Chapter 24 Trial Mind
The TEDA training base is indeed too remote, and the road has not been repaired for several years.
But now it is much better than before. When I came here a few years ago, I couldn’t even get in the minibus. Many fans who came here to visit had to make a ‘Bongbang’ car…
It’s not just that Liu Hao’s eyes felt like he was being deceived, but foreigners were no different.
Fortunately, all the torture did not last long, and finally it was clear that it was clear.
Compared to the depressed mountain road before, the fresh air is coming towards us at this time, making people feel much more energetic.
The foreigners who came to try out were like chickens locked in cages, and finally got the right to escape from the cage...
"Look, who is the real country bumpkin, isn't it just a piece of broken turf? Look at them excited!" Liu Hao squeezed in the last position, and was naturally the last to get off the car. Seeing the cheerful foreigner full of obsession on the turf, he couldn't help but sarcastically, "Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Ultraman fights little monsters, these guys are like old cows eating tender grass, they are so happy..."
"Look at the pale skin, like anemia, it is from Canada. Can Canadians play football? Just play ice hockey!"
"That guy whose skin is so dark that he can't find it even if he turns on the light at night, it should be from Tahiti... and that one, his neck is almost shrunk into his collar, it must be from the Antarctic Penguin Family..."
Liu Hao made the foreigners look so ugly.
However, he didn't notice that Lai Yuwen's face turned darker again, and the corner of his clothes was pulled several times without paying attention.
"There is also an idiot who is as fat as a pig who comes from the Heavenly Kingdom!"
The traffickers are still in the car!
Bang!
He shook the car door hard and twisted the snake's waist and left gracefully.
Ah... Liu Hao was stunned. He didn't realize she was still in the car just now.
"You're a gossip, why are you a man in your life? How good is it to be a woman? It depends on how angry she is." When Liu Hao was talking nonsense just now, Lai Yuwen noticed that the human traffickers were still there. When he only pulled Liu Hao's clothes, Liu Hao was completely unaware of it.
"I'm just on a whim. I'm going to show people how she looks. She won't be so stingy, right?" Liu Hao murmured at the graceful back that was leaving, and then he realized that the human trafficker was at least Beethoven.
"What do you think, He Xiaoling is famous for revenge. I'll see if something happens after a while!"
"Then you didn't remind me just now!"
"You pull the corner of your clothes, but you are not afraid of boiling water."
"It's all your name. Can you bite pig's skin be bitten in with a broken mosquito?!"
...
In the midst of noisy, the two came outside the training ground.
Liu Hao glanced inadvertently, all the foreigners were waiting there, and no yellow-skinned fellow villagers were there.
There must be staff who are also big belly.
So today I just played with a group of foreigners, and I really think of myself...
There is an announcement column next to the training ground, where He Xiaoling is recording with paper and pen. It seems that it is about the trial players.
Liu Hao and Lai Yuwen also walked over.
Sure enough, I found that his name was also on it, but it was called 'Liu Xiaopang.'
Just have a name, that means you can try out.
But why is the trial training so perverted?
Liu Hao was stunned on the spot.
Is it to join the army or to try out to be a professional player?
Damn it, the first one is to make me want to die!
20,000 meters of endurance running... No, this is here to participate in the marathon! Seeing such large Arabic numerals, Liu Hao decisively became weak.
How come you run 20,000 meters when you call a fat man?
Who came up with this bad idea? Although professional players play football on the court, the average running distance of each game is about 8,000 meters, and running 20,000 meters during training seems to be no problem, for an ordinary person, this data will make people collapse, let alone yourself?!
"Little Mosquito, let's change the place, right? If I could do this thing, the sun would probably set..." Liu Hao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and muttered.
If it is just this item, it would not be too much. After all, as a professional player, this is just the most basic test. When the famous Brazilian star Alves won the Champions League, he said that in Barcelona's daily training, there are two 20,000-meter endurance runs every day, which shows that this test is really ordinary...
The second test is 50-meter sprint running, variable speed running, and curve running.
Damn it, after running 20,000 meters, his legs were no longer under his control, and he still had so many tricks. Isn't this going to kill people?
Did this team of doctors come from the village? Will such a noisy way of doing things happen?
Liu Hao muttered for a while, of course, he was completely thinking about himself at this time. It was definitely the same thing that others did not take it seriously.
The third test... Liu Hao's eyes turned black and many stars emerged.
Before the test started, he was already exhausted...
It doesn’t matter if you are tired of your body, but if you are tired of your mind first, you will definitely not be able to complete it.
In fact, it is impossible for him to accomplish it.
"I'm here to play skills, who's doing physical work with them?" Liu Hao wiped his forehead and said stubbornly, "Should we show some free kick skills or pass skills?"
"You don't know that although these are the foundations, they are also the basis for testing a player's physical fitness. Think about it, if you can't even meet these requirements, then no matter how good your skills are, won't it become a vase?" Lai Yuwen comforted the side. Although she also knew that these were not suitable for Liu Hao, what she said was true.
"Have you seen a vase that is as fat as me?" Liu Hao touched his belly and rolled his eyes. Isn't this indirectly mocking him?
"I didn't say you, I'm talking about them. What they are afraid of is He Xiaoling selling piglets. They don't screen them layer by layer. Who knows if there are any fakes..." Lai Yuwen replied in a low voice, but his eyes stared at He Xiaoling's figure in front of him.
At this time, He Xiaoling was talking and laughing, holding an old man with fluffy hair slowly walking towards the coach's seat. She looked quite intimate. Her perfect body, which was almost wrapped around the other person, sucking the other person's energy dry...
The old man naturally returned to Tianjin TEDA's head coach Alihan. His beard was clean, but his hair was inversely proportional. He looked like a sleepless lion dog, so cute.
"Little Mosquito, look at the human traffickers. When you see Alihan, you use beauty tricks. It seems that things are almost certain. Look at you? Just find a Chinese coach. Can things be accomplished? The human traffickers are not as beautiful as your toes. I see if you go up and talk about love with the old man, and say love..."
"Bah! Don't be unfair! Alihan is not lustful at all. Even if he is lustful, do you think foreigners will trade like this?" Lai Yuwen glared at him and said angrily.
"Main, Main, Main, is this Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, Main, and Maintained a relationship with his sister-in-law for ten years, and why did the FA president step down in 2008? Why did Ronaldo marry four times? Main is a man. As the chief reporter of the international football column, do you not even understand this principle? I remember you have written several scandal stories about the three handsome Italian men, Buffon, Vieri and Inzaghi..."
This is a good football trial, and it is definitely a matter of being involved in the power and sex transaction by Liu Hao. He opens his mouth and makes a long speech.
Lai Yuwen knew that Liu Hao could say it, but it seemed that the same thing was true as he listened. If he went to talk to Alihan himself, he might have some opportunities to perform. If he asked this pig to run 20,000 meters of endurance, it would be better to go to the market to buy a turtle back, which might be more interesting to see.
"I said you will follow everyone in a while, and you can run as much as you can. I... look for the Alihan..." Lai Yuwen finally became convinced and planned to go through the "relationship" as Liu Hao said.
Hehe, you go and have a relationship first. Liu Hao smiled in his heart. He really didn’t plan to run the 20,000 meters. Not to mention playing football, he couldn’t walk for three days after running!
"Don't we still have videos? You accompany Alihan to the office and take a look together. Cough cough, or you can go to the hotel to discuss, and then maybe you can pass directly..."
The next second...
The training ground was filled with pig-killing screams.
Chapter completed!