Chapter Thirteen: Easy-to-follow
The male rabbit's feet are shaky, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; the two rabbits walk by the ground, how can I tell whether I am a male or female?
-- "Mulan's Word"
Wang Sanfan felt his face burning. He looked at the initiator, but he was angry and suddenly became furious: "Hey! You girl, I kindly find a reason to get you off the stage! Why are you ungrateful?! The clay man is still a bit rustic. Do you think I have a good temper or what?"
The woman had no intention of apologizing at all, and also shouted at Sanfan: "Why are you stepping down? You obviously humiliate me!"
"Hurt?" Sanfan was amused and crying, "Where did this start? Is it a shame to ask you to take me to eat snacks?"
The woman said shyly and angrily: "Hmph! Don't think I'm a woman and don't know the dirty places you men go to! You want to go... OK!" As she said that, she pulled Wang Sanfan's sleeve and left. Wang Sanfan threw away in confusion: "You can lead the way ahead!"
The woman glared at him again, snorted, and led the way.
"Lan Kwai Fong" is not too far. After turning two streets, you will see a row of gorgeous three-story buildings standing in the middle of the road. Sanfan looked and praised: "It seems that these food shops should be doing well, right? The buildings are all so high! It seems that the food in Beijing is not only Sanweifang..."
The woman leading the way heard Sanfan's feelings and turned her head to look at him strangely. Sanfan's scalp tightened: "What are you doing?"
The woman turned her head quickly, and Sanfan saw her trembling a few times, muttering to herself: "What's wrong with it..."
When he came to the downstairs of "Lan Kwai Fong", Sanfan looked at the plaque and the closed door in confusion: "What's going on? It's almost time to win, why haven't the door opened yet? How can you make money like this? This boss is really lazy!"
The woman turned her face and her expression was still strange: "Do you know what this food shop is best at?"
Sanfan pondered: "Since it is called 'Lan Kwai Fong', I believe that desserts such as osmanthus cake must be very good..."
The woman couldn't help laughing and bent over: "Haha! I'm so laughing... "Lan Kwai Fong actually sells osmanthus cakes? You're such a...Haha..."
Sanfan saw her trembling pear blossoms and said depressedly: "I am a chef, of course I'm tempted by food. What's so funny! But it's really a headache to not open the door - it's finally easy to take a break from my busy schedule..."
The woman's eyes rolled: "Do you want to go in now?"
Sanfan rolled his eyes: "Of course!"
"Then come with me..." As he said that, he led Sanfan into a ready-to-wear shop.
Sanfan was shocked - did he know how terrible the shopping fetish of modern women: "No way? I'll tell me to go back and forth to the food shop and I'm going to quarrel with me? Besides, we're not familiar with each other!"
"What a quarrel! Did I say I'm going to spend your money? Sneezing!" He snatched Bai Sanfan for a few words, then turned around and picked up his clothes...
Sanfan was speechless, but soon discovered something: "Hey, girl! Why are you picking men's clothes?"
The woman didn't worry with Sanfan this time: "Don't call her girl! I have a name - my name is Brigitte Lin?"
"Britain Lin?" Sanfan opened his mouth wide.
"Hear?" The woman was very proud, "I am the 'rouge tiger' among the ten tigers in the capital!"
Sanfan didn't comment and muttered to himself: "I heard that? Well... Is it very familiar - isn't it Dongfang Bubai?"
When Sanfan saw that she finally picked up a satisfactory long gown. Looking at the cloth clothes on her body, he couldn't help asking: "Why do you have to change your clothes? You haven't seen anyone with disheveled clothes. You're not allowed to enter?"
"Buy clothes for you? I think it's beautiful!" As Sanfan expected, he beat him with a stick, "This is prepared for me!"
"Woman dressed up as a man? Why?"
The woman's face felt impatient: "Stop talking nonsense! Wait..."
Sanfan waited for her to go to the changing room and thought to himself: "Can you only entertain male guests?... Maybe the owner of the food shop felt angry because he could only follow his female compatriots to celebrate the festival? He made a small fuss! He wouldn't establish the Men's Day by himself? Bah! He was out of his way again..."
While Sanfan was thinking about it, Qingxia had already changed her clothes and came out. She stood in front of Sanfan, and there was no previous barrier. She asked with a smile: "How is it? Are you handsome?"
Sanfan laughed: "Handsome?" But after looking carefully, Qingxia was really feminine and charming at this time. Sanfan smiled and patted her shoulder: "Well... it tasted a bit like an oriental invincible!"
The intimate action immediately changed to a bunch of rolling eyes: "Go!"
Sanfan didn't feel embarrassed and smiled faintly: "To be honest, he is more feminine and less masculine!"
Qingxia said unconvincedly: "Is that true? But the last time she went in with her friends, she was not discovered by the people in the shop!"
"Haha!" Sanfan laughed, "That's because the businessman knows the winks and deliberately doesn't expose you. After all, it's a good thing to make money! Give me the things..." As he said that, he snatched the eyebrow pencil, rouge and other things from her hand and packed it up on her face... Qingxia was about to get angry, but when she saw Sanfan's pure gaze, she stood still and let him sprinkle on her face...
After a moment, Sanfan stopped and looked at his work with satisfaction. This time, even the owner of the garment store who was smiling at them was surprised in his eyes.
Qingxia hurriedly came to a bronze mirror, unable to believe that it was herself - there was a young man in the mirror, and no one would have thought that she was still a beautiful girl just now!
Sanfan joked next to him: "How is it? My skills are good! Now, 'How can I tell if I am male or female'?"
Qingxia then looked at Sanfan in surprise: "You are such a chef? Why do I think you are familiar with this? You are not the legendary flower-picking thief - disguised..."
"Disguise?" Sanfan asked interestedly - no wonder, anyone who returns to the past always yearns for the world...
"Yes! This man is innocent and has a very bad reputation! But his appearance is really amazing. I heard that he slipped away several times by using this trick... You know, there are countless top experts in the world, but he changed his appearance several times, and his appearance is all those who are surrounded, which makes them really dirty... But fortunately he was caught two years ago..."
"Oh? Since his disguise skills are so superb, will he still be arrested?" Sanfan asked in confusion.
"It's not his disguise technique, but a genius among the heroes. His nose is very sensitive, and the disguise object that day had a strange fragrance... Haha!"
Sanfan smiled and said, "Haha, man's calculations are not as good as God's calculations. When he met a dog's nose, this guy was blamed for it!"
Qingxia smiled and said, "That's it!" Looking up at the sky, seeing that the sun was already on the verge of attention, she said, "Okay! Now let's go to 'Lan Kwai Fong'..."
This time they didn't go to the front door. Qingxia led Sanfan through the streets and alleys, and came to the back door of "Lan Kwai Fong" in a twists and turns.
Chapter completed!