Chapter 1623 [China's Soul Tactician Master! 】(1/2)
On the world network.
Netizens from countless countries around the world are complaining crazy here!
Japanese netizen: "Chinese people are so good at bragging!"
Korean netizens: "He really dares to brag about him! The aircraft carrier cannot escape the evil move!"
Indian netizen: "Meteorites hit the aircraft carrier? Why don't you die!"
French netizen: "After nuclear submarines and laser weapons, the aircraft carrier was also said to be dead by the Chinese!"
British netizens: "I can no longer look at the Chinese tactical theory. It is too powerful. The aircraft carrier is no longer a threat to China!"
German netizen: "Disap!"
Canadian netizen: "Kneel to China!"
Pakistani netizen: "It's amazing my Chinese brothers! You are so powerful!"
American netizens: "As you say, nuclear submarines cannot enter your sea because of the kelp blocking, and laser weapons cannot attack you because of the haze. Missiles can be disturbed by your haze, and paratroopers cannot jump to the parachute. Now even aircraft carriers have become paper tigers? Meteorites hit a large area? I-go-you-sister-ah! Then China is not invincible in the world? Who else in the world has ever done you!"
Russian netizen: "Hahahahahahaha!"
Dutch netizen: "Zhang Ye - China's soul tactics master!"
Pakistani netizen: "I am amazing, my Chinese brothers! I am proud of you!"
Egyptian netizen: "No one can stop China's rise!"
Australian netizen: "For the first time I have seen such a talkable military expert!"
Italian netizen: "Yes, I actually think what he said makes sense, although I know this guy is bragging!"
Brazilian netizen: "I thought Indians were the best at bragging, but now it seems that they are less than one-tenth of Zhang Ye."
Countless Indian netizens cursed: "Get out!"
Chinese netizens: "You know too little about Teacher Zhang, I have to introduce him to you again. This guy is the most powerful star in our country. His awesomeness is all about his mouth. He is a guy who can even use his mouth to drive the ball with his mouth when playing football. So you should be glad that this show has only three episodes. If it is recorded thirty episodes, all the weapons and equipment in the world will fall under the slap in the face, and no one is spared!"
Pakistani netizen: "It's amazing my Chinese brothers! You guys are awesome!"
American netizen: "..."
USA.
Japan.
South Korea.
Russia.
U.K.
The whole world is complaining about Zhang Ye.
Only Pakistan supports it.
...
That night.
International News:
"Chinese Programs Gain Attention!"
"China's Latest Tactics?"
"Aircraft Carrier May Become a Paper Tiger?"
"Chinese tactics shock the world!"
"What is the purpose of seven American OEM factories withdrawing from China?"
"The United States has ulterior motives to withdraw factories, which is actually to help China reduce smog?"
...
Zhang Ye Studio.
After recording the program on CCTV International Channel this morning, Zhang Ye was in the studio all day. He and the people in the studio watched the program together. After watching it, he checked it online and found that the world and the Internet were full of complaints about his voice. He smiled and didn't take it seriously at all.
Xiao Wang lay on the table, "Hahahahaha!"
Haqiqi said with a puff: "How long have you been laughing?"
Xiao Wang covered his stomach, "Oh no, let me laugh for a while!"
Tong Fu was also laughing so hard that tears came out, especially after reading the messages and international news from netizens from all over the world.
"Director Zhang is so awesome!"
"Director Zhang's mouth is invincible in the world!"
"Puff hahahaha!"
"I'm so funny today!"
"Yes, I've been laughing to death for the past three days!"
"We're going to be popular again!"
There was laughter and joy in the studio.
At this time, Zhang Ye's cell phone also received greetings from relatives and friends.
Mom.
The eldest sister's.
Mother-in-law.
Yao Jiancai's.
Ninglan's.
Zhang Xia's.
Wait, wait, all of them were blown up.
At this moment, something big happened!
No one expected something that made people bleed!
Ha Qiqi looked at the news and suddenly shouted: "Ah! All are quiet! All are quiet!"
Zhang Zuo hurried over and said, "What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Wang also stopped laughing, "What's wrong again?"
Haqiqi turned around in surprise and looked at them, "This year's world military rankings have just come out!"
"Just come out." Zhang Ye said without hesitation: "What's wrong?"
Ha Qiqi's words were amazing, "China's military ranks second in the world!"
For a moment, the studio was silent!
Zhang Ye's eyes widened!
Xiao Wang was shocked!
Tong Fu was so scared that his feet became soft!
"What?"
"second?"
"Impossible!"
"We, haven't we been the third one all the time?"
"We're surpassing Russia?"
"Damn!"
“This—this—”
The next moment, everyone in the studio looked at Zhang Ye in unison!
Zhang Ye almost fainted, "Damn, what do you think of me? It has nothing to do with me!"
It was a coincidence, and it was a damn coincidence. This year's world military rankings came out at this time. It may be because of the retirement of Russia's only aircraft carrier, which caused the decline in Russia's military ranking and was surpassed by China for the first time. This is normal, but it was at this critical moment. Of course, Zhang Ye knew that it had nothing to do with him, and the people in the studio also knew that it had nothing to do with Director Zhang!
But the people don’t think so!
Netizens in the world don’t think so!
So as soon as the military rankings were released, the world was in a mess!
...
India.
"What?"
To be continued...