Chapter One Hundred and Thirty-Fourth The Book of Pirates
"Hey, you're back, what's the result?"
In the afternoon, it was cloudy. The rice on the mountain looked very close to the sky, and the clouds above the head were very low. The afternoon sun shone out from the gaps of the clouds, and the scene was magnificent.
At the door of the wooden house, Shisheng saw Liu Bolun walking back with a bruised nose and a swollen face, so he asked him, "How was the fight?"
"How can I beat my virtue?" Liu Bolun rubbed his red and swollen left face while drinking, and then said: "Senior Brother Tunan is simply a monster. I really didn't expect that he was so strong when he didn't get into the broken stone. Oh my handsome face..."
"I'm going to avenge you!" The white donkey lady next to her said angrily: "Look at our Berlon, let me see if I don't spit his face."
"Stop it quickly." Liu Bolun took a sip of wine and quickly stopped the white donkey who was going to find Chen Tunan to "take revenge". He said that they were asking Senior Brother Tunan to give advice on martial arts, and now they are willing to be beaten. They have good intentions, so how can they take revenge?
He stopped the white donkey and said, "I appreciate it, but you monster should not go to the senior brother. It's just that I don't like to be a slut, otherwise he would really dare to make buns with you."
"What?" Bai Du glared at him and shouted, "I'm afraid he's not a big deal. I'm sitting upright. No matter where I go, he'll have to look up at me... But hey? You really don't know, I see that you look pretty good with a bruised nose and swollen face, as if you have a kind of incomplete beauty."
"You donkey's tail is stolen." Liu Bolun smiled bitterly, and his bickering with the white donkey was a compulsory course every day. Everyone was not surprised by it. Judging from Liu Bolun's tone, he had not gained any advantage when he fought with Chen Tunan. He snatched up the wine again, and then said to Shisheng: "But Senior Brother Tunan's ability is indeed unfathomable. It is estimated that they have already practiced the masters and uncles of the previous generation. Except for us, no one in Doumi Temple can take twenty rounds under him."
In fact, there should be something. Shisheng thought to himself that this drunkard was right, because yesterday, the competition with Senior Brother Tunan seemed to be a draw, but he knew that he had already lost at that time, and Senior Brother Tunan did not seem to have tried his best. This shows that he is indeed the most powerful character in this generation.
And his power is that he is an orthodox strong man, because he does not have any bizarre immortal fate, nor is he a person who has been revelated. He can achieve such achievements by just a black stone sword and the "Cultivation and Golden Elixir Sutra" that he has read for three hours. This shows how high his talent should be?
However, in Doumi Temple, there are indeed people who can beat Chen Tunan in the previous generation. Shisheng remembered the mysterious duck-headed Taoist. He said that since he was enlightened by him a few years ago, he has never seen him again. Now Shisheng is no longer the teenager of the past. After his experience gradually increases, he will observe everything from a different perspective. To say that the old duck-headed Taoist is indeed mysterious, he lives in this Doumi Temple. But no one in Doumi Temple knows his existence.
Who is he? Is he a god who travels around the world or a senior master in Doumi Temple?
This is really a mystery, but when Shisheng was stunned, Liu Bolun said, "Okay, I know I am quite bored. Let's not think about it. Let's talk about something serious. When I was working with Senior Brother Tunan, I realized a new trick. As long as I hold my breath, I can hide my body. This escape technique is quite interesting. Hanshan will take out the parchment paper and write it down."
It has been mentioned before that because the head of Xingyun asked three people to prepare the things that they needed to become immortals in the future. However, the three of them were not very interested in this. In order to deal with the head's entrustment, they found a piece of parchment paper and recorded some of the talismans, Qimen and divination techniques that they had learned in recent days.
While talking, Liu Bolun kicked Li Hanshan, who was still lying on the ground, and Li Hanshan was sleeping soundly at that time. After being kicked by Liu Bolun, he jumped up. He didn't even have time to wipe his saliva and said hurriedly: "Where is? Where is the winged pig?
Oh my god, Li Hanshan was afraid that he was sleeping, so he spoke in his sleep, so Liu Bolun repeated to him angrily and amusedly. Li Hanshan then came to his senses and nodded, so he turned around and staggered back to the house. But after a while, his confused voice came from the house: "Hey? I'm really puzzled, where is the sheepskin? Shisheng Xiaobai, have you two seen that piece of sheepskin?"
On weekdays, Xiaobai helps them clean up the house, but Xiaobai said, "Brother Hanshan, didn't you put him in the box under the bed by yourself? I know that thing is very important, so I haven't touched it."
Li Hanshan walked out with a fuss, waved his hand and said, "I know, but it's really gone. Where can I go? Where can I go?"
After saying that, he rubbed his eyes with a dazed hair, then stared at the few people blankly, as if he was still recalling where he had put the thing.
"Don't meet us, aren't you sleeping in Hanshan again?" Liu Bolun said to him speechlessly: "You actually do something about riding a donkey and looking for a donkey. You can do so well, just calculate it, just calculate it?"
"Ah yes." Li Hanshan woke up and saw him come into the room and take out an iron abacus and walk out, then sit on the ground, fiddling the abacus while starting to use this new 'power of apocalypse'.
Seeing his serious expression, everyone gradually had sweat beads on his forehead. After a while, Li Hanshan suddenly glared at his eyes, and then subconsciously slapped his abacus and said in surprise: "Oh no, that parchment was stolen by this little brat Feng Adi!"
What? The three of them were both shocked when they heard this. They thought to themselves why this kid steals the sheepskin?
If you ask how Feng Adi's use of stealing this sheepskin, he naturally coveted the content of the immortal techniques recorded on the sheepskin. We have also talked about Feng Adi before. This kid is young but has a good time. He nodded and flattered everyone on weekdays, but he is very cunning. He was originally a small eunuch in a small country in the East. Because of his talent, he flattered the sacrifices and horses and learned some secret astrology techniques. Later, the small country was destroyed by other countries. Feng Adi escaped from the palace in the chaos. He knew very well that if he wanted to settle down in this troubled times, he had to find a better power as a backer. Which one was the most reliable force in the world at that time?
That's right, it's Doumi Temple, so Feng Adi relied on some of the extraordinary skills he had learned, and his appearance was pleasing and able to observe his expressions. Three years ago, he was involved in Doumi Temple. Later, he became a formal disciple.
Later, because he was smart and diligent in his work, he was very popular with those Taoists, but people like Feng Adi were destined to be trampled by others for the rest of his life. After he went up the mountain, he was waiting for an opportunity and an opportunity to be proud. However, the Taoist martial arts and martial arts of Doumiguan were too profound. If he wanted to master it for less than ten or twenty years, he could not wait for that long.
Just as he was getting more and more impatient in his heart, under the arrangement of fate, he was sent to Shisheng and the other two to be the messenger. Feng Adi was ecstatic when he got this opportunity because he understood that his opportunity had come.
You should know that these three idle people are the most popular figures in the audience. They also obtained two peerless magic weapons. It is undoubtedly of great benefit to them. As long as they get along well with them, they will benefit him by all means.
However, he seemed to take this matter too simply. When he really came into contact with these three people, he felt a little cold. To be nice, the three people's personalities were more casual than the other, and to put it bluntly, the one was lazy than the other, and Liu Bolun, who could only drink and brag all day long. There was also Shisheng who had to eat when he met. In addition to these two people, Li Hanshan would only sleep day and night! Who are these people? Feng Adi thought to himself: their state made him have no chance to further deepen his feelings with them, let alone open his mouth and beg them to teach them his immortal skills.
And just a few days ago, he didn't even get a good flattery, but instead caused scolding from Liu Bolun and Shisheng. When he thought that he might never make a breakthrough in the future, this made him even more desperate. That night he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. After thinking about it, a terrible thought suddenly appeared in his mind.
Yes, since I can't care about their request for immortal arts, why can't I steal that thing directly?
You should know that those three bastards don’t usually take the parchment seriously. If you are interested, they write some spells on it, and then throw it into the box under the bed, and the chain is not locked. Why don’t you seize such a good opportunity?
Hehe, as long as I practice those immortal arts, I will definitely become the top demon hunter in the world from now on. After that, I will be listed as a guest of honor whenever I go to. My mind has not been added. Isn’t it necessary to get the wind and rain?
Yes, that's it!
Feng Adi became more and more excited when he thought about it, so he began to plan how to steal the parchment. Finally, he seized the opportunity. While the few people were not paying attention, he took the parchment and defected to the rice bucket and touched the mountain.
After hearing Li Hanshan calculate this, Liu Bolun suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Damn, I'm not guarding against the thief day and night. I said why haven't I seen that boy these two days? I feel like this little thief stole our sheepskin! Hanshan, where did he run? Let's see if I catch him and don't peel him off!"
While he was talking, he stood up and held the donkey and was about to chase him, but Li Hanshan shook his head and said, "I only know that he went north, but this kid is very smart. Since he dared to steal treasures, he was prepared. It seems that he had stole our sheepskin and stole the waist cards of other brothers. He slipped away by the reason to go down the mountain to send invitations."
"Then we have to chase you too." Liu Bolun said angrily: "I really didn't expect that this thief has been raising him. Although I didn't write the most powerful spell on it, it's hard to guarantee that he would use the powerful spells you wrote to do evil. What should I do?"
"Ah? You didn't write it?" Li Hanshan said, "I didn't write the most powerful one on it either."
It turns out that although they have learned a lot of powerful immortal magic and magic in recent days, they are always weighing whether they should record such powerful tricks, so they did not write them on the parchment while hesitating.
So after saying this, the two of them all fell on Shisheng.
"Then I don't have to chase after you, I didn't write it." Shisheng said with some amusement and crying: "I only left some things for exorcising ghosts and demons, as well as some other miscellaneous things."
It turned out that the three of them thought of going together, so when they learned about this, they breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt a little funny in their hearts.
This Feng Adi had spent so much effort and effort, and finally stole a collection of incomplete immortal arts that could not cause much storm even if he practiced them all. I really don’t know what expression he would look like when he practiced magic with joy.
Shisheng looked at the horizon in the distance and sighed in his heart: I just hope he can use my lock-opening skills to benefit the people.
But then again, although Feng Adi did not record the spell of lethality on the parchment paper that Feng Adi regarded as a treasure, Shisheng and the others still notified the leader of Xingyun about this matter. It has to be said that Feng Adi is indeed a little smart. In order to escape the pursuit of Dou Miguan, he specially chose this Dou Mi Hero Conference to defect when it was about to start. You must know that the entire Dou Miguan disciples were busy at this time, so where were there any extra people to round him up on a large scale?
However, even so, the head of Xingyun still scolded several people and made a decision at the same time. After the "Fight Rice Classic Meeting" was over, he would send people down the mountain to recover the sheepskin.
However, human calculations are not as good as God's calculations. Because something happened in Doumi Temple later, by chance, the order to pursue was not issued. Although Feng Adi worked hard to practice the magic of sheepskin after going down the mountain, because those magics were just superficial magic, he never achieved his goal of being famous all over the world. Until he died, he was just a second-rate monster hunter who could unlock locks.
However, after his death, the parchment was passed down. Although the things recorded on it were superficial, in modern times, when there were fewer and fewer talented people, the value of the things recorded on the sheepskin was reflected. Later, those who obtained the sheepskin called it the "Silhouette of Heavenly Book", and this "Silhouette of Heavenly Book" really created many opportunities in later generations.
Of course, those stories are another story that has been thousands of years later, so I will not talk about them here.
Back to the book, after being scolded by the leader of Xingyun, the three of them were really unhappy, but the leader of Xingyun's words were indeed reasonable. You should know that the three of them are no longer the three idle guys in the past. They are the ones chosen by the way of heaven, and they will have to take on the role of the guardian priests who fight against the evil star Tai Sui in the future. So how can they be so careless?
It's time to get down to do something that must be done.
So, after reflecting on themselves, the three of them had the idea of writing a secret book seriously. After researching, they thought they would write one, plan their own learning into a book, and then put it in the Doumiguan library. Then, just like the "Cultivation and Golden Elixir Sutra", if later generations want to learn, they must go through a test before they can approve you to read for three hours. Hehe, it's really refreshing.
But how should I write this book?
After they spent a long time discussing, they all felt that their understanding of the Apocalypse was not enough, so they could only write this book slowly, but since they decided to do it seriously, they should not be careless and should not be as perfunctory as the previous draft. Well, first of all, there must be a resounding name. What is the best name?
"You guys say, what about the name of my book "The Three Hundred Methods of Master Jun Catching Demon Flowers in the World?" Liu Bo said.
His idea was rejected by the two of them as soon as he was asked. What is the "Three Hundred Method of Catching the Demons in the World of Flowers"? Is this the name of the secret book? Why does it sound so much like a recipe? I also "catch the waist flowers", and I also grilled fish fillets.
Liu Bolun really couldn't name it, they had known this before, so Li Hanshan said speechlessly: "This name is not good, think about it, if the descendants of Doumi disciples endured all the hardships and finally approved to enter the cabinet to practice immortal arts, but when he picked up the book with joy, what would he react when he saw the name?"
After Li Hanshan said this, he shouted in a tight voice: "I finally hoped for this opportunity after all my hardships, but he didn't expect to get a book called "Master Jun"!......... He would definitely say that, then we will not be caught from the grave and scolded?"
Puff, Shisheng couldn't help laughing, and Liu Bolun obviously felt that Li Hanshan was saying something, so he spoke, "How should we write this book according to your opinion?"
"Let's not talk about the name for now. According to me, we should write our own books, but we cannot tell all our skills. It is best to have three books reflect each other, and it is best to add a few scoundrel poems to the beginning."
After hearing this, Shisheng's childlike innocence became very interesting. It seemed that the things that left difficult problems for future generations were indeed very interesting. So he had a sudden inspiration and continued: "Well, I think in addition to this, we also need to add some spells of larvae mouth to the spell, so that future generations can know that this set of books is three, and can also increase the mystery of these three books, making people feel that this book is not an ordinary product at first glance."
The three of them became more and more excited. Liu Bolun gave his thumbs up and praised, "Good idea, but what poems should we keep? Why don't I write two?"
Li Hanshan shook his head, then got up and went back to the room and carried out a pile of dusty Taoist scriptures and musical songs that had been passed down from ancient times. He threw all the things on the ground and said, "Since we want to do it, let's pick a few sentences in these books."
"What kind of book is this?" Liu Bolun bent down and picked up a small booklet, slapped the dust on it, and then said, "Yanbo Diao Suo Song?"
That's it, Li Hanshan smiled. You should know that the "Yanbo Diao Suo Song" is a different method passed down from ancient times. It is said that the original "Qimen" originated from this set of methods, and this is very consistent with Liu Bolun's Qimen Dunjia method, so the three of them each picked a few sentences from this song as a formula.
After doing this, only the title and signature are left. They all feel that they cannot write this book with their real names. You must know that when they die or are promoted, they may not be able to fall into the hands of anyone. If they are obtained by people like Feng Adi or Lu Chengming, they will use their abilities to harm people. The victims will not scold the author of the book for 18 generations?
No, they must give a pseudonym to be on the safe side. If this day really happens, let the pseudonym take the blame.
Liu Bolun mentioned several more, but it was still inappropriate. Shisheng pinched his chin and said, "Why is this name so difficult to get................................... Alas? Xiaobai, are you back? Where did you go just now?"
The three of them turned around and saw Xiaobai walking over the tree-lined path with a bar of fruits. He put down the fruit and said to the three of them with a smile: "Isn't our Guanzhong meeting going to hold a meeting soon? Today is the fifteenth, so the head of the sect leads everyone to burn incense and pray for the ancestor of the Sanqing Dynasty. It's lively. Now some people from some sects have arrived, and everyone is busy receiving them. The kind-hearted senior brother gave me some fresh fruits. Come and try it."
After Xiaobai said this, the three of them suddenly had a lit up for some reason. They looked at each other. At this moment, they seemed to think that they had gone together. Isn’t this God’s will? They were bothering about naming the book, and suddenly heard such news. What else can I choose?
So, the three of them stood up at the same time. Shisheng took a pear and bite the pear. Shisheng and the other two gave a deep bow in Xiaobai's somewhat puzzled eyes, facing the direction of Doumiguan Taoist Dharma Hall, and then said, "Master, I'm sorry, let you take the blame."
(Two updates and one update are completed, and 6,000 words are presented. What? I have said that this book will explain the pitfalls in the previous book. I believe that after reading this chapter, you will understand some of the previous doubts. When it comes to the words, the parchment paper of the "Silhouette of the Heavenly Book" actually appeared in the first three books. If this parchment is not available, many things will turn into another look. When this book is finished, I will summarize it in detail for you in the postscript. That's it. Please vote, recommend, reward, thank you!)
Chapter completed!