The elves' eyes grow on the top of their heads because they have the capital of pride. What about you? The eyes grow on the anus because you suffer from hemorrhoids that cannot be cured?————Li Mo said.

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Beast! In the early morning, Lao Li, who was standing at the gate of the Natural Temple in Roland City, cursed the purple-haired elf girl last night.

She had never offended her, but she kept looking at herself with her nostrils and ignored her. If she hadn't seen the little white dragon summoned by her "Astral Summoning Technique" later - because it was always "gulu", now Lao Li named her "Gulhulu", she probably wouldn't have brought herself back to the elf city, Roland City, located deep in the Wisteria Forest.

Last night, the three elves Black Panther Knights found Lao Li and Sanoyas on the Flower Language Grassland with their superb tracking skills.

Only then did Old Li know that Sanoyas was the saint of the Temple of Nature, but in the eyes of Lao Li, the new arrival old hooligan, the saint is not important.

What’s important is that no one was willing to take him on a black panther last night. It was not until the last time that the purple-haired girl gave Lao Li a black panther with a reluctant look on her face, and the other four elves were one, and they rushed back to Roland City overnight.

Old Li can't ride a black panther at all, even though he has ridden motorcycles, bicycles, or even girls on weekdays... but he has never ridden a ferocious large animal like Black Panther.

The black panther alone was about two meters tall when he was on all fours, which made Li Mo feel a chill in his heart. Looking at the blood-red eyes and extremely sharp claws and teeth, Li Mo felt that he was not enough to stuff his teeth into others! Plus the wheels were not enough!

Fortunately, the Black Panther was not very beastly on the way. Although it was very bumpy along the way, Li Mo, who was sitting on the Black Panther, felt that the black panther was extremely comfortable to ride, just like sitting on the luxurious sofa in the dean's office on earth.

After arriving at Roland City, Li Mo was about to say thank you to the purple-haired girl, but who knew that the incident had suddenly popped up. The girl whistled at the black panther without raising her head. The black panther who heard the whistle ran out directly towards the forest outside the city - causing Lao Li, who was still sitting foolishly on the black panther, to be thrown to the ground.

Until this time, Li Mo was still angry about the slut that might have been smashed into eight cloves of garlic.

Liely followed the purple-haired girl and Sanoyas to the door of the Natural Temple. Li Mo was sunk outside the door like a salted fish. If Sanoyas hadn't given him an encouragement look at him before entering the door, Li Mo would have left long ago!

"Girl, when I get the chance, I will let you taste this kind of taste too." Old Li stroked his buttocks like a stroking person, muttering viciously.

The mood of the wheel was completely different from that of Li Mo. Along the way, it kept looking at the scenery everywhere. As long as it was happy, it would gently tap Li Mo's head with its tail. If Lao Li resisted a few words in his mouth, what greeted him was the water arrows sprayed out by the wheel. The wheel's fierce move made Li Mo feel weak at all.

After arriving at Roland City, the tree houses that grew naturally from huge trees aroused the curiosity of wheels, and their little heads kept swaying left and right on Li Mo's head, as if they could not see enough of these strange buildings.

Feeling the wheels shaking on his head, Old Li muttered angrily: "Shake, shake! It's best that everyone thinks you are a rattlesnake!"

A water arrow fell from the sky...

Old Li wiped his face with a numb expression.

It was already bright, and the magical illumination stone in Roland City had automatically extinguished the moment the sun rose. The magic broom flying all over the streets were automatically sweeping the already spotless streets, which made Li Mo look at them too. Damn, if anyone saw this scene on earth, he would definitely think he would encounter a supernatural event. The timid one would probably be shocked directly.

A large group of unknown birds flew from a distance and landed on the trees in Roland City. They spread their voices and sang the bird songs that Lao Li sounded a little harsh now.

While digging his booze, Li Mo looked at the birds with fierce eyes and shouted, "Dear Birds, I'll be going to dig all your bird nests one day!

The Temple of Nature is the only building made of stones in Roland City, with a rich retro style. The tall stone door is like a giant mahjong plaque. If it is fully opened, it seems that it can accommodate twenty black panther mounts in and out at the same time. The dense stone steps extend down from the stone door. The bored Old Li began to lower his head and count the steps to pass the time that makes him feel so painful.

Damn, how did I limp up so many steps? The old hooligan suddenly sighed in his heart that the potential contained in the human body was indeed infinite - he, a big man who was injured in anus, climbed up such a high step and didn't even breathe.

Gradually, some elves walked out of their homes appeared on the street. They were all wearing brightly colored floor-drawing robes, and coiled up their hair high to reveal the unique ears of their elves.

From a distance, they saw a strange man standing at the top of the temple steps - the strange man was wearing a sack on his upper body, an ugly tumor on his face, and a strange white snake on his head.

"The God of Nature is above, what kind of creature is that?"

"Have you seen it before? That's the werewolf on the Huayu Grassland."

"Speak nonsense, it is obviously a bandit from the source of the bandits! Look at his waist, there are the bandits' signature scimitars!"

"May the God of Nature forgive this poor sinner!"

"Where are the bandits pitiful?"

"Isn't he pitiful enough when he looks like this? You cruel guy!"

"Oh my God! You are right. You are so ugly. It's so pitiful. The great and omnipotent God of Nature. Please forgive his sins!"

When these elves speak, both men and women, as beautiful as singing. Of course, they are just beautiful syllables.

Lao Li now felt that his lungs were about to be furious by these elves who spoke like singing songs! Why did he become a werewolf and a bandit in their eyes? Is it just because of two scimitars and a sack? And these elves gave Lao Li the feeling that they looked like a bunch of bad people. Li Mo, who was so distressed, quickly concluded in his heart that the purple-haired girl was definitely not an elf. She was probably a demon wearing an elf's skin, otherwise why would she just hang herself here without even finding a suitable set of clothes for herself and drying salted fish?

Seeing more and more elves standing under the steps and pointing around him, Li Mo let out a strange cry on the sky, pulling the attention of the elves who are commenting on him back to him.

Seeing that he had successfully attracted the attention of the elves, Li Mo suddenly squatted on the ground and kept tapping his chest muscles with both hands - this guy actually pretended to be a gorilla. The wheels on his head were not willing to be lonely and screamed in a "gurgling" voice.

"Oh my God! Look, what's wrong with this guy?"

"I don't know, but he looks so cruel."

"That's it! That's it! But why did he suddenly become so cruel? In my opinion, he seems to be self-abuse! Listen, he knocked his chest so loudly!"

"It must be the punishment of the God of Nature. Only the omnipotent God of Nature will allow these sinful people to atone for their sins by self-harm."

"O kind God of Nature, please forgive this ugly sinner!"

Li Mo's eyes were moist.

"What are you doing?" The purple-haired girl walked out of the temple at some point and said to the elf under the steps with a fierce look on her face: "This guy is a human wizard, not a bandit, nor a werewolf. You should disperse, today's week is postponed until the afternoon, so don't get stuck on the road now." Obviously she had heard the tribe members' comments on Lao Li before.

The temple square, which was as noisy as if it was a vegetable market, was silent by the words of the purple-haired girl after she appeared. The crowd disappeared in the blink of an eye, as if it had never appeared before. Old Li, who was surprised, kept blinking his eyes.

The wheel lying on Li Mo's head was also startled by the group of elves that suddenly disappeared. While blinking his big watery eyes, he twisted his little head around, as if looking for a place where the elves hide.

Li Mo was still squatting on the ground, and was about to knock on his chest, and his hands were parked on his chest, tilting his mouth and squinting at the purple-haired girl.

The purple-haired girl looked at Lao Li with a look of no sense of color, as if in her eyes, Lao Li was not even a piece of shit, at best it was a piece of colorless and odorless air.

Lao Li is sure that the purple-haired girl definitely treats herself as air.

After a while, the purple-haired girl might be tired of seeing it and said to Lao Li: "The high priest is waiting for you inside, go in with me."

Old Li immediately changed his face to the general who had won a battle and returned triumphantly. He stared at the purple-haired girl with the look of looking at the prisoner. There was a hint of a lonely sneer on the corner of his mouth, and walked towards the gate of the temple without saying a word.

The purple-haired girl stood there and looked at Lao Li motionlessly. For the first time, she finally had emotions in her eyes - even if she was just curiosity and confusion.

Seeing that the emotional fluctuations unique to smart creatures finally appeared in her eyes, Lao Li felt that he had won another game in his heart, and instead looked down at the purple-haired girl with a higher morale and a more arrogant expression. Lao Li felt that he was looking down at her, even if he was looking down on his heart!

While looking down at the purple-haired girl, Lao Li walked towards the door. Just when Lao Li felt that he had surpassed the purple-haired girl in spirit and should be very close to the door, Lao Li turned his head casually and walked towards the position of the already open door that he had presumed in his heart. However, the tragedy happened at this moment - "bang", Lao Li bumped into the giant mahjong-like stone door.

The frightened wheel flew up while screaming with a strange cry, and spitting water arrows at Old Li who was lying on the ground rubbing his head.

Seeing Lao Li's embarrassment, the purple-haired girl burst out laughing, and then tried hard to calm the smile on her face that had not yet fully bloomed.

Li Mo, who was lying on the ground, wiped the water stains on his face and burst into tears.

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