Nanyue, Wuhua Town

"The water of a waterfall can penetrate stones, but my heart is even more violent than a waterfall, but why can't it penetrate your heart."

Wuhua Town, next to the waterfall about five feet long, a middle-aged man in his thirties revealed his mature temperament. He said to a woman who is a fairy who is called a fairy. If someone is here, he may laugh out loud. However, judging from the solemn expression of the middle-aged man, he doesn't look like a master of girls, nor does he want to be a veteran of flowers. The woman's eyebrows are beautiful and her long hair is draped between her back. Her temperament seems to be a piece of ice. She is wearing white clothes, and a little girl who is five or six years old is following her.

"Unless your blood stains the waterfall, take out your heart to show me." The woman said coldly; after five or six seconds, the woman saw the middle-aged man unmoved, and seemed to be thinking about something. The woman grabbed the little girl and said, "If you can't, you will follow me like a fly in the future."

The man shouted at the woman: "How about the waterfall stained with blood? So what if the heart is taken out? I don't dislike you. I hope I can open your cold heart." The woman turned her head and said: "You have always been cowardly and timid, and dare not face reality."

Nanhu City

It was Wu Hou, and it was still like dusk. The drizzle continued to fall. There was a lake pool in the west of the city. The lake water was clear and there were groups of fish swimming back and forth. A fishing boat was floating on the lake. A woman stood at the bow of the boat and looked at the sad rain.

"The ripples splashed and circles were circles, and the fisherman's flower boat contained jade beads." It was heard in the woman's ears, and the woman couldn't help but look there, and a umbrella of oil cloth entered the woman's eyes.

He was wearing a white dress, holding a white paper fan in one hand, and an umbrella in the other hand, with long hair tied to the top of his head, and part of it stretched down his back. He looked pretty and gave people a melancholy temperament.

The woman walked into the fishing boat disappointedly because she knew that the man, whose surname was Qian, had a single word, Yi. The nickname "The Immortal in Poems, the Saint in Text."

His name is good, handsome and elegant, and has a great literary talent, but this person is a very rich man and is naturally romantic.

Qian Yi saw the woman walking into the fishing boat and couldn't help but say, "I dare to ask the girl's name, Qian Yi, who is named "Immortal in Poems and Saint in Texts"."

Not far away, two more people came, one of whom was as fat as a mountain and had a basin. Even though he was wearing an umbrella, his clothes were still partially wet by the rain. His surname was Zhu, his courtesy name was Yude, and his pseudonym "Gui Jianchou" had already reached its peak. He was praised by others: "I have heard that for ten years, my mouth is as good as a god."

Another person, who has a similar figure to Qian Yi, has a slightly worse appearance, a slightly worse hairstyle, a slightly worse temperament, etc. The surname is Che, whose name is Zihua. He is good at drawing and picking up young women, and is also the most embarrassing name among them: the painting "Young Woman Killer" painted by Che Zi, and the characters seem to be alive.

Three of them met ten years ago, and they appreciate each other, but they are not brothers but better than brothers. The three had a famous name in the prosperous Tang Dynasty: the scum trio. Even so, countless beauties still fall into their arms every day. Whenever this happens, Qian Yi would say, "There is no way for a handsome man, so you can't let them come back empty-handed!" Zhu Yude would answer, "It's a matter of character. Good man! Everything is good." The third party's answer is often unexpected: "Carture, unique charm, there is only one person in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. That is Che Zi's painting."

After the two approached, Zhu Yude couldn't help laughing and said, "What's wrong? Brother Qian's appearance has regressed. He can't even hook up with a fisherman." Che Zihua next to him also muttered, "You are good at literary talent, but your ability to hook up with a beautiful woman has regressed."

Qian Yi glared at the two of them and began his long speech: "How could my appearance be regressed. I am: handsome, elegant, handsome, handsome, handsome, young and rich, brave, invincible, invincible, the world's number one, lonely master, invulnerable, I am the only one, jade-faced man, invincible, brave, brave, fearless, invincible, wise, magical, chivalrous, and unfair, from ancient times to the present, unparalleled, humble and studious, not ashamed to ask questions, smart, lively and cute, enthusiastic to treat friends, cold, sinister and cunning, doing everything, cruel and ruthless, doing everything, going through fire and water to friends, never giving up, and treacherous..."

Zhu Yude interrupted Qian Yi and said impatiently: "I have said it a hundred times. Can I change it to something new?"

Bangchezi said, "If you can let this little beggar hook up with the little girl Yu's girl from the east of the city, what is that skill?"

Zhu Yude also said in unison: "Yes, it's that beggar."

Let me tell you! I pointed my hand at the little beggar who was hiding under the bridge hole not far away. The little beggar was about eleven or twelve years old, dressed in rags, revealing a large area of ​​skin. Her skin was also dark and thin, and she was lowering her head and not knowing what to do.

Qian Yi glanced there and said interestedly: "Can you make a bet?"

The two looked at each other and said, "Why don't you dare?"

Zhu Yudedao: "Your bet must be a green pen, are you right? Brother Che."

Che Zihua nodded, which means he agreed.

Qian Yi asked at this time: "It seems that you haven't expressed your bet yet!"

The two turned their heads, turned their backs to Qian Yi, and muttered for about half a stick of incense! Someone turned his head and said, "We decided to give one thousand taels of silver."

Qian Yi said lazily: "One thousand taels of silver, you won't be so stingy! My green feather pen is worth at least 1,500 taels of silver, so I won't say much nonsense. Brother Zhu also has eight treasure wild duck, Buddha-hand gold rolls, fried cuttlefish shreds. As for Brother Che, you don't have to cook. Just steal your fragrant scented {1}."

Seeing the two men's faces change drastically, Qian Yi couldn't help but add another fire: "You are not so timid, are you afraid to even play a bet, just the next time you cook, you can steal Xiangxiang's Hozi!"

Zhu Yude bit his teeth and said, "Just bet, do you dare, Brother Che!"

Che Zi turned his head and couldn't help but smile: "Yes, yes, but if you lose a bet, you will not only lose the Qingyu Pen, but you will also run to the Emperor's City and shout ten times: {I Qian Yi is a playboy}"

Qian Yixin was bleeding and begged: "Brother Che, you are not so cruel, right! Can you change the conditions?"

Zhu Yude laughed and said, "How can I change it! Think about it, Xiangxiang is one of the nine beauties, and my eight-treasure wild duck, Buddha-handed golden rolls, and fried cuttlefish shreds. Which one does not take me two days!"

Qian Yi said: "Okay! That's it."

Zhu Yude said with confidence: "Three days later, let's see the results. If the beggar can kiss Aunt Yu's little girl, and Aunt Yu's little girl is shy and unannoyed. You will win."

Che Zihua said, "Haha, Brother Zhu, let's go!"

The two walked towards the distance. Qian Yi showed a smile on his face, and thought to himself: "Haha, you must lose, you don't think about it. When you bet you have won!" He walked straight to the bridge hole. When he saw the little beggar drawing something, he couldn't help but feel curious. He squatted on the ground and watched what the little beggar was drawing! There was a long thing on the ground, wrinkled and curious. Qian Yi asked curiously: "Little brother, what are you drawing!" When the little beggar heard this, he noticed.

There was a person next to him who couldn't help panic and flinched. He hugged in the corner of the wall, Qian Yi couldn't help but take out a few taels of silver and handed it to the little beggar. The little beggar didn't dare to pick it up. When he saw Qian Yi's gentle eyes, he slowly reached out to take it over. After taking it, he asked, "What do you need me to do!" Qian Yi said intimately, "This kid is quite smart! That thing is much easier to do. But he is also quite stubborn. When others see someone rewarding money, they will scream from the uncle, and this kid."

"Little brother, what's your name?" Qian Yiwen, who had reacted after a long time,

The little beggar said, "Xu Li, one word is flying."

Qian Yi immediately waved: "The clouds and geese fly farther away from the sky, and the fragrance of the bamboo fence leaves flowing water. Who gave the good name?"

Xu Lifei felt a little embarrassed. If his face was not dirty, he would definitely see his face blushing and said, "I'm fine. By the way, what do you want me to do!"

When Qian Yi heard this, his face became heavier and he said seriously: "I want you to go and fuck the little girl."

Xu Lifei was stunned and said a word "bubble"

Qian Yi replied: "For the little girl, I will go to the daughter of Aunt Yu, and after the matter is done, I will give you a hundred taels of silver. Let's go! Now you wash and dress me up, and I will be a handsome guy."

Xu Lifei had a dream in his heart, which was to fly high in the air with the fairy sword and be blown by the wind of freedom, because he had seen a man flying past his eyes with the fairy sword, and the 100 taels of silver at the moment was exactly what he needed.

The next day, the sky was clear, Qian Yi and Xu Lifei walked out of the restaurant. When Qian Yi saw a couplet not far away, he couldn't help but laugh. Xu Lifei also turned to see it. It was a luxurious thatched cottage with marble paved floor, silver as walls, and white jade as tiles. If you go there once, it would take five taels of silver. Xu Lifei often saw it, so it was not surprising that he saw it. But he didn't understand what Qian Yi was laughing at. Qian Yi smiled and said to Xu Lifei: "Did you see something sticking on the thatched cottage?"

Xu Lifei said: "It's a couplet. I don't know what it says!"

Qian Yi said excitedly: "I wrote this couplet. The boss of the cottage paid 500 taels of silver to me. The first couplet is that the heroes and heroes of the world come here to bow their heads and pay tribute. The second couplet is that the chaste women in the world come in and untied their skirts. The horizontal couplet is that the righteousness of heaven and earth is the righteousness of heaven and earth."

Xu Lifei felt his head a little flushed and dizzy, and was so impressed by the uncle in front of him that he admired him.

Strong! Rarely strong!

Qian Yi said: "Let's take you to see this little girl."

Not long after walking across the long bridge, I saw a woman selling candied haws, followed by a girl as big as Yu Xulifei. Although the woman was not beautiful, she was very neat. The little girl's eyes were clear and transparent, her face was made of pink and jade, and a ponytail was tied behind her. Qian Yi handed her to Xu Lifei with a red cloth and said, "You only have three days to hook up with the little girl. Ordinary little girls can take the bait. I will pull Aunt Yu away later. You go and talk to the little girl. Remember that he will definitely feel good to you and have a great affection."

Xu Lifei asked, "What is this!"

Qian Yi said: "You open it and take a look! Remember this is for that little girl, okay, I'll go and attract Aunt Yu."

Qian Yi walked over and said a few words. Aunt Yu followed Qian Yi away. Xu Lifei finally didn't open it. He walked over pretending to behave and walked over to the little girl pretending to say, "Come on! Sell two strings of candied haws."

The little girl pouted her pink mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "You go and get it yourself!"

Xu Lifei looked at the candied haw rack that was much taller than him and said, "God, I can't hook it! Forget it! I'll take it when your family comes!"

The little girl couldn't help but show her little tiger teeth and smiled. Xu Lifei said intimately: "A strong man is worthy of being a strong man."

Yesterday Qian Yi told him: A little girl is usually very curious about things, animals, scenery, words, etc. The first time she talks to him, she must pretend to be a gangster and sometimes educated person.

Xu Lifei asked, "What's your name!"

The little girl said in a spirit: "I don't know what your name is yet! Mom said that when a boy asked you, he must let him say his name."

Xu Lifei looked up at the sky, and said with a little loss: "Down smoke, clouds and geese fly away from the end of the sky, and fragrance leaves the bamboo fence and flowing water. Xu Li, one word is flying."

Clearing thousands of miles, the sun shining hotly, but unfortunately it will never shine in a dark place.

The little girl looked up at the boy and looked up at the sky. A big question mark appeared in the little girl's mind. She couldn't help but say her own name.

Yu Lixiang!

Xu Lifei opened his mouth and chanted, "White snow, flowers are gone in the sky, pear blossoms are fragrant, remembering the sorrowful heart, the idiot under the tree, who dreams, never wake up, how much is drunk? Dreams are not dreams, drunk is not drunk, it is empty, laugh at the vicissitudes, don't be confused."

Yu Lixiang has a good memory. He only listened to Xu Lifei reciting a sentence and recited it. Xu Lifei said, "Lixiang, let me tell you a few jokes!"

Seeing Yu Lixiang nodding, Xu Lifei began to tell the joke Qian Yi told him yesterday.

1. When my mother saw that Xiao Ming was not eating, she said angrily: "Xiao Ming, if you don't eat again, I will open your butt." Xiao Ming said: "Mom, is it fragrant if your butt blooms?"

2. The cattle herding on the mountain always follows the cows, and I fantasize that the old cows can have the spirituality to lead me to find treasures. Once a new path was opened up to attract a group of wasps, full of bags.

He told several jokes, and Xu Lifei made the moves, which made the little girl giggle. After seeing the right time, Xu Lifei took out money from behind and gave him something to the little girl, and said, "This is for you. I have always wanted to be friends with you."

This sentence was not what Qian Yi said, it was what he thought in his heart.

The little girl said, "Okay! I finally have my first friend."

Xu Lifei smiled and said, "Your mother is here."

Xu Lifei wanted to point out not far away, but Qian Yi followed the aunt and the aunt to the place. Yu Lixiang hurriedly ran over, threw herself into the aunt Yu's arms, and said, "Mom, I made a friend today."

Aunt Yu smiled and said, "Which little boy is it? Let your mother see!"

Yu Lixiang pulled his mother to her and pulled the little boy up again, and said, "Mom, it's him! His name is Xu Lifei."

Xu Lifei said obediently: "Hello Auntie!"

He said to Qian Yi who was following him again: "Hello Uncle Qian!"

Aunt Yu asked, "What is your relationship with Qian Yi?"

Before Xu Lifei could answer, Qian Yi hurriedly said, "He is a cousin from afar."

For fear that Xu Lifei would not have disclosed the news if he was not careful.

After hearing this, Aunt Yu pulled Qian Yi into a corner without a man, grabbed Qian Yi's ear and said angrily: "You are not romantic enough, and you also want your nephew to take my daughter. Do you don't want to live anymore? You want me to kill you?"

Qian Yi said carefully: "No, Sister Yu, I bet with those two people, let my nephew kiss your daughter, and if you can share half of your bet at that time?"

Although Aunt Yu is not a person who loves money very much, she doesn’t catch a cold about money. She couldn’t help but ask: “What is the bet!”

Qian Yi said proudly: "One thousand taels of silver."

It seems like I have taken advantage of it.
To be continued...