Although my personality is a bit dull, my intellectual education is still normal and my studies are not surprising. In addition to not finding a job for three years after graduating from university, I had to go to graduate school, and after graduating from graduate school, I had to overcome all difficulties and study for a doctorate. My life can be said to be calm.

Although there is a big gap between the two idioms: calm and smooth sailing, after eight years, I finally graduated from my doctorate and I never thought of jumping off a building to another world.

After struggling to finish the last student life, I finally didn't lose weight again and could not find a job for three years. Less than a month after graduation, I received a higher vocational appointment from one of the most famous companies in the world. Just when I was happily preparing to take office, I encountered a low-probability event that was even more unlucky than all the declining things in the first half of my life. I was actually kidnapped by aliens.

I was locked in a bathroom suspected to be a spacecraft. The aliens injected countless strange drugs into my body every day, threw me into many instruments of suspicious origins, and conducted countless analytical tests, which was almost sliced ​​and studied.

For a time, I dreamed every day that these alien monsters cut off my little brother, then put it on...cut it down, put it on... and the model I changed every time was different. Fortunately, such a terrifying thing did not end up in the end.

I only know how long it took. When one day, a nice sound came from the speakers in my cabin, saying what I had always dreamed of, I was tortured and couldn't believe it.

"Dr. Luo Yanqi, the experiment we invited you to complete has achieved fruitful results, so you are free."

After a long time of silence, I shouted at the top of my lungs: "You damn people, a shit invitation! I was kidnapped by you, let me go home!"

"Sorry, we are already tens of billions of light years away from the star coefficient of your life, and we are about to return to our home star. We have no way to send you back."

"What should I do? You trash bugs, don't you want to take my mother planet as a pet exhibition?" Hearing that I couldn't go back to the earth, I suddenly fell into hell from a high altitude, and cried bitterly regardless of any image. I probably don't have any image in the eyes of aliens. Who would care about which gusseted mice used for the experiment is more handsome?

I have been studying for eight years. My stingy tutor gives me 150 yuan a month for living expenses, but I am not allowed to take private jobs. I am so poor that I don’t even have a girlfriend. After graduation, my future is bright, but I was unlucky to be caught by aliens as experimental subjects. Now they tell me that I can’t go home anymore. I immediately thought of those damn medical students, how to deal with the rabbits I’ve tried, and after roasting them, I found beautiful girls to eat with them. My major is electrochemistry, and the subjects of the experiment are all more damn mathematical models.

“Without the permission of the parent planet’s ruling meeting, we have no right to bring any creatures into the parent planet, so we will put you down on the planet that is best for you to survive.”

"What? If you want to live alone on a strange and unmanned planet like the moon, you might as well kill me now." This answer is even more terrifying than imprisoning me for a lifetime. After all, these aliens are also intelligent bodies and at least able to communicate. They are not lonely in normal times. If you live alone on a lonely planet, I will be the otaku version of Chang'e.

I almost rushed towards the gate and smashed it hard. "Let me go home, I want to go back to the earth..." I shuddered when I thought of the dead world, and even ignored the fact that I could not survive in that harsh environment.

"No, we will put you on a planet with wise life."

"Smart life? What kind of intelligent life is higher than the level of life on Earth? I am a gorilla in the wild! If it is lower than the level of the level of the earth, I will live with a group of uncivilized gorillas..." I fell into extreme madness and panic again.

"No, it is the planet we have selected and is closest to your life. And the main types of intelligent life, which look similar to humans on Earth, has a 90% chance of mating success rate of 1.5%.

"**Your spaceship! Maybe the mating success rate is 15." I was willing to give it my best. No matter how I scold these aliens, I have never been angry. It's useless to scold them.

“To ensure your survival, we will give you something.”

A small fist-sized egg was put down from the roof by a mechanical arm. "This is the necessary equipment for the Queen Mother's Era, the Queen Mother's Era. The Queen Mother's Era after hatching is like the Queen of the Earth, can breed hundreds of millions of biochemical beasts to protect your safety. We have locked the spiritual wavelength between you and the Queen Mother. You will have the highest command of any biochemical beast created by the Queen Mother's Era in the future!"

"I'm dependent on your mother."

"Then, I wish you a happy journey. Thank you again for your cooperation!" A passage suddenly opened under my feet, and when I woke up from the state of being knocked down, I realized that I was already in a life-saving space.

With the three goodbye of alien yeast, the lifesaving capsule was ruthlessly peeled off. I took this little Queen Mother Egg and was thrown from space to a planet with a blue tone.

I got up and looked out from the porthole. I could see that the planet was actually seven big six. These seven big six cut the ocean covering the entire planet into nine big pieces. The lifesaving pole flew around the planet three times and finally slid towards the largest big six pole.

Bang!

The door of the lifesaving compartment opened, and I shouted and cursed the alien God and all the ancestors, and climbed out with difficulty. Fortunately, when I was a guinea pig, I also had a little bit of the attitude of who would go to hell. I learned some knowledge of aliens hard. At that time, I also hoped that as long as I returned to Earth, the things I learned could allow me to sweep the Nobels in all departments and win the Turing Prize. One of the Fields Medals a year, so don’t say that I would not arrange a few beautiful female mathematicians for me, I didn’t want to receive them. Any memoirs that can be sold well in the Bible, and royalties are so good.
Chapter completed!