Chapter 570: The Crashing Gua King and Zhang Haohao, the Crisis of Qieryanna(1/3)
The Gua King rolled his eyes, cursed, and said: "Go away! I am too lazy to talk to you now!"
Yes, King Gua is really too lazy to talk to Zhang Haohao now - damn, even inexplicable things like the earth shaking and the mountains shaking can be framed on him. If he continues to talk to this guy, there is no way he can look back.
What messy things are going to be framed on his head again!
"Huh! Listen to what you said, don't you believe it?" Zhang Hao shook his head triumphantly, and then said: "Since you don't believe it, then I will go dig it up and show it to you myself!" [bsp; After that,
Zhang Haohao flew to the ground again - but with his movement, Gua Wang felt a huge pulling force, and forcefully pulled him out of the air, just in time to land on Zhang Haohao's body.
Next to him, Zhang Haohao turned his head rather strangely and asked with a glare: "What? You still think you can't see clearly from above, so you insist on coming down to take a look?"
The king of Gua wanted to kick Zhang Haohao to death, and cursed angrily: "What a devil, you want to come down! You don't fucking know! The distance between the two of us can't be more than ten meters! I'm flying up there, you can't do it!"
Come down and tear me down too!"
"Oh..." Zhang Haohao nodded in sudden realization, then opened his mouth and said something that made Gua Wang collapse: "I thought you realized that farting and shit is wrong, so you came down to pick up shit..."
"I'll rub your uncle!"
Zhang Haohao turned a deaf ear. Instead, he pointed at an ant hole below and said with a smile: "Did you see that ant hole? I promise I can dig this hole faster than you!" As he spoke, Zhang Haohao's spiritual power was moving, and his hands were moving.
He brought up a spiritual power, instantly rolled up a layer of soil on the ground, threw it aside, and then said with a smile: "How is it? Old guy Gua Wang, I am faster than you, right?"
But at this time, Gua Wang seemed to have suddenly turned into a fool, and just stared blankly behind Zhang Haohao, dumbfounded.
"Huh? Why are you looking behind me? Old guy Gua Wang, don't try to trick me with this trick! Humph! Do you think you are not as fast as me, so you feel inferior and want to use this method to divert your attention?
Ah? Let me tell you, this method is of no use to me! Men will not be deceived by such small tricks!" Zhang Hao was chattering, spitting some random words in his mouth, but Gua Wang remained the same.
With a completely dull look, he stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed behind Zhang Haohao, and stammered: "Ant...ant..."
"Ants?" Zhang Haoguan also repeated it, and then said rather strangely, "What's wrong with the ants? There are a lot of ant holes in this area, so it's normal to see ants! Also, we dug so many
There are a lot of ants outside the ant hole, what’s so strange about it?”
After Zhang Haohao finished speaking, he looked at his body and shoulders again, and said with a smile: "There are no ants on me..."
"I didn't say about you, I was talking about your back!" King Gua suddenly transformed into a roaring party, and his voice suddenly rose an octave higher.
Zhang Haohao covered his ears, and then cursed impatiently: "Gua Wang, you old bastard, why are you so loud? Behind me? Is there any monster behind me? I turned around and looked! Look! I
Look! I'll look again! There's obviously nothing!" As Zhang Haohao spoke, he turned his head three times in a row, then waved his hand, as if he didn't see anything.
"Tick tock...tick tock..."
Zhang Haohao had just finished speaking. Suddenly, he felt as if something fell from the top of his head. Some fell to the ground beside him, making a "ticking" sound, while some fell on his head.
He went up and made his hair wet. Zhang Haohao raised his head strangely and said: "Weird! Will it rain in the Tower of Despair? Why haven't you heard of the fox hero before?
The Japanese guy said that? Uh..."
When the words came to the end, Zhang Haohao suddenly froze - yes, when he raised his head and saw a huge head above his head, he also froze.
Now, on the big head, the huge mouth has been opened, staring blankly at the Gua King below, drooling - yes! Just now Zhang Haohao felt that it seemed to be raining, but it was not actually raining.
It's just a big mouth drooling out.
The huge monster was looking at Zhang Haohao with great interest. Zhang Haohao also looked up at the big head. Now, from Zhang's big head that had been enlarged countless times, Zhang Haohao could tell that this was a monster.
Ant! Yes, this is an ant! An ant that has been magnified countless times!
"Dippa..."
Another drop of saliva dripped down and hit Zhang Haohao's face.
"Gudong..."
Zhang Haohao swallowed hard, then lowered his head and looked at Gua King and said: "Old bastard Gua Wang, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"Didn't I tell you earlier? I have been telling you for a long time! I have told you that there is an ant behind you... I asked you to look behind you, but you are looking in vain! You didn't see its four legs!
"The king of Gua said helplessly with a sad face.
Zhang Haohao nodded, and then defended himself seriously: "Old Gua Wang, actually you can't blame me for this - tell me, who would believe that ants can grow so big?
What should we do?"
"What else can be done? Of course..."
"...Run!"
Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao both shouted together, and then fled to the side in unison - Yes! Although these two guys are not good at fighting, but from the perspective of escape, they are both quite capable.
My experience. Otherwise, how could these two guys who didn't know how to do anything, survive for so long in the civilization of monks who preyed on the jungle?
However, the current environment is obviously not a good time for them to use their escape skills.
The two of them just flew away, and were immediately pulled back by a huge force of suction. They bumped into each other, mouth to mouth, and face to face in a super passionate kiss.
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Immediately afterwards, the two people separated quickly, and then turned around and vomited - disgusting! It was so disgusting! They actually kissed that guy again... Huh? Why do you say "again"?
Behind the two of them, the giant ant remained motionless, quietly watching the two tiny creatures vomiting under him, and just made two "squeaking" sounds. Along with his voice, the ground seemed to tremble again.
It started to get louder, and the movement was definitely not small.
Gua Wang and Zhang Haohao both vomited for a while, then turned around at the same time and cursed in unison: "I'll wipe it! Are you disgusting, you bastard? You kissed me again!"
After the two people finished roaring, they shouted in unison with big eyes and small eyes: "Flee north this time!"
With a "swipe" sound, the two of them flew out together again. However, unfortunately, the two of them flew out in different directions this time. So, in an instant, with a "bang" sound, the two of them flew out together.
They bumped into each other again. Fortunately, this time they were not mouth to mouth, otherwise they would have vomited again. This time, the two of them were back to back, and neither could see each other. Moreover, the force of the collision just now was
It's really not that small, both of them felt a little dizzy.
After a while, Zhang Haohao finally regained consciousness. He slapped his back hard and cursed: "Gua Wang, you old bastard! You don't recognize Bei!"
After scolding, Zhang Haohao suddenly felt that the Gua King behind him seemed a little uneasy... Well, it should be said that he arched from behind and bumped his waist very uneasily. Only then did he turn his head in dissatisfaction.
He slapped me hard again and cursed: "You are sick! You keep hitting my balls!"
In the voice of speaking, there was a soft "crunch" sound suddenly, as if something was broken.
After Zhang Haohao turned his head and saw the situation behind him, he was stunned again - because behind him, the Gua King could not be seen at all. What could be seen was simply an ant, just like a normal person.
An ant the size of an ant. Now, this ant was staring blankly at him, and on the ant's huge head, one of the two tentacles had been broken, and it was helplessly standing next to it. And the brain position next to the tentacles,
There is still a big handprint left.
It was easy to identify from the situation at the scene that this ant was 100% interrupted by Zhang Haohao's palm just now.
"Gudong..."
Zhang Haohao did not collapse directly. He looked bitterly at the ant in front of him with tears in his eyes and stared at him fiercely and said: "What... I was really sorry just now! Sorry! We were really sorry just now.
I was a little too excited... so excited... I thought it was that bastard Gua Wang, so I slapped you without wanting to break your tentacles... Come on, I'll pick it up for you! Don't cry!
We are a civilized ant and don’t bite anyone casually! Hey! So good..."
Zhang Haohao coaxed the ant while saying these painful words, while reaching out to lift up the broken tentacles, which were barely connected to the head. Then, there was only a soft "crunch" sound.
The tentacles that were originally still disconnected were finally broken due to Zhang Haohao's clumsy greeting.
"Squeak..." The ant stared at the tentacles in Zhang Haohao's hand, almost crying without tears! Oh my god! Are you cheating? I just stretched out my hand, and the tentacles were broken like this.
Completely?
"Gua King! You old bastard! Where have you been hiding! If you didn't just run around, why would I be so unlucky!" Zhang Haohao was still complaining about Gua King in his heart!
However, although he knew that the Gua King was ten meters away from him, Zhang Haohao had no intention of finding the Gua King right now - damn! Judging from the current situation, there was no point in finding someone.
Son? It would be a blessing if he could escape from this ant's mouth alive.
Seeing that the fierce look in the ant's eyes was getting worse, Zhang Haohao put on a smile, waved the tentacles in his hand with a smile, and said: "Oh! Little ant, why are you so careless, touching all of your own tentacles?"
Lost it? Didn’t your mother teach you that you can’t break the tentacles casually? But now, you’ve met me. Brother, I’m a kind-hearted person! Actually, there are many ways to use tentacles.
Now that the tentacles are broken, you can also use these tentacles as weapons in the future! Just like me... aggressively..."
Zhang Haohao shouted in his mouth, and at the same time stabbed the ant's body lightly a few times, and then said: "Look, it's pretty good to use it as a sword like this..."
However, the ant in front of Zhang Haohao was obviously not that easy to fool, and it still glared at Zhang Haohao fiercely.
"Squeak..." Suddenly, there was a soft sound on Zhang Haohao's head. Zhang Haohao quickly raised his head and looked at the sky, only to see the huge ant making a sound above his head, holding a piece of food in his mouth.
A man slowly lowered his head. Zhang took a good look at the clothes on that man and saw who he could be if he wasn't the Gua King.
Of course, I have to say that Zhang Haohao's way of thinking is indeed different. Now that he saw the Gua King being swallowed up by a giant ant, he was stunned and did not think of rescuing the person. Instead, he shouted: "Okay
You hexagram king! I looked for you everywhere but couldn't find you, but you hid in the ant's mouth..."
Listen! Listen! How powerful these words are! Can a person hide in the mouth of an ant? Only Zhang Haohao, who has an IQ that surpasses humans, can think of these words.
And Gua Wang, who was struggling in the giant ant's mouth, burst into tears!
Damn it! Damn it! I've obviously been bitten by this ant, okay? You don't want to save me quickly, but you can even say such devastating words? Someone is hiding in the ant's mouth.
Really? If you damn meow has the ability, you can hide from me right now! If it weren’t for the fact that you are being held by an ant and can’t talk distractedly, King Gua would have to scold this bullshit guy to death now!
"Zhizhi..."
The huge ant squawked twice more, and then the ant in front of Zhang Hao immediately also squeaked twice, and then looked at the big ant in the sky with tears in his eyes. The big ant in the sky immediately
To be continued...