Chapter 1344 ["Five Senses Fighting for Merit" fight! 】(1/2)
The Spring Festival Gala continues.
Chinese people all over the world are full of energy.
When the Spring Festival Gala was broadcast here in previous years, many people were already sleepy due to the normal biological clock and the time difference overseas. Some people couldn't see it and couldn't wait for the New Year bell to ring, so they went to rest in advance. But this year was different. It was already very late, but all the audience in front of the TV had their eyes shining, and no one was willing to take their eyes off the TV, none of them!
So beautiful!
This Spring Festival Gala is so toxic!
I can't stop after watching it!
Hurry up, what other programs are there below?
Hurry, hurry, can't wait!
By the way, where is the crosstalk? The Spring Festival Gala is almost half over, has the crosstalk not come yet?
Language programs have always been what everyone is looking forward to most. So far, all types of programs have basically appeared, such as dance, songs, acrobatics, magic, sketches, etc., but the crosstalk programs have not appeared from beginning to end, and many people are also looking forward to the arrival of this moment.
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On the screen.
The host reports.
Finally, the first crosstalk show is here!
This is how the Spring Festival Gala is, paying attention to a whole and a rhythm. The "Thousand-Armed Guanyin" and "Spring" just now deceived many people's tears, and it is impossible for everyone to immerse themselves in sad emotions during the New Year. At this time, a language program mediation atmosphere will definitely appear. The comedy program that appears at this time is particularly critical and difficult to act. It is not a real powerful program, so it is difficult to keep the scene and it is difficult to pull everyone out of their previous emotions!
And Zhang Ye naturally considered all these.
He is full of confidence in this work!
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Crosstalk world.
A group chat in a small circle.
"These people are too spineless!"
"Hmph, it's okay for this young man, Xiao Hu, but why did Old Liu and Li be invited by Zhang Ye? Do they still have the backbone!"
"Can they not accept the olive branch of the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Old Liu and Li have never had any conflicts with Zhang Ye before. They are still smart. When the crosstalk industry condemned Zhang Ye, they did not participate."
"Let's see what kind of crosstalk they can perform."
"Not good."
"Haha, what traditional crosstalk script can Zhang Ye write?"
"Yes, Zhang Ye's book is too vulgar and cannot be on the table!"
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Online.
There were also many people talking about it.
"Cross talk is coming!"
"I've been waiting for a long time!"
"The crosstalk book is also provided by Zhang Ye?"
"Yes, it's all him."
"Can this be fine?"
"Uh, Zhang Ye's crosstalk seems to be a little-"
"Yes, he can write crosstalk for the Spring Festival Gala?"
"Who knows."
"Are you a crosstalk between five or six people? What do you mean by that?"
"Let's see what the first crosstalk work of this Spring Festival Gala looks like."
However, when the crosstalk was broadcast live, everyone was deeply shocked!
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On TV.
Subtitles appear.
The famous crosstalk actor Li Xiangqi made a debut with a smile.
He is so chubby that he is full of joy, which makes people want to laugh at first glance.
Li Xiangqi plays the role of "head" in this crosstalk today.
Head: "Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. My dream! It's very strange. I dreamed of my facial features, from..."
Eyes: "Yo! Head."
Head: "Oh."
Eyes: "Haha! Haha!"
Head: "Hello, hello!"
Eyes: "Do you still know me?"
Head: "I dare not recognize it! May I ask your surname?"
Eye: "My last name is Yan."
Head: "What's your last name?"
Eye: "Subject Yan."
Head: "Does the Baijia surname have your surname?"
Eyes: "The first one is it."
Head: "Which sentence?"
Eyes: "Zhao Qiansun's eyes."
Head: "I haven't heard of it! Zhao Qiansun's eyes? Zhao Qiansun Li!"
Eyes: "Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng's eyes!"
Head: "Zhou Wu and Zheng King."
Eyes: "Feng Chen Chu's eyes."
Head: "Don't stick it out! Are you afraid of sticking it out?"
Eyes: "No, I..."
Head: "What's your name?"
Eyes: "My name is eye."
Head: "Eyes?"
Eyes: "Oh, yes!"
Head: "Oh, do you think this person is called eye? Ah?"
Eyes: "What's your part called?"
Head: "Don't touch it! If it's broken, where can I get this part?"
Eyes: "What are you calling this?"
Head: "I'm the eyes."
Eyes: "I am your eyes."
After a while, my facial features appeared one by one, and I was so frustrated!
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Live audience:
"Hahahahaha!"
"Oh no!"
"It's so laughing!"
"My stomach is cramped!"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
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Grandma's house.
To be continued...