Chapter 369 : Stomach washing with pot water!
Ji Xu insisted on letting her stomach wash, and Zhang Sheng agreed. Xu Yan was immediately confused and was stunned.
Damn, he just bit his lips and washed his stomach. He couldn't agree to anything. Does the stomach look like a clothes? If you want to wash it, wash it!
After a brief shock, Xu Yan quickly came to his senses and said he would not be willing to gastric lavage, and he was unwilling to suffer in vain. So he quickly refused, "Squadron Captain, I just ate a bite of the dish and didn't feel anything wrong. There is no need to gastric lavage."
While talking, he pulled Zhang Sheng out again and said, "And didn't the health officer say that too? I'm a small problem, nothing big, just take a break." As he said that, Xu Yan secretly rushed to Zhang Sheng and asked him to help him quickly.
However, Ji Xu did not give Zhang Sheng a chance to speak again, raised his eyebrows and said, "No, you must have a stomachache!"
"Xu Yan, don't mess around. Poisoning is not a trivial matter. If you don't do it properly, you will have big problems. Hurry up and cooperate with stomach washing!"
As soon as Ji Xu finished speaking, Jiang Danian spoke from the side and said, "Xu Yan, I heard from the squadron leader. Although it is a bit uncomfortable to gastric lavage, it can clear the toxins, which is good for your body."
hiss!
When Xu Yan heard this, he took a breath of cold air, his eyes turned dark, and he almost fainted, feeling a burst of heart and lung pain.
He suddenly looked back and stared at Jiang Danian fiercely, wishing he could go up and beat him up, break his head, and seal his mouth...
This bastard made a mistake and made the scene so chaotic that he was in a dilemma. Now he is still talking sarcastic here and helping him back. This is to kill him.
You say you can't see the situation clearly. It's nothing, you can keep silent. No one thinks you are mute if you don't speak.
Look at the mule, I can't see the situation clearly. I won't speak...
As soon as Xu Yan's thoughts were turned, Luo Yifei's voice rang out, and he spoke to help, "Captain, I don't think I need to have stomach washing."
When he spoke, he immediately attracted everyone's eyes. Xu Yan, Luo Yifei, Zhang Sheng, Ji Xuden, and everyone's eyes were cast at Luo Yifei at the same time.
"Good brother, I know that at critical moments, you are the most reliable!" Xu Yan looked at Luo Yifei gratefully.
Feeling his gaze, Luo Yifei nodded slightly, then faced the puzzled gaze of Ji Xu and others, and said, "Actually, you don't have to worry at all. This little poison cannot do anything to Xu Yan."
Speaking of this, he deliberately paused, sniffed everyone's appetite, and then said: "As the saying goes, a good person does not live long, and it will last for thousands of years. Xu Yan is a man who is hard to live, and it is not so easy to get into trouble!"
puff!
Many people sneered and thought he had some ideas, but they ended up making fun of him.
Your uncle!
Xu Yan was galloping past his head, and was stunned for a while. This bastard, he thought he was talking to him. But he was a joke, which was worse than Jiang Danian. Jiang Danian was at least kind, but this shameless guy was just a despicable joke, he was careless in making friends and making friends!
"Mule, I think you should be a traffic policeman and stand at an intersection to command traffic." Xu Yan said deeply.
“How to say it?”
"Let passers-by come and go back and forth!"
When everyone heard this, they were stunned at first. Since Xuan burst into laughter, Xu Yan's intention was not to drink, but to scold Luo Yifei in a roundabout way!
They laughed happily, but Ji Xu's face lengthened. He shouted "Enough", suppressed everyone's laughter, waved his hand and said, "Immediately, gastric lavage!"
"Squadron Captain..."
"Immediately," Ji Xu said without any explanation, and after that, he said to Zhang Sheng: "Do you think what you need to prepare? What gastric laundering juice is needed?"
"Get some water for a pot!" Zhang Sheng thought for a while.
"You are sincere, right?" Xu Yan looked at Zhang Sheng with a dark face, with an extremely bad expression. This guy knew that he was not poisoned, so he even had to use a pot of water to wash his stomach. Is he intentionally disgusted him?
"Wash the pot of water?" Ji Xu was puzzled.
"Xu Yan's poisoning is very mild and there is no need to use gastric lavage to neutralize the toxicity at night. Just dilute it with ordinary water and rinse it." Zhang Sheng explained.
"Since that's the case, then use clean water!" Xu Yan hurriedly said that since he had to have a stomachache, he would choose an acceptable one.
"If you drink it, it will not irritate your stomach and will not spit it out easily. It will be different if you wash the pot of water."
Xu Yan was unwilling to do so, but he couldn't refute it, because that would inevitably reveal the truth and let Jiang Danian be driven away.
"Jiang Danian, your uncle, I'm going to kill you this time!" Xu Yan thought with a bitter face, glaring at Jiang Danian fiercely.
Jiang Danian scratched his head in a daze, thinking that Xu Yan was because he didn't help him, so he advised: "Xu Yan, it's not that I don't help you, I'm also for your own good. If you get poisoned, you have to have stomach washing. Just listen to Zhang Sheng. Just wash the pot of water. It's no big deal. Just bear with it!"
You go away!
Xu Yan's fists tightened silently and began to grind his teeth again. He stared at Jiang Danian for a moment, turned his head and stopped looking at him. He was afraid that if he continued to watch, he would not be able to help but beat him up.
"The water is coming!"
Accompanied by a shout, the Golden Wire Snake came over with a pot of water and placed it on the table beside Xu Yan.
Xu Yan looked at him and saw that the water in the pot was a little turbid, with a layer of oil flowers floating on it, and there were mixed rice grains, noodles, vegetable leaves, etc. inside.
As soon as he saw this, Xu Yan knelt on the spot. Your uncle didn't drink this thing from pigs, but he used it to wash his stomach. Is this going to make him feel sick?
Ji Xu, regardless of his thoughts, urged: "Start quickly!"
"Captain of the Squadron, I really don't need to wash my stomach!" Xu Yan's face turned pale and made his last effort.
"Drink now, this is an order!"
"How much do you drink?"
"Three to five hundred milliliters at a time, and one teapot is almost done!"
At Ji Xu's urging, Xu Yan scooped a teapot and brushed the water into the pot, wrinkled his nose and leaned to his mouth, and refused to drink it. Stop teasing, he was not poisoned, and he was willing to drink it only with a fool!
"Don't drink it, if you don't drink it, I'll find someone to pour it into your stomach!" Ji Xu threatened.
"Xu Yan, drink it quickly, just wash your stomach, you will vomit it in a while." Jiang Danian, Luo Yifei and others advised each other, either caring or joking.
"Die it!"
With Ji Xu eyeing him, Xu Yan knew that he could not refuse and could only choose to obey. He told himself in his heart, pinched his nose and put the teapot to his mouth and started drinking water for the pot.
As soon as he took a sip, a strange and unpleasant smell hit his nose, causing his stomach to churn and he almost vomited.
"Don't vomit, just drink it all at once, and then vomit together!"
Chapter completed!