Chapter 161 Beauty Whip A farce
"Time is up! The Six Brothers of Sifangshan Divine Braves' were eliminated!"
It was late at night, and the stone wall of Dragon Lake was already crowded. Fortunately, the monks in Yunlong Temple had very strong movement ability. They had already separated an empty field about seven meters before the stone wall. This was the limit that the giant demon of Moro could bear. When he walked forward, he would fall into deep alert. When he reached five or six meters, he began to shout and raise his claws and slash himself.
There were frequent queues in the venue before, with special monks lit incense and shouting horns. Master Fagu was responsible for witnessing and supervising. Master Fagu sat on a cushion and stood beside him. Whenever he had time, he wanted to stay and refused to leave, he would take action and throw those people out of the field with Kong Kong Buddha's handprints as if they were approaching a little chicken.
Although the night was already deep, the whole valley was filled with people, especially the stone wall was brightly lit like daylight. The last appearance of this Moro giant demon undoubtedly gave the entire world a shot of chicken blood mixed with mint honey.
Although this temporary conference seemed like a farce, Yunlong Temple had no choice but to do this. After all, they are not interested in the right and wrong now and are not good at stopping it, so they can only make this worst move. However, they did not expect that the situation would gradually begin to get out of control.
At the beginning, they wanted to use this conference to make everyone give up, but because everyone was full of greed, the conference that led the demon out of the cave gradually turned from the initial shouting and insulting to a talent show.
If there were some smart people among the first group of people, they had already realized the trick here after seeing the performance of the troops in front of them. They wanted to lead Namoro out but could not do it. In this way, they could only rely on bait, so many people temporarily withdrew. Tong Shisheng and others were stepping up their search for something that was jealous and tempting toward monsters.
The remaining more people continued, and there were many tricks. I don’t know which grandson spread the rumors, saying that the monster could understand human words, so someone told him jokes, sings, dances, and even played sensationalism. Someone said as soon as he went up, "Hello, Brother Moro, let me introduce myself first. I am an ordinary scholar from a remote mountainous area. I have loved music since I was a child and felt that I would not be able to survive without music. How difficult it is for my family. This time I came here to attract you to exchange for a bounty. When I walked out of the house, the old mother at home was seriously ill. I wanted to stay and take care of her. But she shouted tears and said to me: "Go ahead, child, I believe you can do it." Me, me, her only hope is to see me stand out. I want to prove myself to everyone here. I can do it, and I hope you can get your affirmation!
The words were really touching, not to mention what Moro's reaction was in the stone wall. However, many demon hunters around him were moved by him and swallowed speechlessly. So after the man played a desolate huqin and sang the song, although the Moro's giant demon was not attracted by him, it attracted everyone's applause and a considerable reward.
After this incident happened, the person who was photographed behind him thought to himself that the person was going to be good, at least he did not return empty-handed in the end, so the next thing can be imagined.
From singing and dancing, to juggling stunts, to swallowing long swords and steel guns and shattering big stones in the chest, all kinds of talents are emerging one after another. Only the demon hunters around are applauding, and only the monks of Yunlong Temple are frowning. That is, Master Fa Ge has a deep concentration, otherwise he would have been as worried as if he was unable to empty.
Monk Naokong looked at these shameless guys. Do you still expect these guys to fight against the Tai Sui Demon Star? What about the Buddha?
But they really have no choice. After all, the rules are placed here, so they have no right to interfere, so they can only watch the farce continue.
Everyone was really feasted on the eyes. Even the failed monster hunters couldn't bear to leave, so they stayed here and included the three inner and three outer layers. Shisheng and the others were also watching the fun.
But then again, this farce that lasted for many days was not nothing. After careful observation, Shisheng and the others did get some useful information.
First, the timid Moro monster really understands people's words, but because they are different species, they are not interested in human jokes and sad things. The man came up to make a lot of people cry, but Moro's eyes widened and his eyes were confused, with a look of "You are sick, your mother is sick, you still come to participate in the competition."
But he could understand people's words, because someone wanted to talk to it while diverting his attention. When the man said that the stone on it was about to collapse, the guy really looked up and looked up.
However, the man finally stopped outside the four battles because the monster was very vigilant, which was the second point. It was always on guard. If something was wrong, it would be scared to cry and howl and hurt itself.
When he thought of this, he suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with this game, because he had been revelated, naturally understood that everything in the world had mutual generation and mutual restraint, and even this Moro was no exception. If this lasts for a long time, he would definitely find its flaws, not to mention that there is a secret weapon in the burden behind him now.
So, let’s continue reading, just treat it as a pre-in-time entertainment.
Back to the book, I saw the six "Sifangshan Divine Braves Six Brothers" who performed on stilts and stacked arhats, and then the one who appeared on the stage was a young and beautiful young woman. The young woman was wearing a long black dress and outlined moving lines. She was shining with a black strapless breast. Under the flames, the slightly exposed snow-white cleavage immediately made the surrounding men breathe rapidly and dry mouth.
Someone recognized the origin of the woman and exclaimed: "Wife whipped Fan Xiaoxiao!"
After hearing the origin of this woman, everyone felt nervous. What's more, some burly men had already started to drift from behind their necks.
Liu Bolun blinked, then took out the wine gourd and drank it and said casually: "Hey, what's the reaction of those people? Why is this little girl so arrogant because of her nickname? She is still a widow."
After saying this, Liu Bolun was hit by a white donkey and kicked his hooves. He was so painful that he bent over and couldn't speak, while Li Hanshan said to him: "Don't you know? She has only become famous in the past six months, not a widow's whip. Her nickname is 'Widow' and is named Fan Xiaoxiao. This woman is amazing."
It turned out that Fan Xiaoxiao was also a member of the previous generation of martial arts world. He was the daughter of the head of the Nanyue Thief Cave. Because he married early, he followed his husband, Xia Zhenjiang, "Iron-faced Flying Star". So he remained unknown until half a year ago because Xia Zhenjiang was holding her and having a private meeting with another woman. After she discovered that she was furious. She then beat her husband and her lover to death with a steel whip, and then officially returned to the world. She even threatened to kill all the unfaithful people who betrayed his wife in the world. Only then did she become famous. And she basically killed men who got married. Therefore, she was given the title of "Widow Whip".
So that's what happened. The three of them thought of it.
Seeing Fan Xiaoxiao walking seven feet away from the stone wall, she had already attracted a burst of cheers before she could do it. The beauty of a woman was popular everywhere. At this moment, everyone hoped that the woman would take off her clothes and lure Namoro out of the hole. What a erotic picture that would be.
But the method used by this widow whip surprised everyone.
Fan Xiaoxiao stood firm and smiled charmingly at Moro in the distance, but the Moro giant demon ignored her. After all, the shemale demon has a unique way, and the beauty in the eyes of people. In the eyes of monsters, it is just a weird person with two butts on the chest.
Faced with this contemptuous look, Fan Xiaoxiao was not angry. She smiled softly again, then took out the seven-foot steel whip on her back and smiled sweetly at Namoro, and then said softly: "Hello, monster, I came here this time to tell you a story. Do you know how we deal with the monster that kills without blinking?"
Namoro was stunned for a moment, and suddenly murderous aura appeared in Fan Xiaoxiao's eyes when he saw her smiling face. She smiled and said, "Actually it's not that good. But I just catch it first, clean it up, and then tie it to a case. Well, it's probably that big."
While speaking, she gestured with her hand, and everyone present was attracted by what she said, including Namoro, but the more it sounded, it became less and less right. Fan Xiaoxiao stretched out her tongue and licked the steel whip in her hand, and then said, "Then it's the highlight. After that, I will first apply honey on its body. I like sweet babies, hehe, and then use a knife to cut it carefully like a fish, and then use this whip to fill it with chopped peppers, whip and whip, bloody and flesh, haha, it's so satisfying, the honey will attract insects, piles of piles, and finally it's shattered by me. Huh, it's so hot, every sweat wet my family's clothes. Do you think you want to taste this taste?"
In fact, when the woman was halfway through, Namoro could no longer bear it. The men present were like cold sweats on their faces, and they could not even close their mouths. It seemed that a terrifying picture had appeared in their heads. Although it was just a fiction, the woman's information had occupied Namoro's head, causing it to tremble continuously, and even showed a fidgeting look for the first time.
This method similar to the psychedelic person using language is the first illusion in the world, which is what later generations call "hypnosis". At that moment, Nankong and Shisheng discovered that this woman really had some methods.
Seeing that the time had come, the woman suddenly stared at her eyes widened and threw her whip, and then shouted loudly: "Do you want to? If you don't want to, get out of my family!!"
The cold-sucking voice moved the true power, and everyone present was shocked. After being frightened, Namoro really took a step forward subconsciously. Just when everyone was shocked again, Namoro suddenly came back to his senses.
I saw it let out a shrill scream of "Wow", then kept crying, and then began to scratch itself desperately. It seemed that it was really scared, so it worked harder than before.
The monk next to him was afraid that Namoro would hurt the prophecy, so he hurriedly terminated Fan Xiaoxiao's qualification. Seeing that he failed, Fan Xiaoxiao immediately stomped his feet in anger, and then turned around and ended.
And her attempt this time gave the people in line to come. Yes, there was also a trick of confusion available, so those people began to ponder again and planned to change their plans.
And it was almost dawn at this time.
The one who came on stage after the widow whip was a burly man. Obviously, this man came prepared. Before he arrived, he first gave a salute to everyone. Then he whistled with his hands behind his back: "Come on, come on the east and west stage!"
This man's voice is loud, and he should be an internal master. As soon as he finished speaking, a group of people hurried over with a load behind him. Everyone saw that he looked serious and looked like a great demeanor, thinking that this person was a long-standing paradise? So when he thought about it, he didn't dare to underestimate him. At that time, they were all curious about what magic weapon would be in the bamboo basket he picked. At this moment, the big man was bending over and yelling at the monster in the crack of the rock: "Huha!!"
It's about to start! Everyone stared at the strong man intently. But what they never expected was that the strong man then made them swallow and apply it involuntarily.
He yelled: "Monster! Monster, I'll ask if you're hungry after being trapped for so long? I'll say it's okay. I'm the boss of the Nanguo Qingfeng Tower. What I'm preparing for you today is steamed yellow duck, roasted four whites, thunder-striped green dragon, Qiaoshang beef brisket, big elbow, small elbow, crystal elbow stewed five flowers, four dried fruits and four candied fruits. Eight plates of bird mats, big prawns on the four seas. Vinegar-sweet and sweet meat, nine-turn mandarin duck stew, ten-full meatball soup………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Damn, this is not a master, it turns out to be a chef.
Everyone was speechless for a moment. Why did this guy have such a loud voice? It turned out that he had been practicing in the kitchen by calling dishes. When Master Fagu saw that even the chef had been infiltrated, he imagined that the news about Moro had already caused a lot of news. In order not to let these idle people who wanted to try their luck continue to be embarrassing and conspicuous, Master Fagu finally couldn't sit still at this time. He lowered his head and coughed dryly, but he understood, and quickly waved his hand to ask the disciple of the incense to stop the chef's registration of the dish.
At that time, the monster hunters were also angry and funny, thinking who would be attracted by your dish? Liu Bolun embarrassedly grabbed Shisheng, who was drooling and trying to rush forward, and at the same time, he smiled bitterly in his heart: Oh my God, can it be more reliable? Is this world really unsuccessful?
The chef seemed very dissatisfied with his sales interruption, but he also understood that he was coming because of the drunkard. So he shouted loudly when he was about to come: "The food is still fresh, and the monsters don't eat everyone, the price is fair! The delicacies in Qingfeng Tower in Nanguo will not be there after passing this village!!"
All the monks in the south lowered their heads in shame, but the cook seemed to have really talked about the hearts of the demon hunters. If they had come to this remote countryside, they had eaten dried meat cakes. After being vegetarian for a long time, how could they not be moved by having the best dishes now?
So those who had left the scene rushed forward and snatched wildly. The chef made a fortune, hummed a small song and flicked the crowd with his friend, while Shisheng ran back with an elbow in his mouth, and continued to watch the farce going on while chewing.
The methods used by the people who came on stage were innovating. While laughing and scolding, they saw that the sky in the distance had turned pale. At this moment, Liu Bolun said to Shisheng and Li Hanshan: "I have become a couple of brothers and we are almost here. What are you finding? Hanshan, don't you say that the things you found are very powerful? Let's take them out and let us prepare."
Li Hanshan yawned, nodded, took out a silver wire glove from his arms, and after putting it on, he carefully took out a small bottle. He opened the bottle cap, twisted it in with his two fingers, and then raised his hand and added a thin translucent thread between his fingers.
Liu Bolun and Shisheng asked him in confusion what this was, and Li Hanshan smiled and said, "I found this thing in Lingnan. When I went down the mountain to practice, I passed by there. An ancient tomb was occupied by a spider monster, but because it did not hurt people, I did not hurt it. This silk is the silk of the spider monster. It is very sticky and cannot be removed."
After understanding, the two couldn't help but praise Li Hanshan for being as delicate as silk. It turned out that he wanted to use his energy to send the spider silk into the cracks of the rock while Namoro was not paying attention, and when the spider silk stuck to the monster, he would pull it out like fishing and collecting lines.
It's indeed a good method.
After hearing Li Hanshan's words, Liu Bolun laughed casually and said, "Compared to your method, what I want to use is much more violent."
While talking, Liu Bolun also found a bottle of about two taels from his sleeve.
"It looks like wine." Li Hanshan asked.
"Yes, it's just wine." Liu Bolun smiled and said, "Do you still remember why I went to Doumi Temple back then?"
As early as the three of them first met, they already knew the purpose of Liu Bolun's becoming an immortal. It seemed that he, a wine tycoon, was only interested in wine. Our previous document once said that when Liu Bolun was young, he met a mysterious beggar who taught him magic in his dreams, and pointed out the way to him. He had to find five kinds of wine to become an immortal, but now for Liu Bolun, whether he became an immortal or not seems to be important, but wine must not be given up.
During his travels over the years, he has gathered three kinds of wine, and according to what he said, the fourth kind of wine will also be made, and now he says this means...
"Is this your fourth type of wine?" Li Hanshan asked.
"Yes, no." Liu Bolun smiled, and then said: "This fourth bottle of wine still owes a 'wine inspiration'. This bottle can only be regarded as its original pulp. It is not the final form, but even so, it is the strongest wine in the world. Believe me. You don't have to drink it. Just smell it, even a monster will have to be drunk for a day."
It turned out that he wanted to use the smell of this bottle of wine to get drunk with the giant demon Namoro. Li Hanshan said, "You can only think of this trick. It depends on who can succeed. Do you dare to compete?"
"Who is afraid of you?" Liu Bolun laughed and said to Shisheng: "Let's compete with the three of you to see who can succeed in his tricks. By the way, what did you find? Shisheng?"
Liu Bolun and Li Hanshan looked at Shisheng. Shisheng was stunned at that time, and the bag in his hand had already been opened. But the wooden box was gone.
Instead, a stone was replaced, and there was a rough stitching of twine on the bag.
"Did you find a stone?" Liu Bolun blinked and said to Shisheng: "What's the use of this stone?"
I didn't know what it was for! I was clearly stolen by someone, okay? Shisheng opened his mouth and the bone of his elbow fell to the ground. He was shocked and thought that it must be what happened when he was rushing to buy meat in the crowd, because there were too many people at that time, and he was careless because of his greed at that time, which made people take advantage of the chaos to get rid of the things in his bag.
But who did this? Shisheng turned his head subconsciously and looked around. The sea of people was vast, damn, where is this thief?
After learning that the blood snail found by Shisheng was stolen, Liu Bolun hurriedly said, "Why are you so careless? Fortunately, the thief is stupid enough. He actually stole it to his grandfather's house. Hanshan, let's see which guy with no eyes stole it."
Indeed, they were not afraid of such things happening at all. After all, Li Hanshan was proficient in the divination method obtained by Apocalypse, so it would be a matter of minutes to find out that person? Li Hanshan nodded at the time and asked, "Okay, do you have to make big calculations or small calculations?"
"What do you say about the big conspiracy? What do you say about the little conspiracy?" Liu Bolun Shisheng and the others asked.
Li Hanshan said: "I have various methods in my mind now, but generally speaking, it is just a small calculation to calculate when the person will appear if he is still here, and a big calculation can calculate what the person looks like, but the relative life span will be deducted."
His so-called "big calculation" is not actually called this. This is Li Hanshan's strongest premonition technique. Simply put, he was able to predict everything that will happen in the future. He had actually used this trick a long time ago, but later he realized after he went deep into practice that this ability would cost a corresponding lifespan every time he used it, that is to predict everything after half an hour, it would cost half an hour or even half a year or five years.
The way of heaven is the Lord, after all, his method is too powerful, so the way of heaven is naturally not allowed to be used at will.
Liu Bolun said: "Why do you use a slaughter knife to kill a chicken? It's enough to make a small calculation. Let's grab the grandson and pinch the ball of powder."
That's right, with the strength of the few people at this time, all the demon hunters and the chefs present are not their opponents. As long as you calculate where the kid will appear, it will not be a matter of being able to capture it at that time?
Li Hanshan nodded, and saw his right hand rubbing against his clothes, and then began to calculate quickly. After a while, he suddenly frowned and subconsciously exclaimed: "What's going on?"
(Two updates and one updates are completed, 6,000 words. By the way, this chapter was posted twice. I now realize that "Wife" is now sensitive words. It's all *, and I've gained knowledge... Then, there's another thing. It seems that rewards are double rewards after twelve o'clock tonight, so here's a shame to ask for rewards after twelve o'clock. There's nothing wrong with asking for votes and rewards... Thank you for your support, thank you!) (To be continued, please search for astronomy, novels are better and faster!
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