Chapter 7 Suspected Transmigrators
When I woke up the next day, Chongzhen was still dizzy. Why is the imperial wine in the palace so strong? Yesterday, I felt that the wine was so mellow and dry when I was excited. Everyone was just talking about it. I didn’t expect that I would get drunk after a few cups.
By the way! "Yao Zixue Liquor", the predecessor of "Wuliangye", has already been released at this time. "Mixed Grain Wine" is also produced by this wine name. The brand of "Yao Zixue Liquor" suddenly sounds elegant, but "Yao Zi" is a string of "Kiln" and "Snow Wine" is too easy to string; "Mixed Grain Wine" is too old-fashioned and not of high-end. Should we let the "Wuliangye" of later generations appear in advance? I don't know where the imperial wine in the palace comes from and whether it is related to this Yaozixue Liquor.
I am not a drunkard, and Wang Chengen doesn’t drink often. I should save money on developing wine culture first.
When the palace maids were serving themselves to wash and wear, they sighed in their hearts that this service was so great. No wonder later generations always advertised royal style and royal flavor. Yesterday, because of uncertainty in life and death, they were indifferent to this service and even completely ignored it. Today, they were calm and relaxed. When they enjoyed it, they despised the five-star service in later generations - well, it was also five-star, which was simply a pediatric department!
He touched his neck, then his head, and his head was still sitting steadily on his shoulders. Thinking that his every move was under someone's surveillance, he couldn't say that a certain palace maid in front of him was one of the orders to monitor him, and he couldn't help but feel shuddered. Enjoyment cannot forget about safety. Now the safety insurance factor is too low, so Li Zicheng cannot be sure to listen to anyone's slander, so he has to move his head.
While thinking about it, a beauties in the palace dress, with the support of two palace maids, came in slowly.
But seeing this beauty had an oval face, pink face, eyes looking at each other, lips slightly thicker, but there was a faint sense of indescribable sexiness, and her palace outfit wrapped her beautiful figure gracefully and charming. How could this beauty have a word "beautiful"? I didn't expect that the 17th century beauty could still exude the 21st century sexy beauty. Gong Daming couldn't help but feel a little dizzy. After all, the sports world is different from the entertainment industry, and there are few opportunities to get intimate contact with beauties! Chongzhen recognized this this. Alas, why did Concubine Yuan not die? Wasn't it hanging?
After looking closer, there was also a red mark on Yuan Fei's neck. The red mark on each other's neck was particularly eye-catching in their eyes. Then they each showed an unnatural expression. Similar to two lovers who committed suicide, the result of their appointment to commit suicide was that neither of the two protagonists died, but lived well, and it was a little uncomfortable to meet again. Yuan Fei was naturally even more ashamed and ashamed in this world where imperial power and husband power were greater than heaven.
"I'm here to see the emperor!" As Yuan Fei said this, Chongzhen became even more dazed. He was a time traveler. The more he looked, the more he looked, the more he looked like a time traveler! There were traces on his neck, and he hung himself without dying. This was completely a symptom of time travel! It was suspected, very suspected! That day, Du Yidian also said that Dr. Chen was here, could it be that Dr. Chen traveled through time and became Concubine Yuan? Don't say that when Concubine Yuan was hanging, Dr. Chen could take the opportunity to take the opportunity to soul up, just like Du Yidian. Yes, it's probably like this!
Although it was very suspicious, he didn't dare to make a decision. He frowned and thought about it.
So he opened his mouth and said, "The king of heaven covers the earth tiger, calcium is calcium, and the giant calcium is energy."
Concubine Yuan was stunned for a moment, looking at a loss, and had no reaction, and had no awareness of the incision. As a person in the 21st century, if she didn't know the incision of "The King of Heavenly Kings Over the Earth Tiger" and "The Pagoda River Demon", then "Calcium in Calcium" and "Great Calcium"! Could Dr. Chen do not watch movies or TV besides studying? Are there no lack of calcium in the family?
Then let's change to someone else: "Clinton, Lewinsky"
The girl's eyes were full of shock, but she still didn't respond. Good! Dr. Chen seems to be deaf and ignore the world's famous gossip?
Chongzhen was a little discouraged when this trick didn't work. He thought to himself that Dr. Chen could always sing, and try again:
"The five-star red flag flutters in the wind, and the revolutionary singing is particularly loud." I dare not speak loudly, but the singing is clearly heard.
I am determined to hope that Dr. Chen can take the sing of "Singing Our Great Motherland". It is impossible for this song to not be sung!
Concubine Yuan was confused and was stunned on the spot. Hello, are you afraid of not admitting anything?
There is no way, I can't go around in circles. Let's just talk about it in English. "doctorchen, ms.chen,iammr.gong,teachergong..doyouknow?"
Concubine Yuan stood there, listening to Chongzhen's nonsense, singing, and muttering some spells. She felt very frightened. The emperor suffered a major change. It seemed that his mind would not be crazy if he had been affected! Thinking of this, he felt even more sad. He calmed down and tried to comfort Chongzhen:
"Emperor, I know that the emperor's resentment is unresolvable, but the matter is now irreversible. These great people are not vicious. The emperor is a little more open. If the emperor is unhappy, I may be more relieved if I accompany the emperor to relax."
As he spoke, Concubine Yuan began to whimper: "If the emperor is angry with me, I will die again. Has the Empress Zhou gone, and all the other concubines also gone, the emperor must be a stranger to me for not dying alone. In fact, I had put on a silk ribbon and hung it on me, but I didn't want it to hang it on me after it was hung on me. After it fell down, I was already weak all over. The palace maids advised me to do everything I could to prevent me from hanging again. So I survived like this. Woooo, I was very happy to see that the emperor was still alive, but I didn't expect that the emperor would actually...is causing hysteria! Woooooo! Your Majesty, Woooooo... Woooooo!"
What did you say about this? It turned out that there was a big misunderstanding. No matter how you look at it, it was really Concubine Yuan herself, and she had nothing to do with Dr. Chen at all. She just did not operate properly during the suicide process, so she survived.
Chongzhen suddenly felt particularly guilty. In the past, Chongzhen was troubled by national affairs, had a mediocre eloquence, low emotional intelligence, and was always strict with his concubines. He was simply a guy who failed the kindness of a beautiful woman without interest. He cared too little in the past. When the disaster was about to come, he would only force people to hang himself. It was cruel! There was no little love and tenderness!
The beauty cried in the rain, and a trace of the pear blossoms was particularly dazzling, making her look more pitiful and cute. Chongzhen hurriedly said:
"My beloved concubine, don't be sad. I'm very good. If the world loses, I will lose it. I abdicate this throne to Li Zicheng. Anyway, it's a mess. I won't have to worry about all the difficult things in the world from now on. I have made an appointment with Li Zicheng. Li Zicheng will definitely treat me and my beloved concubine well. After I get idle, I will accompany my beloved concubine to draw eyebrows for my beloved concubine. I will do whatever I want me to do. My beloved concubine will never say stupid words to hang myself. I want you to be with me." Chongzhen changed his mind and looked at the beauty's tears and looked pitiful. He couldn't help but feel pity. He grabbed Yuan's hand and said softly and warmly until the beauty was so cool that he let go.
Concubine Yuan smiled and became more beautiful. Concubine Yuan took the opportunity to lean into Chongzhen's arms, seducing Gong Daming a little fascinated.
A beauty is in my arms, can the country be abandoned? Gong Daming embraced Chongzhen's concubine, and he lost Chongzhen's country. When he thought of this, he felt a little shameful. In fact, he was Chongzhen, so how could he not be able to fully enter the role? Suddenly, he remembered that his buddy Du Yidian is now a eunuch, and his functions are null. Do you value sex over friends like this?
When I think of Du Yidian, I can’t help but think of the theory of beauty evolution. In fact, Gong Daming has always had a huge question: Will the so-called beauties in the Ming Dynasty be even uglier than the ugly women in later generations!
This question was triggered by a argument by Du Yidian in his previous life. Du Yidian found some old photos of the Qing Dynasty for Gong Daming to see. All the beauties in it were dinosaurs. Including the so-called "famous prostitute" Sai Jinhua, it is not quite satisfactory. Du Yidian's theory comes from evolutionary theory - women's beauty is constantly evolving. Therefore, the so-called "beauties" in ancient times were not pleasing to the eye. Of course, this is not pleasing to the eye for later generations. Beauties in the Qing Dynasty were better than the Ming Dynasty, beauties in the Ming Dynasty were better than the Song Dynasty, beauties in the Song Dynasty were better than the Tang Dynasty, and so on. Even if the ordinary beauty in the 21st century was before the Ming Dynasty, it would be beautiful.
Du Yidian also had many arguments, such as the population in the late Ming Dynasty was not 80 million, nor was it "about 100 million", but it exploded to 300 million. Population explosions, natural disasters, government loss, foreign trade stagnation and food strategy mistakes led to the great famine in the late Ming Dynasty, which were one of the important reasons for the demise of the Ming Dynasty.
Based on the population base of 300 million, Du Yidian introduced another argument. He calculated that the Qing soldiers later killed 200 million Han people. It can be proved that the people in Sichuan were almost slaughtered, so in the early Qing Dynasty, he had to "film Sichuan in Huguang". However, the historical books compiled by the Qing Dynasty recorded the accounts of the Sichuan Massacre on Zhang Xianzhong.
History has always been written by victors. Don’t take history too seriously after the revisions of the Qing Dynasty.
And so on.
Gong Daming admired Du Yidian's spirit of "truth party" that doubted history, but he always laughed at his arguments.
Judging from the beauty of Yuan Fei and the appearance of the palace maids, Du Yidian's theory of beauty evolution seems to be inaccurate. Yuan Fei has a white and tender oval face, a pair of talking eyes, and a graceful figure. In the costume, he burst into a magnet-like attraction, which also reflects the aesthetic view of Chongzhen's extraordinary era. Of course, the emperor's concubines chose flowers from flowers, and chose one in a million. Just using Yuan Fei, the beauty of Du Yidian's theory of beauty evolution is still insufficient. Some people have proved that the palace maids in the Ming Dynasty were really called auditions. First, among millions of women aged 13-16, thousands of beauties came to Beijing, and then carefully selected them, which was much more powerful than the super girl's audition. So just looking at concubines and palace maids is not representative.
So far, no one can completely deny Du Yidian's theory of beauty evolution. At least, people and their own distant ancestors are completely different from the same order of magnitude in appearance.
Regarding whether beauty values have been evolving, or it has evolved hundreds of years ago, 1,000 years ago or even 2,000 years ago, Du Yidian was unable to collect enough data to complete his mathematical model. Those who questioned his arguments took out Hepburn and a movie star like Butterfly as an argument, believing that beauty has not evolved for at least 100 years. But Du Yidian was stubborn and said contempt: 100 years is a big deal, hundreds of years ago! Two thousand years ago! Xi Shi had no videos and Diao Chan had no photo, do you know what it looked like?
Fortunately, Du Yidian came more than 300 years ago. He could see the beautiful women 300 years ago, and finally enrich his beauty database.
Because of the beauty of Concubine Yuan, she thought about it all, but finally suppressed her impulse and did not leave Concubine Yuan. Before that, she told Concubine Yuan to take care of her health and reunite her in two days. Chongzhen's warmth made Concubine Yuan tearful again, and then turned around three times.
Although Chongzhen's value for Li Zicheng is now greater, it is far from the safety line. In history, Li Zicheng was played by Niu Jinxing and killed Li Yan, who was loyal and talented, regardless of consequences. It is obvious that once Chongzhen's value is less, he will definitely be in danger. Therefore, he has to think about it carefully with Wang Chengen, and it is always good to think about a few more ways to retreat.
When he said that Cao Cao was here, he thought that Cao Cao was here, and just as he thought, Wang Chengen arrived, but he didn't come alone. He followed Song Xiance and Li Yan. He knew at a glance that it was nothing more than abdication and writing letters to Wu Sangui. Li Zicheng's execution ability was really extraordinary. He worked for Tianzao a moment ago, but the big stick came the next moment. So! He sent two foremen to supervise the worker.
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Chapter completed!