Chapter 308: The Sow Race Diaochan!
Hearing Xiangyang say this, the captain not only did not believe it, but instead shouted, suddenly sat up from the bed, and shouted: "Xiangyang, have you been drinking the old sow again?"
"No, Captain.↑Dingdian Novel, x." Xiangyang shook his head, looking innocent, and those who didn't know thought it was true!
However, the captain, obviously very familiar with him, curled his lips and said, "If you don't feed it, will it get drunk?"
"The conscience of heaven and earth is really not me. The instructor drank too much at noon and vomited all the pigpens. As a result, the imperial concubine ate it, so it got drunk!"
"Stop talking nonsense with me!" The captain glared at Xiangyang angrily, but couldn't do anything to him.
"Captain, I really didn't say nonsense. Whoever talked nonsense would be born to the imperial concubine!"
"Okay, don't pretend to be innocent with me. I haven't settled the score with you when I was drunk last time. If you dare to offend again, how can you deal with you!"
"Yes, captain!" Xiangyang saluted.
The respect and obedience on the surface and the depravity in the bones made the captain speechless. He waved his hand and said to Xiangyang: "Don't pretend, help me bring the three of them to..."
When the captain said this, he couldn't help but stop. After a long time, he still didn't know where Xu Yan and the other two came from!
"By the way, where did you three come from?" the captain turned to Xu Yan and asked.
"Report to the captain, we came from the reconnaissance company!" Xu Yan reported and couldn't help but shook his head secretly. This guy lives in the pig farm without complaining at all because he understands each other's attributes.
"Investigation Company?" As soon as he heard that it was the investigation company, the captain looked at the three of them in surprise and asked, "What mistakes have you made?"
"Report. No!" Xu Yan said loudly.
"Take it down!" The captain curled his lips and said, "I didn't make a mistake, Tang Jue is willing to give me you "elites"?"
Seeing that Xu Yan and the other two didn't say anything, the captain didn't ask, and said to Xiangyang: "Take the three of them to the second squad. Tell them to their squad leader!"
"Let's go, you three come with me. I thought you were going to be assigned to our class, but I didn't expect that the second squad leader would get cheaper." Xiangyang muttered dissatisfied.
The four left the captain's office, Luo Yifei poked Xiangyang and asked, "What's the matter with the drunken concubine you just mentioned?"
"I haven't heard of it. This is a relic program in the pig farm. We have an old sow called Guifei!" Xiangyang said with relish. As the saying goes, two years in the army, the sow is as good as Diao Chan.
"How could a pig be called a concubine?" Jiang Danian was puzzled.
"Stupid!" Xiangyang rolled his eyelids and explained: "Even mosquitoes here are male. We finally have a 'female' and can't give a nice name."
Xiangyang is not a good bird, Xu Yanluo Yifei is also full of bad water. They are like each other. They become familiar with each other after a few words. They look quite a bit too late. If they were put in ancient times, they would definitely be confused. They chopped chicken heads, burned yellow paper, and became sworn brothers of the opposite sex.
Of course, it is not in ancient times, and sworn brothers are not popular, but sharing names is inevitable.
Xiangyang introduced himself: "Let's get to know each other again. My name is Xiangyang, what are your names?"
"My name is Xu Yan!"
"Luo Yifei!"
"Jiang Danian!"
One day, the three of them heard their names, and Xiangyang suddenly widened his eyes and said, "I'm going, no. It turns out that it's you, the pride of my wild wolf group! What did you do? They were actually sent here?"
"I didn't make any mistakes, I just saved a girl." Xu Yan explained casually, and didn't want to say more, so he asked Xiangyang instead: "Tell me, which company are you from? How did you come in?"
"I was in the communication company. I drank too much that day and beat us platoon leader." Xiangyang said without hesitation.
As soon as these words were spoken, Xu Yan and the other two were immediately in awe. Awesome man, he was drunk and beat the platoon leader. Even they had never done such a cool thing.
After communicating the names, they can be said to be mutually sympathetic. Xiangyang reminded: "Your squad leader of the second squad is not a good person. The civil servants who come from the agency are neither male nor female, and have a very ugly personality. Be careful, call me if you have something to do!"
After hearing Xiangyang's words, Xu Yan and the other two had a positioning for the second squad leader in their minds, but when they really saw the second squad leader, they were still shocked.
The second squad leader was wearing a short-sleeved shirt, his face covered with cucumber slices, and he was doing beauty treatment.
It is not a strange thing for men to do beauty, but don’t forget where this place is. This is the army, a place where rough men stay. Seeing men in beauty here is ten times rarer than seeing women.
"Second Squad Leader, the captain asked me to send three people to you!" Xiangyang said.
"I heard it, are you upset?" The second squad leader said in a soft voice, with a little bit of anger. No matter how you hear, it doesn't look like a man, it makes people feel very awkward.
"I've left the person to you, I won't care!" Xiangyang left this sentence and waved his hand and left.
As Xiangyang left, only Xu Yan and the other two remained in the room, as well as the second squad leader.
The second squad leader took off the cucumber slices and said slowly: "Which unit are you three from? What mistakes are you making?"
The domineering aura was not like a small squad leader, but like a powerful eunuch.
"Report, the reconnaissance company, did not make any mistakes!"
"Hmph, let's go, right? Can you come here?" The second squad leader curled his lips. I wonder if he had preconceived ideas. The second squad leader said the same thing, but he felt particularly disgusting when he heard it.
It seemed that because Xu Yan and the other two did not cooperate, the second squad leader felt embarrassed. He shook his face and said, "I don't care how you came to this ghost place, but this is my territory. You have to be a dragon and a tiger. It's better to be honest and don't cause trouble for me!"
When Luo Yifei heard this, he became angry. This dog really took him seriously. He raised his eyebrows and was about to attack, but was stopped by Xu Yan shook his head.
The second squad leader glanced at the two of them, gave Xu Yan a look that you knew you, pointed to the three empty beds and said, "You three sleep on these three upper bunks!"
Xu Yan and the other two opened their backpacks and began to organize their own things, while the second squad leader walked out.
"Xu Yan, what's wrong with you? You can still tolerate this arrogant person who is neither a man nor a woman?" Luo Yifei complained that according to past experience, it would be strange if Xu Yan didn't punish him to death. But now he actually tolerated him, this is so weird!
"It's better to have less things than more. As long as he doesn't get too much, let him go!" Xu Yan said lightly, and then said: "I promised the squad leader to join the Longya Special Forces Brigade. The selection of the Longya Special Forces Brigade is about to begin. This is our primary goal at present. We must get the selection quota!"
Chapter completed!