Chapter 57 Teahouses can't sell alcohol?
"Brother, brother, don't you ask Brother Yu to sit down first?" Hou Ruofang smiled and said softly to Li Mu.
Li Mu shook his head hard, and then he realized that he was not dreaming, and the scholar with a gentle smile in front of him had indeed become his brother.
"This... what's the fucking thing about this?" Li Mu thought with some amusement.
But at this point, Li Mu couldn't refuse, so he had to hold another elder brother, which might not necessarily lead to any harm. He bowed and said, "Brother, don't blame me. I have been studying abroad for many years, and I often feel lonely. I didn't want to meet my brother, but I was so happy that I was a little confused. If there is any rudeness, I hope not to blame me, don't blame me..."
After saying that, he immediately helped Hou Ruofang pull up the chair and asked the newly-acquainted brother to sit down and fulfill the responsibilities that a younger brother should do.
Hou Ruofang sat down with a smile on his face, waved his hand at Li Mu and said, "No wonder, no wonder, only this is how I just explained that my brother is a person of temperament. How can I blame my brother? I will sit down quickly. You and my brother meet for the first time, so I should communicate more."
"Damn you, you know that this is our first meeting?"
Li Mu muttered in his heart, but said in a stack of voices: "Yes, thank you, brother for being magnanimous. I would like to ask for some snacks when I go and ask for a long time. When you and my brother talk, it will not seem too much... too much..."
Li Mu said "too much" and didn't know how to describe it. It can't be said that it was too boring, too tasteless, or even too boring, so he needed to drink tea and eat snacks to pass the time, right?
If you dare to say this, I am afraid that the brother who has just become a sworn brother will immediately turn against each other before he can get warm.
Since he couldn't say it, Li Mu stopped "too much". He turned to Dr. Tea and shouted: "My man, come here with some peanuts, melon seeds, fried beans, or any other snacks you have here, and you will also take some of them. Let's count the money later."
Li Mu is an expert in asking for food in the teahouse. When he was in Lianshan Town, he was often sent by some business travelers. Today, he just copied the words and shouted in a very good manner, with a nouveau riche.
Hou Ruofang smiled and looked at the brother Niu with interest, without saying a word.
It was not until Li Mu sat down again that he raised the teacup and said warmly: "I heard from my brother's accent, it seems that I am the native of Chunan. It's just that there are occasionally some Yuexi tone mixed in it. It sounds a bit like people from Weiyang City, Yuexi or Lianshan Town in Chunan. I wonder if Brother Yu guessed it right?"
You uncle, can you guess this? Scholars are indeed terrible.
Li Mu couldn't help but feel a little alert. It was true that there were dragons and tigers in the world. Even a sour scholar in the teahouse had such ability. If he was accidentally caught, he was found sad and was found on him. The final outcome would probably be to be buried in the weeds outside the city.
Just when Li Mu was a little at a loss, the Dr. Tea came to the side with snacks, which just saved Li Mu, so that he could think more time and not be too embarrassed.
I saw Dr. Cha smiled and diligently put a few plates of fried beans on the table. He bowed slightly and said, "Please use it slowly, two guests. I still have some things to be busy with, so I won't be here to serve you. Please don't blame me."
Hou Ruofang nodded with a smile, and Dr. Cha walked away politely.
Li Mu couldn't help but sigh that the people in this big city felt different. When he was in Lianshan Town, he was very eloquent, but compared with this Dr. Tea, he was a bit miserable. He wanted to make up a lie, but he couldn't make it up.
After thinking about it, Li Mu felt that the three words "Lianshan Town" were really dangerous. In contrast, Weiyang City, which he had never been to before, seemed relatively safer.
He pretended to be interrupted by Dr. Tea, and said with a smile: "Brother has such a good eye... Oh, no, he has such a good ear. I suddenly realized that my younger brother was from Weiyang City, Yuexi..."
Just when Li Mu wanted to continue making up lies, he suddenly felt a gust of cold wind blowing, and couldn't help but shivering, and then he couldn't continue talking.
Hou Ruofang on the side couldn't help but shrink his neck. The two of them turned their heads at the same time. Just when they were about to ask Dr. Cha, they saw that the curtain at the door had been lifted up and many guests came in. The number of people was about twelve or three, and each of them had weapons hanging around their waists, looking extremely fierce.
Except for two middle-aged women wearing swords around their waists, and a kind man who looked a little old and amiable with a short black gun on his back, the rest were all strong men in strong suits and looked about in their twenties and thirties.
One of the big men was even thicker and strong, with a shiny head on the top of his head. It seemed that the waist was really not much different from his height. It immediately made Li Mu's admiration for the old dream of Xilou again become a little stronger - there are actually people in this world with a height and width.
The man looked less than forty years old, with his face covered with flesh and his beard standing upright, like a steel needle growing on his face, looking quite ferocious. Although his head was shining, there was no monk's ring marks. I guess he was born like this.
Carrying a huge mace on his shoulder, his sharp teeth flashed in the fire from the stove, making Li Mu feel cold.
Good guy, if you get this, you may be either a fracture or a blooming end.
No matter how the group looked, they were not like a kind man and a trustworthy woman. Dr. Cha quickly came forward and served him diligently, and then took everyone to the best position to sit down. He immediately let the tables beside Li Mu and the other two sit up immediately.
It is said that reading thousands of books is not as good as traveling thousands of miles, and traveling thousands of miles is not as good as reading countless people. This is a bit reasonable.
Although the tea doctors in the teahouse have low status, people come and go in the teahouse, and all kinds of people will appear; these tea doctors can be regarded as seeing countless people, and have long developed a pair of fiery eyes. Who is easy to serve, who is not easy to serve, who is able to procrastinate, who cannot offend, who is unable to offend, who is already clear in their hearts.
The people in front of us are either expressionless or vicious, and they are definitely not easy to offend or serve. But things are always two-sided. Although these people seem vicious, they often act generously. As long as they serve them well, they will naturally not be less rewarded, which is far from comparable to ordinary guests.
For example, Mr. Li Mu next to them wants him to give him a reward? Go to dream.
A "clang" sounded, and the bald man walked to the edge of the table, took down the mace on his shoulder, and put it on the table. He suddenly made the teacup and tea bowls on the table jump, and also made Dr. Tea's eyelids jump.
"Waiter, first give the old man ten kilograms of Jinyanglie, and then cut five kilograms of cooked beef." Before the man could sit down, he shouted roughly, "When I was in the Central Plains, I often heard those bastards who had come to Chunan. Chunan's Jinyanglie has a unique taste and a long stamina, and can be called a peerless wine. I don't know how much saliva has flowed in secret. This time I finally came to Chunan, so I must drink him a few meals, otherwise there would be nothing to brag about when I go back."
The bald man looked a little hideous, but he didn't expect that his voice was thick and long, and he didn't feel that he was fierce and vicious, but instead had a kind of honest and straightforward taste.
As for the Jin Yanglie he mentioned, it can be regarded as a famous wine in Chunan. Not only is the wine clear and mellow fragrance, but it feels unique when you drink it in your mouth.
Although Li Mu had never drunk it himself, according to the description of his third uncle and some elders, the wine was like cutting it in his mouth, and when it went down his throat, it was like swallowing charcoal. It would not become warm, soft and long, and steaming, which was incomparable to ordinary spirits.
Although wine is good, the old man obviously made a mistake. He came in a teahouse, not a tavern, and ran to the teahouse to ask for wine. Even if the bald man's behavior is not unprecedented, he is probably one of the few ancient and modern times.
If it weren't for a group of people who either carried guns or swords, it would probably not take much effort to tear down the "Pinzhulou". Dr. Tea might have to doubt whether this man came to make trouble on purpose.
But since this man had already entered the store, he had no intention of driving the customer out, and even if he wanted to get out, he probably didn't have the courage. Therefore, Dr. Tea had to say with a bitter face: "Master, please sit down first, the smaller one is a teahouse..."
"Teahouse? Can't teahouse sell wine? Why do people who don't sell wine have to put these wine bowls for?" Before Dr. Tea finished speaking, the bald man curiously picked up a tea bowl on the table, looked left and right, and seemed to think it should be a wine bowl.
Dr. Cha's face couldn't help but feel even more bitter. I probably couldn't explain this kind of thing clearly.
Although Yunyang City is not the largest city in southern Chu, it is also a thoroughfare of water and land. There are many business trips coming and going. Over time, this kind of fool can occasionally meet one or two; Dr. Tea also knows that this kind of fool is the most difficult to entertain. They often think that what they think should be? That's what. No matter how you say a flower, they will still make their own requests.
It’s really my own wise tea doctors, my natural rivals!
For example, the teacup and teacup problem in front of them is the wine glass that pours wine. Maybe they are still begging the store owner for being stingy, why don’t they make some big bowls? They just put some small bowls, which makes people unhappy to drink.
"Waiter, your wine bowl is too small. How much wine can it hold? It's not satisfying to drink at all. Are you still afraid that the old man will not pay?" Dr. Tea just thought of this, and the bald man was really very cooperative and said in time what Dr. Tea thought of in his mind.
Chapter completed!