Chapter 812: Ghost Blowing Lamp [Sixth Explosion]
"Yeah, that is, after the Saudi king spent money here, we had a disagreement. Now we have no disagreement, so continue." Wang St. Nodded repeatedly.
"I think the Saudi king is so idiot. Why do you have to bring so many followers? It feels so wasteful!" Shi Xiaobao was still resentful of the matter about the Saudi king.
"...Brother Bao, aren't we talking about the safe?" Wang Fan said with a sad face.
"Yes, I just can't stand that guy being too extravagant. How many African children can't eat enough!" Shi Xiaobao looked indignant.
"Ahem... Look at you, you're talking about Africa again." Wang St had a speechless expression on his face.
"Well, since I've said it, let's talk about Africa. It just so happens that I went to Africa to avoid disasters not long ago and have some understanding of it. Unlike some poor places in China, Africa's poverty is much more complicated. In addition to the sequelae of long-term colonization and the harsh geographical environment, Africa's poverty also has a great relationship with its national character. African blacks are mostly content with their situation, happy and enjoy themselves in time. To give a few specific examples: there is no habit of savings, no habit of suffering for a long-term plan for life; even if there is no money in your pocket, you have to rest on weekends; no matter how much you give me money, you don't work overtime, and you give him overtime pay and let him work overtime, and he will march to protest; if the child dies and the parents die, just cry for a while, how can you keep mourning for three years? There is often songs at funerals that everyone gathers to dance together."
Wenjing paused for a moment and continued.
"In addition, black people are really lazy, they only do their jobs, they are not good at doing things, they are very straightforward, and they don't think too far-reaching. Happiness is also very simple. You can be happy for a few days after paying your salary and buy a piece of clothing. Black people's music is enthusiastic and unrestrained. Men, women, young and old like to walk with the rhythm of the loudspeaker. I once danced with them that wet dance floor with many faucets on their heads, which is very exciting. They have religion. If they don't have money, they don't have to live a hard life. Including our father's company, there is a common phenomenon in other African stock prices branches, that is, after receiving wages every month, black people will give themselves a day or even a few days off until their salary is spent, and then come back to work. There is wine tonight and get drunk tonight, and the house is gone and sleeping on the street..."
"It seems that our African brothers are poor and lazy." Shi Xiaobao looked depressed.
"It can't be said completely that Africa's geopolitics and long-term colonization also have great factors, but laziness is definitely one of the most important reasons." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Oh, it's still our Chinese nation who is hardworking and hardworking!" Shi Xiaobao said in a sensation.
"Yes, I agree with this. In addition to a very small number of people in the region, Chinese people are famously hardworking all over the world. In some supermarkets abroad, the supermarkets opened by Chinese people have the longest business hours and there are no holidays at all. Therefore, many of the small supermarkets abroad are Chinese owners, and foreign supermarket owners often protest against the Chinese people's holidays not being able to rest. In addition, just talk about overtime. In the world, factories that can work for twelve hours are extremely rare, but in China, it is normal. Moreover, if you don't let overtime work, they will be anxious with you. If it is in Africa, people will dismantle your factory and you will be lucky."
"Can we go back to the beginning?" Wang Fan said with a sad face.
"The problem of poverty in Africa is very complicated. Laziness is just one of the important factors. I will talk about it later if I have the chance. OK, if you don't say it all, our stupid brother will be angry." Wen Jing touched her bare head and smiled.
"Who is afraid of whom..."
"You have another word to try!" Wang Stroll up his sleeves and looked murderous. At this time, he could no longer bear it.
"After the two translators opened the safe, they didn't look at the US dollar and gold bars inside. They flipped it around and found a sheepskin map inside, then put it underground and started to clean up the chaotic safe. I quickly ran to the side door next to it and ran away from the fire escape. It was probably the two translators who had sent the bodyguards. There was no guard outside the president's suite. Then, I ran from the fire escape to the employee elevator and went downstairs. After going downstairs, I met Wenjing who was driving..."
"I'm dizzy, why is the sheepskin treasure map on you?"
"Hehe, after I went downstairs, I waited for two to translate. In less than five minutes, the two translated them down. When they came out, I went in and Wenjing suddenly fell outside the hotel door to draw their attention away. Then, I gently touched one of them to translate, and the sheepskin treasure map was captured with a hand." Shi Xiaobao said with a proud look on his face.
"Awesome! Awesome! They didn't find it at all?" Wang Fan felt that it wouldn't be that simple. You should know that since the two translators were going to steal the treasure map of the Middle East prince, they were definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"They were very alert and found it at that time. They immediately turned around and chased after him. They seemed to be afraid of being known and dared not shout, but they just chased after him in a silence. However, they were not familiar with the layout of the hotel, so I walked around to the next cafe and slipped away from the window of the toilet."
"Withful." Wang Fan gave a thumbs up. He knew that things must not be so easy to say, but Shi Xiaobao likes to talk about dangerous things like playing house.
"I'm wondering why the little brothers of the barbecue skewers cut us down when we were eating skewers at the barbecue stall. They couldn't know us. Logically, in their status, they wouldn't be able to come into contact with this treasure map."
“There are several possibilities.”
"Hmm?" Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang St with interest.
"First, they knew the text on this treasure map. When they put it on a barbecue, they saw it and knew it was a very important thing, so they had a conflict with you. Second, the Middle East princes had already offered a reward to hunt you down, and because of the same faith, they already knew about this, and you happened to have taken out the treasure map again, and you were sure that you stole their things."
"Damn it, it's obvious that two translators stole it, okay?" Shi Xiaobao cursed.
"Haha, actually, I think that even if you don't escape, the two translators will create opportunities for you to escape, then frame, and then kill and silence."
"Damn!"
"Xiaobao, you are in trouble." Wang Stupid said.
"What's the matter?"
"Now, both sides are chasing you. I think this is how it is better to have less than more things. We are not short of money. Otherwise, you secretly return this treasure map to the prince of the Middle East..."
"Bah, for this treasure map, we almost got hacked to death. We wanted us to return it to him and dream!"
“…”
"Tomorrow, I'll find someone who understands Arabic and ask. Let's first figure out what is written on the treasure map." Shi Xiaobao stretched.
"All right."
Wang Mo knew Shi Xiaobao's character well and knew that he would never be able to spit out the flesh in his mouth, so he had to give up.
The most important thing is that Wang Mo did not take the Laoshi's Middle Eastern prince seriously. At worst, it was the generals who came to block the water and soil. You know, he was surrounded by strong soldiers and horses. Except for the perverted master of the Qin Mansion, there were all vampire and werewolf cultivators, and they were all super experts.
Of course, Wang Mo was also curious about what the purpose of this sheepskin map was.
Anyone will be curious about unknown things, and Wang St is no exception.
"Today it's late. Let's find an Arabic expert to translate tomorrow. No matter what the result is, we will suppress this matter first and follow me to Xi'an." Wang Fan stood up.
"What are you doing in Xi'an? That place is a good place. I heard that if you just hoe down, you will be some treasures." Shi Xiaobao's eyes lit up.
"Resurrection of Qin Shihuang." Wang Strange smiled bitterly.
"Resurrection of Qin Shihuang!"
Shi Xiaobao and Wen Jing spoke in unison, stood up at the same time, staring at Wang Stupid with wide eyes.
"Yes, Brother Qin is going to resurrect Qin Shihuang." Wang Stupid looked worried.
"Brother Stupid, actually, I also want to take a look in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor to see it, but the problem is that the Mausoleum of the First Emperor covers an extremely vast area and is eight square kilometers. Not to mention that the cemetery was surrounded, we were asked to dig it, but we don't know when it will be dug it!" Shi Xiaobao said with an exaggerated look on his face.
"A true tomb robber can reach the tomb directly." Wen Jing said lightly.
"Oh, Wen Tuhao, are you an expert or I an expert? When it comes to tomb robbers, Master Bao dares to say that Master Bao calls second, no one dares to call first!" Shi Xiaobao patted his chest with a heroic look on his face.
"Master Shi, how many graves have you stole?" Wen Jing sneered.
"Ah...hehe... I haven't stolen it before..." Shi Xiaobao's straight body suddenly became hunched, and his face was dejected.
"Then you are still arrogant." Wang Strange is best at putting in trouble and immediately spat Shi Xiaobao.
"Although I have never robbed a tomb, I have spent a lot of effort to study it. I just don't want to do something unethical like to rob a tomb." Shi Xiaobao said with a dissatisfaction.
"Tell me, I see how much effort you have spent on researching it." Wang Story laughed.
"This is a long way to say it..." Shi Xiaobao sat down slowly and looked like he was talking at night with candles.
"Long story short!" Wenjing directly interrupted Shi Xiaobao's words.
"you……"
"Pick up the key points!" Wang Stupid knew that Shi Xiaobao had been talking nonsense, so he quickly helped put pressure on him.
"Okay okay, grandma's, I'll just pick it up and talk about it!"
"If you have something to say, just say it, just let it go!"
"Hmph, do you know the lieutenant of the gold-touching school?"
"I've heard of it." Wang St and Wen Jing looked at each other. It seemed that they could not underestimate Shi Xiaobao. They were the most advanced tomb robbers to touch the gold lieutenant.
"It's great to hear that. The lieutenant of touching gold is amazing. It can be traced back to Cao Cao and Cao Cao back then... Forget it, long story short, the lieutenant of touching gold is best at finding a tomb. When digging a tomb, he should light a candle in the tomb chamber, place it in the southeast corner, and then start touching gold. If the candle is turned off, the property must be put back to its original place, kowtow three times respectfully, and go back empty-handed. The keel crows the lamp and don't touch gold. The tomb chamber is only allowed to enter once before it can't enter again. If you meet a colleague, support each other, but the first-come will choose the bright weapon first..."
"Ghost blows on the light!" Wang Fan and Wen Jing said in unison.
"Ah... have you also studied this strange book?" Shi Xiaobao looked at Wang Fan and Wen Jing eagerly, as if he had seen a soulmate.
"Brother Bao, your research is to read the book "Ghost Blows Out the Light"?"
"Yes, I have read it three times. The beautiful lady in the glacier inside is the Nine-layer Demon Tower, the corpse, the fragrant konjac black donkey hoof, the dragon scale, the demon armor, the golden body, the mummy, the snow, the maite of the Maitreya, the evil Luohai City and other things. I know it very well. I especially like Hu Bayi inside. It's quite humorous, but I hate Shirley Yang a little, and I always look like I deserve a beating... By the way, which chapter do you like the most? My favorite is the Nine-layer Demon Tower, grandma's, and my hair stands upside down..."
Wang St and Wen Jing looked at Shi Xiaobao who was talking nonstop.
"I'll leave first." Wang Mo stood up.
"Together." Wenjing also stood up.
"Hey, I haven't finished talking yet... We'll buy some black donkey hoofs tomorrow, but that thing may be a bit difficult to buy. I've been in the imperial capital for so many days, but I haven't seen a donkey. However, glutinous rice and other problems are not a big problem. There should be something to buy in the supermarket... Hey..." Shi Xiaobao shouted.
"Bang!"
Chapter completed!