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Chapter 10 That's a Sad Story(1/2)

“Tools have two essential characteristics: first, tools are extensions of the human body, the development of human physical functions in the form of non-physical objects; second, tools are the product of human transformation of natural objects, a combination of spirit and matter.

product."

"Many people use this as a basis to think that the spirit blade is just a tool, and the Eldar are tools with self-awareness. They foolishly deny the Eldar's right to vote and freedom. But they ignore the most obvious point. The spirit blade is not just a tool, but a tool with self-awareness."

It is an extension of our human body, but also a part of our human body, a companion organ that evolves together with our body and soul.”

"We have a symbiotic relationship with them. We feed them with the power of our souls, and they give us real physical strengthening and even evolution. And if your spiritual blade is lucky enough to awaken its self-awareness, it will gain from your physical body.

A newborn baby who has given birth to a body and absorbed ideas from your knowledge and memory. Ethically speaking, we will never recognize the relationship between children (mainly because there are too many ghost plots), but newborn babies with the same origin can still be considered family members."

Wu Wu, with a slightly special name, is a capable black-haired girl. Her short hair, glasses, and short skirt have the sophistication of a professional woman, and the pigtails tied around her ears are also feminine.

As the deputy section chief of the Legal Affairs Section under the District Civil Affairs Bureau, she rarely goes to the front line to conduct training for prospective citizens. This repetitive work every hour is often a self-training process for newcomers to familiarize themselves with the work process and get used to facing the crowd. Of course, it is not without its troubles.

The reality of the workplace is that newcomers are thrown into trouble while veterans drink tea and read newspapers while waiting for work.

This time, she took the initiative to accept the training for prospective citizens because she heard that there was a very special person among the newcomers.

"Are you a newcomer to Sancai? I haven't met you in Bailu District for many years. I remember the last time I was a newcomer training. Oh, I think about it. That seven-year-old lucky guy is not even 20 now, and he is already a title hunter.

, it seems that he was hired by a big pharmaceutical company to be an alien hunter."

"Oh, this little rabbit will encounter temptation when she goes out. I hope she doesn't choose wrongly. Three colors are rare, but there are many people who make the wrong choice with two colors every year."

Looking at the unusually glaring rabbit sitting in the middle of the crowd, Wu Wu was thoughtful, but his expression did not seem to change, and he just continued "class".

"The original prototype of the spirit blade is an animist system common in both Eastern and Western mythology, such as the sword spirit, earth spirit, fusang god in the East, and the natural spirit of the Western shaman. The first psychic researchers determined that psychic energy

After the direct transformation of the body was extremely ineffective and dangerous, a relatively indirect application method was adopted, using the symbiotic spirit blade to enhance the life energy level of the human body and face the threats of false gods and alien beasts head-on."

"What's interesting is that with the development of the times, a large number of naturally awakened spirit blades have appeared. Some are a dilapidated castle in the wild, and some are tea sets that have been used by a family for a long time. They have no owner but have the common sense given by the four spirits.

As a human being, it also indirectly proves the identity of the spirit race as a member of the human race. Any remarks that divide the four major races are dangerous and illegal."

Even though his attention was focused on the rare SSR rabbit, Wuwu, who was not squinting, smoothly introduced some "common sense".

The training handout for quasi-citizens in the law popularization course is also a classic routine. It is divided into three parts. The first part mainly emphasizes the particularity and "blade power" of the Eldar, emphasizing only the state of the spirit blade. The sword owner (the owner of the spirit blade is customarily called in the East)

) still maintain basic respect.

This is not only a political issue in the relationship between the four major clans, but also for the sake of the sword master's own interests. Every year, the sword master is overjoyed to be reborn from the Eldar clan, but the other side turns against him without hesitation.

The reason? It’s quite complicated. There are serious differences in views between the sword master and the sword spirit. Even if the sword spirit often obtains the most basic common sense from the sword master, it does not mean that it is fully accepted and brainwashed. Even raising a child can be rebellious.

, let alone a sword that is a killing weapon.

Independent individuals with self-awareness naturally have unique aptitudes and preferences. Many spiritual blades have acquired spirituality before fully awakening. They have vague consciousness, personality and preferences, and refuse the sword master's link in advance.

Many of them just vaguely feel that the sword owner does not fit his/her aesthetic taste.

This not only fully illustrates the disadvantages of not paying attention to personal hygiene and image, but also shows that as long as they are intelligent creatures, they can more or less escape the category of handsome dogs, especially ignorant newborns (Public Law Science: Please do not use stubble and stubble in the slogan)

The saliva hurts your sword, otherwise it will only be you who gets hurt).

It sounds funny, but if it really happens, it will make the sword master suffer a human tragedy, especially when the state of the spirit blade cannot be accurately communicated, which means that the solution has been locked for a long time, and it is not working every day.

Shouldn't.

Fortunately, the spirit blades that can refuse are often spiritual beings that are full of spiritual energy and are about to awaken themselves. But what is even worse is that cutting off the link often also cuts off the sword master's spiritual energy supply channels and the gift of spiritual materials, but the spiritual blade before self-awakening

It requires spiritual energy supply from the outside world, and the only solution is to smash spiritual crystals.

Well, it's roughly equivalent to throwing money. If you're burning money, you should be talking about burning checks.

Ordinary spirit crystals, as solidified and rigid spiritual energy crystals, are also inferior nutritional supplements for spirit blades. They taste like delicate compressed biscuits between expired and non-expired, dry and hard, with a spoiled taste, and may also have a...

With extra flavor, who wants to eat it without starving to death.

First of all, those who are naughty do not necessarily need to eat (the sword master is already on the roof). Even if they eat, relying on the nutrition of "expired food", in order to change the spiritual blade quantitatively to qualitatively, ignite the soul spark and awaken self-awareness, the money will probably not be burned.

, is the building.

When it burned to the end, I really cried while burning, and I didn’t dare to stop it. If I stopped for a few days, my evolution might stop or even degenerate. If I stopped for a few months, I would just pretend that I don’t have this spiritual blade. All my previous investment would be lost.

If it's gone, please try again, or wait a few years or decades. Maybe its aesthetics have changed/it has forgotten you, and it is willing to link with you again (the chance is extremely small).

"The Spirit Blade has lost its temper." It has always been listed as the top three most feared things for sword masters. If it really happens, it is equivalent to announcing that the unlucky guy is about to go bankrupt, and will probably even be in debt.

What are the other top 3? "The original spirit blade is dead", "The initial spirit blade left immediately after awakening her self-awareness. Yesterday I saw her talking and laughing with a tall, handsome and rich sword master. Hahaha, I want to die."

I can’t tell who is worse off, it depends on the individual’s ranking.

Uh, it sounds a bit familiar, like a girlfriend? Probably, for many sword masters, the spirit blade is more important than the girlfriend, or even the girlfriend.

Fortunately, as a product of the sword master's consciousness, the spirit blades are born with a high degree of affection and identification with the sword master. Many of them even have the emotion of "Thanksgiving to the Creator". They have many quarrels and eventually break up.

If it exceeds 10%, it is much easier to deal with than my girlfriend.

Closer to home, after awakening consciousness, it does not mean that everything is fine, there are even new risks, and the possibility of one-sided disgust directly doubles.

After all, this world is not only filled with scum, ugly people, mentally retarded, and butcher sword masters, but also bloodthirsty, twisted, and depraved sword spirits. Killing weapons are just one step away from being obsessed with killing and falling into evil ways.

It is difficult for two parties whose souls are connected to deceive each other. In the end, it is difficult to tell who is right and who is wrong when they break up.

Ordinary relatives and couples can become enemies, not to mention close people who know each other but do not talk to each other. When the personalities are not compatible, it feels like forced cohabitation. Soul connection is the most suitable distance between two stars. The better, the better.

It's so bad that it's simply unbearable.

The incompatibility is really extreme, and a peaceful breakup without disturbing each other is a good ending, but the sword master must have lost a lot of blood.

Of course, wherever there is tragedy, there is also comedy. The number of people who had just updated their citizen registration at the civil affairs window and dragged the sword owner to the marriage registration office next door to register is really quite a lot. Everyone in the civil affairs bureau also liked it and would immediately give it to them.

Blessings and discounts with no registration fee.

But the Divorce/Civil Mediation Office next door is a hundred times busier every day. The special mediation department, which is dedicated to mediating disputes between the Spirit Blade and the Sword Master, occupies 50% of the entire mediation office's manpower and 70% of its business volume. It is overworked all year round.

There is also a sign that goes up all the year round, "Impulsive marriage without full understanding is equal to an early divorce", which makes the colleagues next door glare.

Since the place where the sign is hung is also a must-pass for the marriage registration office, it is almost like embarrassing the registration office. The regular "plaque wars" triggered by the two sides over this sign are also a joke kept by the Bailu District Government.

The tragedy in the novel is impressive, but not many people like the tragedy in reality.

The job of Wu Wu and other members of the Legal Affairs Section is to reduce the occurrence of this situation as much as possible at the source, at least not to allow the situation to develop to the worst step.

Yes, that's right, leaving directly is not the worst, at least it's a peaceful breakup, and there is also a T0P0 bloody ending on top of the top 3 worst.

Newspapers usually don't report it, but when Wu Wu came into contact with it, the sword spirit was disgusted to the point of hatred, and the sword master was killed with the first blow after waking up. There were dozens of cases every year, and it was very sad that a happy event turned directly into a funeral.

Not many, but always there.

At least, make the reasons for some tragedies less embarrassing?

For example, the person who made the internal annual news, a demi-human comrade, his initial soul blade was a pen. He kept it in his body for a long time and moved it up and down to gain comfort and pleasure. Ahem, don’t get me wrong.

He is a wild boar demi-human and suffers from severe rhinitis and hay fever.

Race relations: The nostrils are huge and the amount of nasal mucus is amazing. Sometimes I can’t stand it anymore in the wild, so I use handy objects to clear or block the pollen. Well, it’s already disgusting enough.

What's even more sad is that apart from his hygienic habits, this wild boar demi-human has a pretty good reputation for character. It is said that the pen spirit also has a good impression of him, but when he was just born, he was so angry (not just angry) that he...

The white knife came in and the red knife came out. Later, the pen spirit also chose to kill himself on the spot.

People don't know how to evaluate news like this, and most people still hope it won't happen.

Well, according to an internal evil tabloid, after an autopsy, it was found that the wild boar man still suffered from severe constipation and hemorrhoids. Neighbors at the crime scene also heard a female voice saying "Don't you like being poked? I'll let you poke me happy today."

It screamed, and the victim died in a miserable state, with a wooden stake from bottom to top. It is difficult to say whether the reason why the pen spirit died was because he blamed himself for killing his owner, or because he did not want to live at all after venting his anger.

Ahem, let’s get back to the point. At least the staff of the Public Law Department like Wuwu will never spread or believe rumors. Everything is based on the official press release.

Colleagues at the Public Law Department have always regarded reducing this type of news as their own responsibility, and strive to start from the source, starting from the baby.

That's right, doll.

"Teacher, teacher, you can go to the next part. Mom has already said what you said, I want to watch the beast fighting! I just came here to watch the beast fighting!"

"Haha, you actually called me teacher, she is not a teacher, she is"

"It's big sister! Beautiful big sister!"

Looking at the laughing children below, even Wu Wu, who was accustomed to treating his colleagues with a serious face, also showed a friendly smile.

The sword master's spiritual power needs to accumulate, and the spiritual blade needs time to grow and evolve. The sooner the first blade is born, the better. At this time, in front of Wuwu, except for the rabbits who were looking around and feeling uncomfortable and feeling that they were in the wrong place, they were a group of people who were not tall enough.

The rabbit is half a carrot head.

"Little guys, I know your parents will emphasize it repeatedly, but not everyone is lucky enough to have someone to give them daily guidance. What's more, respecting the spirit blade is equal to respecting the family. Knowing does not mean that you will definitely know. Maybe you can do it now

, but five or ten years later? You must learn to be kind to your friends."

Listening to the laughter of the children below, Wuwu still had a kind smile. She also knew that these words were the preaching that the children were tired of hearing, and the result was that they probably went in one ear and out the other.

But as long as one person listens to it, one person changes, and an accident is avoided, then the work is meaningful. Preventive work usually has no effect, but it is necessary.

Since the establishment of the General Law Department, the accident rate has dropped by more than 70% within a century. Although it is not the fault of the General Law Department, this result does make the colleagues of the General Law Department like Wuwu proud.

The real situation has changed from complicated to complicated. The relationship between the sword master and the sword spirit has long been a specialized subject that integrates sociology, ethics, and psychology. Detailed guidance will probably take several years, but one thing has always been the focus and core.

Respect, respect, respect.

If you treat the spirit blades as the same kind, many tragedies will not happen.

The source of many accidents is that sword owners regard them as objects or even ordinary tools. They probably think that most people will never have an awakened sword spirit in this life, and it is fine to use them as tools. But this "luck" really comes.
To be continued...
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