Chapter 50 Night Escape Five Heartbeats
It's over, it's over!
Both of them stayed there, with a cow's head in front and a ghost behind, just like a stuffed bun.
Shisheng knew very well that buns had the truth that meat would no longer be folded, but now that he had turned into stuffing with buns, this feeling made him feel disgusted.
Five heartbeats, Shisheng knew very well that they only had five heartbeats. If they didn't do anything, at most five heartbeats, they would be discovered by the bull-headed evil ghost and would be penetrated through their chests mercilessly by its steel fork.
Believe me, that sissy bullhead ghost does have this strength!
After feeling that he might be skewed into a skewer, Shisheng, who was covered in wildness, fur directly exploded, and Liu Bolun was not much better. He widened his eyes and pursed his lips, and his two long hairy legs under his nightgown shivered out of rhythm.
Damn, what a terrifying yin energy. Sure enough, the Yin Shuai in the underworld is several levels higher than the demons and monsters in the mortal world. Although he calls himself a "girl", where is there a girl on his body? The scream he just howled just now brought echoes, which made both of them feel ache in their eardrums.
Seeing that this "woman" is about to get angry, what should I do?
Seeing the bull-headed ghost suddenly shouted, the two little ghosts on the side hurriedly said, "Mr. A Bang, have you made a mistake? Let's discuss with Yunlong Temple. After the Xu hour, the Ksitigarbha Hall will be a ghost hall that will specifically accept the soul of the ruthless death. How dare those monks trespass?"
Another little ghost also echoed: "Yes, yes, let alone mortals can't see us, and even if they see it, they will be scared to death? How dare you come forward?"
"Impossible!" Niu Aping glared at her eyes and said, "I'm famous Qianliyan, no, I'm famous Shunfeng'er, no, I mean I'm famous with a famous nose, how could I hear it wrong? No... Damn, I mean I'm talking about how could I smell it wrong? Don't argue, I don't know what to say!"
The two little ghosts were so angry that they were so angry that they dared to speak? You should know that although this guy is not a man or a woman, he is the best fight among the ghost messengers. Maybe this is related to its bull head. Once he gets angry, he talks nonsense, and he can make himself so angry that he can only hit the wall.
It was so crazy that the two people at the door were suffering. Seeing that Niu Aping sniffing his nose like crazy and smashing the steel fork in his hand to the ground and making a heavy bass sound, Liu Bolun finally couldn't sit still.
"Ahha!" Liu Bolun at the door suddenly shouted loudly: "It's wonderful, it's wonderful!!"
His cold voice frightened Shisheng, who was beside him, and at the same time, the two little ghosts in the hall were stunned, and Niu Apang, all his eyes were focused on him for a moment.
Shisheng looked at Liu Bolun and thought to himself what happened to this child? Could it be that he was so stressed that he was scared crazy? Just when he was stunned, Liu Bolun was covered in cold sweat and forced a difficult smile. He turned to Shisheng and said, "Good brother, you and I will fall in love with you at first sight. Tonight, come to this Bodhisattva Hall. Why not be here to be sworn brothers of the opposite sex and let the Bodhisattva witness our friendship. Come on, kowtow your friendship first!"
While speaking, Liu Bolun lifted his clothes and knelt at the door, kowtowed three times to the door, and kowtowed three times. After he kowtowed, he turned to Shisheng and said, "Now there is no one around, and you are asking you to marry me. Why are you shy? Do you look down on me?"
He said, staring at Shisheng with his eyes and read a few words from his eyes: Knock it quickly, knock it quickly, knock it quickly, damn it, big brother!
Shisheng finally understood that instead of being caught by the bullhead ghost, they would rather show up earlier than pretending to be two passersby. At that time, their heads were in chaos, and there seemed to be no other way. So Shisheng had to kneel down quickly and force himself to ignore the Niu Apang who was not more than ten steps away from him, and the steel fork in his hand that could kill someone in the blink of an eye.
Bang bang bang, Shisheng also kowtowed three times, and Liu Bolun looked at Shisheng and said urgently: "Is it over?"
"It's over." Shisheng swallowed and spitted.
Liu Bolun said tremblingly: "Okay, after kowtowing, we have sex and drink the cup of wine, we will become good sisters in the future. Oh no, we are good brothers, good brothers, let's not stick here, let's accompany me to pee?"
"Go together." Shisheng ignored Niu Abang who was already talking nonsense. He just wanted to leave here as soon as possible, so he said, "Give the month by the way."
After saying that, the two of them stood up in a hurry, turned around and left.
Can pass the level, pass the level, pass the level!
The two of them turned around and gritted their teeth while walking, saying, Brother Niu, you should take away your magical powers, I can't see you, I can't see you, I can't see you, I can't see you!
However, at this moment, the stunned bullhead ghost suddenly shouted: "Stop!!"
It shouted out with a voice, and the entire hall seemed to tremble. After Shisheng and Liu Bolun looked at each other, it seemed that everything was in sight.
Damn, how could it be that I can't see it? That bull-headed ghost isn't a fool?
However, Liu Bolun had a strong desire to survive. At this moment, he had to use his trump card to survive. He turned his heart, then pulled his clothes with both hands, revealing his strong chest muscles. At the same time, he turned around in a gorgeous way, the nightgown was windless, the moon was dark and the wind was high, Liu Bolun had a lonely expression, and his two misty eyes seemed to be full of the vicissitudes of life and emptiness and desolation of being a man. He said to the bull-headed ghost in a magnetic voice: "This beautiful girl, are you calling me?"
The handsome man trick! It seems that he was forced to a dead end this time and even used his old capital. I think Liu Bolun also relied on his face to make a living. Speaking of which, the white donkey was defeated by his last time.
But can this last move work?
Of course not, after all, it is a bull head and not a donkey head. Although Niu Abang is neither male nor female, he does not take his tricks at all. Niu Abang roared: "Two little thieves who were killed in the sky! How dare you peek at the ghost soldiers' soul robbery. No matter what your purpose is, I will take my life to the girl!!"
After saying that, it raised its steel fork and was about to rush forward.
"Oh my god!"
Seeing that his last move did not work, the two of them were not able to care about anything else. In this fear, they really hated their parents for having less legs. The two screamed and turned around and ran away.
It doesn't matter if the three ghost messengers in the store all exploded the temple. The wind rushed out of the temple under the feet of the bull's head. Fortunately, he ran slowly in his heart, thinking in his heart: 'What do you mean by this?' While lit the ground with both feet, he lifted Liu Bolun into the air, and threw Liu Bolun out of the air in the air. Liu Bolun flew out of the wall.
At this moment, Niu Aping's steel fork had already come over. Before the fork could touch his body, Shisheng in the air could only feel a biting pain in his lower back, and Shisheng's heart sank, it was over.
Fortunately, his reaction was beyond ordinary people. Seeing that he was about to be skewed with candied haws, he hurriedly took a breath in the air. He was lucky to teach him the wind body method again, and he staggered the steel fork. Although he avoided the attack of the steel fork, he still did not avoid the cold wind. Shisheng felt like he fell into an ice cave, from the sky spirit cover to the heels.
His body was still swirling in the air, but when Niu Abang saw that he had not hit the attack, he stabbed another attack. At this time, Shisheng had no choice but to be reborn as Niu Abang fish. However, at this moment, he suddenly heard a shout: "Shisheng, guy!"
It was Liu Bolun's voice. At this time, Liu Bolun jumped onto the high wall again. He held an iron bar in his hand. This was the iron bar that Bao Che gave to Shisheng in the previous document. Before, the two of them visited the Dizang Hall at night. Because they were afraid of being discovered by others, they were all placed outside the wall and kept by a white donkey. Liu Bolun fell outside the wall just now. He knew in his heart that Shisheng saved him but he would be in danger.
So he jumped up with a carp, then picked up two magic weapons and jumped onto the wall again. Seeing the situation urgent, he didn't let him think too much, so he hurriedly threw the iron bar on the window and threw it over.
Shisheng was overjoyed and hurriedly reached out to grab it. With the momentum of his body rotating, he turned around and grabbed the iron bar and rushed towards the steel fork.
Sure enough, Zi Shisheng threw Liu Bolun out of the wall until he avoided the attack and fought back hard, just five heartbeats!
When he was talking, he saw Shisheng's window slamming hard on Niu Apang's steel fork.
This black iron window is the most solid thing in the world. Niu Aping's steel fork is fierce and it collided with Shisheng's window, and a spark hit in the darkness!
With a loud bang, all the ghosts in the yard raised their heads and looked blankly. Shisheng relied on the recoil generated by the collision of weapons and turned backwards, turned around in the air, and stood on the wall when he landed on the ground.
He knew that he was no match for Niu Apang, so he just wanted to escape and save his life.
Niu Abang was also very strange at this time. You must know that the steel fork in his hand is one of the highest magic weapons in the underworld. Logically speaking, the magic weapons in the world are not worth mentioning in front of this steel fork. It can be said that one is smashed and the other is broken, but I didn’t expect that I didn’t smash and break an inconspicuous iron bar today!
When it saw that the two hits were not hit, it was even more furious and screamed. The two hooves kicked the ground suddenly, and two large spider-web-shaped circles were broken on the stone floor. With a bang, its body had already jumped up.
At this time, Shisheng had just stood firm on the wall, and Liu Bolun had already prepared a way to deal with it. He slapped the gourd in his hand, and the gourd was immediately four or five times bigger. Liu Bolun was carrying the big gourd on his right shoulder and muttered something, but saw him slapped the gourd with his left hand.
The gourd immediately sprayed a thick fog, which just covered Niu Aping, who had already jumped up.
The dark and thick fog was filled with fire, just as Niu Aping was in it. Just as Niu Aping was stunned, Liu Bolun and Shisheng had already jumped off the wall.
Before he could stand firm, Liu Bolun took off his shirt and shouted to the white donkey: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and carry us! Go as far as you can!"
The white donkey knew something was wrong, but all this happened so quickly that it didn't have time to react. In addition, it only had Liu Bolun's body in his eyes at that time, so he couldn't listen to anything else. He could only nod his head as if he was full of a silly face: "Ah! OK! OK! OK!"
Before it could finish speaking, Liu Bolun and Shisheng were already riding on it, and the other side of the wall, Niu Abang's roar had already spread.
Although the fire smoke emitted by Liu Bolun's gourd was powerful, it still hurt him. However, although he was not injured, his hair was burned and turned yellow. This hurt his self-esteem too much. You should know who it is? That is the existence of Yin Shi in the Underworld who is in charge of life and death in the world.
But today, for some reason, I was teased by two unknown juniors one after another. It felt like a tiger was slapped by a mouse. Can it bear it?
Of course not. Although Niu Abang didn't know if the mouse would slap the face, its anger had reached its peak at that time. It opened its mouth wide and sucked the thick smoke and fire into its stomach as soon as it sucked. Its throat and eyes turned red. Before it could swallow it, the fire was spit out as it roared.
"I see where you two run!!!" Niu Aping jumped onto the wall and shouted loudly, and the ghost messenger yelled. I don't know how many people will have nightmares tonight.
(After the first update, the plan did not change quickly. Since I went home one day later than expected, I had less copy of the manuscripts. The New Year is coming tomorrow, and I really can't get rid of social events. So I'm sorry for my forgiveness. I have to update them in the past few days. Thank you. In addition, thank you for your support. It's the New Year, I have nothing to say. I have only books in my hand. So I will hold an event as appropriate. From tomorrow until the end of the first lunar month, I will reward my friends in the top five of this book. The brothers will give each of them a signed "Shaman Treasure", which is the physical book I wrote on my previous book. It is also a little bit of my support. I don't have much stuff but just a little bit of my heart. I hope everyone will be grateful. Here, I wish you all the spirit of dragon and horse, good luck in the year of the horse.)
Chapter completed!