"Even if it's urine, I'll drink it!"

Luo Yifei snatched Xu Yan's kettle, unspeakably opened the lid, leaned to his lips and poured it down, not giving Xu Yan a chance to stop him.

Luo Yifei said this, what else could Xu Yan say? He could only watch him urinate.

Under Xu Yan's strange gaze, Luo Yifei drank a big mouthful. He felt that the smell was a little strange and his brows couldn't help but gathered slightly, but he didn't think much about it and drank all the urine in the kettle.

After drinking, he saw Xu Yan's expression strange and his mouth was full of bitterness and slutty. The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. He couldn't help but ask, "What kind of water are you? Why does it taste so strange?"

Xu Yan looked at him sympathetically and said angrily: "Didn't you guessed it?"

"What did I guess?"

Luo Yifei asked back, a little confused for a moment. When did he guess, why didn't he remember it?

In confusion, he felt a drop on his lips, and his tongue licked into his mouth. Why did he tell what it was? But he felt that the smell was wrong.

At one moment, his face changed wildly, bitter and sexy, and he had said before that he would drink even if he pissed. Combined with the two, he already knew what this was.

"Is this urine?" Luo Yifei said uncertainly.

Xu Yan nodded and admitted, "Yes, don't you already know?"

"Damn!"

Although he had already guessed something, when Xu Yan nodded and admitted, Luo Yifei was still confused. He cursed and lay on the pillar beside him and vomited wildly.

"It's really pee?" Zhang Sheng asked from the side, a little uncertain. When he saw Xu Yan again, he looked at Xu Yan, then looked at Luo Yifei who was vomiting wildly, and couldn't help laughing.

"You are so bad!" Zhong Ming glanced at Xu Yan, shook his head and said, and then chuckled.

"I can't blame me, right? I told him that I can't drink it anymore. He insisted on drinking it." Xu Yan explained, his eyes rolled, and walked to Luo Yifei, saying sarcastic words, "Didn't you say that you can drink even if you urinate? Don't you have to vomit like this."

The joking tone and the gloating face made Luo Yifei angry. He turned around and glared at Xu Yan and said, "You dare to say that you know it's peeing, but you won't remind me!"

"I reminded me. I said I can't drink this. It's not water. It's what you refuse to drink after listening to it." Xu Yan said with confidence.

Luo Yifei was speechless. This was the case. Xu Yan really advised him. He insisted on snatching the drink. Now he couldn't blame Xu Yan for it.

However, after suffering such a great loss, he couldn't swallow his breath and said angrily: "This is a kettle for drinking water. Who knows that your kettle will contain urine."

Xu Yan was stunned. It was really hard to explain. It would definitely not be possible to say that pretending to pee to save people, because it would inevitably lead to beautiful reporter Zhang Lan. This is obviously inappropriate. Although he has no experience in love, he has never eaten pork and has always seen pigs walking. He knew that now is the critical moment to pursue Zhong Ming, so he must not bring up other women, otherwise he would definitely have twists and turns in his life.

He didn't say anything, Luo Yifei thought he was guilty and accused him: "You have nothing to say. You dare to say that you don't use it on purpose."

Xu Yan gave him a blank look and said angrily: "I'll ask you to grow your head, okay? Where is this place? We are carrying out missions, okay, who has the intention to prank you?"

"Then why are you pretending to pee?" Luo Yifei said suspiciously, not so easy to believe his words.

Of course, Xu Yan couldn't help but think of the words. He said with a stern voice: "This is an ancient tomb, and you have lost contact for no reason. I'm worried that there are evil spirits inside, so I must make some preparations. We are special forces soldiers to carry out missions. We can't bring roosters, black dog blood, yellow talisman paper and other things. The only thing we can use is boy urine, which can not only ward off evil spirits and ghosts, but also quench thirst at critical moments."

I have to say that this guy is really good at eloquence. His temporary nonsense actually made him speak very well, and even Luo Yifei couldn't find a reason to refute.

"I said, isn't it just a little pee? I haven't drunk it before during training. It's much stronger than snake blood, so I won't have such a big reaction."

“…”

...

After breaking the illusion, an empty ancient tomb naturally could not help them. Xu Yan and the other two gathered everyone together, and after confirming that it was correct, they took them out of the ancient tomb together.

Seeing them appear, Ji Xu and others quickly met him, "How is it?"

"Danian is injured, and everyone else is fine. The missing person has been found and they are all behind." Xu Yan explained, and when Ji Xu breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly bowed deeply to him.

"What's the situation?" Ji Xu looked at Xu Yan blankly, not knowing where he was singing.

"Captain of the Squadron, thank you!" Xu Yan thanked solemnly and explained: "If you hadn't stopped me and forced me to calm down before I could enter the ancient tomb, the consequences were unimaginable. For me, I was still cursing you in my heart and cursing your wife for not having an orgasm in her life. It was really inappropriate."

puff!

Mo Xiaobei and others couldn't help laughing.

Ji Xu's face turned black, and he stared at Xu Yan fiercely. Is this guy thanking me? How could he hear that he was scolding him?

"Get out!" Ji Xu said angrily.

"Squadron Captain, I am serious, I am really grateful to you." Xu Yan said sincerely.

Ji Xu rolled his eyelids and sneered at it. If this was a thank you, then he would rather not.

Xu Yan rubbed his nose depressedly. He was not really sorry for Jixu, but thanked him sincerely. Why did he tell the truth but no one believed it?

Indeed, he was quite annoyed Ji Xu at the beginning, especially when he entered the stone chamber and "seeing" Jiang Danian was killed, this feeling reached its peak, thinking it was his obstacle, and he let himself take a step at night.

However, as he broke through the illusion behind him, he couldn't help but burst into a cold sweat, secretly glading Jixu's insistence, because if he was allowed to enter the ancient tomb in a state of uneasy, he would definitely find it difficult to stop in anger, and at that time it would have really made a big mistake.

The lost scientific researchers were successfully rescued, and the case was successfully completed, and the following was the aftermath.

Jiang Danian entered the hospital. Xu Yan reported the matter and handed over the tortoise shell. The superiors attached great importance to this matter and sent someone to follow up on it.

Xu Yan was not clear about what happened next, nor did he take it seriously, but he didn't know what a shocking impact this incident would have on his life.

Of course this is a later story. Now his mind is completely focused on Zhong Ming.

On this day, Xu Yan went to the hospital to visit Jiang Da Nian. On the way back to the army, he passed by a flower shop. Xu Yan felt aroused. Thinking that as Zhong Ming's boyfriend, he seemed to have never given him flowers or pursued him officially, he bought a bouquet of roses and went to Zhong Ming excitedly.

That's right, he wants to pursue it!
Chapter completed!