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144 Wang Sanshu and the "God News"

Uncle Wang San was determined to attack his eleventh nephew. Wang Jiao did not intend to stop him, so why should he be a villain?

He is not familiar with the eldest brother Wang Zongyan.

After finalizing the purpose of the newspaper and magazine, he had to give the newspaper and magazine a name. When the kingdom was queuing up to apply for a license, Wang Jiao gave Wang San Uncle Wang several names for him to choose.

They are all good names, such as "Ta Kung Pao", "Da Zhong Pao" and "Da Zhong Pao"... In short, one word: big!

If it is not big, how can it show the atmosphere of the Emperor, Tang and Heavenly Dynasty?!

As a result, they were rejected by Wang Sanshu. The "Grand Duke" was too high. The Lu Zhongwu Army in Chengdu wanted to find the Emperor to order Kaiyuan Tongbao Flowers. If they could still be named Duke and Marquis or something, it would be better.

"Volkswagen" is too ordinary, not high-end at all, and it doesn't feel very high-end. Uncle Wang San thought, let's leave this name for others.

"Dazhong" is so unlucky. He is a eunuch. When Wang Jiao heard it, he was stunned.

Why is Dazhong the name of the eunuch?!

Then I realized that there was a Turkic eunuch named Shi Dazhong before Emperor Zhenguan...

Damn!

Finally, after thinking about it, Wang Jiao felt that Lu Zhongwu Army in Chengdu had been hanging around in Shu for many years, and it was very difficult to walk, so he prepared names such as "The Road to Walk" and "The Road to Shu" for Uncle Wang San, which sounded full of style, very profound, and high-end.

When you are boasting, you can completely cure Li Taibai's "The Road to Shu is difficult, and it is harder than going to the sky", and then expand to tell stories, and directly defeat Chengdu Lu Zhongwu Army into the world's best rebel army. If this is not allowed to make dementia and literary women feel so happy, there will be a ghost!

These names made Uncle Wang San's energetic, especially after hearing the saying "The road to Shu is difficult, it is harder than going to the sky", he was so energetic that he couldn't stop smiling. After applauding, he confirmed the name of the newspaper.

"God's Revenge"!

If Wang Zhong hadn't been the elder, Wang Jiao would have almost taken out his hand gun and gave it to him.

Uncle Wang San said that this newspaper was to send Wang Zongyan to the West!

Very good, meaningful, and targeted.

Uncle Wang San is awesome!

It's really awesome. The "Shangtian Daily" was created, with no editors, no writers, no small workers, no agency printing workshops, and in short, nothing is there.

Then Uncle Wang San sent 50,000 yuan and a bunch of local specialties to Wang Jiao, and asked him to send him whatever he wanted. After using it, he would say hello to Lu Zhongwu Jun in Chengdu.

In short, the only thing Uncle Wang did for "Shangtianbao" was probably to print the business card of the president of "Shangtianbao".

The editor-in-chief of "Shangtian Daily" is Miss Jin Feishan, and the business card has also been printed.

This made Jin Feishan so happy. He always felt that he had become a cultural person all of a sudden and was awesome.

"Officials~~It's a good time to open a business, and I'll choose a good day, and the little girl will also be a host of Haha~~"

"I'm a damn figure, where is Uncle Wang San?"

During the days when he was waiting for the big exam, Wang Jiao originally planned to relax, but in order to get the "Shangtian Newspaper", he rarely became busy.

The main thing is to contact a few graduates, let them come to the "Shangtian Daily" to write some garbage, and throw out a few stories and memos, so that they can play freely.

Anyway, just like this shabby newspaper, it is impossible to become bigger and stronger.

"The Heavenly Newspaper" is just about this name, and few people are willing to read it. After reading it, they go to heaven. How unlucky it is.

"Where can I go to the third uncle? I must be playing mahjong again~~"

"Damn he still plays mahjong? I'm so busy like a dog. He, the president of the newspaper, is going to play mahjong?"

"Officials~~ don't be angry, don't be angry."

Jin Feishan smiled and raised his hand to touch Wang Jiao's chest and breathe. He said sweetly while touching, "Uncle San has nothing to do now. I can't let him, an old man, go to the dock to do his job."

"Then you can't play mahjong."

"For entertainment, I'm all old friends in the world. They play cards, drink tea, and burn smoke. I've just found out about all aspects of the world? Don't worry, the official, this newspaper has become an official, but if it doesn't work, it's just a god's will. Don't you lose your anger~~"

As he said that, Jin Feishan pouted and kissed Wang Jiao on the cheek, printed a lip print, and then pointed at his red lips, "See, what do you think of a newly bought lipstick? It's bright red, so bright."

Just as he was about to wipe his face, Wang Jiao was stunned, "Sister, you don't have money, where can you buy lipstick?"

"There is not a box in the office. I am now the editor-in-chief. I always want to get a lot of money when I see it. So I opened it and read it. Hi, there are so many tickets, I took one and looked at it. I saw if it was fake~~"

“…”

Wang Jiao had an ominous premonition and said with a dark face, "Then what? Is it true or false?"

"How could I know, so I went to the 'Amway Department Store'. Wow, I don't know if I don't go. It's worthy of being a three hundred-year-old store. It's so big that I can open a money..."

“…”

Classmate Wang, who was already full of anger, was angry at that time, wondering if your Chengdu Lu Zhongwu Army had all the evil spirits.

With a snap, soon, classmate Wang raised his hand and slapped Xiao Jinjin on the butt, then dragged it to the office to educate him well.

In an easy-to-understand manner, she presented the facts and reasoned with Editor-in-Chief Jin. Editor-in-Chief Jin also reflected on her mistakes deeply and carefully reviewed her faults. She also admitted that she stole the money first and would never make such a clever again in the future!

"Oh……"

Teaching people is also a physical job. After all, it is quite tempting. At the same time, you must point out where the mistakes are and what the shortcomings are. Of course, if you have strengths, you must also praise them; if you have strengths, you must also like them.

In short, Emperor Zhenguan said something very well. Taking history as a guide, you can know the rise and fall; using people as a guide, you can feel good...

There was still a little page left in the first issue of "Shangtian Daily", so Wang Jiao asked Uncle Wang San if he had any ideas, and if he had one, he could get it up.

Uncle Wang San thought that he had no idea, but he could ask his card readers, if there was a dirty joke, he would get it on.

This made Wang Jiao feel very hurt. He thought that the newspaper was rotten like this bird. You still made some dirty jokes. How many pictures can this be sold?

As a result, there were no dirty jokes, but there were a lot of messy codes. Wang Jiao didn't understand what this was. Uncle Wang San said it was a code for a card game place. It was troublesome to remember it. Some people had to go to the teahouse to take a look. Now it was printed in the newspaper and you could see it by flipping it a few times, which would save you from running away.

Wang Jiaoxin said that just this "Shangtian Daily" can there be a few special subscriptions?

In the first issue, 888 copies were printed casually, for good luck, and it would be easier to keep as a souvenir if you can't sell it.

Besides, after all, there is a debut work of "Jade Us", and Wang thought that even if he couldn't sell it, he would be a brand name after collecting it for auction in the future.

However, I never expected it to be out of stock.

"What the hell?"

Eight hundred and eighty-eight copies are not enough?!

No? Something must be wrong!

Could it be that the article "Yuyi" is written too well and too combatively, which makes the royalists hidden in Killing Longgang scream?

Unfortunately, Wang Jiao finally found out that this matter had nothing to do with him at all.

All those who bought "Shangtianbao" came to the corner for the string of "codes".

Wang Jiao went to the teahouse where Uncle Wang often played cards and looked at it, and then he found out the reason. It turned out that those "codes" were actually the lottery numbers made by the teahouse owner and a Suzhou native.

The prize will be won every few days, and the first prize can be 100 yuan, and the sixth prize can also be 1 yuan...

I'm so cool!

When Wang Jiao saw the scene of the pair of numbers in the teahouse, his strong sense of déjà made Wang Jiao speechless. Uncle Wang San was in a mistake. Almost all tea friends, card friends, drinkers, voters... who knew each other but didn't know each other, they ordered a copy of "Shangtian Newspaper".

I bought "Shangtian Newspaper" and I enjoyed winning the prize!

Very auspicious.
Chapter completed!
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