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Chapter 134 The most rubbish mobile phone APP in history (1

Voice assistants need to obtain user privacy and control permissions in order to truly become mobile phone managers.

This logic is completely correct, just like when the owner hires a nanny, he needs to hand over the keys at home to the nanny.

Otherwise, how can the nanny come into the house to clean you?

If this matter is done by a large company that everyone trusts very much, such as Ali or Warwick, then users will definitely trust it very much.

But this matter is done by a source code company that is not well-known and has never heard of. It is polite to not give you negative points.

Most mobile phone users in Xiaguo are not worried about privacy being stolen, because when you use Android phones, no matter what brand of mobile phones you use, there is almost no privacy at the technical level. It’s just that the mobile phone manufacturers have not stolen your privacy in accordance with laws and regulations.

What users are worried about is whether their money will be stolen. After all, the voice assistant will call some payment software.

Ma Xin had a headache, which turned into a vicious cycle.

If users don’t believe in you, they will not use Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant at all. If they don’t use Xiaoyuan’s voice assistant, of course they don’t know how powerful Xiaoyuan is. If they don’t know how powerful Xiaoyuan is, no one will download and use it. If no one downloads and uses the installed capacity, no one will know how powerful Xiaoyuan is, and they will continue to not believe in you...

Ma Xin: "Uncle! Why is it like a tongue twister?"

Ma Xin is looking for a breakthrough. He is planning to spend money on advertising apps with more traffic, but promotion requires fees.

In the budget of the source code company, there are only technical research and development costs, server construction costs, and site rental costs, and there are not much advertising and promotion costs.

Ma Xin reached out to ask Zhou Xiao for money.

Zhou Xiao asked Ma Xin, "Our voice assistant needs to obtain the highest permissions of the user's mobile phone. This question has not been explained clearly to the user. It is useless to advertise in any media. Let's hang it on the homepage of the platform first, and we will find a way."

Ma Xin also thought Zhou Xiao’s words made sense, so he had to spend a little money to hang the voice assistant on the homepage of major application stores first.

If the application cannot be promoted, it does not mean that the company's research and development will be stopped.

Ma Xin and Xue Ninglu are creating new language libraries to build logical and grammatical bridges between other languages ​​and Chinese to solve the translation problems of voice assistants.

Zhou Xiao sat on the sofa and asked Xue Ninglu to make a cup of black tea for herself.

Why do users feel assured that Ali or Warwick gets the highest authority on their mobile phones? It is not because these companies are so conscientious, but because these companies have a wide influence and reputation, and use user information strictly in accordance with legal requirements.

If the source code company cannot negotiate with Warwick at this stage, can it be found that the voice assistant with a very good reputation, a very good character, a responsible and honest person? In order to gain the trust of users?

This can be regarded as "saving the country on a curve".

If there are many fans and celebrities with good character designs are using Xiaoyuan's voice assistant, should I give some fans a try?

As long as someone has tried Xiaoyuan's voice assistant, Zhou Xiao believes that relying on the reputation of the product, the product can be promoted.

Zhou Xiao is not a star-chasing person and does not know much about the character of a star. This is left to the star-chasing person Chen Ya.

Zhou Xiao called Chen Ya.

"Are you willing to call me?" Chen Ya was full of resentment. There was no such boss in the world. After a meeting, he would evaporate the whole person.

"Important Task" Zhou Xiao didn't have time to talk nonsense with Chen Ya, so he went straight to the topic: "You know many celebrities, please help me find a female star with a good voice, a good character, no dark history, and a very honest one."

"Why do you use it?" Chen Ya's voice was full of vigilance. "Only endorsement products. Our products still use endorsements? There is no supply in short supply!"

"That's about it. Reply to me as soon as possible after finding it. I'm anxious." Zhou Xiao hung up the phone after saying that.

The reason why the sound is good is that it is to dubbing Xiaoyuan's voice assistant.

Xue Ninglu's tone is indeed good, but her influence is a little worse.

After experiencing the joy of successful product development, the source code company fell into a long silence again.

Ma Xin's team continues to improve the products, and Zhou Xiao lives a life of playing games, eating, sleeping day after day.

The only change is that since Xiaoyuan's voice is still on the homepage of major application platforms, it continues to attract countless negative reviews and 0 points, and the value of disgust continues to increase.

In addition, the last time the Chinese language compiler was criticized on forums where major programmers were mixed, the aversion value has now exceeded 30% (the monopoly or aversion value obtained by programs designed by Chinese language compilers has an impact on the compiler itself).

[Chinese compiler, monopoly value, region 0.9%; disgusting value, region %.]

Looking at the system display, Zhou Xiao was speechless! This is a big move that will break through 70%.

On the homepage of major application malls, boring users continue to score 0 points.

"Damn it, software with 0 points can actually be used on the homepage, and the platform can eat shit!"

"No wonder it's 0 points. It turns out that I want the user's information, continue to get 0 points."

“The most trashy app in history.”

When Zhou Xiao saw these comments, he deleted the app store and was completely useless.

Now I am looking forward to good news from Chen Ya to see if I can sign a spokesperson.

...

In Shenzhen Stock Exchange, the owner of B station's up, "Little Song Ji", slept until twelve o'clock in the afternoon.

Xiao Geji is a senior app reviewer on Bilibili. She will evaluate the best or the most trashy apps newly launched and make them into videos.

Not to mention, Xiao Geji's videos have also attracted the attention of many fans, with the number of fans reaching 2.3 million, which is considered an excellent upstart.

After Xiao Geji became popular on Bilibili, many app companies found Xiao Geji to help promote programs or get good reviews, and Xiao Geji also earned a lot of promotion fees.

However, compared to the promotion app, Xiao Geji likes to make videos of junk apps the most. The junk app review videos have more people and more barrage.

Nowadays, urban men and women are all more curious. Everyone knows that good apps are used, but they don’t feel fresh at all. Instead, they only like the review of garbage apps.

The little songwriter started a new episode of the review, and this time he did a live broadcast.

The appeal of excellent up owners is always strong. As soon as they go online, fans come.

Walking on the barrage:

"Wow! The little singer is online!

"What kind of garbage app is Xiao Geji reviewing today? I'm looking forward to it."

"Little Song Ji is not allowed to be watered today, so I will do some content!"

"Haha, I feel like the little songwriter is going to make money again. As soon as today's review video is released, there must be a company looking for you to have a public relations."

The little songwriter looked at countless barrage and was in a good mood. It was true that B station was my home, so I would feel relaxed and free here.

The little songwriter said: "Thank you very much for your support. Now it's our evaluation time."

"In the last live broadcast, we evaluated several dating software, which are simply junk among the hottest. It implies that many women in male users can make appointments, but in fact, what about it? The software is full of robots, and none of a female user does not.

A large number of robots send you messages and ask you to pay to unlock them before you can watch them. This is the routine! You will never know whether you are talking to a man or a robot, but you are not a woman anyway."

Xiaoge Ji said: "Today, since it's live broadcast, I don't have any targets in advance. Just look for them on the application platform and see what other weird applications there are in our app store."

The little songbird took out his Warwick phone and searched for it in the app store.

Since there are many applications now, the store does not sort in reverse order of downloads as in the past, so Xiaogeji can only view the list recommended by the app store, and then click in if it feels weird.

Xiaoge Ji said: "The recommendation lists on the homepage are almost all self-funded promotion lists of apps. Some apps don't know anything about themselves. They are obviously very hot, but they still spend money to promote... For example..."

The little singer checked the list, skipping some of them with regular applications, and also skipping all kinds of live broadcasts and friends, because he has already made such videos, so the rest...

The little songwriter saw at a glance that the "Xiao Yuan Voice Assistant" icon is the image of a cartoon girl with a simple design.

After seeing this app, I intuition told Xiao Geji that this must be a junk software!

The little songwriter said: "Oh my God! Look at what treasure I found! A third-party voice assistant! And the icon design is ugly."

The little songbird seemed to have discovered the new world. He said: "When no one uses the voice assistants that come with the system, there is actually a third-party voice assistant developed by the app company. Today I will evaluate you to see how trash you are!"

Xiao Geji first reads the app's development company and introduction, and then reads the comments and ratings.

Sure enough, it was not disappointed to Xiao Geji.

He switched the lens, projected the mobile phone screen onto the live broadcast screen, and said: "As we all know, most of the mobile phone voice assistants are useless, including private days or Xiao Mi's Xiao Ai, and Warwick's Xiao E, which are rarely used now.

The reason is that voice assistants are not as smart and convenient as everyone expected. We have the energy and voice assistant nonsense to help complete tasks, so it is better to click on the phone to operate it yourself. Therefore, there are almost no companies that develop third-party voice assistants, and this company... is really hard-working.

We saw that the developer of Xiaoyuan's voice assistant is a source code company. I have never heard of this company myself. It should be a small company.

Then let's look at the introduction...it can become the most powerful housekeeper on your mobile phone. Hahaha! This introduction is so funny that I'm a little arrogant.

Let’s read the comments... Damn! They all have 0 negative reviews! There are so many bad reviews, and this company is still buying promotions on the homepage. I admire the shameless spirit of the development company of this app. I want to download and try it now to see how trash this voice assistant is!”
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