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Chapter 316 [Fighting couples with Zhang Ye?]

cabin.

Chenchen cut it off.

"What to cut?" Zhang Ye asked.

Chen Chen looked towards the door and Nunu said little, "I've come someone who can pretend to be garlic even more than you."

"You listen too?" Zhang Ye was not angry this time and said happily: "This person is a little prettier, both company, ancient books, and his dad is like this, is it interesting?

Chen Chen said while doing his homework: "My aunt won't like him."

Zhang Ye coughed and said, "Little guy, do you think your aunt likes me?"

"You?" Chenchen looked at him for a while, "You can't beat my aunt."

Zhang Ye took his shoulder and said, "What if your Uncle Zhang beat her one day?"

Chen Chen's mouth twitched twice, "...Haha, let's talk about it after you have beaten it, don't brag, you haven't practiced martial arts, you can't even beat Xiao Luzi."

Zhang Ye smiled, "This is not necessarily the case." Rao Aimin must be nothing, so there is no need to ask, but Lao Rao's junior brother is obviously much worse than Lao Rao. It's hard to say that he hasn't tried it. In fact, Zhang Ye himself doesn't know what stage of his kung fu is, and he has no idea.

living room.

Rao Aimin said: "The first couplet is good."

Lu Yuhu urged, "Senior sister is right?"

"I don't know, I don't have this literary background." Rao Aimin drank tea on his own.

Chen Feng smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm not right, I'm not right. We can discuss it with each other. Maybe it's right after inspiration."

Rao Aimin put down the teacup, "I'm not interested in studying this, it's getting late. Xiao Luzi, senior sister won't give it to you."

Lu Yuhu said, "Senior Sister, why are you so boring? We are all here. At least you have to give me some face. Lao Chen has a high literary literacy. Just talk to him and you will know that you have never admired talented people before? Lao Chen is the best. I am not bragging for my brother. With his literary level, there are so many people in the entire capital that he has even published a collection of essays."

Chen Feng pretended to be modest and said, "It's not that evil."

Lu Yuhu said: "All right, this is not a time to be humble. My senior sister said before that she admires two kinds of people, one who can beat her, and the other who is talented."

Chen Feng smiled, "I have practiced judo for several years."

Rao Aimin was happy, "Young man, are you trying to practice with me?"

Young man? Chen Feng knew that the other party didn't take him seriously and was a little angry. He really meant that, just practice. I, a big man, can't beat you? Even if you have practiced Baguazhang, this senior sister's identity is of seniority, and she doesn't even have any muscles. Of course, Chen Feng is not afraid. He has really practiced judo since he was a child, and it took a few years to break, but his kung fu is still there. He also met Lu Yuhu in the gym. He admitted that he was definitely not a match for Lu Yuhu, and he was far from it. But he was naturally not a problem with a woman.

But after hearing this, Lu Yuhu almost vomited blood. Seeing that Rao Aimin had already stood up, Lu Yuhu hurried up to the pen in horror, "Senior sister, please calm down, senior sister, calm down, Lao Chen has no other intentions, I didn't want to compete with you, sit down quickly, I'll be so cautious when you look like this."

Chen Feng was stunned, "Old Lu."

Lu Yuhu looked back at him with a sense of laughter and cry, "Old Chen, hurry up, just your three-legged judo, and you still compete with my senior sister? You are so good, haven't I told you? This is the senior sister of Baguazhang in our generation, and it's not a class by age, do you understand?"

Not by age?

Is it arranged according to kung fu?

Chen Feng was a little unbelievable. This woman is even more powerful than Lu Yuhu?

Of course, Lu Yuhu actually didn't say anything about Rao Aimin, and he couldn't say anything. Chen Feng didn't understand anything about the national martial arts world. After all, he was not a person in this circle, and he didn't know what the three words "Rao Aimin" in the national martial arts world mean.

Rao Aimin sat down again.

Lu Yuhu wiped his sweat and said, "We don't do anything, we can make friends through literature, and make friends through literature."

Rao Aimin hit and said, "I admire the talented master, but he is still far from it. Do you think your senior sister has never seen the world? It's so easy to fool."

Chen Feng really can't listen, he's so angry

Lu Yuhu immediately said, "If my brother is not yet literary, then there will be no one else in the capital. Of course, I am talking about the younger generation."

Rao Aimin was annoyed, "I asked you guys to get out of here? Do you want me to do it?"

Lu Yuhu knew the temper of the eldest sister, and said with a smirk, "You match the first couplet, let's go and make friends through literature. I haven't seen it yet."

Rao Aimin glanced at him, "Okay, Changxing Market? Are you still lying to me?"

Lu Yuhu said, "I brought my brother here just to have a midnight snack. I have only sat down for a few minutes. How could I just leave like this? I haven't drunk the thigh porridge you have with you for half a year. I have to drink a few bowls this time, and I have to pack it and take it back to order."

"You just said about literature, right?" Rao Aimin crossed her legs.

"Yes, you don't know or understand my brother's talent, so you said that, if you are, Lu Yuhu will blow Chen Feng a few more times.

Rao Aimin interrupted directly, "Xiao Zhang, come on."

The door opened, Zhang Ye just listened to it, but because he was chatting with Chenchen, he didn't listen much, "Auntie Landlord? What's wrong?"

Chen Chen also came out to watch the fun.

Rao Aimin then sneered at him, Lu Yuhu, "Don't you want to have a midnight snack? OK, if your friend's literary talent can be comparable to my tenant, let alone Tremella porridge, I will make it for you all the Manchu and Han banquets."

When Lu Yuhu heard this, he became greedy and said in surprise: "Senior Sister, this is what you said, "

"I said it," Rao Aimin chuckled.

Lu Yuhu slapped his thigh, "Haha, Old Chen, we have a good time today. My senior sister's cooking skills will never be forgotten in her lifetime."

Chen Feng was angry, but he pretended to be smiling, "Okay, I want to taste Ms. Rao's cooking skills, is it as amazing as Lao Lu said?"

Rao Aimin raised the corners of her mouth, "Let's talk about it first, let's talk early."

Lu Yuhu and Chen Feng both smiled and said nothing. Compared with a tenant you caught, what else can you compare? He doesn't even understand the format of the couplet and how to neatly match each other.

Discussing literature with Zhang Ye?

Compare couplets with Zhang Ye?

Seeing this, Chen Chen laughed.

Zhang Ye looked at this kind of pretender Chen Feng, but he was not interested at all. What should I compare? Isn’t this bullying? “Aunt Landlord, forget it.”

Rao Aimin stared at him, crossed his legs and changed, "Don't talk nonsense"

Chen Chen also cheered and cheered: "Zhang Ye, you can do it."

What do I mean? Zhang Ye smiled bitterly and compared literature with an outsider. He really couldn't be interested, "Okay, that's enough to just put on couplets?"

Lu Yuhu smiled and said, "Yes, come on, brother."

Hey, Zhang Ye?

This name sounds familiar.

However, neither Lu Yuhu nor Chen Feng were concerned and looked at it with a smile.

Zhang Ye also walked over to the table and took a look.

The first couplet: Gan Bagua, Kun Bagua, Eight and Sixty-Four Gua, the hexagram Qian and Kun have been settled

Zhang Ye had no expression on his face, and he looked indifferent. He knew that Chen Feng was deliberately looking for topics with Rao Aimin, and it was probably Lu Yuhu's idea, so he made a first couplet to write gossip. Zhang Ye picked up the pen without thinking, but found that there was no brush at hand.

"Use mine." Chenchen brought a pencil.

Zhang Ye took it and wrote in the bottom of his first couplet: "The phoenix sounds are nine times, the phoenix sounds are nine times, and the phoenix sounds are roaring together." He basically has couplets in this world.

Once this couplet is released.

Lu Yuhu was stunned

Chen Feng was also confused, "This..." He just said that there was no second couplet. How could it be? He had a second couplet, but it would never be neat and artistic than the young man in front of him. The other party's second couplet was better than his, and the other party obviously didn't think about it.

What's going on?

Who is this tenant?

Rao Aimin smiled and said, "Is it OK?"

Lu Yuhu coughed and said, "Senior Sister, your tenant..."

Chen Feng was not convinced and opened his mouth to stare at Zhang Ye and said, "Go to the West Lake to bring tin pots, tin pots, drops from Xihu Xihu Tin pots." This was not the first couplet he thought of, but asked from his teacher. These couplets were also wronged or neat, and he took them out. He pretended for a long time and had already blown it out. Now he didn't want to lose face in front of his friends and Rao Aimin.

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "Walking in the West Mountains, taking clothes and falling into the West Mountains, cherishing good clothes."

Lu Yuhu exclaimed: "It's right"

Chen Feng's face changed, "I smile when I open my mouth, and I laugh at everything in the past and present."

Zhang Ye said listlessly: "You can tolerate a big belly, and what can you do tolerate heaven and earth and yourself?"

Chen Feng said black-facedly: "The white snake crosses the river, and there is a red sun above his head."

Zhang Ye yawned and said, "The green dragon hangs on the wall, wearing ten thousand Venus."

Damn this is the answer to the riddle. His first couplet is an oil lamp, and the second couplet he matched is actually an answer to the riddle - Scale

Chen Feng was stunned when he heard this

Lu Yuhu was also stunned

Zhang Ye was sleepy and said, "Is it almost done?"

Chen Feng was still unwilling to give up and gritted his teeth and said, "Look at me, I'm not me, I look at me, I'm not me either."

Zhang Ye was not very happy either. He said that he would just talk about a couplet, which was endless, so he directly gave a second couplet, "Who pretends to be like who, who pretends to be like who, who is like who?"

This couplet seems to be nothing, it seems to be about acting, and what you play is like.

But when you think about it carefully, why do you always feel that the purpose of the couplet is your mother scolding people?

Who pretended

Chen Feng's face turned green

Rao Aimin was overjoyed, "What's wrong? Are you still comparing?"
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