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Chapter 721 Hanjiazhuang God Han, God Wife Brigade

"Is it fun?"

"Funny."

The little kids were so happy to play, but the adults were so scared.

"Then we'll be here today."

"This is the magic weapon that uncle gave you. Go back and practice it."

Li Dong joked that Han Xiaohao and his group of little kids were just thinking about learning and went to school to show them to their classmates. Many people must admire and admire themselves, and they don’t care about the things of gods or witches.

The little kids were excited, but the adults were a little trembling. This guy also brought home the magic weapon to kill ghosts. This is so scary.

"Dongzi."

"It's okay, sister-in-law, gadget, I've added Wenquxing's divine power to protect the house." Li Dong said casually, and Yang Guogang and others rolled their eyes beside them. This is the divine power to bless the 'God of Chemistry'.

"Weihe, you can take some back and play."

Li Dong shook his eyes at Han Weihe, and Han Weihe nodded. The boy was a little confused just now. He saw Li Dong winking. Could it be that he really guessed why Brother Dong did this? I don’t care. It’s right to just turn Brother Dong into a wrong way.

A group of little kids happily took Li Dong's magic tools and made equipment, such as turmeric-soaked paper cutters and monsters. This was a magic knife with alkaline water, and cut blood marks one by one, which was very fun.

There are Buddhas, gods, or flowers' faces written in alum water. This thing is no different from ordinary white paper when dried, but it can reveal Buddhas, gods, and other things. There are papers designed with candles and papers wiped with erasers. These special papers have some magical characteristics.

These things are not very dangerous. Of course, potassium permanganate makes red divine water, and white phosphorus dissolved by carbon dioxide, Li Dong did not dare to play with the little guys. This thing is too dangerous and easy to catch fire.

"Brother Dong, we're back."

Han Weihe took a group of kids to hand it over to Li Dong. A stack of paper, bamboo sword, bamboo sword, Li Qiuju and others hesitated and followed him. However, Han Weijiang and Han Weian had already run away.

"This Li Dong can drive a ghost, it's so terrible."

"Yes, I just said this person is abnormal."

"Hahaha."

Yang Guogang and others just heard it, and they couldn't stand up straight when they returned to the main hall and saw everyone leaving. They said what they had just heard. "Li Dong, are you going to be a charlatan?"

"I plan to be the leader."

Li Dong said with a smile, "Senior just endured it, right?"

"It's quite hard, Li Dong, what are you doing? Isn't this just some chemical reaction?" Yang Guogang said with a smile. "The candle is spontaneously igniting, and carbon disulfide should dissolve white phosphorus, right?"

"yes."

Li Dong asked a few people to sit down and poured a few cups of tea. "Senior, don't reveal it."

"Why?"

Li Dong explained that if you like to believe in these things in the mountains, you may not necessarily listen to them by explaining them with chemical reactions. Superstition will not be eliminated in a short time. Li Dong plans to play a ruthless person and dig up the roots.

"These people are so hateful."

After hearing some things about Li Dong about the gods and witches, Yang Guogang was so angry that he took a selfie on the table. "What a monster, a monster, this kind of garbage thing should have been swept into the dust of history."

"There are people who believe this. It's easy for farmers to make some money. I'm so angry."

"Oh, this is nothing. It's good to cheat some money. I asked. Last year, there was a family in the mountains who joined forces with the witch and said that her stepdaughter had a devil in her stomach that would have a devil in the future. She was actually blew her belly open. A little girl, who was three or four years old, was cut to death."

"ah?"

"There is something like this?"

The three of them were stunned, which was incredible.

"There are many examples like this. There is also a girl. The witch said that she was reincarnated as a White Bone Spirit and wanted to burn it with divine fire. Her mother and sister believed it. The girl was burned and covered in bruises. If the commune cadres had not rushed there in time, they might have been burned to death. Even so, they are covered in scars and dare not go out to meet people."

How could Yang Guogang and others have never thought that people could be so ignorant? The three of them have been growing up in the city, and they have never heard of such things.

"I thought I was just cheating some money, but I didn't expect..."

"It's a trivial matter for these people to cheat money. It's better to delay the illness, so people will be gone, and even harm people's lives. There are few people who haven't seen these things." Li Dong asked in the afternoon and found out that these witches and sages not only cheated money but also killed people.

Li Dong couldn't believe it at first, but when he thought that Gao Weimin was the most knowledgeable family in Shanglishan Commune, the commune secretary's wife actually invited a witch. Guangguang was so unlucky because of the witch's words.

That guy looked at Li Dong with something wrong. You should know that Li Dong and Gao Weimin have a good relationship. Besides, Secretary Gao also has to look at Li Dong with a higher eye. You can imagine how superstitious the influence of the witch and the priest.

Li Dong felt that he would do something, and then the witch said that he was unlucky, so he would find more unlucky.

"Li Dong, can we help?"

Yang Guogang and others were filled with righteous indignation.

"Yes, I have."

Li Dong whispered to Yang Guogang.

"No problem, this is simple."

"Then I'll bother you seniors."

Li Dong didn't know that many people in Hanzhuang didn't sleep well that night. Good guys, the little kids started to practice killing ghosts when they got home. Ghosts were cut off from each family, which scared the adults at home.

Originally, Li Dong thought that it would take two days to make trouble before this matter could spread, but who would have thought it would spread the next day.

"What's going on?"

“Dada.”

Xiaojuan ran over to tell Li Dong that Han Xiaohao was killing ghosts at school, but he didn't know that it had spread. No one came to ask Han Xiaohao to kill ghosts. "Please ask Xiaohao to kill ghosts?"

"Um."

"Xiao Hao just now charged the money for killing ghosts from Wu Dai's family."

"Calue money?"

Damn, this guy, good guy, he's doing business, he's really going to go to heaven. Li Dong really didn't expect that it would spread so quickly. The most unexpected thing was that Han Xiaohao, the boy, actually started business.

Now, the witch and the witch can still sit still. Li Dong thought he would teach a few more and set up a Hanjiazhuang witch and the witch hunting team. "Xiaojuan, go and tell Xiaohao, kill the ghosts well, and ask me for what I want."

"oh."

Xiaohao is really good at doing things, Li Dongxin said, this matter must be heard in Grandma Liu.

"Grandma, Hanzhuang has a child prodigy who is reincarnated by immortals and claims to be reincarnated by the Jade Emperor. Now everyone is looking for him to kill ghosts, and our business has been affected. What do you think you should do?"

"What kind of god is reincarnated and fooling around with ghosts."

"Okay, I've inquired about this matter. Not only will any child kill ghosts, but the children in Hanjiazhuang will kill ghosts, and they are all reincarnated by gods."

"Who is this? This is cutting off our financial path."

A group of little kids kill ghosts, which is simply a matter of killing ghosts. It’s a mystery. If it takes a long time to do it, it will be laughed at when people tell them. Think about killing ghosts, it’s because of the mystery. But now all kids in Hanzhuang can wield their swords to kill ghosts, and I heard that they can learn to kill ghosts with just one cent tuition fee, so please ask gods, see Buddhas, and divine water.

"I heard that everyone will teach you, and the baby will teach you as well. The Jade Emperor's reincarnation child said that he would be granted an official position as long as he told him."

"Can you become a god with just one cent?"

"There is still this?"

"This is cutting off our roots."

"We can't delay any more. We will meet this junior boy who doesn't understand the rules tomorrow."

"Everyone is ready for the guys. This time we will fight with the younger generation."

At this time, Hanjiazhuang, the Shenhan team and Han Xiaohao led the team to kill 38 "evil ghosts" on this day, earning a total of 5.60 cents. The cost was one or two yuan, and the profit was four.40 cents.

"This is quite profitable to kill ghosts."

Yang Guogang, Xu Tiancheng, and Geng Yuzhu looked at the money on the table and looked at each other. It was too easy. It was more than four yuan a day, but this guy costs more than one hundred yuan a month. "Superstition is very harmful."

Not to mention them, Li Dong was quite surprised. Han Xiaohao really has the potential to be a charlatan. He has only had more time to fool so many people.

This kid is amazing. He also claimed to be the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor and can be ranked in the immortal class with only one cent. Li Dong is thinking, why don’t you go to heaven? You have to go back and educate this naughty child. Don’t really become a god. If you don’t, do some more winter vacation homework and purify it. Jingyi’s math Olympiad competition papers when she was a child, so she will bring it to Xiaohao.

Li Dong looked at Han Xiaohao with a loving look on his face. Han Xiaohao couldn't help but tremble. Uncle Dong's eyes were strange. For some reason, Han Xiaohao felt cold in his heart.

"Uncle Dong."

“Good job.”

"But you can't leave your studies."

"Um."

Just keep the money first and hand it over to the production team when building the school. Li Dong won’t use this kind of money for these children. “Xiaojuan brings some candy and snacks.”

"Um."

"Hurry up and go home to sleep after eating."

After seeing off these little kids, Li Dong kept Yang Guogang, Xu Tiancheng, Geng Yuzhu and others, and called Han Weiguo, Han Weidong, Han Weichao, and Han Weihe to discuss the big show.

"Brother Dong, will those people really come?"

"I'll definitely come back unless they don't want to do this business in the future." Li Dong said with a smile. "Now that all production brigades have spread, I don't believe they don't know."

How many calls did Li Dong make on this day? Gao Jianjun called last night. When he learned that his wife invited the witch, he criticized Gao Weimin when he went back. It was ridiculous. There were no monsters and monsters in front of the Communists. When the Jade Emperor came, he would lie down for me.

Gao Jianjun called Li Dong immediately to apologize on behalf of his family. Another idea coincided with Li Dong's, that is, to solve the problem of witches and sages. These people should be arrested directly, for fear of causing unnecessary trouble.

It would be better to kill these people directly and knock them to death from the root. Gao Jianjun thought it was good after hearing this, and the commune cooperated with Li Dong.

"At most two days, these people can't hold it in."

"If you don't come out again, you won't have to come out in the future."

The training class for killing ghosts, Han Xiaohao, the eldest disciple, is extraordinary. He took more than ten or twenty disciples out on this day. It won’t take a few days for the entire commune primary school to learn how to kill ghosts. There are several masters of killing ghosts in a Zhuangzi.

How can the witch and the sage be together? Besides, Li Dong has spoken out, and he will teach other magic next.
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