Chapter 40 What is an animal
"Ahhhhh...I'm so annoying..."
Xia Feng grabbed his head and was restless in front of the computer. Once he began to try hard to recall the courses he had learned, Xia Feng found that his brain was empty and there was no trace of anything at all.
After he dropped out of school and started working, he found that he could hardly use anything from school at all, so he hadn't reviewed his homework for nearly a year. Now, he recalled it, it was undoubtedly a rush to put it on the shelves.
"No, I have to go to school."
Xia Feng grabbed his hair vigorously and got up and went out.
After cooking in the morning, Tang Yuling drove to the hotel. Xia Feng had no free bikes and had to go downstairs to take a taxi.
Sitting in a taxi, Xia Feng suddenly found that there were many police cars patrolling the street, and the police who were rare on weekdays could be seen on almost every street.
Xia Feng asked with some confusion: "Master, what's wrong today?"
The taxi driver kept pulling customers, and he was definitely much more sensitive to these news than he was.
The driver sighed and said, "Last night, the gangsters fought in Nancheng District. I heard that many people died... The police have been out since last night and have been patrolling the streets. When they see someone making trouble, they will be locked in... Alas, Donghua City is not peaceful these days..."
The gangs are fighting in Nancheng District? Xia Feng thought to himself: Could it be that the people from the Lotus Gang came to Nancheng District to grab territory? I guess they destroyed a few small gangs who wanted to take advantage of the situation... Um... I don't know whether it was a good or a bad thing to destroy the Qingxiao Gang...
Xia Feng remembered what Li Hongjiang said: Instead of raising a tiger, it is better to let the dog bite the dog...
Standing at the school gate, Xia Feng sighed quite a bit. He dropped out of school not long after the start of last semester. It was really hard for the class monitor to remember that there was a person like him in this class.
Xia Feng took out his cell phone and looked at the time. It was noon and the exam was approaching. There was no class today. Those animals must still be nesting in the dormitory, and maybe they hadn't crawled out of the bed.
I went to buy some things for them, and then walked into the campus and felt the completely different atmosphere around me from the outside. As expected, the school was still good. The weather was hot and the skirt was shorter. It was the season of heat. The boys and girls were ready to mate...
I didn’t think it was outside, but when I returned to campus, Xia Feng suddenly realized that there were quite a lot of beauties in Donghua University. At least compared to the vulgar rouge powder outside, these girls with light makeup like lotus water are more popular among men.
"After all, men always like to defile purity." After talking to himself, Xia Feng was stunned for a moment, and he found that the truth was revealed by accident.
An old man with a bald face in front was hugging a girl with a pure and cute face and swinging across the market. A big hand seemed to be indifferent to the girl's buttocks. The girl's face turned slightly red, holding the textbook in her arms, and walking very fast, as if she was afraid of being seen, but she did not resist. It seemed that it was a consensual matter.
The girl Xia Feng knew him and was known as the same department as him. Several school grasses had pursued her, but they were rejected by her. Xia Feng once thought she was a girl with good cultivation. You know, men prefer women with cultivation and connotation. Xia Feng once thought that those people were not worthy of her, but now it seems that they were not worthy of her.
Xia Feng curled his lips and walked past her with a faint smile.
When Xia Feng walked into the long-lost dormitory, Xia Feng felt a stench coming to his face. It felt like the socks and shoes that had not been washed for several months were piled up with the stench of rats, cockroaches and corpses of unknown organisms. It seemed that it had fermented for a long time in the hot summer...
Xia Feng pinched his nose and resisted the urge to vomit. He really doubted how he survived in this dormitory in the past three years. Although people say that the four years of college were four unrestrained years and the most memorable four years in life, Xia Feng really hardly imagined how beautiful these four years of memories filled with the smell of smelly socks.
Xia Feng pinched his nose and shouted: "Hey, hey, are you dead? Let me scream if you are not dead!"
"squeak……"
A weak voice came from the upper bunk on the right side of the door, and then a pale face arched out of the mosquito net, and his eyelids seemed to be almost closed. He yawned and said, "Oh... it's Lao Xia. It turns out that you are still alive... Um... I smelled the fragrance of rice..."
"I should say this!" Xia Feng put the whole family bucket and frozen coke in his hand on the table in anger and said, "Two servings of the whole family buckets of KFC are still hot, so don't eat them quickly-"
Before Xia Feng could finish his words, he immediately noticed five green lights shot towards the whole family bucket in his hand. The next moment, these guys seemed to be crazy, suddenly jumped off the bed, roaring and grabbing the chicken legs and burgers. The posture was like he had been spending his whole life doing a revolution and never had enough food.
"Brother Feng! You are my father! You are my biological father!"
"Savior...hiss... in this kind of weather, it's really great to have a glass of ice-filled coke!"
The other three animals were also burst into tears with excitement, almost kneeling down for Xia Feng. This attitude made Xia Feng stunned.
"Fuck me!" Xia Feng was frightened: "How many days have you eaten?"
Qi Yuehua, who was suspected of having sex change surgery, looked at Xia Feng with resentment, and made his hair stand up all over his body. Qi Yuehua drank a sip of ice coke, and after being intoxicated, he said quietly: "It's not the animal Lao Kang. Since you cheated us yesterday at noon, he pulled us to fight to the team to the death. It was not until 5 am today... We were all so hungry that we had no energy to move. The weather was too hot, and the takeaways were not delivered. If you hadn't brought the things over, you could come to collect our bodies in a while... I can't repay my life-saving grace. It's better to marry you. My virginity is still there, and the chrysanthemums are still tight-"
"Fuck... I haven't seen you for a while, you are getting more and more disgusting!" Xia Feng shivered and hurriedly hid far away.
Kang Wenjie curled his lips and said, "Don't listen to him disgusting you. Yesterday he was treated as a girl by a big shot again. As a result, the big shot was beaten up by him for a long time and almost beaten to a eunuch... By the way, Yuehua, your boxing technique is really too fierce. Let's teach us?"
Qi Yuehua shook her head, chewed her chicken legs and said proudly: "My boxing technique is too powerful, and it can be used to send it but not retract it. You can't learn it even if you teach it. And it takes hard work to practice it. I have been practicing for more than ten years since I was a child to have the current skills. You guys should eat, sleep and play dota honestly..."
"I can still understand you who are fighting dota here... What's going on with Lao Meng? You won't be dragged into the sea of suffering by you, right?" Xia Feng looked at the tall and big Meng Zihao with an incredible look on his face and was gnawing chicken legs there, as if he had been hungry for a few days.
Kong Baiyu, the guy with a very pale face, said with a bitter face: "Hey, don't mention it. Lao Meng played basketball the day before yesterday. He was in a bad state and was in a bad state. He was fed by someone. That guy was still very pretending. He was depressed for a day yesterday, but he was pulled by Lao Kang's animal to play dota. As a result, he was out of control and became addicted to it..."
Ou Weihua said with some depression: "If Lao Meng hadn't joined the group, there would be no one to replace you after you left yesterday. As a result, after you cheated us, Lao Meng began to cheat us. You also know that he is really not good at dealing with computers..."
Meng Zihao pointed at Ou Weihua with a chicken leg and said proudly: "If it weren't for me, where would you go to get enough five people to start a war? I'm your lucky star."
Qi Yuehua rolled her eyes and flew over, trembling all over Meng Zihaodian, who was 1.9 meters tall: "Damn! I have never seen the lucky star who has been giving away his head!"
After finishing the burger in his hand, Kang Wenjie took a cup of Coke and suddenly pointed at Xia Feng and cursed: "Tell me, what happened to you yesterday!? It was such a good opportunity, but you stood there and didn't move, and you were stabbed to death by the fishman's anus!"
"Cough cough, calm down, calm down..." Xia Feng waved his hands repeatedly and said, "What happened, something suddenly happened..."
"Fuck! Talking about it, you said you went to accompany the beautiful girl yesterday! What's going on??" Kang Wenjie suddenly jumped up and widened his eyes and said, "I haven't seen you for a while, your living standards have increased. Brothers know about your quality of life. Could it be that you were kept by a rich woman?"
Xia Feng cursed: "You are just being kept by a rich woman!"
Qi Yuehua looked at Xia Feng with a resentful look on his face: "Did you be a cowherd? Xia Feng, I really misread you..."
"Please turn one hundred and eighty degrees and jump out of the window in an elegant posture..." Xia Feng was too lazy to say so much to these animals, and said, "I just went with the landlord to buy a car."
"Fuck!"
The five people took a breath of air conditioning in one go, beauties, landlords, buy cars! Their particularly developed association power in this regard started to operate instantly, and the eyes of Xia Feng had completely changed.
Kang Wenjie: "I can't tell you... have the capital..."
Meng Zihao: "Can you actually settle the beautiful landlord... have one thing... teach me both?"
Ou Weihua drooled and asked in a lewd manner: "I'll introduce me to a beautiful landlord..."
Kong Baiyu looked envious: "When will I bring you here to meet your brothers?"
Qi Yuehua looked at Xia Feng resentfully: "You finally abandoned us and rushed to the other end of the road to no return..."
After they said that, they looked at each other and suddenly shouted in a sinister way: "Burn straights to death!"
"Fuck!" Xia Feng jumped up with a terrifying look on his face: "You group of dead gay men! Finally, they were betrayed by Yuehua Niang!?"
Chapter completed!