[The first update today! I went to the cinema today to watch Journey to the West and proposed to 101. I miss Stephen Chow's works very much. This chapter brings some Journey to the West style!]

By the way, what are Liu Yihua and Lin Yuxuan busy with at this time? I can’t say it! I want river crabs!

But if I don’t say it, you know? You said a pair of lonely men and widows, fucking Chai Liehuo, virgins, late at night, sneaking, colluding, adulterers and mistresses... What can you do when you hide together?

Alas, I really want to tell you what Liu Yihua and Lin Yuxuan are doing, but if you don’t want him, I will tell you what Liu Yihua and Lin Yuxuan are doing!

Mr. He said that if I told you what Liu Yihua and Lin Yuxuan are doing, Mr. He would tell me to delete the plot of what Liu Yihua and Lin Yuxuan are doing that I have told you! If I don’t delete it, I will be knocked out! If I am going to be knocked out, you will not see the text of Jinhuan. It doesn’t matter if you can’t see the text of Jinhuan, but if the text written by Jinhuan is not as good as everyone, then Jinhuan will go to work in the northwest wind! Well, do you know what Jinhuan is talking about? Do you know what the northwest wind is?

By the way, readers were so annoyed by the "buzzing" of Jinhuan. At this time, a reader with the nickname "Wukong" jumped up and took a knife down! He cut Jinhuan with one knife... and split a fly beside Jinhuan in half! Then "Wukong" stepped forward to grab the fly that was not dead yet, pulled out its intestines, and circled the fly's neck three times. Then he pulled it hard... Wow, the tongue came out? Wow, the whole world is pure!

Well, all readers know what Jinhuan is talking about?

Jinhuan is actually not Tang Seng, Jinhuan is actually Jinhuan!

Jinhuan is naturally not a monster... Of course, even monsters have good "people"? Well, who said monsters are not "people"? As long as monsters have a kind heart and do good deeds, they are good monsters, good comrades, right? If monsters have such a kind heart, they will no longer be "monsters", um. They are "shemale"! It's really five

"Ah, it's thundering, it's raining... Comrades, hurry up and collect your clothes... Oh, who was hitting me?" Jinhuan shouted wildly!

"It's me...it's me...it's my magnificent, graceful and popular with everyone!"

Jinhuan said aggrievedly: "Why?"

"I hit (Jianhuan was punched again)! Why? Why? Because you are not doing your job properly and don't write a book well. After reading "Journey to the West", I was very moved. Now you learn from the despicable behavior of "Monster Twirl" between Tang Monk and practicing the "tongue twister". Everyone on earth knows it! Shouldn't you be beaten?"

Jinhuan said aggrievedly: "But, I dare not write passionate texts, and I can't post them even if I write them! Besides, Mr. He will also review them..."

"I'm hitting... Oh (Jinhuan was punched again)... As the saying goes, the son does not think that his mother is ugly, nor does he say that his father is wrong... Xiao Huanhuan, do you have to see the situation clearly? What about Master He? Actually, it's like your author "elder"!

Well, let’s give an analogy: Mr. He is like a mother in a dance hall; you are writing books, oh, just like the lady in a dance hall! What does the lady know? Oh, each lady has a number, do you think each of you have an author number and a book number?

Where are you talking about? Oh. Mommy and the lady? What is the relationship between Mommy and the lady? Oh, this is very simple, think hard for yourself... And the readers are the guests who come to the dance hall to consume! Of course, the guests who come to the nightclub usually need a lady! Oh, have you figured out the relationship between these three? In short, the author of the book is like a lady, and he must be low-key!"

"Oh, I didn't expect that 'Fengjie' would have such profound insights. I really admire you! But I'm now penniless and can't repay you..."

"Sister Feng" said: "Oh, Xiao Huanhuan, since you have no money, how do you want to thank your sister? Otherwise, you promised it, right? Come on... don't run away... Sister hugs... see where you run... ah..."

Liu Yihua woke up from his dream with a scream! Damn, sweating profusely!

Lin Yuxuan, who was holding him tightly, was also awakened and said hurriedly: "Husband, what's wrong with you? What's the name in the middle of the night? You're going to bed!" After that, he rubbed Liu Yihua with his plump body forward, back, back, left and right.

Liu Yihua wiped his sweat and said, "Yuxuan, don't make trouble. I just had a dream. I dreamed of a guy named Jinhuan trying to manipulate our fate! I also dreamed of a very dinosaur-like 'Fengjie' who wanted to come and mock me? Alas, it's very terrifying! It's very terrifying!"

Lin Yuxuan smiled and said, "Followers, dreams are all illusory, our destiny is controlled by our own hands! Stop thinking about it!"

After hearing this, Liu Yihua calmed down and said, "Damn, no matter how much he enjoys, Sister Feng, Miss, Mommy, Guest, I, Liu Yihua's fate is controlled by myself!" After that, he lay down and hugged Lin Yuxuan and fell asleep again.

The next day, Yuxuan had to be on duty, so she had to get up early. Of course, Liu Yihua couldn't stay in bed and couldn't get up. Besides, Liu Yihua has been practicing martial arts for many years and is used to getting up early.

Liu Yihua got up and made a glass of milk for Lin Yuxuan, took out a bag of bread from the refrigerator, took out a few more fruits and cut them into pieces, and put them on a plate.

Seeing the love "breakfast" prepared by his sweetheart for him, Lin Yuxuan was very happy and felt sweet... and then asked Liu Yihua: "Husband, what are you eating? Do you want me to go down and buy some for you?"

Liu Yihua made him lose his appetite for his dream yesterday. He shook his head and said that he had no habit of eating breakfast.

At this time, Lin Yuxuan ate bread, drank milk, picked up a piece of fruit, and was about to eat it, but suddenly asked again: "Well, Yihua, what did you say in the dance hall yesterday that you should not soak the fruit in salt water... What else is there? Is there anything else to do? "

Liu Yihua picked up an apple and said, "Of course there are some things to do. Look at this apple, it is imported from the United States. It sells more than 30 yuan per catty. The imported fruits are generally used in the dance hall. The foreman at the bar usually cut all the fruits before going to work and soak them in some salt water. In this way, the fruits will remain 'fresh', which actually destroys the original flavor. For example, what we eat now is cut, the taste is the purest, the most hygienic, and the freshest."

Liu Yihua then said: "Let's talk about the grilled squid we called yesterday. Generally, grilled squids in the bar in the dance hall will be squeezed out with a machine first, so that the squid will become loose and soft. Of course, the squid heads must be taken down during this period, so the grilled squid in the dance hall has no squid heads, and they are embezzled by several people at the bar! Haha, I specifically told them last night, and they dare not embezzle them. There are also soy sauce, mustard and other seasonings delivered by squid, which are much better than domestically produced."

After hearing this, Lin Yuxuan smiled bitterly and said, "You understand this too? Are you versatile?" (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!