the palace maids and eunuchs standing beside them, Zhao Gao and Ying Zheng themselves, were all stunned. The only thing left in the hall was the five Huns' rough gasping sounds.
Lu Bu, who poured all the words said by the Huns into his ears without missing a word, did not breathe, and his eyes beads almost shot out of his eyes frame!
What did he just hear? This Hun, this Hun, actually regarded Zhao Gao, the most famous eunuch of the Qin Dynasty, who later made a name for a horse, as a woman. The most deadly thing was the end. The Hun envoy also called Zhao Gao, the woman of the First Emperor Ying Zheng! Who is the First Emperor Ying Zheng? That is the eternal emperor of the Chinese nation! Is his taste that heavy? Even if all women in the world die, he would not let Zhao Gao, a guy with a wrinkled face and a slutty body, become his own "woman"!!
The civil and military officials around were also frightened by the shocking words of the Huns. The good eyesight of treating Zhao Gao as the woman of the First Emperor Ying Zheng really made these elites from all over the world very impressed! What they admired was that after saying such words, these Huns were still full of grief and grievance, as if they had suffered great humiliation, which was really ridiculous.
The civil and military officials, including Lu Bu, and even the maids and eunuchs behind the First Emperor could naturally smile bitterly, but the eunuchs involved, Ying Zheng and Zhao Gao, who were almost in the future, were truly inexplicable in the Qin State!
Although Emperor Ying Zheng was so sad and angry, he still secretly scolded the Huns in his heart for being a mess from the barbarian land, and even a man and a woman could not see it. However, as a dignified "male man" who was insulted as a woman, Zhao Gao had already had the vicious idea of rushing over and scratching the throats of these Huns with his fingernails at all costs, and then taking out all the internal organs of these Huns to eat! (Why would a man of man think of using his fingernails?)
Seeing that the five Huns were still showing grief and anger to everyone, they noticed that the expressions of the First Emperor Ying Zheng and the eunuch Zhao Gao both turned blue and purple. Out of fear that the First Emperor Ying Zheng would order the five Hun envoys who came to worship, they had to shake their heads and walk out of the queue and persuade the First Emperor Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, these Huns are all guys from the wilderness. Your Majesty must not be as knowledgeable as these guys, don't be so angry about it."
Li Si wanted to persuade First Emperor Ying Zheng to relieve the fire, but before the First Emperor Ying Zheng could speak, Zhao Gao, who was standing beside him, had stopped doing it.
"Your Majesty!! These bastards not only insulted slaves, but also insulted you. You also asked Your Majesty to order your highness to kill all these bastards. Only in this way can you relieve the humiliation that your Majesty suffered! Your Majesty!!!!" Zhao Gao knelt beside the First Emperor Ying Zheng, and burst into tears while crying. Those who didn't know thought that Zhao Gao had just died of his parents.
To be honest, the First Emperor Ying Zheng was just about to order his highness's soldiers to drag these Huns down and behead them. Anyway, these guys did not show much respect when they came to visit. As the emperor who was in charge of the world, he did not care about these guys' visits at all. But if Zhao Gao cried like this, if the First Emperor Ying Zheng ordered the killing of these Hun envoys again, wouldn't it seem that he had made up his mind to kill these Hun envoys because of Zhao Gao's hard demands?
The First Emperor Ying Zheng didn't want to make people think that he valued Zhao Gao, a disgusting guy, especially those damn Huns said that Zhao Gao was his "woman", (Uh, it was so disgusting!) If Zhao Gao cried and begged him, he would give orders with Zhao Gao's hard begging. Although the civil and military officials below would not believe what the damn Huns said, they would at least feel that they cared about Zhao Gao, a disgusting guy with a slutty pissy smell.
It is precisely because of this that Emperor Ying Zheng of the First Emperor decided to adopt the opinion of the left Prime Minister Li Si. He did not have the same knowledge as these damn Huns. He was the supreme emperor and must not lose his composure, must not lose his composure...
If you want to know what happens next, let’s see if you don’t cry and then break it down again~~~
Chapter completed!