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Chapter 487: Thanks to my wit, I saved you with a pee!

Zhang Lan woke up from her fantasy and saw Xu Yan's face close to her. This shock was extraordinary. She twitched in panic...≦Dingdian Novel, x.

Xu Yan was still watching jokingly at first, but seeing that she became more and more serious, she took it seriously. When she heard her yelling to ask for water, she found a way to find water to save her, and immediately thought of urine.

I have to say that this guy has a different brain nerve than ordinary people. When other people encounter this situation, they will think of blood and may even create a romance, which may eventually win the beauty's heart. But he is different. His waves are enough, but they have nothing to do with romance. They are used to doing things that burn the piano and cook the crane, which is a big shame, just like now.

The situation was critical, and Xu Yan did not waste time. He walked to a corner of the stone chamber, took out the kettle he carried with him, and started peeing slowly.

With a big bubble, Xu Yan walked back with a warm kettle. Seeing Zhang Lan's face pale and the sound in her mouth became weaker and weaker. It was obviously extremely dangerous. He did not dare to neglect, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhang Lan up.

"Shui..." Zhang Lan spoke weakly, her consciousness was already confused.

"This is what you want." Xu Yan murmured and directly put the pot over...

As soon as the pot mouth approached, Zhang Lan felt water. Under the survival instinct, she started to drink. The amplitude was still small at first, but later the amplitude became larger and larger, and a gurgling sound was made.

"This girl drinks very vigorously. Could it be a pervert?" Xu Yan thought with a bad taste, and his eyes looked at Zhang Lan with a very strange look. He had never seen her drinking urine so happily and eagerly.

Just as he was thinking about it, Zhang Lan stopped twitching because of water replenishment, her breathing gradually became smoother, and her pale face also had a little blood color.

Soon, Zhang Lan's eyelashes squirmed a few times, her closed eyes slowly opened. Her lips squirmed a few times, and suddenly coughed and woke up.

"Are you awake?" Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief when he saw her awake.

Zhang Lan's consciousness was restored. Seeing Xu Yan squatting in front of her, she took a step back with caution and said, "You...why are you here?"

"Why am I here? Of course I am here to find you, otherwise you would think you are here for a walk!"

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said something angrily. Seeing that Zhang Lan was a little confused, he explained: "You have been missing for three days. Your companions have called the police. We are afraid that you are in danger, so we come down to find you."

After listening to Xu Yan's story, Zhang Lan suddenly remembered, remembered the incident of going down to the ancient tomb and the incident of falling into an illusion, but she didn't expect that three days had passed.

Thinking of herself in her dream and thinking about dealing with Xu Yan, but Xu Yan saved her. She suddenly felt a little embarrassed and said shyly: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome." Xu Yan accepted it without hesitation, and his eyes turned and asked, "What's wrong with you just now? Why did you suddenly faint and still yell for water?"

"I don't know either!" Zhang Lan thought for a while, shook her head and said she didn't know.

"Do you know how dangerous you were just now, and you're about to die. Fortunately, I'm smart and saved you by urinating."

"Thank you..." Zhang Lan thanked again, but she stopped abruptly after only half of her words. She stared at Xu Yan, as if she had encountered something terrible, and said in a trembling voice: "What did you just say?"

She stared at Xu Yan tightly, feeling very scared, really afraid that this bastard was saying the truth, and she really had to feed her urine.

But this is often the case. The more you fear something, the more you will find you.

"I said you are lucky and met me. Fortunately, I was smart in the critical moment. I saved you by peeing. Is there any problem?" Xu Yan pretended to be confused, but a smirk appeared on the corner of his lips, obviously it was intentional.

Didn’t Zhang Lan bully him in the illusion? Then he would be so disgusting.

"You..." Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, pointed his fingers at Xu Yan tremblingly, turned around and started to retching, not to mention that he was too disgusting.

vomit!

Zhang Lan was retching, and her bile was almost coming out. When she heard Xu Yan ask her what was wrong, she was talking sarcastic about her, and she couldn't help it anymore. She turned around in anger and yelled at Xu Yan, "Xu Yan, you bastard, I want to kill you, I must kill you..."

Of course Xu Yan would not be scared by her. He took his ears and said leisurely: "I saved you. Is it really good to shout and kill your life-savior like this?"

Xu Yan's light words were like cheering on the fire, which made Zhang Lan even more violent. She pointed at Xu Yan and said, "You dare to say that you actually feed me... You are so disgusting!"

"You mean peeing." Xu Yan added to her words, and when she saw her angrily, her eyes turned, and said seriously: "I'm just trying to save you. Your situation was critical at that time, and she was muttering to ask for water. If there was no water, the consequences would be unimaginable, so..."

"You can go find water!"

"The situation was critical at that time, so how could I find water for me? And this is an ancient tomb. Do you think you can find it at home and you can find it if you want to find water? Besides, even if you find water, do you think you can drink it?"

Zhang Lan was blocked for a while and knew that Xu Yan was right, but emotionally, she couldn't accept drinking urine, especially Xu Yan's urine, which was too disgusting, so she ignored it and said, "Then you can't feed me that kind of thing."

Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and asked, "In this case, what should I feed you?"

"How do I know?" Zhang Lan said. She was disgusting, and she was in the mood to think about this.

"Then you are dead."

Zhang Lan was stunned and began to think, bringing herself into Xu Yan's situation. After a moment, she said, "You can feed blood."

"Feed blood?"

"Yes!" Zhang Lan nodded. Although blood was disgusting, it was at least much easier to accept than urine.

"You are so beautiful to feed you blood!" Xu Yan sneered and said, "Do you know where this place is? This is an ancient tomb. I don't know what terrible things will happen. If you feed your blood, how can I maintain my combat power?"

Xu Yan paused and continued: "Let's take a step back, even if you don't encounter any other dangers, it's not airtight here for many years, and I don't know how many bacteria there are. What if I get infected?"

"Then you can't feed me that..." Zhang Lan said unreasonably.

"I don't know where your meaningless disgust comes from." Xu Yan glanced at Zhang Lan and said, "But I can tell you very responsibly that in terms of replenishing moisture, urine is more suitable than blood. Water in urine accounts for 96 to 97%. Traditional Chinese medicine also uses urine as a medicinal material. In addition, I am a boy's urine that has been preserved for 19 years. It can not only replenish hydration and drive away evil spirits, but also beautify..."

You have a home urine beauty treatment!

Zhang Lan was dumbfounded, and was so angry that Huazhi trembled, and her chest was undulating, "Get out, get out of here!"


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