Chapter 1: Awesome! It’s really awesome! ()

Damn! No, right? I've traveled through time?

Deng Kun only remembers that he had just been promoted and went to celebrate drinking with his friends. After drinking too much, he drove home. The last memory was the lights of the truck flying towards him and the rushing sound of the horns. After that, he lost consciousness. After waking up, the world changed.

"It's so strange, why did my nose become so long? Huh, why is there a bright circle on my nose?"

When Deng Kun opened his eyes, he saw that his nose had grown more than half a foot, and his eyes were facing down and could see clearly. There was a metal circle in front of him through the nostrils. There was a red rope tied to the circle, and the other end was wrapped around a pillar.

"This...what is this performance art?"

Deng Kun's mind was almost knocked out. He suddenly felt that his posture was strange on the ground. When he looked down, he was stunned. It turned out that he was on all sides now, and the limbs supporting his body were not his original hands and feet, but he looked a little familiar. Hey? Why... Why is it so similar to a cow's hoof?

There was a pond beside him, just as the length of the rope was enough. Deng Kun quickly moved over, which was strange. Now he was walking with four legs, as if he was born to this. When he walked to the edge of the pond, through the reflection of the water, Deng Kun finally saw his current image clearly.

Isn’t it just a cow with a long nose, big ears, and two horns on the top of the head?

Deng Kun almost fainted. He was also a bookworm who was poisoned by online novels in his later generations. When he was yy, he often fantasized about the happy life of many younger brothers and beauties after traveling through time. He never expected that the wish of traveling through time was realized, but, but, actually turned into a cow? Are you wrong? I want to become a great person, not a cow, why did I miss a word?

"Damn, what have I done? God, you're playing with me like this?" Deng Kun was so excited that he could cry. Why do other people travel through time? What kind of people can make a beautiful woman automatically fall into a cow? With this figure now, he probably can only fall into a cow lice when he is shocked.

After a long time, Deng Kun finally had to accept the reality that he had become a cow and began to consider the strategic issues of survival and development. There are many kinds of cattle, including dairy cows (Deng Kun quickly looked down at the legs, to be precise, between the two legs. Fortunately, although it was a cow, it was still a bull after all); there were plowing cows and beef cows. If it were the latter, there would be a fat man who would walk in with a sharp knife at any time, and then... when he thought of this, Deng Kun felt frightened.

"It's over, it's over, it's over for my life."

Deng Kun thought sadly. Even if he was lucky, he would probably only be a beef cattle. He would live a life of plowing and whip in the future. Maybe he was dragged by his master to match the cows or something that day. Just thinking about it, he would have goose bumps all over the floor.

"Forget it, it's a blessing or not a disaster, it's a disaster that can't be avoided. It's up to fate!"

While rejoicing himself, Deng Kun looked at the surrounding environment. The key now is to figure out what era he had traveled to. Although this may not be very important for a cow. Looking at what he saw, the surroundings were not like the countryside, but in front of the gate of a palace, with clouds everywhere, fragrant wind and five-color rays reflected, making it look like a special stunt in a science fiction film. However, just by his side, this feeling is really wonderful. Moreover, the air here also seems to have a special smell. I don’t know if it is because of the large negative ions or the oxygen content is particularly high. In short, just take a breath and feel relaxed. For a moment, Deng Kun lingers in it and almost forgot about the huge thing of turning himself into a cow.

What brought Deng Kun to his senses was a sound of footsteps coming from the palace. Deng Kun was immediately scared and sweated in a cold sweat. He looked at the person who was about to come out nervously, for fear that he would be a fat man in an apron or something. He has not ruled out the possibility that he was a beef cattle. If he was unfortunate, he might have become a plate of meat slices in a few hours and put them in hot pot.

The one who came out was obviously not a chef, but a middle-aged man in a Taoist robe. His face was as good as a jade, black hair, and three long beards under his jaw. He was floating and like a fairy. He was straddled with a long sword on his back. He was attacked with fragrant wind when walking, and there was a thousand auspicious air, without a trace of human fireworks at all. Deng Kun was stunned.

"Where am I here?" Deng Kun wailed in his heart.

For some reason, the Taoist expression was solemn on his face at this time, and there was a faint look of sorrow and sadness between his eyebrows. He walked straight to Deng Kun, looked at it for a long time, and suddenly said, "Kui Niu, Kui Niu, you have followed me for countless years."

"What are you pretending to be 13? You pretend to be like a charlatan and talk to a cow. Do you want me to answer you if you want to? Are you okay with your brain?" Deng Kun was so amused and crying.

The Taoist seemed to be talking to himself and continued, "I'm a teacher who can see the secrets of heaven and knows that there is a disaster in this era of destruction. This is a number of heavens and cannot be saved by human power. This time, I will go to the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, which is a great disaster. Even I may not be able to protect you from all over the world. If you fall into the cycle of reincarnation again, you will have a good life to practice, and you may still see you again in the future."

Hi, what are you talking about? Deng Kun was confused and his mind was almost short-circuited again. Wait! Ten thousand immortal formation? God, did I travel to the list of gods, right? The disaster of destroying the religion? Then, then, is the Taoist in front of you the last of the Three Pure Land, the leader of the Jie Sect, and one of the six saints in the world, except for the ancestor Hongjun? Looking up, there were indeed three big words written on the palace gate in Guzan, which vaguely recognized as "Biyou Palace".

Biyou Palace, the base camp of Jie Sect, I’m so lucky this time!

The Taoist immediately confirmed his thoughts again, and he continued: "Haha, it's ridiculous that the Primitive and Lao Dan colluded with the Western religion in order to seize the luck of my Jie Sect and led the wolf into the house without knowing it. Even if I Jie Sect destroy the seeds, the luck in the world may not be able to make him the best! It's foolish to make wedding clothes for others!"

Master Tongtian, this person is indeed Master Tongtian! Deng Kun’s mind was in a mess, but this thought flashed through him. So, isn’t he the mount of Master Tongtian’s master Kui Niu?

What is more miserable than falling into a cliff? That is, when you fall into a cliff, you find that it is still a cesspool. Deng Kun felt this way at this time. It would be fine if he traveled through time and turned into a cow, but he also turned into someone else's mount. Although the one who rode on his head was one of the only few great people in the world, he could be said to be a Ferrari level mount, but there is still a big difference between driving a Ferrari by himself and being a Ferrari by himself.

But Deng Kun didn't think about these things now, because from the words of the Tongtian Sect Master just now, he speculated that the time he appeared should be on the eve of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation. He was also familiar with the Romance of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation in later generations, and naturally knew that in the battle of the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation, the Tongtian Sect master fought against four, and finally broke up with the sect. There were only three or two disciples left by his side. The rest were either killed and on the List of Gods or were captured by the Western Sect. The Jie Sect, who came to pay tribute to the Ten Thousand Immortals, was destroyed from the ashes. The Master Tongtian Sect himself was also taken away by the ancestor Hongjun. It can be said that he was defeated. Deng Kun thought to himself: "Boss, I am your mount. If you want to do something well, can I do it well?" It's so easy to enjoy the coolness under the big tree. Since the fact that it became Kui Niu cannot be changed, Deng Kun naturally hoped that the Jie Sect's big tree would not fall. He didn't even think about it and blurted out: "Don't go!"

After opening my mouth, I found that what I spoke was not Niu Ming, but standard human words, with a straight and clear pronunciation.

The leader of Tongtian was slightly surprised, looked at Deng Kun and asked, "What did you say just now?"

Deng Kun immediately woke up and secretly called himself a fool! Since this is the world of the Gods List, all the Taoist magic and immortal techniques are real. Although he is a cow, as the leader of Tongtian said, "I have followed him for countless years", he probably has practiced a lot of magic. In "jnapark", it should be considered a great Taoist practice. Being able to say a few words is not something worth making a fuss. He secretly decided in his heart that even if he sees a stone talking to himself in the future, don't be too surprised.

However, the question from the Master Tongtian Sect asked him was difficult to answer. He could not tell him that he had read the Romance of the Gods written by Xu Zhonglin. He knew that you would be in trouble now. He had to bite the bullet and say, "Disciple, I think someone teaches me, the Primitive Heavenly Lord of the Ancestral Sect, the Western Sect, and the Taoist of the Congregation of the Western Sect, and the Taoist of the Congregation, and the Taoist of the Clan of the Congregation, and even if you have no boundary power, you may not be your opponent..." He said, while secretly looking at the Master Tongtian Sect. Seeing that there was no anger on his face, he dared to continue boldly: "You are a saint, and you will never die. But the brothers and brothers do not have this ability, and they are afraid that they will die. It is better not to go! The disciple said boldly, please don't blame me!"

Deng Kun searched his heart and found fragments from the Romance of the Gods in his memory. He remembered that everyone in the book called the leader of Tongtian Sect "Master", so he had to copy them and use them. He couldn't help but think about it, for fear that the leader of Tongtian Sect would see some flaws.
Chapter completed!