Chapter 2 The Stinking Mask
No matter how much he joked, Chen Ya asked Zhou Xiao to invite hot pot tomorrow to be considered an apology.
After returning home, Zhou Xiao continued to study the skin oleococcus mask.
The so-called Oleobacterium facial mask is a product after gelling the culture medium containing Oleobacterium. To be precise, it should be a mask mud.
Geling is a sign of maturation of oleoside in culture medium.
If such a product is applied to the face overnight, the culture medium will be fully integrated with the human skin. The oleobacterium in the culture medium can penetrate deep into the pores to "eat" the oil, dead skin, etc. on the skin as food, and then metabolize moisture, a small amount of alcohol, and some trace elements that are beneficial to the skin, etc. These ingredients can tighten the pores.
The oleophilus in the culture medium reproduces very quickly and has occupied a full medium. The originally light green medium turned brown.
Zhou Xiao opened the culture medium and a nauseating smell of sulfide came to his nose.
Yes! The smell of sulfide is almost the same as the smell of stinky tofu or public toilets on the street, and is even stronger.
Now Zhou Xiao understands why there is an option for "disgust index" in the system.
Such a disgusting facial mask, it would be strange if someone is willing to use it!
Zhou Xiao himself must be unwilling to let such a disgusting black and smelly thing be applied to his face.
"Hey!" Zhou Xiao gave up trying, and he planned to replace the technology product.
Pulling the panel information backwards, many ununlocked technologies are very interested in Zhou Xiao, such as PC operating systems, computer chips, voice assistants, anti-cancer drugs, etc.
But I didn't expect that the system told me that if the first technological product hates the value or the monopoly value does not meet the requirements, it will not be able to obtain the next technological product.
Zhou Xiao checks the system panel.
[Skin Oleobacteria Mask: Monopoly value: 0% circle; Aversion value: 0.2%. Promotion requirements: Circle value is greater than 60%.]
This 0.2% should be contributed by Zhou Xiao.
If the monopoly value circle is greater than 60%, you will randomly obtain one piece of low-level technology.
If the circle of disgust value is greater than 60%, choose to obtain one of the lower technology.
In contrast, it is more cost-effective to make the aversion value circle greater than 60%!
The range of monopoly or aversion values is also divided into several levels, including circles, cities, regions, national, intercontinental, global, etc., and the 0.2% aversion value is also contributed by Zhou Xiao himself.
Zhou Xiao looked at himself in the mirror, his face was covered with acne marks, his nose was covered with blackheads, and his skin was greasy and reflective.
At the age of 24, he lived to be 43 years old.
Zhou Xiao also remembers that when she was kissing her first love girlfriend in college, her girlfriend joked: "I don't have to apply lipstick if I kiss you. If you kiss me, I don't have to apply moisturizing lotion."
God doesn’t need to apply lipstick or moisturizing lotion, what a bad metaphor.
Thinking of this, Zhou Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up!
There may be no hope for making the skin oleococcus mask a best-selling product, but it should be more likely to make it a product that everyone hates.
But Zhou Xiao needs to master a balance, and while making people hate the product, it also makes more people know about it.
Zhou Xiao put on a mask and put the mask mud in the culture medium into the few leftover cosmetic boxes my mother used.
When Zhou Xiao scooped the culture medium with a spoon, a strong stench came to his nose.
This odor can almost make Zhou Xiao feel disgusted with supper.
Zhou Xiao couldn't help but complain: "It's so disgusting! The person who invented this kind of facial mask is really a talent!"
Zhou Xiao packed a full four boxes, three boxes for people, and one box was kept for seed bacteria to facilitate cultivation.
The smell spread throughout the room from Zhou Xiao's bedroom, and even covered up the braised food that had always existed in the Old Zhou family.
Zhou Xiao’s mother Chen Ling knocked on the door and walked in, frowned and said in disgust: “Zhou Xiao, have you brought stinky tofu to the bedroom to eat? Eat less junk food, which is not good for your health!”
Zhou Xiao had an idea and handed over the box containing the mask mud and said, "Mom, this is an internet celebrity mask. It tastes a bit strange. Do you want to try it?"
"Take it away, throw it away quickly! What a thing! Young people nowadays know that internet celebrities, internet celebrities, who did such disgusting things?" Chen Ling was extremely disgusted and asked Zhou Xiao to throw away the mask box.
Not only did Zhou Xiao not throw it away, he also happily opened all three boxes and handed them over, "Mom, you worked hard for so many years, this is a little filial piety of your son, you can accept it."
The three boxes smelled like a foul smell, almost making Chen Ling feel nauseous.
Chen Ling was about to knock the mop in her hand on Zhou Xiao's head and said angrily: "You are the one who cleansing me like this! Stop it quickly!"
Chen Ling couldn't stand this smell, and she pushed the room and closed Zhou Xiao's door tightly.
The system panel has real information again.
[Skin Oleobacteria Mask: Monopoly value: 0% in circle; disgust value: 0.4% in circle.]
Yes, my mother contributed a little bit of disgust.
Zhou Xiao walked out of the room with a box of masks, headed straight to his dad sitting in front of the TV, and said, "Dad, you are a lot aging. Do you want to use an internet celebrity mask? It tastes a bit loud..."
Dad: "Hait..."
【Aversion value: 0.6% of circle】
Early the next morning, Zhou Xiao was called to the chairman's office by Zhu Biao to give a speech.
"I've given you three weeks! You didn't take out a plan for me! There was no creativity in what I handed over!"
Zhu Biao patted the table heavily, and his anger was written on his face, "Look at Su Yu! Su Yu's product plan has been approved and started production! How can you compete with others like this?"
Su Yu is also the backbone of the technical department. He is sleek and sweet-mouthed. I heard about some backgrounds, so every technical task is Su Yu's lightest and simplest, and the most difficult one falls on Zhou Xiao's head.
At the same time, Su Yu is also one of Zhou Xiao's competitors in the position of deputy minister.
Zhou Xiao laughed in his heart. Su Yu’s solution is much simpler. He just changed the packaging based on the existing products, but what about his own?
Zhou Xiao said listlessly: "Mr. Zhu, the standard you give is that the cost of a piece of soap cannot be more than 50 cents. In addition to the soap itself, you also need to add palm oil, protein-decomposition enzymes, fat-decomposition filial pie, starch-decomposition enzymes. In addition, you need to add aloe vera extract, mugwort extract, and motherwort extract. In addition, you need to have exquisite packaging... Just ask celebrities to endorse it."
Zhou Xiao gestured five words in front of Zhu Biao, "Boss, the cost is 50 cents! In the past two years, I can't find any way except for the processing industrial flavors, so why don't you ask for advice."
The boss’s office is not soundproof, and the members of the technical department outside the door can hear it clearly.
Chen Ya and others couldn't help laughing when they heard Zhou Xiao say this.
In fact, everyone knows that this is an impossible task, but they dare not object in person.
Only Zhou Xiao, who just came to the company, is not afraid of being outspoken.
Zhu Biao took a deep breath and nodded and said, "If I can do it, I won't ask for a graduate student with a high salary! I will add 60 cents to you. You must come up with a plan within a week. However, no rules will make you a square one. Today I will deduct 500 of the technical department's performance as a punishment. If I can't take it out next week, I will deduct money!"
Bah, damn capitalist! He tried to deduct money, and adopted a system of continuation to provoke the masses to fight against the masses.
After returning to the office, Zhou Xiao conveyed to everyone the news that the boss deducted money.
"Ah! Another deduction of money..." The members of the technical department called out to the death.
Su Yu said sarcastically: "Hey, there are always some people in the technical department. If you can't do it well, it will affect the team. I really don't know how such people join the company."
Zhou Xiao didn't care, because he worked for so long and had never won the performance award written on the contract once, so Zhu Biao would always find various reasons to deduct it.
People are always animals with strong adaptability and deducted a performance award of 500 yuan. Everyone always finds some reasons to comfort themselves.
Li Qiang sighed and said, "Today, the stock lost 500 less, which is considered a deduction."
Chen Ya quickly complained: "Brother Qiang, is it good today on Saturday? The stock will not open."
Li Qiang was so angry that his chest hurt, "I think it was the A-share market plunge today. I'm short of my position!"
Chen Ya's eyes turned, she glanced at Zhou Xiao, and said, "Today, Zhou Xiao invited everyone to have hot pot, I just thought it was me who invited everyone, ah... I'm much more pleasant to think about it!"
Zhou Xiao whispered to Chen Ya, "I only said to invite you, but I didn't ask the entire technical department!"
Chen Ya, who had thick brain lines, then reacted and quickly covered her mouth.
The members of the technical department cheered: "Wow! Really! Zhou Xiao invites you to dinner! After counting this, you will feel much better."
Zhou Xiao said helplessly: "I have been in the company for a year and haven't invited all my brothers and sisters to dinner. Today I will add one. Thank you for your concern for me."
Zhou Xiao's kindness was misinterpreted by Su Yu.
Su Yu naturally believed that this was Zhou Xiao's attempt to win over everyone for next week's vice minister election.
Su Yu said, "Oh, Xiao Zhou, it's a coincidence! I have something to do today and can't go. Why don't you do it another day? I'll invite you guys another day."
Many colleagues in the Technical Department, who have a good relationship with Su Yu, have also said that they are not available tonight.
Chapter completed!