The first thousand five hundred and sixty-four chapters torment the directors
【The second update today!】
Liu Yihua looked at his beautiful girlfriend and the beautiful secretary's mother, and was quite proud.
The directors here are sweating from time to time, and they are really nervous. The more they are at this tense moment, they see two beauties, Lin Yuxuan and Wang Yixuan? And Secretary Lin, who is already brilliant, is it really not the time, is it going to live?
When I see such a top-notch beauty, I naturally scan it and then think about it. But today, now, their future is uncertain, so where are they in the mood? So after such a torment, the medicine is ready and the sweat comes out!
Secretary Lin's white jade-like fingers were spinning agilely, and he kept brewing Kung Fu tea, and then smiled from time to time and said, "Please drink tea..."
The more the cadres drink this tea, the less confident they feel.
The ancients had a cup of wine to release military power. Could it be that my political career is over today? Today is - a cup of tea to release official power?
Secretary Lin seemed to love the tea making exercise very much, so he continued.
Liu Yihua was holding a can of Coca-Cola in his hand, constantly playing with it and drinking a few sips from time to time, while Wang Yixuan was holding a can of Pepsi Cola in his hand. Of course, Comrade Lin Yuxuan was drinking Kung Fu Tea, which is a habit in Chaoshan area.
The only person here who doesn’t sweat much is Director Li, oh, he’s promoted! Now he’s the first deputy director.
In theory, the first deputy secretary in other places is the mayor. In this way, it seems that Secretary Lin stole Director Li's mayor. But Director Li didn't dare to think so. He knew how his first deputy secretary came from! He should be kind and do his duty.
Liu Yihua kneaded the coke can and clattered, and said to the waiter who came in to add water: "Little sister. Turn on the air conditioner, you see that our guests are sweating! Alas, the weather has changed so much recently, and the climate is abnormal! This person is really fragile, right? Maybe he will hang up accidentally!"
Liu Yihua's words seem to be a little criticized by others. Who is he scolding? Whoever is trembling will be the one who will be?
Who was trembling? Well, the seven or eight directors on the other side were trembling collectively!
Turn on the air conditioner in a cold day? The waiter opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but stopped again. This table is a leader! Ordinary leaders are abnormal humans, right? What is the point of turning on the air conditioner in a cold day?
With a "drip", as the air conditioner was running, the cadres present also relaxed a little. Just now, if they hadn't been guarding Secretary Lin, they would have taken off their suits long ago.
At this time, Secretary Lin started talking. She knocked on the table and smiled and said, "You have made a lot of money? You have been the director for many years. It is said that a section chief has benefited less than one million yuan every year. What about you?"
Well!
The director present suddenly turned dark and said to himself: It’s over! It’s over! It’s indeed the Hongmen Banquet, and the cup of tea will release the power of the official!
Liu Yihua lowered his head and continued to Coca-Cola. Well, he is happy now!
Mom is so bad! Which cadre in Hanjiang Special Administrative Region doesn’t charge some benefits to drink tea? Of course, they are more capable! Generally, department-level cadres have to drink a car of tea every year, right? Therefore, the people below sponsor some tea and water fees - this is understandable?
Seeing that these directors were all trembling and their eyes were straightened, Secretary Lin smiled and said, "What's wrong? Today, the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission is not here, so I just asked casually? Did I say something wrong?"
"Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission?"
Well, everyone's eyes lit up!
Say the wrong thing? Khan, you are our boss, and the boss is always right! This is a truth that has never been subverted for thousands of years!
So, the cadres then possessed their souls again, and they expressed one by one: "No... no, why did Secretary Lin say the wrong thing? It's our fault!"
"Oh, your fault? Then where are you wrong? Come, please have tea..." Secretary Lin continued the tea making exercise.
Um?
The cadres were stunned! This... what is this called? Why did you get yourself trapped as you say it? What should you do? Sweat first and think of a solution!
Director Li didn't know what Secretary Lin was going to do today, but he knew that seven or eight directors were good officials! Although he also charged some tea and water fees every year, he was a tiny person compared to those corrupt officials!
Otherwise, people have telepathy? Director Li’s compassion touched these directors! They looked at Director Li pitifully, and that’s what they meant - Boss, help! For the sake of our "corruption" together before, you can just help your brothers!
When Director Li was the director, he was at the same level as them. Of course, these directors had to have a frequent gathering, communicate, drink, eat and entertain. This is not corruption, right?
After coughing, Director Li changed the topic: "Oh, what weather is this? Why is it getting hotter and hotter? This air conditioner seems to be not good. It doesn't work very well!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Well, I think you are mainly angry, so you need a good prescription to remove the fire. This air conditioner only regulates the surface of the human body and cannot adjust the inside!"
Director Li took action just now, and the directors felt relieved. Finally, there was a savior! Director Li interrupted Secretary Lin's thoughts just now and diverted Secretary Lin's question.
Secretary Lin also smiled and said nothing - proving that Secretary Lin fully trusts Secretary Li!
But as soon as he put his heart down the 18th floor, Liu Yihua said "prescription", everyone suddenly jumped to the top of the 18th floor! Well, don't be so playful!
Director Li smiled embarrassedly and felt that there was something wrong! Secretary Lin and Liu Yihua didn’t know what prescription to sell today? Anyway, just don’t interfere. At most, just talk a few idiotic sentences and irrelevant content. This will not affect Secretary Lin and Liu Yihua’s selling dog skin plaster, but also relieve the directors of the situation.
Seeing the Coca-Cola in Liu Yihua's hands and Pepsi Cola in Wang Yixuan's hands, Director Li's heart moved and smiled and said, "Hehe, Yihua, why don't you get tea? It's a blessing to drink the tea made by Secretary Lin himself!"
Liu Yihua smiled and said, "Well, I don't want to have too many honors, so I drink Coke! Look at the directors who are all so honored that they sweat a lot. It seems that Secretary Lin's tea is really delicious! Does it have the effect of detoxifying and nourishing the skin?"
I want to cry! Several directors really want to hug each other and cry, and then shouted while crying--This tea is so delicious!
After Liu Yihua finished speaking, he smiled, shook the Coca-Cola in his hand, and asked, "Secretary Li, ask you a question! Do you know the difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi?"
Secretary Li was stunned and thought to himself that it was Liu Yihua who cooperated with him to deliberately distract the topic? Well, let's distract! It's better to divert it into the Pacific Ocean!
Secretary Li smiled and said, "I haven't compared this, but I think since the names are different, there should be a difference, right?"
Chapter completed!