Chapter 27 Blow up the gas station
(Hey, Xiaoxing is back... That's what... I'm sorry for the break before. Please give me some advice in the future. So, the restricted lord is on the shelves. I hope everyone can support it. This book is really good!)
"Is this a motorcycle?"
"It's a motorcycle monster, not a motorcycle! You can call me a motorcycle master!" The motorcycle raised his head and looked extremely noble.
"What? Are you a monster too?" Alang stared at the motorcycle in front of him, feeling that his entire worldview had been subverted.
He has seen people turn into ghosts, fox turn into monsters, and even seen a rabbit speaks human words, but he has never seen a motorcycle turn into a monster!
This is obviously incredible!
"Of course, the old car is an authentic monster!" The motorcycle still looked so noble, and even there was a sense of disdain that I didn't care about this country bumpkin!
"But why are you all different from other monsters?" Fox demon Aling looked at the motorcycle and asked curiously.
"Damn, as a monster with artistic style, I have never taken the ordinary path!" I still had such a disdainful voice.
"But……"
"What's the matter? I said, your hair is long and your knowledge is short? And you, with a human body, don't you have a head? Have you ever seen such a handsome motorcycle monster?" The motorcycle began to get a little impatient, and always felt that talking to these country bumpkins was insulting its identity, so it turned around and ignored these guys.
"Uh, why do motorcycles have wings? This is unscientific!" Su Xiaomeng stared at the steel wings on both sides of the motorcycle and asked hesitantly.
"I've said that I'm a motorcycle monster who doesn't walk on the ordinary road. Of course it's normal to have wings or something! Countryside. Don't ask again, okay?"
"Oh, let's just be considered a motorcycle, well... A Ling, I think this monster may be a male."
"Public? Why?"
"Look at this exhaust pipe, it's so thick. It's emitting strange things, um...it's very much like a man's one, um, that one..." Su Xiaomeng suddenly turned red, feeling that it was a bit unelegant for a girl to say these things.
"Damn, I warn you not to touch my exhaust pipe again, otherwise I will get mad!"
In the midst of a hustle and noisy, an electric car monster who had evolved into a motorcycle roared angrily, shining the two girls and one wolf monster with a rather unfriendly light.
Obviously, it didn't get along well with these three monsters. It even wanted to find a place to seriously question why Boss found such three weird guys!
"Motorcycle monster...what, what about that, why don't you take the three of us to fly in the sky?" Alang looked at the sky, a little obsessed, especially the bright moon in the sky.
"Damn, I am a noble motorcycle master. How could I take you three little ghosts to fly? Go!"
"Then what? Can a pound of gasoline be fine?"
"One pound of gasoline? Your sister, how could I be a monster who bowed for five dou of rice? Get out!" The entire body of the motorcycle trembled slightly and then returned to peace.
"Then, one hundred kilograms..." the wolf demon asked carefully again.
"One hundred pounds... cough. cough, I'm really not such a monster... I'm not going to discuss this." The motorcycle's body trembled again!
"The entire gas station..."
"Damn, come up. I'm a little tired recently, so I can only take you three rural guys who have never seen the world to see the vastness of the sky!"
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"It is reported that the largest gas station in Yanjing suddenly caught fire last night. Thirty thousand tons of gasoline disappeared. It is said that many witnesses saw the situation that night. Let's interview the vegetable seller next to the gas station. Hello, uncle. Have you seen the cause of the accident yesterday?"
"Yes, it's so scary. With a bang, grandma, it's gone. That fire is so big!"
"Cough, cough, uncle, do you think you know the reason for the fire?"
"Oh, yes, yes, I tell you, don't think I haven't been to school for a few days, but my food is quite authentic..."
"Uncle, we said the fire last night!"
"Oh, yes, last night, when there was a moon, I sold a lot of dishes and went home. My dish wasn't something I blew, so I definitely didn't use pesticides!"
"Uncle!"
"Yes! It's a motorcycle. I saw a winged motorcycle rushing towards the gas station with strange sparks and shouting at me, and then the gas station caught fire! That's right, I want to say, the dishes I piled at home almost cooked, that's pure natural and pollution-free cabbage, that's what..."
"Cut off, cut off, don't broadcast this..."
“It’s live broadcast now…”
"Shut off!"
With a pleasant sound of music coming, the well-played news suddenly turned into an advertisement...
this……
A motorcycle with wings?
Could it be...
In the past, Ning Bufan had no interest in these gossip news, but this morning Ning Bufan was stunned when he heard this news inadvertently. Then he walked out of the house and stared at the lazy motorcycle that was emitting a strong smell of gasoline to bask in the sun.
He could 100% confirm that the winged motorcycle was the master beside him!
"Boss, what are the instructions?" It seemed that Ning Bufan's eyes were a little weird, which made it unconsciously think of some evil scenes. The motorcycle immediately stood up and the exhaust pipe trembled slightly.
"No, I want to ask, where did you go yesterday?" Ning Bufan asked in a quiet voice.
"Yesterday? Yesterday I was bored and I walked around casually, haha..." The motorcycle smiled a little guiltyly, and the lights flashed with strange lights.
"Oh, I just stroll around. So that's it. Didn't you do anything earth-shaking?" Ning Bufan sneered.
"Yes, don't worry, I will never cause any trouble. Laoche, I am a good monster!"
“Is the gas station good?”
"Okay, that's quite good. I still feel unsatisfied after drinking it all, so I brought a lot of them. I prepared..."
"Prepare?"
"Prepare……"
Looking at Ning Bufan's slightly solemn expression in the gloomy face, the motorcycle's exhaust pipe trembled again, lowering his handle slightly, as if he was thrusting his head...
"Did you know everything?"
"Not only I know, but I can't do it well and the whole capital will know."
"Uh...I'm so famous? I'm very low-key..."
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On the afternoon of the second day after the building incident, Su Qianqian, who had been in a coma for two days, woke up quietly.
After waking up, she felt that she had a long dream and dreamed of something strange. But she couldn't remember what it was.
"You woke up?"
"What happened? Where is this?" When Su Qianqian saw Ning Bufan for the first time, her pretty face turned red unconsciously, and even she herself didn't know why she was red. Then she looked around and found that the surroundings looked extremely strange.
“This is Jiayu Building.”
"Jiayu Building? Where is it?"
"Well, in the suburbs of Yanjing."
"Oh, I seem to remember that I was asked by Xiaomeng to have coffee, and then, after drinking something, I didn't know what happened." Su Qianqian instinctively felt that something must have happened, but she could not think of anything after thinking about it hard.
Her mind was terriblely blank, as if the memory that followed was closed by something.
The only difference is that she suddenly felt that she didn't want to leave Ning Bufan for a moment.
Ning Bufan felt an indescribable sense of security.
"Actually nothing happened, it's just that you fainted. Maybe it's because of anemia, girls are always anemia."
anemia?
"Anemia? Brother Fan, don't be so lustful..." When Su Qianqian thought of these two words, she remembered that girls would come once a month, and her face turned redder, then lowered her head and murmured softly on her lips.
"Uh? Sex?" Ning Bufan was unable to touch his head, and he really couldn't understand why anemia was related to sex...
"Brother Fan, why am I here?" Su Qianqian asked again after being silent for a long time.
"Uh... Su Xiaomeng's friend is in this building. Her friend is a doctor, so I'll bring you here."
"doctor?"
Chapter completed!