Chapter 21: A well-folded quilt can't save your life
When Xu Yan stared at him with a squinted eye, he heard his tone wrong. Jiang Danian suddenly became restrained and followed Xu Yan's gaze. Seeing Xu Yan staring at a corner of his quilt, he thought there was something wrong, so he hurriedly stepped forward to sort it out and said timidly: "This corner is a bit uneven..."
Xu Yan shook his head, waved his hand at Jiang Danian, and said, "Take it back!"
Jiang Danian was about to be amnesty and hurriedly carried the quilt back, carefully placed it on the bed, meticulously sorting it out, and then stood aside.
Seeing that Xu Yan asked Jiang Danian to carry the quilt back, the group of people were confused and became more and more confused. They didn't know what he was selling in the gourd. Just as Sun Xin was about to ask, Xu Yan spoke again. This time he pointed at Yuan Guoqing and said, "You, carry the quilt down!"
Because of Jiang Dainian's example, Yuan Guoqing didn't say much. He carried the quilt down according to Yan, placed it on the central stool, and tidied it up carefully, then stood aside and waited for Xu Yan to speak.
"The quilt is folded well!" Xu Yan said again, with the same words, the same eyes, and the same tone.
"Is there any problem?" Yuan Guoqing said confused.
"Take it back!"
Xu Yan frowned and shouted, calling out to both of them, but he didn't hear the answer he wanted. Xu Yan was speechless and looked at Luo Yifei again, "You, carry the quilt to the stool!"
"Why?" Luo Yifei rolled his eyelids and was not so obedient.
"If you ask you to hug you, how can you get so much nonsense?" Xu Yan scolded, and saw Luo Yifei following the words, glanced at the quilt, and repeated again: "The quilt is well folded!"
Luo Yifei looked at his quilt and saw that there was nothing wrong with it. He touched the corner of his lips and said, "It's okay!"
Hearing this, Xu Yan's eyes lit up suddenly and he called three people in a row. He was waiting for this kind of answer. Although it was a bit different from what he imagined, he could only make do with it. After all, although this answer was not confident and stinky, it was much better than Jiang Daniu's shyness and Yuan Guoqing's suspicion.
But seeing Xu Yan raise his eyebrows, step forward, kick the stool over, and the quilt on it rolled to the ground. In conjunction with the action of kicking the stool, his angry words followed, "It's okay, you're quite proud. I tell you, these - all bullshits. When you go to the battlefield and encounter danger, the quilt is folded well and cannot save your life!"
Angry roar echoed in his ears, and the entire dormitory was silent like death. No one expected Xu Yan to be like this. He looked at him in surprise, not understanding where he was making fire.
After a moment of silence, Luo Yifei first reacted. He looked at the quilt that he was kicked to the ground, then looked at Xu Yan, and asked, "Why are you kicking me in the quilt? You're crazy!"
Xu Yan turned a deaf ear to his words, turned to Sun Xin, faced his gloomy face, and smiled and said, "Report to the squad leader, the drill for handling unqualified internal affairs of the special forces has been completed!"
The drill is finished!
Everyone looked at each other, then dumbfounded, and then realized that this guy was not crazy, but was performing a demonstration. Everyone's eyes met, looked at Xu Yan, looked at Luo Yifei, and then looked at Sun Xin. They all looked very strange. This guy was fucked by a frog, and he looked so beautiful that he was not fancy!
"You can't kick me in the quilt even if you practice!" Luo Yifei shouted.
"Since it's a drill, you must have props. Your quilt is just props. What's wrong with me kicking it? It's common for a professional actor to be slapped in the face. I'm just kicking you a quilt. You're just talking here. It would be fine if you kick you." Xu Yan curled his lips and said contemptuously: "What a big deal, it's really true, there's not even a spirit of dedication to art!"
Luo Yifei was dumbfounded, and the blue veins on Sun Xin's forehead were squirming, suppressing the surging anger, and he spoke coldly, "The drill was good!"
"I'm just talking about it, I've learned about the self-cultivation of actors. For me, this level of demonstration is a piece of cake..."
Seeing that Xu Yan did not fold the quilt, not only did he not repent, but also shamelessly showed off here. Sun Xin was furious and said, "This is not a drama academy, nor is it a special forces. This is the Wild Wolf Group, the second platoon and third squad of the recruit company. Your theory is not useful here."
Why!
Faced with Sun Xin's anger, Xu Yan shook his head and sighed, saying: "This is the difference between ordinary troops and special forces. Ordinary troops focus most of their energy on trivial matters such as internal affairs, while special forces have only one purpose, that is, to concentrate all time and constantly train to become stronger and stronger..."
"Do you know the special forces very well?"
"It's a sloppy, and you know everything you should know."
Xu Yan said casually, saying that he was humble, but that expression and posture did not mean anything humble. The tired attitude made Sun Xin angry again. Just as he was about to argue with him, he suddenly noticed Xu Yan's slightly raised lips. He was stunned for a moment and would soon come to his senses. Now he was discussing internal affairs and punishing Xu Yan for not folding the quilt, rather than discussing with him the difference between ordinary companies and special forces.
As soon as he thought of this, Sun Xin quickly calmed down and recalled the previous conversation. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. From the beginning of his promise to Xu Yan's demonstration, he had fallen into Xu Yan's hub and was led by his nose without knowing it. In the end, he was almost taken into the ditch.
"This kid is really not simple. Not only is he excellent in military affairs, but he is also excellent in psychological use. He cannot be regarded as a new recruit, but should be regarded as the most cunning opponent." Sun Xin felt a little frightened, and his evaluation of Xu Yan increased a little further.
However, since he had learned about Xu Yan's thoughts, he certainly would not continue to be fooled. After a change of thought, he deliberately said: "You said that on the battlefield, the quilt is folded well and cannot save your life, so what can you save your life?"
"Strength!" Xu Yan said with a stern voice, thinking that he had convinced Sun Xin!
"How did the strength come from?" Sun Xin asked again.
"Come on training..." Xu Yan only said halfway through this time, and then stopped, obviously feeling something was wrong.
But now that it was too late to react, Sun Xin took over his words and said, "That's right, the sword-blade is developed by himself. The strength is achieved through hard training. In order for you to go to the battlefield in the future, I will decide to increase the training intensity for you." Speaking of this, Sun Xin curled his lips and smiled, and said word by word: "Cancel the rest time!"
Ha ha!
Seeing that Xu Yan was backfiring and was punished by the squad leader, a group of comrades burst into laughter.
"I deserve it when shooting myself in the foot!" Luo Yifei smiled, and he smiled the most among the people.
Sun Xin glanced at him, saw his quilt slanted, and saw everyone laughing happily, his face darkened, and said, "Is it funny, everyone has it, the rest is cancelled, and the penalty runs to the playground for five laps!"
The joyful laughter suddenly stopped, and everyone walked out of the door with bitter faces.
"Haha..." This time it was Xu Yan's turn to laugh. Although he was also fined, he was not alone, at least everyone was with him.
"Don't be proud, five circles are just punishments, and the internal affairs must be done. If there is a next time, let's see how I punish you." Sun Xin glared at Xu Yan and supervised everyone to go to the playground.
Chapter completed!