Chapter 685 Don't make trouble, I don't want to be a feces brother(1/2)
"Damn."
Heizi is simply. One foot of dog shit is not enough. Now he has just started to fuck cow dung and one shoe is scrapped. What kind of farm is this? This is a cesspool theme farm.
"What's wrong with Kuroko?"
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned. What was the shock? Yu Siqi, who was not far away, was also stunned. This person was really feces and physically. "No, I have to call Boss Li."
Li Dong, who was blowing rapeseed, was a little confused when he received the call. "What's the matter, feces constitution?"
What Yu Siqi means? Li Dong didn't understand. Yu Siqi said to Li Dong just now. "It's impossible. The farm has been cleaned early in the morning?"
"Boss Li, I'll send you the video I just shot."
If Yu Siqi hadn't seen it with her own eyes, she had been in Hanjia Village for many days and would have often come back to the farm, but she would not have encountered such a thing.
"You send it here."
After Li Dong watched Yu Siqi's video, he was stunned. "There are such strange people in the world?"
"What's wrong?"
Li Dong carefully watched the video and flew over to the birds, as if they were raised by themselves, and some of them just fell on the tree, which looked like wild boys. "What's going on?"
"What's wrong with cow dung?"
The more Li Dong looked at it, the more wrong it was. Why did this seem to be done on purpose? Who would destroy his reputation in the farm? "No, no one can command the birds he raised. Is there really something strange about it?"
"What's the situation?"
Li Dong put down his tools and found Han Weishan.
"Awesome, I just saw it being tied up well."
"Look at this video."
"Boss, I'll go and have a look."
"OK."
When Han Weiguo arrived at the intersection, he saw that there was really a bull peak on the ground. The cow that should have been tied to the bottom was eating grass on the side of the road. What's going on? "Impossible." Han Weiguo also checked it, and the old bull would not get angry, so why did he come here?
Han Weiguo tied the cow back first, check it this time, no problem. "It's so weird."
"Cleaning the cow dung first."
When Han Weiguo was cleaning the cow dung, he found that there was a string of cow dung footprints on the ground. "Who is this? Why don't you look at the road? You can't even see such a big piece of cow dung."
After cleaning up the cow dung, Han Weiguo checked around him, there were also dog shit and bird shit. What happened at this intersection? There were no such things on normal times.
"Really?"
When Li Dong heard the good guy, was this really what Yu Siqi mentioned? It was really not easy for such a person to live. "It's so pitiful."
"Call Yu Siqi and ask, where is this person?"
You should be more polite in this way, and ask for a farm. Otherwise, if you make a good farm into a cesspool, it will be a fatal death.
"I'll go."
Heizi looked at the bird droppings on his body and no longer wanted to talk. What kind of farmhouse is like raining in the world. Who will play with this? Let's be stupid. "Heizi, the camera is gone."
"I'm damn."
Kuroko looked at the bird droppings on the camera and didn't want to talk at all.
"Brother Liu is so crooked."
Heizi felt that he would rather bypass the farm and raid behind the scenes. If it weren't for the 20,000 yuan, Heizi would have turned around and left. This farm is so weird. Bird steak falls from time to time, and walks two steps, either stepping on dog shit or cow dung.
It's really a ghost. The audience in the Kuroko live broadcast room didn't understand. Yu Siqi, who was not far away, was very happy to shoot. He really had such a strange physique in the world, and he met him. It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. "This video will definitely be very popular."
This is a strange thing. Yu Siqi endured the disgust and took pictures of this item. Then Li Dong called and Yu Siqi told Li Dong that he had arrived at the animal feeding ground behind the farm.
"Wow, alpaca."
"Hypers took more photos."
Kuroko was about to speak, but the alpaca saliva at Kuroko and sprayed two times in a row. Kuroko was stunned.
Puff
Yu Siqi couldn't help but be happy. This person is really weird. Heizi wanted to kill the alpaca. He spitted out when he saw him. "What kind of farm is this? No wonder no one came to the farm." Heizi had a cross over the farm in his heart, and he didn't plan to come again in his next life.
The live broadcast was interrupted again. There was no way, so I had to wash it. Heizi stared blankly at the snakes swimming in the water. It was not one or two, but a group of snakes, at least ten, and they all looked very scary.
The cobra, the pointed viper, and the black man was stunned and immediately reacted, sitting on the ground, regardless of the bird droppings on his butt. "Mom." He rolled and crawled, and this guy recognized the white-headed viper, which was the number one poisonous snake in China.
"Hmph."
After gasping for several breaths, Heizi looked back at the farm and felt that the farm was hell. How did Brother Liu escape? "No, what the hell is Brother Liu, this bastard, this place is so dangerous, so I'll come."
I won’t talk about bird droppings, cow dung, and dog shit. There are poisonous snakes everywhere. This is so scary. I buy my own life for 20,000 yuan, and this business is too loss.
"Hiko, how about it? Did you take a photo?"
"Liu Zhihu, your mother is playing with me, right? That place is where people go."
Kuroko is going crazy.
"What's going on?"
Liu Zhihu was confused.
Heizi told the matter all the time, and Liu Zhihu was stunned. "This is impossible."
"Did you take a photo?"
"I took a hammer and almost escaped."
Heizi is still in fear now, and he has no idea that he offended a Monkey Brother whom he cannot offend when he entered the farm. All of this was done by Monkey Brother.
"I would have been great if I took a photo. I don't believe I can't kill the broken farm."
"Heizi, go and take a photo, and I will add another five thousand to you." Liu Zhihu always felt that the bird droppings in his car were a bit strange. He heard Heizi say it, and he felt even more strange.
"I thank you, Brother Liu, I don't want to have money to make money and livelihood."
"Brother Suan, please come once."
Finally, he added some money. Heizi planned to buy some spray for snakes and insects, take a shower, and go to film again in the afternoon. Li Dong came out to find someone, but he didn't see him. "It's really you guys. Go, who is urinating or defecating anywhere, I'm watching you bake."
A few birds were chirping and making a fuss. They called Han Weiguo to come over to clean it up. The place was dirty. "Why is the laundry table so dirty too?"
"Hey, why did Xiaoying come here?"
Li Dong picked up his little eyes and brought some water. "Watch the door at home, don't run around, what should I do if I scare people?" After teasing his little eyes for a while, he sent them back to the yard. Li Dong called Yu Siqi again.
"The person is gone, that's fine."
Finally, I left. Tell me, who is not afraid of encountering such a guest, and the feces are so terrible. After watching the video, Li Dong didn't know what to say. This physique is comparable to Xiao Hao's animal nemesis, and it is all a strange person selected from thousands of people.
"You set the Great Sage's Gang Cannon, hand it over."
On the way back, I met the Great Sage. This guy took his harem and squatted on the tree. I don’t know what squeaked. Li Dong waved his hand and shouted to the Great Sage to come down, and confiscated the cannon from the Great Sage’s pocket. “Hey, why did an alpaca run out?”
Li Dong put the cannon into his pocket and held the alpaca. The alpaca obediently followed Li Dong and returned to the rear farm. "Would you like to put an alpaca on the mountain? The grass is quite big. As long as you train the alpaca well, you can not urinate or defecate anywhere."
"By the way, there are also little flowers."
Xiaohua is very smart. Now she has fixed defecation and animals are very worry-free when eating at home. "Hey, no, where does the dog shit come from?" Big blackheads should not be able to poop casually. Could it be that Dahuang and Erhuang?
"No."
Li Dong was wondering, the village dog came to pull him, and Li Dong muttered.
"Fortunately, that feces guy is gone."
Originally, Li Dong was planning to negotiate and ask the feces to be proud, and he turned around and thanked him for a gift. Unexpectedly, this person was quite kind, and he probably saw the sign of Li Dong's farm.
Although he has feces and physical condition, he is a good person. Li Dong thought of this and had no idea that his tall image was Heizi. He had just arrived at the hotel and was about to take a bath in the hotel three or five times. Yes, it was definitely not enough to do it once.
"Three times, at least three times."
He took a shower again and again, from morning to noon, and used a bottle of mouthwash. Heizi finally felt that he was not so stinky. "Go out for a meal."
"Buy something more."
When he arrived at the supermarket, Heizi bought a set of raincoats and rain boots, and then bought radioworm sprays, and the delivery was complete. "This can always be handled."
"No, no, I have to buy a gas mask."
If you don’t worry about ten thousand, just be afraid of one. If the feces fall into the angle of the feces too well, then he will definitely feel like he wants to die. "It seems not enough."
"Wear two layers of raincoats."
Heizi decided to make a decision that the rubber boots he bought were the thickest, and even wore a pair of thick gloves. It would be hotter if it was hotter. Safety first. Those poisonous snakes scared Heizi so much that his heart attacks came out.
At noon, Li Dong made cold skin here and waited for Guo Degang to learn how to make cold skin seasonings. Not to mention that the taste was really good. "Boss Li, this cold skin is really good, it tastes better than the ones sold outside."
“Eat more and make more.”
Sisters Dong Rui and Dong Xue praised.
"By the way, are there any new discoveries today?"
To be continued...