Chapter 175: Prison Disaster
"Old man, if you don't believe this, you'd better find someone else to fool you."
Although Guo Hai has a very fat face, he is actually cold and warm. The old man said something just now, and he was a little irritated. After saying a few words, he was less irritated. However, if he was asked to tell fortunes, he really didn't believe this. When Liu Crooker told people fortune-telling, he privately told Chen Ran that his godfather was just a trick of food and drink, and how could he go to tell fortunes to others now?
The old man has a lot of fortune telling. I don’t know how many words Guo Hai have heard. He didn’t care. He coughed lightly, pretended to be serious, and said with a smile: “I haven’t calculated for the little brother. How do you know if you believe it or not? Let’s try it or not? Let’s tell fortune first and then give money. After I’ll make sure you don’t believe it, I still feel that you don’t believe it, I… cough cough… I won’t accept any money.”
The old man said this sentence almost gritted his teeth, as if he had made great efforts to express it.
"Is it true or false?" Yang Long asked in surprise. Obviously, the old man's words scared him.
"It's really weird." Guo Hai glared at Yang Long with anger, then turned to look at the old man and curled his lips: "Old man, please, can you change the way you liars in the world are just saying the same thing, and your tricks are too naive."
Guo Hai has seen many tricks in Liu Cuzi. When Liu Cuzi tells people fortune-telling, if others don’t believe this, he will say this. As a result, the other party is thinking in order to take advantage of the situation, and in order to get a small advantage, he thinks to wait for you to tell me the fortune. Even if I believe it, I will say I don’t believe it. What can you do to me? But in fact, the other party not only believes it, but also obediently, and even begs to take out his pocket.
Guo Hai's words made the old man seem a little angry, as if Guo Hai's words insulted him. He pointed at Guo Hai and said angrily: "Little brother, this is your fault. I will tell you fortunes, but I kindly remind you, look at your Yin Tang's black eyes, your steps are empty, and you may be suffering from blood in the near future... Cough cough..."
Before the old man finished his words, he was interrupted by Guo Hai: "Stop! Stop! I said, "Old man, you have to see clearly. My buddy is not called Yin Tang's black hair, but his forehead is as bright as a mirror. Is this guy going to have good luck, do you know?"
"Haha, Dahai, are you still good at telling fortunes?" Yang Long laughed, and the others laughed.
After laughing, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile: "Old sir, are you testing your birth date or your horoscope?"
Seeing that Zhu Feng seemed to want to test a divination, the old man ignored Guo Hai, and quickly turned to look at Zhu Feng, and said with a smile: "Boss, do you want to test your birth date or your horoscope?"
He couldn't understand what he meant, that is, no matter what you want to test, I can test it.
Chen Ran looked at Zhu Feng with a little strangeness, wondering why Zhu Feng still believed in this trick. He didn't believe in things like fortune-telling. Although sometimes these wise warlocks seem to be very reasonable, in fact, they are just that trick.
"Then the old man, let's test it for me." Zhu Feng looked at the old man, his eyes narrowed into a slit.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say..." When the old man saw that he really came to business, he was so happy that he touched his dirty hands in his pocket for a long time and found a pen, but he couldn't find the paper. In the end, Zhu Feng's secretary handed Zhu Feng a piece of paper.
Zhu Feng wrote a word on the paper and handed it to the old man. Guo Hai and others also looked at the old man. Although Guo Hai and Chen Ran didn't believe it very much, they also wanted to know what the old man would say.
After the old man took the paper handed over by Zhu Feng, he immediately looked down with a smile, but when he saw the handwriting on it, his face suddenly changed.
"Old sir, what's the word "I" Zhu Feng blinked and said with a smile.
"It's very good, it's very good..." The old man smiled embarrassedly.
Seeing the old man like this, Guo Hai and Chen Ran were a little surprised. They hurriedly walked up and looked at the words written by Zhu Feng. They were slightly stunned when they saw it, and then they couldn't help laughing.
Zhu Feng’s writing this word is obviously just making things difficult for the old man.
Generally speaking, the so-called word measurement is actually a summary of experience and contains some wisdom and tricks, but if it is just this, it can only be said to be a shortcut!
The most important thing is to decompose the words.
Sometimes, when calculating characters, it is actually just a character that is disassembled, but now the character written by Zhu Feng cannot be disassembled at all, because the character written by Zhu Feng is a big "一" character.
Seeing the old man unable to say a word for a long time, Guo Hai and Yang Long couldn't help laughing.
The laughter of Guo Hai and Yang Long seemed to make the old man very angry. As if he had made a great determination, he coughed lightly and said seriously: "Since the boss wants to test this word, I will make an exception today and give this boss a good test, but... ahem, I just said that the fee is twenty, but now I have to charge fifty."
Originally, Chen Ran, Guo Hai and others thought the old man was going to tell something big, but suddenly the subject changed and a price increase came. It made people not believe in the old man's hexagrams. If it was really accurate, they would not care about the dozens of dollars.
"No problem." Zhu Feng nodded with a smile: "As long as you satisfy me, don't say fifty, it's okay no matter how high it is."
Zhu Feng's words made the old man feel a little regretful. He opened his mouth, as if he was about to increase the price again, but in the end he closed his mouth with regret, coughed twice, looked at Zhu Feng's face and said, "Boss, listen well, now I will test this word for you. Look, one word is the last stroke of the new word, and coincidentally it is the first stroke of the word death. If you connect it, it is between the line of life and death. Do you dare to ask the boss if he wants to test his own life and life?"
When Zhu Feng heard the old man's words, his squinting eyes seemed to be stunned for a moment.
"Are you obviously taking a shortcut?" Yang Long felt that what the old man said made sense, but Guo Hai sneered at the old man's words.
The old man looked at Guo Hai, stroked his beard lightly, and smiled indifferently: "Little brother, divination is a trick. Whether you say you are taking advantage of the situation or fooling you, we know whether it is accurate."
The old man said this, and Guo Hai really had nothing to say.
"Old sir, I will write another word, please help me test it. I just wrote this word to make things difficult for you, so it is not accurate..." At this time, Zhu Feng suddenly said with a smile again.
The old man smiled slightly: "The reason is caused by the heart. Even if you rewrite it, it will definitely be the same result."
Zhu Feng didn't say much. This time, he did not write the words on the paper, but picked up a small stone on the ground and drew a stroke on the ground. When Chen Ran, Guo Hai and the others saw that the word "one".
"Old sir, please make a prediction for me now." Zhu Feng stood up after making a stroke on the ground, still looking at the old man with a smile, and the others also turned their attention to the old man.
The old man took off his sunglasses and looked down at the unique character "one" on the ground. After seeing it, he raised his head and looked at the direction pointed at both ends of the character "one"...
"Is this boss still going to test the good or bad sign?" At this point, the old man pointed to the horizontal line on the ground, nodded and said, "As the saying goes, the earth is earth, and the horizontal line on the earth is king. The good or bad sign of the boss should be above the word "king."
Zhu Feng was slightly shocked, but he instantly returned to his calmness and asked with a smile: "Can you be more specific?"
"Old man, I am just a fortune teller, not a god. I can find the secrets of heaven, but I can't know the secrets of heaven." The old man shook his head like a rattle.
The old man didn't answer Zhu Feng, and Zhu Feng seemed a little disappointed. Seeing this scene, Guo Hai couldn't help but joke: "I said Brother Zhu, you don't really believe what he said, right? I think he was just a blind cat who bumped into a dead mouse. You are too... too..."
Speaking of this, Guo Hai suddenly smiled and said to the old man: "Old man, you can test it for me too. I will test this word too. If it is accurate, I will accept you."
Guo Hai wanted to pass the paper and pen, and wrote a word too much and handed it to the old man.
The old man stroked his beard gently and waved his hands with a smile: "Give money first and then tell fortunes."
"Damn!" Guo Hai immediately swears, Yang Long laughed, and Zhu Feng asked his secretary to ask for a 100-yuan note and handed it to the old man.
"Little brother, what aspect do you want to test?" After collecting the money, the old man became kind to Guo Hai and asked happily.
Guo Hai thought for a while, looked at Chen Ran, and then spoke: "You can test it directly, and what you measure is what you will find."
"That's it..." The old man lowered his head and looked at the word "Tai" carefully, and then pondered: "This word "Tai" was tested by the little brother for others. From a literal perspective, this person's life is extremely precious. If you remove a little of the word "Tai" and become a big character. If you add a horizontal line, it will become heaven. However, this heaven has two meanings. One is that this person is far away from the sky and is close to you. I wonder if what I said is right?"
The old man asked Guo Hai, but Chen Ran was looking at him.
Guo Hai was stunned and looked at the old man in surprise. He just chose to test Chen Ran's words because he didn't want the old man to take advantage of the loophole, but he didn't expect the old man to say it out in one word.
Chen Ran was also stunned. Unexpectedly, Guo Hai's word was tested for him. The old man's words made him feel a little funny. In his impression, as long as it was not a bad hexagram, it seemed that the fortune teller was extremely noble. If it were someone else, he might believe it, but if it was used on himself, he would not believe it.
The old man didn't wait for Guo Hai to answer, and then said, "The word "tian" has another meaning. If the word "tian" is added, it is heaven, but it requires a horizontal line. In other words, this person is not as good as heaven, and there is still a horizontal line on his head. When can this horizontal line be added, it depends on fate. Maybe it will not be added in a lifetime, and maybe it will be added soon. However, it is hard to say whether this person can still reach the step of adding a horizontal line. Because little brother, you are too sloppy, and remove the point below. This big character is like a word "earth", which is hard to get away from the hot land. This means that this person is not in a good state. If you go down, add this point, it will be even worse. Because the point of the little brother is a bit too long. With this point, the word "tai" is like a word "wood", and three wood is torture instruments, which means that this person will be in prison in the near future..."
"Damn!" The old man was about to continue talking, but Guo Hai couldn't listen anymore. He stared at the old man and said fiercely: "I said old man, what are you talking nonsense? You will be in prison. My god, my buddy just made a fortune and is lucky. I think you are just a liar who is mixed..."
While Guo Hai was talking, he pulled Chen Ran away. While walking, he quickly told Chen Ran that the old man was just talking nonsense. Don’t believe him. He pulled Chen Ran away and turned around to greet Yang Long and Zhu Feng.
Chen Ran looked back and found that the old man was still standing there, not knowing what he was muttering, and he didn't care. Of course, he wouldn't care even more about the old man's words.
Originally, Yang Long wanted the old man to test it for him, but now he could only catch up.
When Zhu Feng caught up with them, he said to Chen Ran with a smile: "Brother Chen, you see that you have made a fortune just now. Do you want us to be corrupt tonight..."
"Brother Zhu is right. Xiaoran is a millionaire now. We must kill him well." Guo Hai was relieved when he saw that Chen Ran did not believe the old man's words, and smiled and echoed Zhu Feng.
"Yes, yes, tsk, millionaire, I really can't imagine it. No matter how much wood is, I want to treat you."
Yang Long also started yelling.
"Okay, no problem. I'll treat you tonight. Everyone eats and drinks whatever they want. Anyway, you all have a share of 10,000 here, so you are not afraid of spending it all..."
Chen Ran agreed without thinking, but the words followed were stunned by everyone, and they screamed in dissatisfaction, and then a group of people rushed towards the hotel in a mighty manner.
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