Chapter 3 The boy's urine cleverly breaks the five immortals
"Doctor Chang, is my kidney okay?"
"Ah? It's okay." Chang Situo's contemplation was interrupted by Yi Ersan.
"Oh, then I'll leave first, don't believe in my father's Qigong metaphysics."
After Yi Ersan confirmed that he had no problem, he immediately applied oil to the soles of his feet, for fear that the doctor would ask some strange questions again.
Chang Situo raised his hand and wanted to stop Yi Ersan and asked him what strange things he had been in contact these days. If there was really, remember to continue contacting, but before he could say it, Yi Ersan had already slipped out of the door.
"Hey! I can only ask next time." Chang Situo sighed and prepared to see the next patient.
Yi Ersan left the hospital, swept a shared bicycle, and took the grave objects he had taken from his home to Qingyan Cemetery, where he buried his mother who had died before he could remember.
Because Yiben Shu has been cheating every day, he is afraid that someone will come to him, and even more afraid that he will know the sleeping place of his relatives at home and someone will be exposed to someone’s grave. Therefore, Yiben Shu never comes to the cemetery, and it is all done by Yiben Shu.
Qingyan Cemetery is far from the city, so when Yibensu reaches Qingyan Cemetery, the sky is already dark.
"Today, the sun sets a little faster than the previous one." Yi Ersan felt that today's Qingyan Cemetery had a hint of chill than before. He subconsciously hugged his arms tightly and shivered, and walked quickly towards the forest path leading to the cemetery.
On the evening of the summer days, it is always stuffy or hot.
But today...
The temperature in Qingyan Cemetery was a little low, which made Yi Ersan feel that it was winter, and the green plants around him were hung with white frost.
‘Did you encounter a ghost when you are in the dog days?’
Yi Ersan felt that his hair was blowing up, so he walked quickly, wanting to walk out of this forest path as soon as possible.
One minute...two minutes...five minutes...ten minutes...
The forest path that can be completed in less than five minutes on weekdays is now almost trotting, but Yi Ersan cannot see the end of the path at all.
‘What’s going on?’
Yi Ersan stopped and looked around carefully. More and more green plants began to hang on white frost. He wanted to turn around and retreat, but found that... the path behind him was also unable to see the end.
Moving forward or retreating? It is a rare choice for Yi Ersan. His brief thinking made him decide to continue moving forward. He had been walking for ten minutes, and maybe he could walk out after walking a few more steps.
Twenty minutes later...
Yi Ersan was sure that he must have been a traitor.
"Ghost hits the wall?" Yi Ersan muttered in a low voice, raised his hands above his head and worshiped him repeatedly: "My younger brother Yi Ersan, passing by the precious land, and ask the great immortals here to raise their hands and spare me..."
The paths in the forest are as quiet as a dead city. There is no news at all that insects should be there on summer nights.
Yi Ersan really wants to tell himself, people! Don’t scare yourself!
But at this time, the kind of thing that my father Yi Bonshu often talked about in the suburbs always appeared in his mind. He wanted to speak loudly, but found that for some reason, he couldn't even speak and speak.
Or, the sound he shouted had just jumped out of his mouth and was frozen in the air by the white frost outside.
Evil! It must be a collision with evil!
Yi Ersan quickly recalled the stories told by his father Yi Bonshu. When he encountered a ghost hitting a wall, if it was useless to kneel down and beg for mercy, then burn incense or burn talismans...
"Create incense! Burn incense! Burn in paper! Burn in paper!"
Yi Ersan was busy all kinds of things, and the lighter could not be fired, as if Bai Shuang had frozen the lighter's fire.
You can't burn incense, you can't burn paper... Yi Ersan suddenly remembered what his father said. There is another trick in this world that can break the evil devil's sneakyness, that is... a boy's urine!
"Is this a good move..."
Yi Ersan didn't care whether he was naked in public or whether he was hindering weather. He tried hard to release him, but found that it was rare to release him at this time.
Three, please bless, Tathagata, Jesus, God bless...
Yi Ersan's various prayers were finally released...
"ah!"
"ah!"
Two sounds pierced the eardrums, just like the sound made by glasses after rubbing against each other, and suddenly sounded from the forest, almost knocking Yi Ersan out of sight. The previous release was also stopped by the screams.
This is? What the hell?
Yi Ersan looked at the sound and was shocked by the scene in front of him again.
A mouse! A foot-long mouse stood like a human. It was standing around with eight small yellow flags the size of a palm. The small yellow flag was written with strange and difficult words, and there was a pool of blood in front of it.
The foot-long mouse was lifting its front paws, rubbing the blood stains on the corners of its lips like a person rubbing the blood from the corners of his mouth with his arms.
Opposite the mouse, there is a fox! A white fox!
The fox also stood like a human, with six yellow palm-sized flags beside him, and there was also a pool of blood sprayed in front of him.
A black car was parked in the middle between the fox and the mouse. Two people were lying beside the car, wearing black clothes and black sunglasses on their eyes.
Yi Ersan soon recognized that the two men in black were the fat sheep they met today. However, judging from their seven holes, their chests had not been up and down for a long time, the two were already dead.
A half-foot-long gray rat suddenly rushed out of the bushes. It jumped twice before coming to the corpse, and used its mouth to pick up the jade that it bought from Yi Er San from the corpse, which it had spent 30,000 yuan to buy from Yi Er San, and turned around and ran away.
When the fox saw this scene, his silver hair swelled up all over his body, and his two tails danced together, and another mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth and shouted: "Hao! A bad beast!"
Three feet above the head of a half-foot-long mouse, a ball of fist-sized lightning appeared out of thin air, blowing the mouse into a ball of burnt rotten meat, and frying the rotten meat more than ten meters away. By chance, it fell in front of Yi Ersan, who was hiding behind the tree to release liquid.
Yi Ersan looked at the dead greedy rat and took a deep breath, while his brain was spinning rapidly. The dead rat was the little brother of the big rat? Why did he take this piece of jade? Even if he was electrocuted, he still bit him tightly? Am I the fool? This is really a piece of jade?
The position where Baoyu fell was just above Yi Ersan's release object. Baoyu, which was stained with a little release object, was cracking. Yi Ersan suddenly felt a warm current flowing in his body, and the warm current drove his arm to grab the jade pendant.
Chapter completed!