Classical Chinese programming!

Yes, classical Chinese programming!

Fan Rui is about to curse!

This is the programming software designed by some idiot.

Let’s not talk about whether Chinese programming has such powerful functions. This classical Chinese language requires most programmers to be rejected!

Seeing this! Fan Rui was reluctant!

He was going to look at the instructions and the grammatical rules of programming software.

Generally speaking, programming software uses common features. You will learn the most basic and oldest C language, the later C, Java, etc. quickly, because the thinking and rules of computers are certain, and modern programming language statements and grammars are similar.

But when he saw the programming example in the manual, Fan Rui, who had been working in program work for more than ten years, was stunned!

This example has no syntax or code group, it is just a very short classical Chinese article (the number of words is about less than one hundred words).

Although Fan Rui doesn’t know what it means in classical Chinese, after the sentences are separated, some words can be recognized and understood a little, such as sentences like “tighten the crossbow, and use stone to strike a bird”.

What is this!

Fan Rui, who was confused, could only copy the contents of the instruction manual to the compiler and click Run.

Soon a program was generated.

"Damn it!" Fan Rui exclaimed, this is actually a small game similar to Angry Birds!

Oracle programming software still has a graphical interface similar to Java swing, but the picture is more comfortable and more refined. If it is connected to other visual programs, you should have a better experience.

It's indeed Angry Birds!

Fan Rui operated the mouse and played for a few games. The game was smooth and there were no bugs under the settings.

Fan Rui once used C to copy Angry Birds, and he vaguely remembered that the code had a total of 344 lines.

And the oracle bone script compilation software, the code... is wrong, it should be said that the text has only one hundred words.

Fan Rui looked at the compilation interface and placed his hand on the keyboard.

He has been in the programming industry for more than ten years. Mini programs like Angry Birds are basically free to write without thinking about it, and they can guarantee that there are absolutely no bugs.

But now, facing the Oracle compiler, he was confused.

He typing on the keyboard and wrote:

#"

#inde"

#in未分

Bird structure

st t pussy rd

{

int x, y;

};

Global variables

hwnd hwnd...

When he wrote this, Fan Rui thought that this is not C, but Chinese programming software.

Then, the translation changed all the English in the compilation box to Chinese, but Fan Rui felt uncomfortable when changing the code words he used frequently, and he had no idea how to start!

Fan Rui gave up on himself and made an angry bird with Chinese code, and he began to doubt his life!

He is! No! He will do it! Program!

A java engineer who has worked for more than ten years is very good at programming!

"Play me! What a fucking magic programming software!"

Fan Rui continued to work hard and wrote a simple calculation program in Chinese.

The so-called Chinese writing program is to change the English or English abbreviation in the code to Chinese.

After writing, Fan Rui clicked to run.

【Run error!】

"Cao!" Fan Rui began to curse!

A senior programmer can't write four operations?

"Ah!!!" Fan Rui began to grab his hair. He didn't have a few hairs at first, and he just grabbed it and he had nothing!

Rewrite, click Run!

【Run error!】

Rewrite, click Run!

【Run error!】

Rewrite, click to run...xn times

【Run error!】

OK! Four calculations are not possible! I will do other ones!

Fan Rui began to tinker with the code of other mini programs!

The result is still... [Run error!]

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Fan Rui collapsed, "Your uncle, labor and capital will not conquer you today, my surname is not Fan!"

It was already two o'clock in the morning. Fan Rui poured two cups of coffee and continued to struggle!

No addition procedure?

This is the biggest insult to Fan Rui!

In fact, Fan Rui has been tinkering with it for so long, but you have not found the essence of Oracle programming software.

After all, it is a product given by the system. The castrated version of the Chinese compiler Oracle programming software has already collected a large amount of mathematics and logic, and is smarter than the most advanced programming software in the world today. It is a bit of an archetype of artificial intelligence. What users need is to call these mathematics and logic using classical Chinese sentences and grammar.

Fan Rui has been using c or java syntax to compile in oracle bone scripts, and just replaces the code expression with Chinese expression, which will definitely fail.

Fan Rui has been in this industry for more than ten years, and his thinking has been fixed, and many grammars have been unable to be transformed.

Just like when we just learned English, we often use Chinese grammar to think about a principle.

For example: give_u_color_olour_to_colore_colore, or good_good_study_day_day_up.

Chinese and English are both human languages. Even if there are some grammars in the same way, the literal meaning is probably understandable.

However, there is a world of difference between the grammar of programming languages ​​such as c and java and classical Chinese, and it is normal for Fan Rui to be unable to turn around!

The older a person is and the longer he has been in the business, the more difficult it is to accept fresh physical objects, and the more he can't turn!

Six o'clock in the morning!

Fan Rui's eyes were red, and he stood up exhausted and angry!

Bang!

I smashed the computer monitor with a stool!

Look! This bad tempered man.

Fan Rui was extremely suspicious. At first, he copied the text on the instruction manual and entered the compilation box. The running program he obtained was not run because of this line of text at all, but was set up in advance by the programming software!

This programming software is just a fool to fool people!

"Scrap software!" Fan Rui roared and pulled off the last few hairs from his head.

At this moment, he completely said goodbye to the bald man because he turned bald.

The anger is still in my heart, and Fan Rui is also willing to do his best today! He is not at work anymore, and he wants to criticize the source code company behind the Oracle programming software on the forum!

What this company does is not a programming software at all, it is a fucking bomb software!

As soon as an engineer uses this software, he will explode!

Fan Rui took out his spare notebook, logged into the forum, and angrily wrote "The Oracle Programming Software Experience Guide, This garbage programming software is just a matter of finding trouble!"

Fan Rui wrote a full three thousand words to criticize the oracle programming software. After writing the last word, he did not vent. If he knew where the source code company addressed, Fan Rui couldn't help but come to the company's engineer to settle the score!

Is this programming? It's fun!

There are also many programmers who share the same feelings as Fan Rui.

The character of a technician is to hope to master the truth in the shortest time. After a night of research, they all believed that the Oracle programming software was the most trashy programming software they had ever encountered, the ones they had ever encountered.

Or to be more precise, this is not programming software at all, it is here to play with everyone.

Fan Rui just tried to use this software to program.
To be continued...