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736 Jokes

"My cousin!! You! You actually lied to me!"

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense. When did I cheat someone?"

"You said Commissioner Su is on the road to victory!"

"Did Commissioner Su win?"

"He surrendered to the rebels, he was ruthless, he was following the thief, he followed the law..."

"Cousin..."

The decent Wuzhou people were armed with their fellow villagers, and then said politely, "Don't get so angry. Commander Gou of the Rongzhou War Zone also said that he would hold a military commendation meeting. You know me, and you will get it together for me. I recommended you at that time. The general representative of the advanced representative of the "Yangmei River" army!"

"Hello... um um um um um um um um um um um!"

"Civilized terms, civilized terms..."

Covering the hometown’s mouth, the decent Wuzhou people smiled, “Now, Guangzhou guys don’t act as policemen. From now on, this is Guangxi. I’ll do it for you. Will you do it?"

"I'm so cool... um um um um um um um um um um um um!"

"The head of the 'Yangmeihe Township'! Dozens of villages are under your control, but you can't act as a domineering person."

"I...really?"

I was moved by it.

The main reason is that there is nothing to lose. Wuzhou people came to collect grain. This trip was given to money, which surprised the villagers.

There are also pickles, mainly grapefruit peels, what is the most local one?

Pomelo.

There are grapefruits everywhere in the mountains, and every household is grapefruits, oranges, or mangoes, etc.

Pickles are not worth much, but Wuzhou people still give money, which makes the villagers very happy. The local people have seen such government collect grain for the first time, which is much better than the daily collection.

It's just that the direction is wrong.

I thought it was the "Imperial Army" who wanted to suppress the bandits, but his mother's "bandit army" rebelled?

Moreover, Xindao County was beaten down. Aren’t the common people of the “Yangmei River” in Puning County just “accomplices”?

"Hi..."

After all, I couldn't help but let out a local witty comment.

But after calming down, the villagers were both happy and happy. After going back, they looked at the certificate and found that it was clearly the "Working People" Party, and there was no trace of the empire.

The fellow villager who was scratching his head squirted with the old woman at home for an afternoon and one night. He didn't sleep the next day, so he thought about something. Wuzhou guy is so obedient? He didn't think about getting some money?

Being a village chief is a matter of making money.

But the villagers thought that there must be something here, and it’s right, this “bandit army” is actually really good. She didn’t rob or something when she passed by, but just said hello to show harmlessness.

So the villagers thought that they would embezzle when they came up, which would definitely not work. The Wuzhou man said he could not act arrogantly, but the details were not clear. He also had to inquire about what rules and systems it was for the "imperial grain" to change the party.

What if I get shot after eating a melon?

This is also impossible.

Be careful of sailing for ten thousand years, so the fellow villager gritted his teeth, carried some money, and brought some salted chicken and salted fish, as well as the local mountainous areas, so he went to the county town.

He didn't look for a "court". Now he saw a cousin in Wuzhou. He was a man in his forties and did not do personnel and came to deceive an old man like him.

Although he was illiterate, he knew Luoyang Mandarin, mixed with dialect, touched the certificate, and gestured with his hands and feet, which finally made the guards stationed outside Puning County understand.

If you want to say that these guards are wearing average clothes, they are not as good as him.

But this spirit is very good.

The young man in "Yangmei River" is incomparable to them.

And I was very kind, and I gave me a bowl of water to drink, which was clean water.

I finally arrived in the city with my fellow villagers.

The township has been to the county government building in Puning County, and it is majestic and grand. The palace should be at this level.

He thought, the dog leader should be living there.

On the way, he asked the guard curiously: "Taiwei, your regiment commander is fine, why should you call a dog?"

"Dog? Leader?"

"Our group leader is a dog with the word "cao"... no, Gou."

"Grass Dog?"

The hometown boss was shocked, "Is it a god dog?"

"It's not a dog, the words are different, it's not a dog that is a pig or a dog."

"So that's it! Sin..."

The villager was shocked and quickly knelt down to the guards: "Grandmaster, please spare me, the villain will never be able to offend the power of heaven..."

The words were like lines on the stage, which scared the guards.

This is so amazing, why did you suddenly kneel down?!

The little soldier thought that after the troops entered the city, he would make repeated attempts and not harass the masses.

Now in public, on this Zhuque Street, a local ordinary person in his fifties suddenly knelt down for him.

Here... is there something ulterior motive?!

When the little soldier was anxious, he actually knelt down to the fellow villagers.

The picket team wearing red armbands was patrolling. When they arrived at Zhuque Street in Puning County, they saw a soldier and a commoner kowtowing to each other.

What is this doing?!

"What's going on!!"

The picket went up to ask, and saw that the old man looked old and had a "dirty face" and probably was a seventy-eighty-year-old man, so he shouted, "Which part of you are from? Where are your squad leader?!"

"I didn't bully anyone. It was him, it was him. He suddenly knelt down and said that he had no intention of offending the power of heaven. When I was anxious, I thought I had bullied him, so I knelt down for him. I..."

"Okay!"

If you ask a few questions, you will understand the causes and consequences.

The picket was speechless and said to the little warrior: "What are you anxious about in this kind of thing? When you have a meeting, you always emphasize that you must be patient and patient. You are going to your left ear and your right ear more often."

“…”

The little soldier lowered his head, was stunned for a moment, and made a very embarrassing behavior. Looking back now, he wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl in.

The comrades who followed him laughed and had no intention of restraining them at all.

My comrades are so embarrassed, so they must unite and laugh at each other, and they cannot only limit their happiness to a moment.

The villagers were very nervous at first, and when they pricked up their ears and listened, although they didn't understand them very much, they also understood them in a scattered manner. It turned out that they would not cure him. That was great.

Afterwards, a clerk from the regiment headquarters came over and led his fellow villagers to the regiment headquarters.

It was just a few twists and turns, but it was not in the city, but outside the East City.

There are feed warehouses and parking lots that are popular in logistics, and are filled with various carts, saddles and other things. There is also a stinking smell of horse manure in the air.

"The leader lives here?"

"My fellow villager, this is the League headquarters, we all live here."

"That's not as good as my home..."

The fellow villagers looked proud and then became happy again. Then they hurriedly took out the certificate in their arms, wiped it with their hands, and wiped it. They were afraid that they would be seen before, but at this time, they were afraid that no one would see it.
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