Although everyone knows that Zhang Ye’s personality is the kind of guy who “loves who”, at this moment, everyone still dares not make a promise and does not confirm what Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai will say, because they were banned after all. After all, the National Crosstalk Competition is their last path. If they are disqualified from participating, then the two of them will have no way to sign up for other drafts or competitions? With the criminal record of this crosstalk competition, it is impossible for them to dare to let them go to another competition. The column team is probably just fighting for the infamy of being questioned, and it is impossible for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai to participate. This is undoubtedly

Adjust the microphone.

Zhang Ye stood on the stage and looked upstairs and smiled and said, "A lot of people come."

Yao Jiancai nodded and said, "That's right, I'm here to listen to crosstalk."

Zhang Ye said: "This opening is for us to perform for you. Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never force you."

Yao Jiancai said, "Wow, aren't you trying to force me?"

Just a few words, just a few words to start, the thousands of viewers below burst into laughter. Such skills made the crosstalk artists in front of them frowned slightly

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "We actually like to come to places like TV stations to perform crosstalk."

Yao Jiancai asked, "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "Because it's so confusing here."

"Ah?" Yao Jiancai said.

Many people in the CCTV program team changed their faces when they heard this

Zhang Ye pointed to both sides, "There are leaders over there. When you watch the crosstalk artists on TV, they will applaud when they appear, and there will be applause as soon as they open their mouths."

Yao Jiancai wondered, “When you open your mouth?”

Zhang Ye clasped his throat and learned, "Today... I'll give it... to... everyone... to say a crosstalk... to... to say something wrong... to say something wrong." He looked at the audience and said, "Everyone applauds if you don't say something right, look how good you are today."

Yao Jiancai: "What's wrong?"

Zhang Ye pointed below, "No one applauded."

The audience was stunned, laughed and clapped their hands, sending the warmest applause

First, they were really amused, and second, today's opening style of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai made everyone know what they said. Teacher Zhang, what should you say, what should you say? He didn't care about the warnings and ultimatums, and he still did his own thing. As soon as he started, he damaged the TV station and the artists who often talked on TV. He was like a hedgehog. He had already completely let go of anyone who caught him.

This crosstalk is definitely not easy today

Zhang Ye: "Thank you for your applause, many people like us."

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "Everyone is praised."

Zhang Ye smacked his lips, "Of course, there are some controversies."

Yao Jiancai turned his head, "You can just put some two words, it's basically controversial."

Audience: "Yi"

"Ha ha ha ha"

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "Some official personnel said, Zhang Ye, your crosstalk is very vulgar. You always call me Teacher Yao, what kind of father and son? This method is wrong. The impact is very bad, which will harm the audience and cause adverse effects."

Yao Jiancai said helplessly: "Someone said that."

Zhang Ye narrowed his eyes and said, "I wondered whether the relevant departments are a little too harsh about crosstalk? You are too underestimating the audience's IQ? Oh, there is a movie there, one person stabbed one person to death. You know it is fake, there is a TV series there, one of them plays a father and the other plays a son. You know it is fake, there is a novel, the protagonist takes the eaves and walks through the walls to save the world. You know it is fake, I wonder why it is all true when we come to us?"

When the audience heard this, they all applauded

“Good said”

“Yes”

Yao Jiancai smiled and said, "It's a bit harsh."

Zhang Ye said: "Let's go through crosstalk, we are just two non-mainstream actors who tell crosstalk. They are not as capable as those famous mainstream crosstalk masters. Oh, so much pollution in society has not taught everyone. After listening to a crosstalk between us, the audience was taken to pieces. Then they all went out to kill and set fire? You overestimate us."

The audience laughed and sucked: "Hahahaha"

Zhang Ye said: "To be honest, if Teacher Yao and I really have this ability, why do we say crosstalk? We're there?"

Yao Jiancai also laughed, "I don't have that much ability."

Slap

Applause comes again

Everyone's appetite was instantly hung up. If Zhang Ye said yesterday's "I Want to Reverse the Three Vulgarities" in irony, then today's crosstalk is a straightforward irony, which is a completely different style of satire. Teacher Zhang Ye is going to show his curse in a diverse and multi-level way.

The leaders of the relevant departments in the front row all looked gloomy

Those crosstalk actors also looked ugly than the other. No one expected that after the radio and television posts and the program team again, Zhang Ye still did his own thing, and even scolded them more and more. In their opinion, this was simply unimaginable.

The surname Zhang

You're going crazy

All the relevant departments scold you? Do you really don't want to stay in the entertainment industry?
Chapter completed!