Chapter 425: The Chopping Storm
Walcott arrived in London in advance. This familiar city brought him too much glory, but he didn't expect Liu Hao to be so indifferent to him. ()
After all, he has played in Arsenal for so many years and has brought countless joy to fans. Why hasn't anyone missed him in just half a year? After saying goodbye in disappointment, he returned to Liverpool's camp.
The Arsenal vs. Liverpool game is the highlight of this round of Premier League. Naturally, there will be no lack of excitement at the press conference, and there will be controversy and verbal controversy. Rogers should have deliberately brought Bass with him, in order to stimulate the professor. Recently, Bass has had news in London City these days and has been enough for reporters to write a novel because Bass is in love with the professor's daughter Leah at first sight.
Rogers was too lazy to speak, so he let the god of Ba accept the interview.
However, Rogers obviously did not notice that Ba Shen was transformed, and he seemed very quiet in front of the microphone. He did not answer any of the gossip questions asked by the reporter, and soon the interview fell into a cold situation.
It was useless for Rogers to wink beside him, and the god Ba looked like a wooden stake.
Damn it, don’t you always want to make headlines? Today, the sun is coming out from the west and doesn’t speak? What a complete problem boy!
In the end, he had to snatch the microphone and smooth the situation out for himself...
Balotelli did not cause trouble, which satisfied the professor, but he did not give Rogers face, and he came up and said:
"As we all know, Liverpool is no longer Liverpool last season. If Liverpool wants to get points at Emirates Stadium, he might as well go to Stamford Bridge. Maybe there is still some hope there. Oh, no, Chelsea is playing in the second leg of the Champions League semi-finals, who have they won?"
The winner is the king and the loser, and the professor uses the European Champions League to ridicule Rogers.
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"The waiter in this hotel is so beautiful, she looks like a flower!" Liu Yuebin entered the door with a dish plate, still savoring the stunning young woman just now.
"Is Tian Tian from your family good-looking?" Liu Hao joked.
"It's much better than Tian Tian. It's not of the same level at all. At first glance, I thought it was a fairy who came down to earth! In short, it's quite beautiful." Liu Yuebin was drooling and opened the plate. He was hungry for most of the day. It was not until noon that the hotel delivered food. This made him unable to wait. I don't know whether it was the beauty who made him drool or the food that made him drool.
"Brother Hao, I'll eat it first. Try it slowly..." Liu Yuebin grabbed a roast duck leg and put it into his mouth. Huang Yongjin next to him was not willing to fall behind and grabbed another roast duck leg.
"With your way of grabbing, I can only chew bones?" The two of them had already washed up, and only Liu Hao was lazy in his pants. In the end, they probably had to leave only duck bones.
"These are too greasy and are not suitable for you to eat. We can only sacrifice ourselves to fulfill your wishes! Look at how much we think about you!" In the blink of an eye, Liu Yuebin had already eaten half of the roast duck leg, and was full of oil. "It tastes delicious! It's so delicious!"
Another little guy Huang Yongjin chewed silently. His speed was not slower than him at all. The low-key guy was also terrifying...
When Liu Hao came out of the bathroom, the two of them were almost overwhelmed, but there was still enough portions of food left on the table for him.
"Damn, you lie down and fall asleep again after eating? It turns out that you have the talent of a pig! You sleep when you eat!" Liu Hao glanced at it and found that the two of them were really asleep! "You still have a conscience, and leave me food! But you don't have to pretend to sleep like a dead person!"
At that time, he didn't notice anything special, so Liu Hao sat on the sofa, preparing to eat something, and then returned to the team to report.
Well, the food is quite delicious. Although there is no roast duck legs, there is also a braised lion head. He likes to eat braised lion head, and he doesn't forget to hold the lion head up and put it on his nose to sniff it.
At this moment, with a click, the door seemed to be opened.
These two guys, you didn't even close the door, you were so unaware of safety! He had to put down the lion's head, stood up and wanted to walk over and close the door!
However, the door was not locked at all, but someone came in!
A top beauty walked in abruptly and closed the door!
Both of them saw each other at the same time.
Liu Hao was just slightly stunned, while the beauty was instantly frightened!
"Who are you looking for..." It is said that when men see beautiful women, nine out of ten become illegitimate and completely lose their minds. Liu Hao is a typical example at this time, and he never thought about what the other party's identity should be.
Even his first reaction was that this beauty should be a senior call girl, because the door of the room was not closed properly just now, so she walked into the wrong door...
The beauty with a look of beauty did not expect that Liu Hao's reaction was just so dull, which made her face restore a lot of energy and blood, and she looked much more normal.
"I... are here to close the plate!"
Oh, it turns out to be the beautiful waiter that Liu Yuebin mentioned just now. He is indeed as beautiful as a fairy. Such a beautiful waiter is not afraid of being caught by the customer when he enters the room? I thought he was a high-end girl, which is a pity... This guy also had dirty thoughts like a man.
"Can you give me a few minutes to finish this meal? Wasting food is shameful. I just want to eat it when I see it." Liu Hao scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed, and then stretched out his left foot and kicked Liu Yuebin who was still lying on the bed. A woman was in the room, and two men were sleeping on the bed, which was really indecent.
"Okay, that's right." The beauty's tone was very slow. Her pair of attractive eyes had never left Liu Hao since she came in. Liu Hao was afraid to look her eyes in front of her because she was so charming that she was a little scary.
Liu Hao kicked three consecutive kicks, but Liu Yuebin did not report it.
No, I slept so hard that I didn't really sleep like a pig...
"Xiao Jin, Xiao Jin..." Huang Yongjin naturally did not respond!
Now Liu Hao knows what's going on as long as he is not an idiot!
The fairy... has really appeared! It's poisoned...
However, as long as he was a woman, how could he deal with him later? As long as he was not a martial arts master, he still had the ability to resist women. As long as he was not in bed, if he was in bed, he would have to leave it to fate.
"I suddenly felt that my stomach was still full and I couldn't eat it anymore. Do you take away this food?" Liu Hao smiled, "But you can send me a bottle of Coke. I want to drink Coke."
“Isn’t it shameful to waste food?”
"Ahem, but you can't hurt your stomach because of food!" Liu Hao sat on the sofa and moved halfway, grabbed the key on the table, and suddenly a trace of cold sweat appeared on his forehead. It seemed that Huang Yongjin and Liu Yuebin were both drugged and unconscious, and could not wake up for a while. As long as the woman in front had no gun in her hand, she would shout for help...
Of course, it is safest to call the police first. So his right hand accidentally pressed a round button on the key ring. That's right, this is the signal receiver that Xiaopang police gave him. Xiaopang said that he could send the police to the scene within five minutes, hoping that it was true.
"Dou!Dou!Dou!Dou!" Liu Hao just pressed the button when the button actually rang!
Cao Nima! What kind of thing is this? It’s just an alarm! It’s a trick! At that moment, he felt like he was fooled by the fat policeman…
"Help! Kill someone!" Before the beauty could pull out the fruit knife from her sleeve, the guy had already shouted for help first! From this point of view, his consciousness was still quite strong, at least faster than others' moves, although he was just shouting with his mouth! At the same time, he grabbed the dish plate at the table with his left hand and directly pressed it on the woman's face.
Bang! Although the dish pounced on the woman's face, the plate was blocked by the knife in her hand!
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liu Hao ran faster than ever, and walked to the back of the sofa like a loach. He stepped forward and ran directly to the hotel door.
Continue to shout wildly - Help, kill someone!
He did this very decisively, without hesitation at all.
The woman held a knife and then chased her out, her expression becoming extremely ferocious!
"Kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!"
The sword is not eye-catching. Although Liu Hao is a man, he cannot fight with her empty-handed. Liu Hao was running wildly in front, and the woman was roaring and swinging the knife in the back. I don’t know, I really thought that the couple was fighting and his wife chased her husband with a knife...
In the corridor, although many people heard Liu Hao's screams, they could not react immediately and watched the woman chase Liu Hao.
Fortunately, the floor was not high, so Liu Hao quickly rolled and climbed from the third floor to the first floor, and finally appeared in the hotel lobby!
The security guard in the hall reported it was quite timely. He immediately pulled out an electric baton and blocked Liu Hao, fought in close combat with the woman, and finally rescued Liu Hao.
The security guard accurately swung the electric baton and hit the woman on the left shoulder.
The crazy woman was shouting: "I'm going to kill..." Finally, before she finished speaking the word "you", she fell down.
At this time, the police finally appeared like all police and gangster films.
Liu Hao was lying on the ground with his head raised and saw the fat policeman at first sight.
"It's really... it's really... it's really your mom cheating father!" He fainted in embarrassment...
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When Liu Hao woke up again, he was already lying in the hospital.
"Wake up, wake up!"
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the professor's long, wrinkled face.
"Where is this?" Liu Hao was stunned for a moment, and after blinking, he suddenly sat up in shock, "Is Liu Yuebin and Huang Yongjin okay?"
He had completely forgotten the terrifying scene just now, and was worried that Liu Yuebin and Huang Yongjin would come.
"Calm down, you lie down first. They are fine, they are just drugged and have woken up. But you... have wet your pants just now..." The professor comforted, and then looked at Liu Hao with some suspicion, "That woman, is the one you said in the morning who might come to you?"
"...Who do you think you should be?" Liu Hao rolled his eyes and then subconsciously touched his crotch. He had just returned from the gate of hell. The professor had to doubt himself. This was too unreasonable! No, could he think he had an affair with that woman?
"Ahem, I'm kindly concerned about you, you don't know. Now it's spreading on the Internet that you had a tryst with that woman in a hotel, because you didn't reach an agreement on funds, or you didn't pay for your work, or you didn't reach an agreement on the breakup fee with your mistress, and someone was chopped with a knife..." The professor said this with a expressionless face, slowly as if he was telling a story.
"What!" Liu Hao couldn't lie down now and sat up again! Why did this nature become so outrageous? He was obviously being chased by an unknown person, but he actually turned out to be a room with a woman? The British media's ability to spread rumors is really no worse than that in China! Does this mean that people from the Discipline Inspection Commission in China have to send people from the Discipline Inspection Commission to check if he has violated the law and discipline...
"Ahem, the police will prove my innocence..."
"Okay, okay, the police have explained the situation to everyone as soon as possible. I'm just kidding you. Of course, the media and fans prefer the versions I mentioned just now. Not many people believe in your real version. Of course, the matter is not over yet, because there is another person who may be involved in the case and needs further verification."
"Who?" Liu Hao was stunned, sounding like the professor knew him.
"The police did not disclose it for the time being, but the statement will be announced tomorrow. I can only know for the time being that the one who cut you was a mentally ill woman..."
Well! Liu Hao nodded, mental illness was explained, and he glanced at the tired professor, "The game is over?"
"No, so I came to ask you, do you want to continue playing games?" The professor's eyes lit up, and Zhou Bapi's expression returned to his face. It seemed that he almost forgot about his work here. "If you are fine, go to the court? Anyway, you have to calm down if you don't play..."
"Uh... Why am I so miserable? I'm going to be on the stage at this time?" Liu Hao touched his crotch again, feeling sticky, "I said, what, has the video of me peeing my pants spread online?"
If it is spread, it will be really embarrassing! It is embarrassing to be chased by a woman, and then she is so scared that she wet her pants. How can you look up from now on?
"This is also a joke. In fact, this is also a fabrication. According to previous tests, you have boiled water on your pants, just because you hit the waiter's water bottle while running. Of course, the saying on the Internet is that you were scared to pee. Oh... I can't help you with this matter. Everyone talks about it. Even if the official stands out and says it's boiled water, people will still think it's urine..."
Am I so sad? Then the image of my superstars has been ruined... What men want the most, the most face! If you can have such a shameless thing, you really can't raise your head!
"There are cameras in the corridor, which should explain everything..."
"But it doesn't mean you didn't wet your pants, after all, they were in the same place..."
Chapter completed!