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Chapter 154: Back to School

By the way, have you gone to the station? You shouldn't have already set off!

Hearing Xu Yan's pretentious words, they cried without tears. They not only set off, but also arrived at the station. ∏∈top∏∈point∏∈ small∏∈ said, x.

"Xu Yan, do you say that bad about your conscience?"

"God, earth, please open your eyes and drop a ray of lightning and strike this shameless guy to death. It's too shameless, so shameless."

After a brief shock, the two of them were so handsome that they attacked Xu Yan in anger.

Who is Xu Yan? He always cursed people and harmed people. Few people could harm him. Even if he tricked people first, it would not work. Seeing the two of them chattering, he raised his eyebrows and shouted loudly, and said, "Enough, you are not over yet, right? I just didn't bring my cell phone and accidentally didn't inform you in advance. As for cursing me like this? If you say it was to put pigeons, you are the same. I asked you to pick me up at the station before, didn't you go?"

The two were stunned by what he said, and after a while, they came back to their senses and retorted: "Let us pigeons, you still have to pay attention to you. Can our situation be the same? You often play tricks on us and never speaks accurately. We are not sure you will come back, so of course we can't pick you up at the station; but you asked us to pick you up, but you escaped by yourself. Is this what people do?"

"Didn't you say that? I'm cold and hungry, so I came back first. I didn't carry a cell phone with me. It just so happened that the driver's cell phone was out of battery, so I forgot to notify you." Xu Yan insisted on this reason and refused to let go.

"Don't talk about these useless..." Big Mouth curled his lips and didn't believe it.

Xiaosha said from the side, "Okay, even if you forgot to notify me, let's not mention this matter for now. Let's talk about the next thing, we will call you. You pretend to be tricked and deliberately fool us, how can you calculate the account?"

"You are talking about someone calling me uncle. It turned out that you called me. I thought it was a liar. At that time, I thought, this liar is too unprofessional. With my age, I don't even have a son, so how could I be someone else's uncle? I heard that it was a liar. I didn't expect it was you..."

Xu Yan pushed everything and pushed everything completely. He had to say that this guy was so quibbling that the two of them knew that he was lying, and even though they knew that he was talking nonsense, they could not believe a word, but they could not prove him. They were so angry that they were furious.

"Little little, you are still far from playing with me!" The corner of your lips raised slightly, outlining a sarcastic curve. Although Xu Yan thought so, he would not say so. He still understood the principle of stopping when he saw it was almost done. Seeing that it was almost done, he quickly changed the topic and said, "Okay. I won't talk about this anymore, I will tell you good news. I'll bring you good things!"

"What good thing?" Big Mouth asked casually.

When Xiaosha heard this, she couldn't help rolling her eyes and cursed in a low voice: "Idiot, why are you so stupid? You're so easy to get rid of the topic."

When he heard this, he coughed and quickly changed his mouth: "We don't care about any good things. In short, if you don't give an explanation for this matter today, this matter will never end."

"Isn't it really rare? This is unique to the army. There is no place at all and you can't buy it for much money." Xu Yan curled his lips and threw down the bait.

When the big mouthed and handsome two men heard this, they looked at each other and couldn't help but ask, "What good thing?"

"You guess!"

"Pretending to be mysterious!" Xiaosha curled his lips, but he didn't know that Xu Yan was not pretending to be mysterious, but even he himself didn't know that he came back in a hurry and didn't bring anything back. Not to mention good things, even ordinary things, there was no such thing. But of course he couldn't say this, and could only delay time in this way and then slowly think about countermeasures.

"Isn't it because I got a gun?" Big Mouth said excitedly.

"Can your imagination be richer? Guns are nationally controlled weapons and are not allowed to be carried and hidden in private. Even if you want them, I can't get them!" Xu Yan said with a rolling eyelid.

"military uniform?"

“Too vulgar!”

"Military boots?"

"This is not the same!"

The two of them guessed several times in a row, but Xu Yan shook his head and refused. Finally, he simply stopped guessing and said, "I can't guess, don't keep it from being stuck, tell us quickly!"

"It's a pill!" Xu Yan said mysteriously.

"pill?"

"That's right, pills, the latest pills developed by the army, are drugs that can stimulate human potential and make people burst out with powerful potential and combat effectiveness in a short period of time. They are all high-end goods in the army, and only special forces will distribute them."

After hearing Xu Yan's magical statement, the two of them couldn't help but emerge in their minds. After taking the pills, their potential for excitation became extremely powerful. From then on, they swept through the East China Sea and caused countless beauties to scream and admire.

Both of them were almost drooling. This was a must-have medicine for pretending to be stumbled on others. If you could get one, it would be great.

"How could you get such a powerful drug?" Xiaosha said suspiciously, and was not confused yet.

"Of course it was because I made great contributions. I knew why I said I had come back before, but I couldn't come back in the end. It was because the military region started a joint practical exercise. I led two comrades into the Blue Army Command through the layers of blockades of the Dragon Ya Special Forces Brigade, beheaded the Blue Army Command, and won the victory of the exercise. The commander saw that I was a talent and specially rewarded me three..." At this point, Xu Yan paused for a moment and sighed: "Hey, after I got the pill, the first thing I thought of was you. I borrowed the phone just as soon as I got the car and called you to pick me up. I wanted to share it with you as soon as possible, but you put my pigeons, and later..."

"Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. You are at home now, right? Let's go find you now." When the two of them heard this, they said hurriedly. In order to get the pill of pretending, all their anger disappeared.

"Okay, I'll wait for you and see you at the cafe near my house."

Xu Yan made an appointment with the two to meet, hung up the phone, whispered with a shaking head, "Hey, IQ is a flaw, I really believe there is any pretentious pill."

After eating quickly, Xu Yan pulled out the medicine box, searched for a while, chose a bottle of calcium tablets, poured out three tablets, scraped off the signs on it, and put them in a porcelain bottle. So the army specially made a show-off pill that could not be bought at the local area for a lot of money, and it was done!

After doing all this, Dazui and the others arrived, called to urge him, and Xu Yan told his mother that he had gone out.

"You've just come back, where are you going?"

"Let's play with friends!"

"Friends, you are so generous to them again. It's not me who talks about you. Don't interact with them in the future. I think they are not of high quality and have some IQ problems. Don't ruin you!"
Chapter completed!
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