It hurts people when you come up

Swear when you appear

And there is no preparation at all. Zhang Ye's flaws are revealed to the fullest and shines at this moment.

Whether inside or outside the venue, the audience was excited, staring at each other with chicken blood, looking forward to it. The opening of the show was already amazing. They had a feeling that with Zhang Ye's bad temper, what they wanted to say next was definitely more slap in the face. People sitting at home watching the ll network live broadcasts suddenly called their friends, and more and more people were watching the online live broadcasts, and they were very excited.

"Let's see you now"

"Old Chang, go online quickly"

"Slap Zhang Chong in the face"

"CTV ll official website homepage live broadcast to watch"

"I boycotted them yesterday, and Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai fought back."

"Ah, Tang Dazhang's two apprentices who mocked Zhang Ye's apprentices who had already been blood-stained and were scolded on the spot. I have a premonition. "I Want to Reverse the Three Vulgarities" is definitely a masterpiece.

On stage.

Zhang Ye exposed the previous burden and looked at Yao Jiancai and said, "I like your industry very much. I am good at serving the people and bringing laughter to everyone."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's what it should be."

Zhang Ye said: "Why do everyone like crosstalk?"

"Why?" Yao Jiancai asked.

Zhang Ye said: "Because crosstalk is an art that comes from the folk."

Yao Jiancai: "That's right."

Zhang Ye said: "I praise the people."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Zhang Ye blinked and said, "So I really hope you will fight together."

The audience laughed

Yao Jiancai said, "Group fight? Are we fighting in groups?"

Zhang Ye corrected: "No, no, I mean, do you want to sing alone, you are a group of crosstalk to sing together."

Yao Jiancai said, "Sing together? Why is it so twisted?"

This bag brought the crosstalk actors in again, and the audience was very happy. Some people laughed and some people made a "smack" sound.

Zhang Ye said: "Anyway, I just like crosstalk very much."

Yao Jiancai: "It's good to like it."

Zhang Ye smiled and said, "This is a poem of labor."

Yao Jiancai was suspicious, "Why has it become a poem again?"

Zhang Ye said, "I like to write poems too."

Yao Jiancai was interested and said, "Do you have any works?"

"Improved." Zhang Ye was modest.

Yao Jiancai: "Haha, you can say something, let's listen."

Zhang Ye said: "Okay, then everyone should correct me."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Let's enjoy it."

Clearing his throat, Zhang Ye pondered and said loudly with great affection: "The sky in Xuanwu District is a clear sky, and the people of Tong District like it very much." He waved his hand and said emotionally: "Far from afar, Fengtai shouted loudly..." His voice suddenly rose, "I love you...Haidian"

Xuanwu, Tongzhou, Fengtai, Haidian, these are the names of several districts and counties in the capital. As soon as this poem was spoken out from Zhang Ye's mouth, the audience immediately fell back and forth.

"Hahaha"

"Ouch"

"Why are you calling Haidian when you look at Fengtai?"

Yao Jiancai was also speechless, "What kind of poem is this?"

Zhang Ye exclaimed, "Didn't you hear the profound meaning?"

Yao Jiancai said: "I didn't hear it, what's the deep meaning?"

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Although this poem is not very written, it has far-reaching significance. It reflects the close cooperation of the people in the capital and the unity and friendship between districts and counties."

The audience is already laughing

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "I didn't hear it."

Zhang Ye said seriously: "Welcome to the National Games."

Yao Jiancai: "I didn't see it."

Zhang Ye: "In order to realize the four modernizations and to make the China-Africa Forum smoothly convene, well, it reflects this meaning."

Yao Jiancai said, "How can you have this meaning?"

Everyone below laughed and said, your poem has nothing to do with the National Games and the China-Africa Forum. People in the folk art world just finished saying that your crosstalk is vulgar and meaningless, so you came like this? Hahahaha everyone can hear it. Zhang Ye is sarcastic about those people.

Zhang Ye glared at Yao Jiancai and said, "I said there is something, I think it is it."

Yao Jiancai was too lazy to pay attention to him, "Okay, that's it."

Zhang Ye said: "Remember, be an actor, you must serve the people."

Yao Jiancai said: "We know this."

Zhang Ye: "Be elegant"

Yao Jiancai: "Gaoya?"

Zhang Ye talked loudly: "You must not be vulgar, you must have taste, you must go on a stool," and said, and stood up on tiptoe.

Yao Jiancai quickly grabbed him, "If you fall again, hurry up, it's the best."

The audience all sounded

Zhang Ye shook his head solemnly: "You can't be fooled, just be fooled once, we have to go to a 'stool, times."

Yao Jiancai was speechless: "Go to stool, then 'stool, then 'stool, then 'stool, then 'stool, then 'stool, then 'stool, then 'stool'"

Zhang Ye looked at him, "Bad mouth, are you?"

Yao Jiancai: "You are so stupid"

Several viewers laughed from beginning to end, their mouths were numb

Zhang Ye patted Yao Jiancai on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Remember, what is the purpose of saying crosstalk?"

Yao Jiancai asked, "You said?"

Zhang Ye said: "Cross talk...is to educate people."

When the audience heard this, they immediately burst into "Yi" sounds

"babble"

"babble"

It's all about raising the rice seedlings

Zhang Ye pointed below confusedly, "Huh? Are they calling your name?"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "This is telling you not to continue."

Zhang Ye said solemnly: "I think so, crosstalk is to educate people, you are not an actor."

Yao Jiancai: "What am I?"

Zhang Ye said: "You are a teacher."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh?"

Zhang Ye continued: "You are a professor."

Yao Jiancai fainted: "A professor? Is there any discussion about it?"

The audience laughed

Swear again

Screaming again

Zhang Ye patted his shoulder and said, "Your job is to educate people. You must pay attention to the taste of the program. What did your work teach people today? This is your job. Don't consider whether he is happy or not."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"

Zhang Ye snorted: "He deserves to be happy."

The audience slapped their legs and laughed

Yao Jiancai: "Ah?"
To be continued...