Chapter 413 : A master in bed!
As soon as this said, the long-haired woman blushed, but she quickly reacted and said uncertainly: "You are next door, you..."
"Please show me the ID." The man reacted when he heard his wife's words and asked the two of them to show their IDs with a serious face. "What ID?" Xu Yan said.
"Police Certificate!"
"No!"
"You are not police?" the man frowned.
"When did I say I was a policeman?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and looked at him like an idiot.
When the man heard Xu Yan say that he was not a policeman, the man was a little confused. After asking so much, he was not a policeman at all. Thinking of his previous fear, the man said angrily: "It's not a policeman, it's not a policeman, why do you check?"
"Will you open the door if you don't talk about temporary inspection?" Xu Yan rolled his eyelids and said naturally.
The thin man was dumbfounded, his eyes twitched a few times, and he couldn't speak for a long time. He couldn't understand the intentions of the two of them for a while, and asked in distress: "What the hell do you want to do?"
Xu Yan smiled and said, "Your movement is too loud, so we can't sleep. So we come over to chat with you, didn't bother you, right?"
The thin man looked strange and wanted to yell loudly and didn't disturb him. In the middle of the night, two people suddenly broke in during the passionate sprint. Will this not disturb him? But seeing the three of them looked so strong, he didn't dare to say what he complained about.
"No...no." The thin man shook his head.
"That's good." Xu Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said to the thin man: "Don't stand there, you can continue, don't worry about us, do whatever we should do, we just take a look and cheer you up. If you do well, we will applaud. If you do not do well, we will cheer you up. If you are sleepy, we will go back to sleep."
After hearing Xu Yan's words, the thin man almost fell to the ground. He was angry and he was not angry, and the expression on his face was so exciting.
You continue, don’t worry about us, what we should do, we just take a look and cheer you up. If you do well, we will applaud. If you do not do well, we will cheer you up. If you are sleepy, we will go back to sleep.
What is this? I thought that a couple was a juggling couple, so I said something casually, and I applauded and helped me to help me. If I did it well, I would applaud. If I didn’t do it well, I would cheer up. If I did it, I would like to think this was a cockfighting?
"Why are you standing there? You were just urging so hard, are you shouting so hard? Keep it!" Xu Yan saw the thin man stunned and urged him again.
The thin man understood this time. Xu Yan was blaming their previous movements and came to ask for punishment. His face changed for a while and said softly: "Brother, I'm sorry to disturb you for rest. I apologize and promise not to disturb you again?"
"Brother, don't force it. I heard that such things are not good for your health. If you really need it, just say it. We are not unreasonable people and will not interfere with you. At most, we will observe from the side, beat the drums and help cheer for others." Xu Yan said with a smile, as if everyone is a man and understands each other.
"No force, no force!" said the thin man hurriedly. He dared not say no at this time. He was not open to doing such things in front of others.
"Okay, but don't force me. If you really can't hold it in, just say it. We're next door and you can come and watch it at any time." Xu Yan reminded again, with a very reasonable expression.
After the thin man apologized repeatedly, Xu Yan took the two of them away. As soon as he returned to the room, the three of them burst into laughter.
"Haha, you are so bad!" Luo Yifei pointed at Xu Yan and smiled.
"Have you read a book, you can speak, don't say it, don't talk. This is called strategy wisdom, do you understand?" Xu Yan glanced at Luo Yifei and said seriously: "Use a simple and peaceful method to achieve the best effect and make the other party surrender. This is called whether you understand strategy, learn it!"
"By the way, how did you think of this method? High, it's too high!" Luo Yifei praised.
"It's hard for me to explain it to you with your IQ." Xu Yan replied lazily and lay back on the bed to sleep.
Luo Yifei waited for a while, but Xu Yan spoke without seeing him, and said disdainfully: "Tsk, you have served it. Isn't it just a despicable way? You don't want to hear it yet, so you can't get rid of your ears."
Because of this farce, the next door completely calmed down. Not to mention the sound of yeah, there was no sound of turning over. It was obviously the other party who was afraid of them and was afraid of making a sound, which caused the two of them to misunderstand and would cause some observation and applause.
Without the influence of the noise, Xu Yan and the other two fell asleep quickly. This time, they were awake until dawn. Xu Yan suddenly opened his eyes, sat up from the bed, and shouted to the side: "Mule, Da Nian, get up to train..."
After saying a word, Xu Yan was stunned for a moment. Then he remembered that he was not in the army now, and he didn't need to get up early to train and was lying back on the bed.
Jiang Danian and Luo Yifei also woke up. Jiang Danian stretched and said, "No need to train or get up early, I'm really not used to it."
The three of them lay on the bed, neither getting up nor continuing to sleep, but just opened their eyes wide and looked at the ceiling. The habits that had already formed suddenly changed and it was difficult to adapt to it for a while.
Yes, yes!
At this moment, a sound came from next door again.
The sudden movement made the three of them laugh and they met each other. When they were free, the three of them turned their ears and sounded. The shouting next door was obviously much smaller, so they should have deliberately lowered their voices.
After listening for a while, Luo Yifei knocked on the wall and joked: "I said you are quite diligent and got up so early to work hard."
A panic roar came from the next door, and then there was no sound.
"Hey, we are awake, don't hold it back, let's continue." Xu Yan said.
"It's over." The man opposite smiled.
"You are not strong enough, but I didn't expect this aspect to last for a long time. It's not that you have taken medicine, right?" Xu Yan said, and actually chatted with the other party.
"I won't take medicine." The man's voice came through the wall.
"So, you are born with a strange nature. Do you have any secrets to control women? Let's give me some advice?" Xu Yan said interested, looking familiar. As for the incident of smashing someone else's door yesterday, he had long forgotten it.
"This..." the man hesitated a little.
"It's not convenient to say it, right? OK, I'll go to your side." Xu Yan curled his lips.
"Convenient, convenient!" the man said hurriedly, but he didn't dare to let Xu Yan and the others come to his room, otherwise he would know if they would let him teach in practice!
"I really have some tricks." The man thought for a while.
"Oh, let's talk!" Xu Yan heard that he had a clue and suddenly became excited. Luo Yifei and Jiang Danian also raised their ears at the same time.
"I used to be quite cowardly. I was always complained by my wife. Later, by chance, I learned a set of breathing methods and it slowly lasted. Now it's no problem for half an hour at a time." The man said this, and his tone could not hide his pride. This is the man's pride.
"What breathing method? It's so awesome!" Xu Yan asked.
Chapter completed!