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Chapter 89 Whimsical Ideas(2/2)

Until one time, Li Qingyang hugged a "school beauty" at that time, pointed at Hua Xiaohua and said: "Look, she wants to be my wife, but can I fall in love with her?"

In Hua Xiaohua's words, at that time she was even ready to die. From that time on, she never said a word to Li Qingyang again.

There is a saying that goes, things turn around, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. When Hua Xiaohua and Li Qingyang entered high school, their situations changed completely.

The first is Hua Xiaohua. After puberty, her originally round and fat body suddenly turned into a figure that makes people squirt. Her face has also become rounder, although she is not at the level of a beautiful woman.

But it is also Xiaojiabiyu, so fresh and fresh that suitors can queue up a hundred meters long.

The ugly duckling turned into a golden phoenix, but Li Qingyang suffered a tragedy at this time.

Like Hua Xiaohua, he also ushered in puberty. As a result, his face was covered with pimples, pimples, and acne. It was dripping with water almost every day. His face was unsightly and disgusting to everyone.

Since his face turned into a 'moon surface', his method of picking up girls has completely failed. No girl has ever taken a liking to him. From the first year to the third year of high school, he spent his time in loneliness.

It was at this time that this guy thought of Hua Xiaohua and told everyone he met that Hua Xiaohua was his fiancée and that they had been engaged since childhood...

"Gulu..."

Ye Cheng drank most of the tea in one gulp. He was shocked.

"This is too good..."

"Excellent? How many have you seen? You don't know. When he was in school, he would go outside my dormitory to play with his erhu almost every night. He would drive me crazy..." Hua Xiaohua

Thinking of the sad past, my emotions got a little out of control.

"Erhu?"

"Yeah, he doesn't learn the guitar when others learn it. He learns the erhu, but he can only play one tune, which is called "The Widow Crying to the Grave" or "Weeping Pass". Oh, in short, I really can't stand him.

Already."

Ye Cheng raised his thumb: "Hard."

"You're still laughing, I'm so annoyed."

Ye Cheng smiled and said: "Maybe he is really sincere to you. Look at him today, in front of so many people, he dared to kneel on the street."

Hua Xiaohua glared: "If he didn't do that to me when I was young, I might have accepted it, but now, I would rather live without a man for the rest of my life than have him."

Hua Xiaohua said helplessly: "In order to avoid him, I have been living outside with my friends, and I didn't even dare to go back home. I originally thought that I wouldn't run into him while playing God of War, but I didn't expect that he was actually playing too. I interrupted him."

, Sister has decided, if he dares to pester me again, I will delete my account."

Ye Chengdao: "Delete your account? You're really worthless. Even if you delete your account, can you avoid him for the rest of your life?"

"Then what should I do? Let me tell you, I am not afraid of anything, but I am really afraid of him..." Hua Xiaohua showed a terrifying expression on her face: "I have never been a member of the Appearance Association, and I have never cared about this thing.

But do you know the deep feeling of ridicule he expressed to me as a child?"

Ye Cheng nodded: "I understand."

If this matter were to happen to any girl, it would probably be a lifelong shadow. Speaking of which, if the little flower girl hadn't changed in her eighteenth year, from an ugly duckling to a golden phoenix, would Li Qingyang still pursue her?

You can think of it with your feet, but definitely not.

This can't be blamed on Hua Xiaohua at all, I can only say that the hero Li is really too good.

"How about you teach me how to deal with that bastard?"

Ye Cheng asked: "Can you beat him?"

Hua Xiaohua nodded: "I can beat him, but he never fights back when I hit him, and he doesn't care. Even if I hit him a hundred times, it won't help."

Ye Cheng was speechless for a while.

If the people are not afraid of death, why should they be afraid of death?

Ye Cheng thought for a moment and said, "You can do this to hit him mentally."

"How to attack him mentally? Tell me quickly." Hua Xiaohua became more energetic.

"For example, you can take a video and send it to him." Ye Cheng said very vaguely. He originally thought Hua Xiaohua would understand, but Hua Xiaohua didn't understand at all: "Video, what video?"

Ye Cheng simply said: "Sex video."

Hua Xiaohua was startled for a moment and shook her head vigorously: "I'm sorry, I haven't done that with a man yet."

"Who said you really did it? Just make a fake one. As long as Li Qingyang misunderstands that you did it, isn't that enough?"

Hua Xiaohua blinked and bit her fingers and thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped her thigh: "Yes, just borrow your seat!"

"But, who should I ask to take pictures of that..."

Hua Xiaohua was halfway through her words and looked at Ye Cheng speechless.

"Haha, you want to find me?"

Hua Xiaohua stretched out her middle finger: "I inserted it, but it turned out to be going around and around, and you want to take advantage of me again."

"Again? What again?"

Hua Xiaohua scolded angrily: "You idiot, you are almost the same as Li Qingyang, both are the best."

However, it is necessary to do something as big as filming a 'sex video'.

"How to shoot? Where to shoot? In the game or in reality?"

"If you want to make it more realistic, it's best to shoot it in real life. However, we have never met in real life. Do you think it would be a bit embarrassing if we really want to do something like that?"

"Why do you really want to do that? It's fake, please excuse me." Hua Xiaohua corrected.

"Borrow, yes, yes, borrow."

Hua Xiaohua wrinkled her nose and thought for a long time, then came up with an idea: "It really doesn't work... How about I ask a monk and an old Taoist to film a 3P?"

Ye Cheng was so shocked by her fantastic thoughts that he was speechless.

"Yes, just do it like this, hahahahaha, sister is really a genius."

Before Ye Cheng could say anything, Hua Xiaohua sat still on the chair.

"Hey, hey, hey, little flower, little flower, hey!"

Ye Cheng reached out and grabbed a handful, and Hua Xiaohua's figure disappeared.

She is offline.

Ye Cheng was surprised: "Isn't this Tigress really looking for a monk and an old Taoist to have a threesome?"

How can there be any holiday there?

Hua Xiaohua has always been an activist...

In just one day, Ye Cheng received a 3P sex video from Hua Xiaohua.

"Take a look first, and if you can, I'll send it to that bastard." Hua Xiaohua's tone was very excited, and she seemed to be very confident in her masterpiece.

The size of the 3P sex video is not small, a full 8G. Ye Cheng was slightly shocked before he even watched it.

Fortunately, we are now in the era of light speed transmission, and an 8G file can be transmitted in just a few seconds.

When you open the 3P sex video, the first thing you see is a door. The picture is very dark and shaky, and the camera is focused on the door and keeps filming...

"La la la, the little flowers are washed, la la la..."

A vague singing voice came from behind the door. Although he couldn't hear it clearly, Ye Cheng still understood that it was the singing voice of Hua Xiaohua taking a bath inside.

Hua Xiaohua kept singing, and the camera kept shaking. More than half an hour passed like this, and Ye Cheng fell asleep watching the scene. There was still no change in the picture, it was still a door that had not been opened.

Ye Cheng patiently continued to look down, until forty or fifty minutes later, the picture finally changed a little. A big hand came out from behind the camera, stretched it out and scratched it, and then retracted it.

I guess it's either a monk or a seasoned Taoist whose hand is itchy while holding the camera. Please scratch it...

In the blink of an eye, another five minutes passed. Behind the door, Xiaohua's singing stopped, and just when Ye Cheng thought Hua Xiaohua would come out, something unexpected happened to him.

Then I heard the wretched voice of Master Shenxu: "Hua Xiaohua, you have been surrounded by me and Bald Donkey. If you want to survive, just sleep with the two of us."

"Get some sleep!" The monk roared with an earth-shaking roar. When Ye Cheng heard his voice, he almost fell to the ground without laughing...

What is this and what is this?

At this moment, Hua Xiaohua was heard screaming from behind the door: "You two bastards, I treat you as friends, but you actually want to have sex with me?"

"What's wrong with friends? Friends are just for selling, ah no, for selling, right?"

"Bring it here!" Master Jiese roared again.

"You two are so despicable and shameless, get out of here right away."

"Get out? Unless you come out and ask us to come, I would rather die than get out!"

"Never get out!" the monk shouted again.

"What are you doing, what are you doing? Who is making a noise?"
Chapter completed!
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