Chapter 273 Yuner, come and save us! 54/65)(1/2)
In the camping area of a certain forest park,
The core members of the Iron Triangle were sitting together at this moment, having a ten-minute mental confrontation over the two packages of braised chicken legs and two packages of soy sauce beef in front of them. The three of them stared at each other closely, fearing that others would beat them to it.
Take the food away.
"How about this..."
"The three of us are very hungry... Why don't we cut the beef first and put the two chicken legs aside first." Liu Zhongtao said seriously: "As for the beef... cut it fairly and openly, no one has a gram more.
, no one is missing a gram, what do you think?"
"Can!"
"I agree!"
Lin Fan and Zhang Haiguo agreed with Liu Zhongtao's words.
However...
There were a lot of disputes over who should cut the beef next. The reason was very simple. The three people all knew that the other two guys were difficult to deal with, so they all proposed that they should cut the beef themselves, which led to no one being convinced by the other, and this alone
The question... took almost five minutes.
"I think..."
"Let me do it...According to the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young, you should be humble to me." Lin Fan said seriously.
As soon as the words fell,
Liu Zhongtao was a little unconvinced and said hurriedly: "Since you said respect the old and love the young... I am the oldest among the three, so you should respect me and let me cut the beef..."
"alright!"
"It's better to do this... I belong to the middle, so I'm the fairest, so let me cut it." Zhang Haiguo said seriously.
"Why?"
"Yes! Why!"
Weng and his son-in-law immediately opposed Zhang Haiguo's decision.
Immediately afterwards,
The three of them started to quarrel, and the quarrel lasted for twenty minutes.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Fan hurriedly shouted to stop, and said to the other two people: "Fighting like this is not an option... If we can't get results, it's better... we decide whether to cut beef based on the level of contribution.
How about who cuts it?”
The words fell,
Lin Fan immediately raised his hand and said righteously: "Speaking of contribution value... I think I deserve it. Look at the big tent behind. Which of you has helped me? None of you, right? Look...
.I was able to finish setting up the tent by myself. Excuse me...do you have any objections?"
"Xiao Lin!"
"I'm not uncle, I have a problem with you...see for yourself, what kind of thing are you doing?" Zhang Haiguo said angrily: "I can do it too."
As soon as the words fell,
Zhang Haiguo said seriously: "Contribution...Although I have no contribution, don't forget who sent us here this morning. Yes...it was my wife, and my wife's contribution is mine."
Contribution, so...I contribute the most, without me...you wouldn't be able to survive."
"hehe!"
"That's it?" Liu Zhongtao smiled disdainfully: "That's it for the two of you? I'm the planner of this event! So... I'll take care of it."
"no!"
"When we had hot pot at noon, uncle...how much meat did you eat? Tell your conscience, did you eat all the beef?" Lin Fan jumped out and said with an annoyed face: "Hot pot
I brought it, so I ended up eating bean paste, duck blood, duck intestines and the like."
After saying that,
Lin Fan said to Zhang Haiguo: "Uncle, don't laugh either...did you eat the sauce elbow by yourself?"
"..."
"..."
Facing Lin Fan's accusation, the two middle-aged men were a little embarrassed, but they also had Lin Fan's handle. At this time... Zhang Haiguo said: "That's right... I ate the sauce elbow, but the sauce
Did you cook the ribs by yourself?"
"Yeah!"
"It's not just the sauced pork ribs, you also ate the two apples I brought!" Liu Zhongtao said.
Sudden,
Lin Fan remembered something and hurriedly opened his backpack, and sure enough... there was a big apple lying inside, and the experience of this apple was a bit twisty. It was originally meant for the big goblin to eat, but the big goblin didn't want to eat it.
He stuffed it into his backpack in front of Lin Fan.
Lin Fan didn't care at first, but when his father-in-law mentioned apples, he immediately remembered them.
"Ha ha!"
"My baby gave me an apple!" Lin Fan said excitedly, holding the apple.
After saying that,
Prepare to bite directly, no matter whether you wash it or not.
"Don't eat it!"
"Stop!"
At this moment,
Zhang Haiguo stood up immediately and quickly... then snatched the apple from Lin Fan's hand.
"Xiao Lin!"
"You didn't even discuss it, so why did you just start eating it yourself?" Zhang Haiguo said seriously.
"no..."
"My girlfriend gave it to me, why can't I eat it?" Lin Fan said with a confused look on his face.
Liu Yun'er said angrily: "I'm still your girlfriend's biological father. Anyway, this apple needs to be discussed."
"..."
"How about one bite each?" Lin Fan said seriously: "I'll bite it first...because my girlfriend gave it to me, so there's no objection to it, right?"
Faced with this proposal,
Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo looked at each other and nodded silently to Lin Fan.
After obtaining consent,
Lin Fan got the apple again, and when Apple wasn't paying attention...he just took a bite.
Originally, Liu Zhongtao and Zhang Haiguo thought that Lin Fan just took a bite, just an ordinary bite. But... they never expected that this guy was so shameless. He almost bit off half of it, which was so big that he couldn't fit it into his mouth.
inside.
"you!"
"You kid is cheating!" Liu Zhongtao was so angry that he snatched the half apple from Lin Fan's hand and without saying a word... bit off two-thirds of the half.
this moment,
Zhang Haiguo was completely dumbfounded, leaving only a little bit for himself.
"..."
"Hai Guo... there is less than one bite left. How about... don't eat it and I'll help you eat it." Liu Zhongtao ate the portion that should have belonged to Zhang Haiguo without waiting for Zhang Haiguo's consent.
.
this...
These father-in-law and son-in-law are not very good people!
Zhang Haiguo's scalp was numb and he said angrily: "Since each of you has eaten half of the apple, I will do the job of cutting the beef!"
"..."
"..."
Although the father-in-law and father-in-law were very reluctant, other people's arguments were so reasonable that they were too embarrassed to refute them.
finally,
The job of cutting the beef was taken over by Zhang Haiguo. At this time, he was holding a knife and preparing to cut the beef into three parts.
"No! Uncle...you should do it this way." Lin Fan said seriously.
"no!"
To be continued...