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Chapter 39 Can Science Make You Long Hair?

Tang Xuan did not let Xiaoluoli go wild this time because he was worried that the more Xiaoluoli went wild, the earlier he would be caught by the local police system. Xiaoluoli's range of activities was fixed, and as long as the police wanted to arrest her, they would definitely be able to catch her. The reason why Xiaoluoli was still at large was that she had not yet attracted the attention of the police system.

Although Xiao Luoli showed extraordinary abilities, because she was cute enough, the value of food was not high, and now people believe in science. Therefore, only one of the people she snatched by her called the police, and the others just posted on Moments (PS: Meng means you can do whatever you want).

The matter of the God-Follower is still a secret at the grassroots level of the federal government. So when the police heard the person who called the police say something like "magic girl", "vicious attitude", and "robbing caterpillar bread", they felt that their IQ was insulted. Therefore, not only did not file a case, but instead verbally educated the person who called the police and warned him that he would be punished severely without any loan if he dared to call the police again.

Alarm caller:???

Although there were many witnesses at that time, the time was still short and public opinion did not ferment. Tang Xuan's work was to take Xiaoluoli away before it attracted the attention of the police system.

At this time, the spacecraft is about to take off, and the broadcast begins: "Ladies! Gentlemen! Welcome to take flight CZ0057, a member of the Star Alliance member, to the Xuanniao Star Field Chaoge Xingxing..."

(Please click here to continue listening)

Tang Xuan closed the game board and stuffed it into his backpack.

Daxing Space City blew more than 3,700 spacecraft per hour on average, and looked like a fixed "meteor shower" on the ground. The China Southern Airlines passenger ship that Tang Xuan was riding was not conspicuous. Like other passenger spacecraft leaving the port, it accelerated by the gravity of the North Star for half an hour and then entered a jump state and disappeared from people's vision.

......

"Do you believe there are gods in the world?"

Guo Lis' expression was very serious.

Sitting beside him was a slightly bald boy in a plaid shirt. The slightly bald boy touched the top of his head and said, "What kind of god are you talking about? The kind of omniscient and omnipotent, or what kind of thing that archaeologists have called... The ancient god seems to be called this, right?"

Guo Lis was silent for two seconds: "Ancient God."

He suddenly felt that he would regret talking to Weiba Boy, but the reality did not withdraw the button.

"The ancient god is a spicy chicken!"

Guo Lis' expression froze.

"Can that thing be called a god? At best, it is an unwise creature, and it has long been extinct, spicy chicken! I heard for the first time that God is a race that can be extinct. I really don't know what archaeologists think, it's just defiling the word "Ancient God." The slightly bald boy curled his lips, "Does Mr. Ke know? If there is an ancient god, the size must be at least the same level as Mr. Ke! Ancient God is a bunch of spicy chickens! Fighters among spicy chickens!"

Guo Lis's shoulders couldn't help but tremble.

Damn human!

Do you know who you are talking to?

I really want to pull your tongue out...

"What are you doing!!!"

A huge roar suddenly sounded behind him.

"What are you talking about at the same time? Tsui Harkmin, you are quite excited about chatting? The company paid you a salary to let you chat during working hours? Is there anything you have to say during working hours? Are you done? Can't you help other colleagues after finishing? Do you don't want to do it anymore?!"

Other employees silently turned off the game, typing on the keyboard seriously, and pretending that they were very serious in their work.

Guo Lis and the slightly bald boy were frightened and said in unison: "I'm sorry, manager, we never dare to do it again!"

"Hmph! Each salary is deducted from 200 this month!"

A middle-aged woman in a professional attire walked past them with her head held high, her expression full of disgust and contempt.

Guo Lis's face suddenly collapsed.

I originally made a small profit, and I still had to deduct two hundred.

If you want to ask why [Walis Guo] appears in a human company, is it a distortion of human nature or... this is actually a sad (slip) and (comfortable) story.

After leaving the clinic, Guo Lis first bought a few essential items for survival in human society, then rented a house, and moved all the federal supplies to help him.

Before dark, they all continued to develop on a normal trajectory. Gorlis, who has 230,000 federal relief funds, could live comfortably for three years even if he did nothing. But when he sat on the balcony at night thinking about how to spread his faith, a mysterious communication entered his newly bought watch.

The other party claimed that he was the MMS Federal Security Agency, saying that he was suspected of money laundering, and asked him to cooperate with verification of the situation, and that the money in the card must be transferred to the "safety account" set up by the police system.

later......

Now the real police system is helping Guo Lis track down the whereabouts of the money. It is said that it is expected to help him recover the money within three years. As for how he survived these three years, the police system recommended his current job.

The salary is low, but it is suitable for food and accommodation.

Guo Lis lost all his power and would die if he didn't eat or drink, so he had to accept this job and began to experience the hardships of human life (the ancient god who lost his power was no better than ordinary people. For details, please refer to [Willistan] who was killed by the protagonist in the beginning).

Why no one believed me?

Guo Lis looked at the slightly bald boy from the corner of his eyes.

What's good about science?

Can believe in science make your hair grow?

If you believe me, it’s different. I can not only make your hair grow, but also make you turn into big wavy curls.

Guo Lis had an idea: "Do you want to grow your hair?"

This time his voice was extremely low.

The slightly bald boy whispered: "Why do you dare to speak? Forget it, do you know what good vegetative vegetative?"

Really need it?

Guo Lis suppressed his excitement and said, "I have a way, listen to me. I will draw a pattern for you. You can set an altar at home according to this pattern, then pour water into it, and sing while pouring water. Once in the morning, noon and evening, if you persist for a month, your hair will definitely grow."

The slightly bald boy pondered for two seconds and said, "Not to mention spreading superstition is illegal, and I can't sing. It's so troublesome, why don't I have a hair transplant?"

Guo Lis was confused: "Science still cares about this?"

The slightly bald boy rolled his eyes: "Science can also allow men to have children. Where did you come from? There is no common sense in science at all. Have you studied nine years of compulsory education in vain?"

Guo Lis was shocked: "Science can make men have children?!"

In the 8024th year of the New Calendar, mainstream religious beliefs have been fixed. According to statistics from the Federal Bureau of Religious Affairs, no new schools of belief have been born in the past two hundred years. Most people with faith do not believe in gods, but only regard faith as a spiritual sustenance.

[Walis Guo] was the earliest ancient god to awaken and the weakest ancient god. He was not good at spreading faith, and the planet he came to was one of the most scientific consciousness in the Federation. It can be expected that his missionary journey would be extremely difficult. In addition, whether he still has the energy to preach under the blessing of 996 is also a matter of thought.

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The story about [Walis Guo] will appear more in the extra chapter next, until [Interstellar Escape-2] is online. This chapter uses a lot of writing about his affairs mainly to let readers know what this guy has done after he escapes.

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