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Chapter 63: Walking in the kitchen, spitting lotus

When Shisheng woke up, he was awakened by the sound of chanting scriptures, and he found that he was dizzy.

According to the time outside, it was the time when the Dharma Assembly was opened. Master You Fang preached on the high platform, and the sound of Hongwu was spread all over the world, so naturally it reached Shisheng's ears.

But of course he didn't know where the sound came from. Like Liu Bolun these two days, he had never rested except fainting. After being woken up by the sound of preaching, he found that his head was bouncing and hurting.

When he woke up, he found that his whole body was wet, his body was even more sticky, his eyes were pitch black, and he could not see anything.

Where am I? Shisheng rubbed his head, and the feeling made him really familiar. He was really unlucky. He fainted twice in two days and could only blame the creation for making people. So he sat up with a wry smile and began to recall what happened.

By the way, I seemed to be eaten by that monk.

Shisheng recalled last night's incident. After the fat monk pulled his attention away, he opened his mouth wide and sucked him into his stomach while he was unprepared.

Thinking of this, Shisheng felt helpless. What do you think this is a matter? He has no grudge against the fat monk, so why did the fat monk eat him? Although Shisheng couldn't figure out what the monk used to him, fortunately he was not dead.

So he sat up. It didn't matter if he was together. With a thud, the armor woven by cast iron behind him broke all over the ground. Shisheng was stunned when he heard the sound and hurriedly touched his arms.

He and Zhiquan collected a lot of dry moss in the crypt. When Shisheng was practicing, the cardiac woven it into several small torches for use. Although the surroundings were wet at this time, it was not difficult to ignite the ground fire, but fortunately, there was a fire knife and velvet in the military uniform. So Shisheng lit the torch and held it in his hand. The flame suddenly appeared and the surroundings were lit up.

Shisheng was shocked. With the light of fire, he found that he was lying in a shallow puddle. The armor behind him stuck to the water and all of them rotted.

But under me, it was not the ground, and it felt soft when stepped on it, as if it was covered with mud.

Shisheng was surprised at that time. He didn't know that fortunately he woke up early. At this time, he was in the stomach of the monk Xingsu's magic weapon. If he had been unconscious, he would have been turned into a dehydrated mummy by this magic weapon.

This was his luck, and he was awakened by Master You Fang's voice without knowing it.

It was about Shisheng who didn't know what the mucus on the ground was, but he also understood that this thing was not good, so he tore the remaining half of his body of armor, wrapped it with it and calmed down a little in his heart, and then he took the torch and explored around.

He found that this claustrophobic place was quite large, the air was thin and filled with a faint sour smell, and some dead bone corpses were scattered around it, which looked like some kind of monster or monster. It was quite strange to say. These corpses were wrapped in mucus, but they looked like mummies, and were a little waxed.

Shisheng felt that this place was stranger. It took him a long time to touch the edge of this "big cave" in deep and shallow feet. But he saw that the jade turned dark red, and some hair-like weeds grew out of the cracks. Shisheng reached out to touch it, and it still felt soft and soft, like flesh. When he looked closely, the jade would still squirm slightly.

He looked in front of him and felt strange, so he took the magic weapon to lift the window iron rod, and without saying a word, he pulled it over. He had now practiced the "Golden Elixir Transformation Sutra", and his strength was naturally several times stronger than before. With a bang, the "ground" under his feet trembled. But strangely, after being attacked by the lifting window, he shook it violently, and was intact. So he became ruthless, and the wheels were round and knocked it several times.

It just made the monk Xingsu suffer.

However, at this moment, Monk Xingsu felt a pain in his abdomen and frowned, which led to the conversation between the two monks that Liu Bolun saw in the last time.

In other words, at this time, Shisheng had already participated in the opening of the Dharma Assembly in Xingsu's belly, but no one except monk Xingsu knew that it was.

Back to the book, Shisheng found that this ** could not be smashed, so he had to give up. However, he was not a person who was waiting to die, so he continued to explore along the ** with a torch. As he walked, he suddenly felt a lot of pain in his abdomen. He ate too many unripe peaches and raw mushrooms last night. He was quite happy when he ate it, but at this time his stomach was twisting and hurting hard.

There was no choice but to solve the problem on the spot. Anyway, there was no one around, so Shisheng took off his pants.

The two flowers bloom and each sprout one branch. Let’s talk about the worldly life that is so ruthless that we will talk about Liu Bolun in the outside world.

Liu Bolun asked Ji Yuan Shisheng where he was, but Ji Yuan didn't know where he said that Shisheng had saved him several times, and his status in her heart was naturally gone. She just worshipped Buddha in front of the Bodhisattva, hoping that the Bodhisattva would bless Shisheng to be safe and happy in the future, but at this time she heard about Shisheng's disappearance.

How can this make her not anxious? So after she briefly told Liu Bolun last night, she said to Liu Bolun: "Brother Liu, don't be anxious first. Brother Shisheng is kind to me, I will definitely help you."

After saying that, she ordered the servants to ask them to find someone to paint the pictures of Shisheng and post rewards all over the city. As a royal family in the northern kingdom, Zhiyuan has a great power. After she left, Liu Bolun stayed in the Ksitigarbha Palace so anxious that he only grabbed his head. He really didn't expect that so many things happened after they separated yesterday.

Because of the Yunlong Dharma Assembly that day, there were endless men and women who came to incense, and Liu Bolun couldn't continue to stay in the hall, so he had to go out and sit on the steps in the corner and sighed at the sky.

However, at this moment, Li Hanshan also came. He yawned and told Liu Bolun that Master Xingdian had something to look for him, so the two of them returned to the guest room.

The Buddhist vegetarian banquet had no drinks, so it naturally ended earlier. Liu Bolun didn't think much about Shisheng's thoughts, but when he pushed open the door of the guest room, his brows couldn't help but frown.

Because at this moment, in addition to Master Xingdian, there was also a monk in the room. This monk was no one else, but the fat monk Fasu he met yesterday.

At that time, he was chatting with Master Xingdian. When Liu Bolun saw the monk, he hurriedly lowered his head. Seeing that they were coming, Master Xingdian called them to come and salute Fa Su. Liu Bolun lowered his head and responded. Fortunately, the fat monk had not noticed it yet, but just treated him as an ordinary disciple. After giving the bow, Liu Bolun hurriedly walked behind Master Xingdian and listened to their conversation with his head down.

It turned out that after the vegetarian banquet, Yunlong Temple had something to do to find them.

In fact, Liu Bolun had thought of this a long time ago. You should know that these monks are not good men, especially those who believe in women and are good men. Liu Bolun looked at him at Doumi last time and knew that this monk was irritable and scheming. They suffered a loss at Doumi Temple last time. Now that they are in the Yunlong Temple, they are still on their own land, so how can they not find this face?

Monk Fasu said some polite words to Master Xingdian, and then introduced the topic. He told several people that several rice-double guests could come to their Dharma Assembly this time, and they felt that the beauty was shining. However, the abbot, Master Youfang, has not been concerned about the world in recent years, so they had to entertain him on their behalf. Even the monarch of the Southern Kingdom wanted to do his best to be a landlord after learning about this.

Therefore, the monarch of the Southern Kingdom will hold a banquet in the palace tonight to entertain the guests from Doumi Temple. At that time, the six monks will be there, hoping that they will definitely come to the banquet.

Attending the banquet? Liu Bolun sneered in his heart when he heard this: Attending the banquet is a fake, it seems that these monks want to make some fuss during the banquet.

Indeed, since ancient times, there has been great knowledge in dinner parties. This time, the monarch of the Southern Kingdom invited them to a banquet, which was beneficial to them no matter what. After all, the power of Doumi Temple is quite powerful, and it is beneficial to their reputation to go out. Moreover, the Southern Kingdom believes in Buddhism, and this is their place. It is obvious that it has to go to this meal or not.

However, the soldiers came to block the water and soil. This time they visited Yunlong Temple. As the face of Doumi Temple, they naturally could not retreat. Xingdian said to the two monks: "Since the wise king of your country is so loving, then I, the old Taoist, should be respectful rather than obey my orders."

"It's easy to say." The monk Xingsu stood up with a smile and said, "That night, I will lead you to the palace to meet the saints. By the way, there is another thing. Last time I heard from Senior Brother Fayan that there are many talented people among the new generation of Doumi Temple disciples, and there are two Taoist priests who are even more heroic. I wonder if these two are?"

Taoist Master Xingdian smiled without saying a word: "Last time the disciples made a fool of themselves, I hope Master Haihan, one of those two boys is traveling around the world and the other is here. At this time, I don't know where I ran, which made the master laugh."

"Where are there." Fa Su looked at Li Hanshan who was confused and Liu Bolun with his head down, and said, "I think these two Taoist priests are also among the people, but this one...... Why do you look so familiar?"

"I have a popular face." Liu Bolun hurriedly said: "Since childhood, my parents dared not let go when they took me out, for fear that I would not be able to find them. The master is afraid that he would admit his mistake."

"Maybe." The monk Fasu looked at Liu Bolun with a smile. His eyes were flashing in his eyes, making Liu Bolun feel uncomfortable. When the monk Fasu was about to speak, Liu Bolun and Li Hanshan frowned. Li Hanshan whispered to Liu Bolun: "Old Li, why is it so smelly? Have you pulled your pants on?"

It turned out that as soon as the monk Fasu opened his mouth, he suddenly burped, and then a foul smell floated out of his mouth for some reason.

The taste was really amazing, like a raw braised old pig skin with foot binding cloth, and like stinky tofu and cold hairtail fish. After the leeks were rotten, people soaked in a pot of hot water. The white-haired fruits, pears and peaches were blanched into the pit one after another and some garlic paste was dipped in. The smell made the two of them wrinkle their noses, and Fasu was really stunned.

Liu Bolun hurriedly said, "It's ridiculous! How could I pull my pants? I really smelled it when you said it. Master, have you smelled it?"

Taoist Master Xingdian had to shake his head and smile, "I haven't heard of it."

This old man is so damnable. Although he said he had no hearing, his eyes looked at Fa Su with nothing.

Yunlong Baozha is famous all over the world. Which monks in the temple are not monks with great wisdom? They usually pay attention to appearance and dress gorgeously and speak wisely, so Fasu's face was a little uneasy at that time. Think about it, these monks are just a lotus flower, and they start to speak Zen and Buddhist principles to shock people, but if they just start to smell and blow people down before they speak, it would be a big joke.

Seeing that something happened suddenly, there was a turning point before the matter was revealed, how could he let it go? At this time, Li Hanshan and Taoist Master Xingdian looked at Fasu. Liu Bolun hurriedly whispered to Li Hanshan in the voice that Fasu could hear: "I'm saying that you suspect that Master Xingsu's bad breath? How is this possible? He is a monk full of wonderful Fahua Lotus. I tell you, don't guess it."

Although Fasu didn't know why the stench came, he didn't dare to stay for a long time due to his face, so he quickly clasped his hands and whispered: "That monk has said goodbye, come to welcome you all in the evening."

After saying that, the fat monk left in a little embarrassed manner. After the door was closed, Li Hanshan breathed a sigh of relief. He pinched his nose and said to the two of them, "My God, is this monk eating shit? Why is this smell in his mouth?"

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